#Hilarious though

[nelyoslegalteam]

Hello. You reblogged my post and now I get to ask questions about your maybe-not-dnd-anymore campaign!

This is a stupid question, and my knowledge of the greater legendarium is 1 (one) read through of The Silmarillion, but do elves just not have red hair anymore? Riros’s thing is that he looks like Maedhros, but at least in The Silmarillion, there’s a bunch of elves with red hair.

Did you invent that drama yourselves to have some fun character dynamics? Or is it like, canon, that every elf with red hair died with beleriand?

ALSKDHFHFHFJFNFNFNCFHFHFNGNGNF no at least as far as i am aware there is no canon that every elf in beleriand with red hair died?????? it is drama we invented ourselves For Fun maybe with the understanding that red is at least an uncommon enough hair color to be notable, even if it’s not unheard of, and also unfortunately the hair is NOT the only resemblance. like to be clear in terms of being Notably Tall and Having A Similar Face ríros is still very much winning in the maedhros lookalike department. he’s ALSO left-handed which like, doesn’t help, though maybe fortunately he does still have both hands.

he’s also like. not at all noldorin. he’s fucking silvan. he’s one of thranduil’s elves. like there are potentially some folks hanging around who have beef with the feanorians specifically. this REALLY doesn’t help.

but yes listen the entire thought was lmao what if there was an elf who just looked unfortunately like maedhros despite being maybe the least cursed person in the general vicinity and then it just sort of spiraled from there. blame @jaz-the-bard dhdhfhfndnd

[chronomally]

Reverse transmigration but this time your husband is the one that turns into a fish

[bethanydelleman]

Margaret, the other sister, was a good-humored, well-disposed girl; but as she had already imbibed a good deal of Marianne’s romance, without having much of her sense, she did not, at thirteen, bid fair to equal her sisters at a more advanced period of life.

Jane Austen, she slays... a minor character? Why? Why Jane Austen? You introduce Margaret just to tell us that she’s kind of dumb and won’t amount to much? Like why even invent her just to destroy her character? She’s not even that vital to the plot... I guess she exists so that Mrs. Dashwood can’t go to London herself? Maybe?

Jane Austen: This particular thirteen year old will never amount to anything.

[princess--bongwater]

??? Is there a known reason ur blocked by snapcube or???

I think she just wasn't fucking with bongwater

[sleepiestslooth]

i’m still rotating in my brain that one part in joel’s recent video when he and grian were doing impulses escape room and they had to come up with genuine compliments about jimmy and how grian was fighting so hard to work around coming up with them

cause like if you know how long jimmy and grian have been friends with each other then it’s just so much funnier to see grian actively try and avoid giving compliments just to still be a little shit to jimmy

i think a funny addition to the similar challenge joel had with grian in his escape room was that grian had to refer to jimmy by his name instead of tim/timmy in the compliments cause then grian Really would’ve struggled JAVSSJ

[beeslippers]

I don’t even want cheese but WHY IS THIS SUBWAY CHEESE OPTION £120???

[mikavlcs]

sonic the hedgehog dying is not what i expected to happen this april fools day

[kinomiakai]

I posted 1,192 times in 2022

165 posts created (14%)

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I tagged 1,192 of my posts in 2022

#artbyop - 768 posts

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#notnaruto - 159 posts

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Longest Tag: 140 characters

#i also spent my whole day researching how not to be unbelievably screwed over when self publishing so that was fun and not at all depressing

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Self-Promo Saturday!!

Hey friends!! I’m trying something I’ve wanted to do for awhile today - it wasn’t that long ago that I didn’t have too many people visiting my ao3 account, and I honestly don’t know what would have happened if not for Rebuilding & the sns month event that brought a lot of you to me. So! For those of you starting out on ao3 or elsewhere, if you want a bit of a boost, reblog this post with your links and I’ll reblog them! And maybe we can all spend a bit of time checking out each others’ work :> Sound good?

