#Horrendous

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

genuinely offensive that human bodies are designed to urinate. bitch you are in constant need of water. you are made of water. it is your basic building block. you utter whore i just watered you and now you're pissing it away???? and demanding MORE?

[ef-1]

George saying he felt like he was on the verge of fainting on multiple occasions during the race, drivers vomiting, others collapsing during the race, after the race.

f1 avoided serious disaster by the grace of god and literally nothing else, definitely not by any competence or foresight or good decision making

[isbergillustration]

Setting Boundaries (By Breaking Down Crying)

[juanitasupreme]

[de4thparty]

As someone who had to wear a uniform in high school I give Sara Chidouin a pass to do literally anything because if I got kidnapped and had to watch a bunch of people die aaaaand my only outfit was my school uniform. I would turn evil

[elisela]

finished the body last weekend and wove in all the ends tonight. can’t find the needles for the sleeves right now so those have to wait until i figure out where i set them down

[songofsoma]

your date pulls up dressed in this wyd?

[detective-shirogane124]

GREGOR SAMSA THE MAN YOU ARE

[fedtothenight]

looks like a hunger games capitol building but it’s the mi6 headquarters in london

[cokoweee]

If I don't see jiggling oiled Casey tits next update I'm going to go a little crazy and fucking kill you(eleven and a half whole nukes to your dingy basement)

YOURE HORRIBLY DOWN BAD

I HAVENT LAUGHED THAT HARD IN A FAT MINUTE

[nic-coughlan]

it's been one week since season three aired...

[eirianerisdar]

Ferrari. Making it so your drivers have to fight the car through nearly every corner isn't going to help

[aurumacadicus]

CAT STOP BITING ME CHALLENGE

[adventure-showdown]

What is your favourite Doctor Who story?

ROUND 3 MASTERPOST

synopses and propaganda under the cut

Flatline

Synopsis

Separated from the Doctor, Clara discovers a new menace from another dimension.

But how do you hide when even the walls are no protection? With people to save and the Doctor trapped, Clara comes up against an enemy that exists beyond human perception.

Propaganda no propaganda submitted

Eve of the Daleks

Synopsis

Ten minutes until midnight and the dawning of 2022. With the Doctor's TARDIS out of action, the Doctor, Yaz, and Dan are forced to wait in an ordinary self-storage facility with only one customer. However, Dalek Executioners are on the hunt and a time loop forces the trapped allies to keep reliving the dying minutes of 2021. What has gone wrong with time? What do the Daleks want? As New Year's Day ticks ever closer, the Doctor's tactics will be pushed to the limit to break the loop and dodge extermination on a night where auld acquaintance can't be forgot.

Propaganda no propaganda submitted

[happi-dreams]

what being a special spaceship shipper feels like in this economy— /silly

[importantpeachfury]

Baked spaghetti

I beg your pardon !?????!!!???