Don Grolnick — Hearts And Numbers.
1985 : Hip Pocket.
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Being held together by the magical equivalent of duct tape is so in season ☑️
ft. new oc who surprise surprise doesnt have a name yet! who do you think i am :D
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Rosie, after rescuing Alastor from Lucifer's anxiety-induced dimensional lockdown: You put my best friend at risk, and for what? Because you felt a little stressed out?
Lucifer: That's not it.
Rosie: You could have cost him his life!
Alastor, looking the most traumatized and stressed he's ever been in both lives: What life, Rosie? I spent every day lying on the floor of that hotel room talking with Lucifer about popular culture. Do you know what it means to "clap back", Rosie? 👏Be👏cause👏I👏do👏
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anyone who thinks they comptrol anything ‘round here has to answer to the don.
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Luke, the bar is in hell with with the Devil and his half-demon daughter.
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╰(✿˙ᗜ˙)੭━☆゚.*・。゚Steampunk bunny Mayu for Mayu Monday!
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bcj one of those scrankly guys you go on a date with who is half an hour late, so oiled up with hair gel it’s not even funny and reeks of weed. he doesn’t even take out his wallet to pay but you end up in the back seat of his fucky ass car and you.see.stars and suddenly it’s all worth it :)
(the you in this story is evan rosier)
completely agree except on exactly two (2) critical points:
i. he's too lazy to use any hair product so he shows up with the worst bedhead ever like it's sticking up in the back
ii. barty always inexplicably smells the way that sparkling water tastes. it's just... clean. carbonated. he's not even wearing cologne or anything and this is actually WAY MORE off-putting than if he reeked of weed, because it's so incongruous with everything else about him. and it never changes. his perpetual nice-unscented-shampoo smell is one of life's great mysteries.
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Protect Jimmy at all costs
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this part has me laughing so much
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I just watched the Toby's Secret Pocket premier and lemme tell you, the live chat makes the experience so much better.
We were all freaking out when Toby was suddenly Tony (I swear for a good minute or so the chat was just filled with "TONY?!" and "who's Tony???" and etc.) and the chat went wild when Luke stepped in and corrected everyone else. We were all also very big fans of Jimmy and were appropriately saddened when he was fired from his internship :(
People were making references to past longforms and comparing the level of chaos between them...anyways it was great.
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canon filipino sfth longform character who is a detective who also happens to not know how to use doors ARE WE WINNING OR WHAT
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Got assignments breathing down my neck as I speak, but idc it's self indulgent hour
Anyways MTMTE characters as TF2 merc classes based off what I think they'd choose (doesn't mean they'll be good at it), what combat style they prefer, or what TF2 character's personality I think they'd match:
Disclaimer: Most of the ppl in Spy class I think would choose it for purely trolling purposes, or would think they're great at it but actually suck ass- Also not like a serious thingy, I just wanted to figure out what class I think they'd play lmao
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I can't believe they created something more chaotic than The Lighthouse😭😭🤣🤣
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Love how Jimmy being Filipino was just mentioned once. It's just a one off thing
But anyways they were so silly in this play. Just so. :3
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Is it just me or was this play one of the most deranged yet? I was laughing so hard I was crying...I couldn't even see half the play because I had to take my glasses off
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