#Himbo dad
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Ranking mxtx couples by whether or not I think they'd be good parents
(I'm 90% sure I'm forgetting someone)
Yep, next question (S)-
Wangxian: tried and tested good dads. I wish them luck with the whole “trying to get wwx pregnant” thing
They have some shit to work through, but after that I think they'd be fine (A)-
Ling Wen/ Bai Jin: if we're just going off the original publication, I would put them in a much lower tier, but since the revised edition added that thing about them raising orphans together and said orphans turning out alright before unfortunate circumstances, I'm putting them up here. I think they'll be alright once they work through the miscommunication
Xiao Xingchen/ Song Lan: They obviously have a lot of trauma they're working through, but I'd like to think they and A-Qing will be a loving family in the long run
One of them would be a good parent, the other wouldn't be a bad parent (B)-
Jiang Yanli/ Jin Zixuan: there's no canon reason for me putting them this low. Jin Zixuan just gives off a mediocre parent vibe to me (and we all know Jiang Yanli is the best)
Yushipei: Yushi Huang has good mom energy, and Pei Ming has been shown to be a not terrible mentor. I'd want the misogyny fully beaten out of him with a mace before I'd think he should have kids of his own though
Lang Qianqiu/ Little Guy: at the very least, they're making sure Guzi is fed, clothed, washed, vaccinated, and has access to education. Neither of them know what they're doing, but I think Little Guy is good at faking it. I wish them luck in their upcoming custody battle
You know what, surprise me/ I'll hear you out (C)-
Bingqiu: My first instinct is “no, do not bring kids into this,” but then I remembered tharnShen Qingqiu has a surprisingly decent track record? Like, Ning Yingying and Ming Fan both turned out a lot more health than they did in the original novel, and though I wouldn't call him in a good place, Binghe is doing a lot better than Bingge. The wild card for me here is Luo Binghe because I have no idea how he'd be with kids
Quanyin: Yin Yu had a decent track record until he was pushed into snapping. I think rn, he needs a couple centuries of being a babygirl before he's ready to parent again. No idea how Quan Yizhen would do though
Born to “dual income, no kids, rich uncles/aunts” (D)-
Fengqing: Feng Xin is canonically a bad dad. I know he's working on it, but it is what it is. Mu Qing has been shown to be decent with kids, but I think he’d have a melt down if he had to deal with the mess constantly.
Hualian: I mean, Xie Lian has raised three kids at this point and one of them became a god, another became state preceptor and then sorta complicit in a genocide, and one became god AND committed genocide + he babysat a ghost king for months and didn't even realize that's what he was because it was a miracle if he remembered to feed him… so, a mixed bag. Hua Cheng may be schrodinger’s child hater, but I'm intrigued by the idea of him raising kids just because I want to know how his own childhood would influence his parenting abilities. They should probably just stick to babysitting for now though
Mingling: Liu Mingyan is too busy writing gay porn to be dealing with kids, and I just can't imagine Sha Hualing as a mom
Please don't bring a kid into this mess (F)-
Beefleaf: Do I need to explain this one?
Mobeishang: Shang Qinghua should not be put in any position where he has to teach someone about consent (Binghe’s early attempts at flirting being a prime example of why that's a bad idea). I also think Mobei Jun is still working on the whole “why hitting people is not cool” thing.
QiJiu: I think the original timeline is a prime example of how they're just not in a place to be raising kids
Jun Wu/ Mei Nianqing: Xie Lian would like a refund on his adopted father figures. They had one kid and he only made it to age 20 because he was cursed to not die
#heaven official's blessing#tgcf#mdzs#grand master of demonic cultivation#svsss#scum villian self saving system#I'm not tagging every couple because idk all their ship names#hualian#bingqiu#wangxian#beefleaf#qijiu#fengqing#quanyin#yushipei#for anyone wondering about the “schrodinger’s child hater” comment:#HC is shown to be on good terms/likes Banyue and Guzi but in the revised edition theres a scene where HC says he doesn't like kids#but also in that scene he's brainwashed and thinks he's a rich 16 y/o#mentally preparing myself for the Feng Xin stans to explain why mr “behave xyz way or I wont acknowledge you as a person” is a good dad#Feng Xin is less of a himbo and more of a tall/buff Chilchuck and I'd like if the fandom at large acknowledged that#idk what ship I forgot to include but I know its not a Jaing Cheng ship#edit: the Binghe defenders are raising valid points but he's still a wildcard to me because of his trust and abandonment issues#I could see bingqiu being good parents like... 5-10 years after the series end point
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I’m so sorry but I have to say it:
Hunter would post thirst traps.
