#Hindi jokes

[ek-ranjhaan]

So today my dad kept on calling my brother for some random work and my bro was so frustrated as he finally lay beside me to relax a bit, only to be called again and he just went like 'kya chahiye iss tutchh prani ko', and we looked at each other and laughed out so loud lmao

[manojxr]

Funny jokes Hindi jokes majedar jokes viral short

[komal01]

Main tumse ab kuch maangta nahi aye Khuda;

Teri dekar cheen lene ki aadat mujhe manzoor nahi

[claires-audience]

Who decided the gender of hindi food items like why is dahi bhalla male but aloo chaat female? And why does it scratch my brain when someone adresses khichdi with a masculine adjective???!?!!??

[meanslackofart]

kutti (hindi) bolna humari sanskriti ke khilaaf hai but this sanskriti doesn't mind being called nala kutti (malayalam)

[girlthativealwaysbeen]

me when i listen to my depressing playlist full of depressing songs that i made when i was depressed depresses me

[doctorbleed]

[ek-ranjhaan]

Bad bitch kya hota hai??

Hum toh kutti kamini bolenge

[premikaunderthemoon]

when a 10/10 baddie tells me he “lifts” but I'm from U.P so the only lifting I know is रोड से उठवा लेना ☹️😘

[imperfectloved]

◟ㅤㅤï๑ㅤㅤ♡ㅤㅤcell   phone   headcanons!

thea   &   ethan.

[chowpatty-ka-icebear]

Tum laate hoge apne sanam ke liye chaand aur taare... Meri Chaand-Si-Mehbooba toh mujhe din mein he taare dikha deti hai...

My lady really is a sweetheart bas gussa mat dilaya karo usko... @wizardcherryblossom 😂❤️