#Marriage Jokes

[rainbowpopeworld]

[image description: photo of a portion of a book page. Text says, “A FARMER came home suddenly from town and found one of his hands kissing his wife. The hand let go and began packing up to leave.

"Where you goin'?" inquired the farmer.

"Back to town, I suppose. Guess you don' want me around after what happened."

"Don't you worry about that, Ed," said the farmer vehemently.

"We'll both love her, and by golly, if we can't love her enough,

I'll hire another man."”]

From The New Anecdota Americana, 1944

[aj-prasuna]

Wife and husband jokes, Indian funny couple, telugu comedy and jokes on wife and husband. Mogudu pellam jokes - watch this hilarious episode on how to escape when you actually forgot her birthday?

[mariimoes]

ZOLU MARRIAGE ( not genderbends)

[llitchilitchi]

more Slovak Miku! this time in folk dress from Čajkov with its iconic horned cap

[f1-stuff]

Monaco GP '24 // Post Quali Press Con

"Do you want me to adopt you, as well? Don't be jealous, Carlos."

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[deancasforcutie]

stuff I notice on rewatch and break my own heart all over again

[live-from-flaturn]

American Television after 5 years of pushing for queer representation: I hope you wanted unnecessary drama, angst with a maybe resolution, and three unfulfilling seasons of questionably written flirtation. And that all comes before anything is half-confirmed with a singular lukewarm kissing scene between two conventionally attractive, white bisexual women!

Thai Television .3 seconds after they figured out queer content is marketable: Did you want something kinky, soft, or stupid? Did you want cat ears? We’ve got cat ears! We’ve got safe/sane/consensual OR off-the-charts bad etiquette BDSM. We’ve got college students out the ass! As long as they’re an engineer or architect, choose your flavor. Do you want an age gap or classmates? Something for adults? Teens? Everyone was childhood besties, how about that??? This is a short order restaurant and I will flip you some gays like they’re hotcakes, just tell me what you want.

[itsamenickname]

Bowser: *adjusts his bowtie before holding out his hand* Let's rule the world, together. Forever. Will you marry me?

Luigi: *staring at Bowser with an annoyed expression as he's tied to a chair and also wearing Peach's dress and wig*

[animentality]

[linddzz]

Bro 6’1” and 5’0” isn’t a predatory relation that’s a long distance relationship 🙏

[queerism1969]

[fireprincesslily]

Sulemio defeats Destiel on Tumblr earlier this year and now Tokyo has ruled that Japan's Ban on Same Sex Marriage is unconstitutional?

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

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[slime-sandwhich-nom]

The freaky god parents