#i’m so sorry#Hunter slander#Hunter is a dad but first and foremost he is a himbo#star wars tbb#star wars the bad batch#the bad batch#tbb hunter
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Walton Goggins (The Unicorn, 2019) | Backyard Barbeque
#walton goggins#the unicorn#wade felton#unicorngifs#GUYS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND#THIS ENTIRE SERIES#is just him being a recently widowed hot single dad who has two dogs and has himbo energo that is also the nicest person ever#And is trying to get back on the dating scene#and 90% of the time he's just like a lost puppy trying to navigate through life#And is an ABSOLUTE mess but he's TRYING so hard#and it's amazing#walton has said that this is the role that's closest to him in terms of personality#like they straight up were like “just be yourself” and rolled camera
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two blonde dads and their adopted children
#a tall himbo dad and a short handyman dad#haas f1 team#kevin magnussen#nico hulkenberg#pietro fittipaldi#chloe chambers#f1#formula 1#f1 academy#hulknussen
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Nightmares were no stranger in the GoldenHeart household. Even if the Institute was gone, and with it the Director's influence, that didn't keep all three people from sometimes jerking awake after their dreams showed them their deepest fears. Ambrosius was haunted by visions of his lover lying in a pool of blood, arm nothing but a stump, while he's helpless to save him. Ballister is plagued by visions of the Queen's death, always left wondering if he could have saved her.
Nimona?
Nimona's nightmares consisted of Gloreth. It would start off happy, with her carrying an elated Gloreth on her back as a horse. Napping amongst the foliage and exploring the forest with her. Then, it would shift. Much like her.
"No, Gloreth, wait!"
"I'm not a monster, I promise!"
No matter what she pleaded, the dreams were always the same. A sword pointed at her heart. A gaze that bled uncertainty, ignorance, distrust…
"Go back to the shadows from whence you came." With that declaration, pain. Blinding, burning pain. Then…nothing. A vast expanse of nothing that left Nimona feeling hollow. Like someone had scraped out her insides with an ice cream scoop.
'Gloreth?'
'Boss?'
…
'Ballister?!'
….
"DAAAAAD!" The scream jolted Ballister and Ambrosius from a rare bout of restful sleep. Fast little footsteps thundered down the hall and both men jumped up. Bal ran to the door, throwing it open. There, standing in the hall, was a frantic and very confused…
"Nimona?" Bal inquired. He looked…younger. Smaller, with longer hair that was a darker red than usual. Big pink eyes looked up at him,and tears began to spill over as Nimona let out a wail. Ballister had her in his arm before he could think. He turned to Ambrosius, who stood in the doorway shocked.
"Grab my arm, Bambi." Ambrosius reached for him, before remembering what he meant and running back into the bedroom. Bal sighed, turning back to the panicked child in his grasp. Nimona clung to his nightshirt, hiccuping and sobbing.
"I'm not a monster, Daddy, I'm not!" She wailed. Ambrosius returned, helping Bal put on his arm. He stood, scooping Nimona up. As he cradled her to his chest, Ballister pressed their foreheads together.
"I know, Mona. I know. You're not a monster. I know, it's ok. You're ok." She threw her arms around his neck, still sobbing. Ambrosius came closer, petting her hair.