This is just an informal thing, so don’t worry about your numbers or if you count as starting out or not. Just go for it, if you’d like to.

(I’ll tag all these posts with SPsat, so blacklist that if it gets too spammy for your liking 💕 )

25 notes - Posted January 29, 2022

#4

I had no idea how to reply to this ask without confirming or denying so I tried out blocking the bits that might be spoilers and made the funniest blackout poem in the world

33 notes - Posted January 10, 2022

#3

Hi! You often write Sakura as a lesbian, but do you actually think she is one? I’m curious why you write her this way (to me she seems extremely straight). I hope I’m not offending you, I just really want to know your thought process?

Aw hey anon! No worries, I’m not offended at all. I’m totally open to different headcanons about characters, I know we all have our preferences. Honestly, a lot of mine boil down to the pieces of canon that speak to me, and what I find the most fun to play around with - and Sakura being a lesbian is one of those for me.

Honestly the whole break down of Ino and Sakura’s relationship I find fascinating interpreted in this way - because Sakura is totally starstruck by Ino, she’s talented and beautiful and confident and I think the line is something like “compared to her, I’m…” And then Ino seems super jealous/hurt that Sakura admits she has a crush on Sasuke, and in the same breath sort of ditches their friendship for it. So in canon I think there’s a lot of pining/angst to work with from Ino’s perspective, because she’s never even really confirmed to originally have a crush on Sasuke if I remember right? Sakura hears it as a rumour after she says she has a crush, and then is like “you know that means we’re rivals then” and it sort of seems like Ino just went “well, fuck it. okay. I’m gonna kick your ass in loving sasuke then”.

So if I’m looking at it logically, there’s probably more to saying Sakura is bi or pan than a lesbian, but Sasuke as an object of affection is so,,,,safe. He doesn’t show any romantic inclination, he pretty much rejects all relationships in general, doubly so after the massacre, so it sort of reads, to me, like she picked a safe target to seem straight. And then I love your language, because she is totally extreme with it. She is SO straight. She is The Straightest. And that has me a little like hmm. Okay missy. Sure thing.

But I do really see some attraction to females in there, largely because of the way she talks about Ino reaaaallllyyy reads the same way I used to think about girls I had a crush on before I knew anything about myself lol. I’m not gay, they’re just amazing! Look at how beautiful and smart and out of my league they are, I just want to be like them! I want to be as good as they are, that’s what this is! Narrator: it was not.

So a bit of bias, a bit of fun, & a bit of liking the relationship & how it parallels to SNS (although it is very different). Hope that makes sense anon!! Thanks for the ask :>

38 notes - Posted March 18, 2022

#2

Next Bite Me Chapter Up!

Ch5 time!!

54 notes - Posted December 31, 2021

My #1 post of 2022

Happy SNS month, friends!!

I’ll be participating in my own little way, whenever I can! I’ll update this when I do :> Here are the prompts & announcement post if you need them!

Day One: Cuddling or Rivalry

101 notes - Posted October 1, 2022

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[cat-fandom]

Really, what did they think???

this is fucking frying me rn 😭😭😭

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[phosphenemoth]

When tumblr gives you the notification about a blog you visit a lot posting, but it's also actually your crush.

Tumblr: *insert name* made a new post, you always liked them a lot!

Me: You're right, tumblr. I did always like them a lot. 😜

[slushyseals]

Run! Run little bird! The vacuum is coming for you!

[frangipani-wanderlust]

My first guess would be Van Nuys. It's in California, specifically an LA suburb. So they'll be weird enough.

home depot in night vale

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[idkaguyorsomething]

“apollo wrote the hamilton musical in pjo” “hermes wrote the hamilton musical in pjo” you fools. ¿have you forgotten who the greek god of theatre is?

[lygma-nygma]

Sometimes I try to live my life normally but then I remember that when Tim properly met Dick for the first time the man was in full clown makeup.

Theres a foreshadowing joke in that but I can’t quite put it into words.