"It's ok, sweetheart." He murmured. "They're the monsters, for sending you away. What happened is not your fault, ok?" She peeked up at him from her hiding place in Ballister's shoulder, sniffling. Ambrosius wiped her tears with a smile. The trio migrated into Bal and Ambrosius' room, and the former sat legs crossed on the bed. He cradled Nimona close, letting her cry into his shirt. Finally, she seemed spent, and went limp against his chest.
Ballister gently kissed the child's cheek, humming softly as he rocked. Nimona cuddled into his chest, sighing. Bal hummed sympathetically.
"Bad dreams, kiddo? That's no fun." Nimona shook her head with a sniffle. Ambrosius sat beside Ballister and brushed a strand of hair from Nimona's face. With a deep sigh, he guided his boyfriend to lay back down on the bed. The pair curled around Nimona, both holding her and soothing her whimpers with soft reassurances. Eventually, she fell asleep, and the tiny child was replaced by a stockier teen with a far more shaved hairstyle. The scared furrow of her brow remained, even in sleep. Ballister and Ambrosius made eye contact, and the blonde smirked.
"Dad, huh?" Ballister let out a breathless laugh.
"Not a word to her about this tomorrow, Ambrosius." He ordered, albeit quietly. Chuckling, Ambrosius leaned in and kissed his boyfriend. They snuggled into the soft pillows, soon following Nimona into a peaceful sleep. All the rest of that night, no nightmares plagued the GoldenHeart household. And if there were, they'd face all of them together.
#fic drabble#goldenheart#ballister boldheart#ambrosius goldenloin#nimona#my poor genderfluid baby shark#Ballister is Nimona's dad prove me wrong#nevermind you can't#Ambrosius being a supportive himbo#*casually forgets his bf is an amputee#tw nightmares#gloreth was a manipulated child stop villainizing her
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And so the cycle repeats
#animaniacs#animanics 2020#ducktales#ducktales 2017#scrooge mcduck#donald duck#launchpad mcquack#louie duck#dt17 louie#wakko#wakko warner#wakko x louie#wakkie#crackship#crossover crackship#aged up characters#and just for the silly#biodad au#dad donald#dadnold#dadnald#himbos...the cycle is dating himbos lol#specifically unlucky ducks dating himbos#donpad#god i cant believe i forgot that tag
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BOYD HOLBROOK CHARACTERS + KIDS
#boyd holbrook#bholbrookedit#boydholbrookedit#tvedit#movieedit#edits#four villains#a bunch of dads#a lonely miner#and one himbo#narcos#we can be heroes#the premise#justified: city primeval#the predator#the fugitive#the sandman#in the shadow of the moon#indiana jones and the dial of destiny#vengeance#logan#little accidents#the cursed#higher ground#movies
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Watching modern Doctor Who is like "The Doctor is such a complicated and dynamic character and their actions are really exciting to behold, with that complex personality impacting on the plot in so many ways!"
And watching classic Doctor Who is like "hehe silly cricket man fell over again 🤭".
#doctor who#fifth doctor#ninth doctor#tenth doctor#eleventh doctor#twelfth doctor#thirteenth doctor#dorky space dad#silly cricket himbo (affectionate)
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old art from august 2022…… i miss him
#adventure time#ice finn#farmworld finn#don’t get me wrong i love himbo dad fw finn#but silly evil creature fw finn has a special place in my heart
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Quite late, but here are the characters I liked the most in 'Descendants: The Rise of Red' after watching it:
I just wish we could've had more time in the movie, SPECIALLY with that sudden ending, but I hope the next movie is much longer and has a better constructed plot + some new AKs and VKs to join Red and Chloe in the present time (maybe a new Core Four with two new boys?)
#disney descendants#descendants the rise of red#red of hearts#chloe charming#bridget of hearts#ella descendants#prince charming#morgie le fay#maddox hatter#bridget is a pink ball of sunshine i love her#red is actually such a cool new protagonist#ella is easily one of my favorite cinderellas now#chloe had some development but i feel like she is more similar to chad than people think#morgie deserved better ;-;#charming is a himbo and i love him for it#maddox dad of the year and hes not even reds dad (as far as we know tho)
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No thoughts. Only gf
#let’s talk abt Simon seeing young soldiers in the military and having a stroke and five heart attacks on the spot#anyway this is smarty!! he’s gonna be in a future cod fic <33#he’s dating alejandro’s niece and he’s a himbo#I love him a lot man doesn’t have a single thought in his head#Alejandro: pls. pls he doesn’t know the capitals. he doesn’t know the states.#Selena: COME ON FUCK ME EMO BOY-#he’s also a teen dad and that info sends price into a spiral#cod#call of duty#fanart#art#original character#cod oc#cod x oc#digital art#I don’t mind reblogs!
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Literally in the first episode of Fantasy High, I watched an arguement that I had several times with my conservative uncles. It boils down to “According to the main message of your faith, our Divinity accepts everyone who is good of heart and kind - hating people for any reason is antithetical.” Kristen was arguing positive points using her faith as a guide
Which like - im not a christian or religious anymore (raised southern baptists and decided that if God exists he’s cruel) but the immediate writing off of everyone who’s part of a Main Stream Religion as Problematic really pisses me off, ya know?
Like sure, Wolfsong has waterslides and snowball fight and a lot of entertainement during a major holiday and then everyone is trying to figure out how they’re evil ehen they’re just having fun. Hey, my former church (Prestonwood Baptist Church and Benttree Community church in Dallas Texas) i have met so may deeply devout and scripture oriented people who are so incredibly loving and giving that they are leagues above anyone else I know, and for Good Friday they still had a wayer slide cause that shit is fun. Some of the most hateful people I know ALSO use religion as an excuse.
I get that organized Religion can house a lot of hate and evil (im writing my thesis on American Fascism and evangelical faith is a big part) but so many people who are Religious are just good people? Like the basic morals of the Torah+Talmund, the Bible and the Qur’an are really positive? Half the catholic church is socialist?
It just speaks to the religious illiteracy in America. Helio isn’t bad - the racist worshippers who through ‘as above so below’ influence their god ARE bad. Brennan says the Harvestmen are a fringe Minority - newsflash, the KKK is a christian group and the majority of christians reject them and find their message to be a spit in the face to Jesus. Why would it be different in Fantasy High if its supposed to be a commentary? I think Helio chose Kristen because he wanted her to free him from the racist status quo (he was giving her spells for all of freshman year supporting her against Sol up until Spring break if not beyond)
#fantasy high#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#saint kristen applebees#kristen fantasy high#kristen applebees#helio#i think Helio is a himbo#and his dad is a Monarch#galicaea literally murdered Cassanra and y’all root for her church to get redeemed but Sol and Helio? Evil and doomed to hell#it also shows a misunderstand of dnd ‘good’#the evil gods are the ones who send demon armies or try to destroy civilization#sol is a manipulative and stern bastard but when the Apocalypse comes#he’s probably gonna save us#dnd ‘good’ is different from our good
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i’ll never forget that the first time i watched julie and the phantoms, during the last episode after they became corporeal and hugged i just shouted “THEY CAME BACK TO LIFE BECAUSE OF THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP” and immediately burst into tears
#and i was real for that#i cry every time i watch that scene#and every scene in that episode#and in the episode before#and the first episode#and every time julie or someone else mentions her mom#and during bright and finally free and edge of great bc those songs have helped me through so much#and every time friendship#like flynn and julie being cute#and every interaction between julie and her dad bc my dad died and i miss him#and luke birthday parent scene#i also laugh at everything anyone says or does especially luke#he’s so fucking ridiculous#laughing and crying my way through the show#there can be two#jatp#julie and the himbos#julie and the phantoms#jatp spoilers i guess#will forever be sad about no season 2 we could’ve had it all#julie molina#luke patterson#alex mercer#reggie peters#sunset curve#yeet my deet#julie and the fat ones#stand tall
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