#Hilarious though

[kierenrose]

Had a dream that Mr Beast was dismembering and eating people. Jacksepticeye made a video on it, looking for undiscovered body parts. He found a half-eaten baby arm in a dumpster.

[nelyoslegalteam]

Hello. You reblogged my post and now I get to ask questions about your maybe-not-dnd-anymore campaign!

This is a stupid question, and my knowledge of the greater legendarium is 1 (one) read through of The Silmarillion, but do elves just not have red hair anymore? Riros’s thing is that he looks like Maedhros, but at least in The Silmarillion, there’s a bunch of elves with red hair.

Did you invent that drama yourselves to have some fun character dynamics? Or is it like, canon, that every elf with red hair died with beleriand?

ALSKDHFHFHFJFNFNFNCFHFHFNGNGNF no at least as far as i am aware there is no canon that every elf in beleriand with red hair died?????? it is drama we invented ourselves For Fun maybe with the understanding that red is at least an uncommon enough hair color to be notable, even if it’s not unheard of, and also unfortunately the hair is NOT the only resemblance. like to be clear in terms of being Notably Tall and Having A Similar Face ríros is still very much winning in the maedhros lookalike department. he’s ALSO left-handed which like, doesn’t help, though maybe fortunately he does still have both hands.

he’s also like. not at all noldorin. he’s fucking silvan. he’s one of thranduil’s elves. like there are potentially some folks hanging around who have beef with the feanorians specifically. this REALLY doesn’t help.

but yes listen the entire thought was lmao what if there was an elf who just looked unfortunately like maedhros despite being maybe the least cursed person in the general vicinity and then it just sort of spiraled from there. blame @jaz-the-bard dhdhfhfndnd

[chronomally]

Reverse transmigration but this time your husband is the one that turns into a fish

[princess--bongwater]

??? Is there a known reason ur blocked by snapcube or???

I think she just wasn't fucking with bongwater

[mikavlcs]

sonic the hedgehog dying is not what i expected to happen this april fools day

[thecatspirits]

Seeing a TikTok made in a Bunnings was not on my 2025 bingo card. I got jump scared lmao.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[phosphenemoth]

When tumblr gives you the notification about a blog you visit a lot posting, but it's also actually your crush.

Tumblr: *insert name* made a new post, you always liked them a lot!

Me: You're right, tumblr. I did always like them a lot. 😜

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

PD-MDZS: The Hallmark Episode.

[egophiliac]

Malleus' bday is coming up, thoughts on what his sleepwear might be?

anticipating that reveal any time now, so gotta get my predictions in real quick (aka extremely fast drawings) (I'm sorry)

[slushyseals]

Run! Run little bird! The vacuum is coming for you!

[hellsitegenetics]

bacteriophage plush anon made me think of my own similar yet much worse creature

behold the gonorrhea plush my brother was gifted as a baby. stunning work

very cute! i think someone was trying to hex your brother

[cat-fandom]

Really, what did they think???

this is fucking frying me rn 😭😭😭

[shotmrmiller]

Imagine Ghost helping you jerk him off, like he puts his hand over yours

this is one of those virgin/inexperienced reader thoughts cuz all ya gotta do is ask how to get a man off (because you fear accidentally ripping someone's foreskin off) and gross, slimy ghost is gonna hit you with an "lemme show ya how t'do it" but you'd expected a video or something, not him getting real snug on your bed with his cock already out in the open and you've gotta bite down on your tongue to keep from asking him if it's normal that it just sits on his thigh like that.

and just when you're nervously fidgeting at the end of the bed he tells you to get closer. "too far away, how are ya gonna learn anythin' bein' tha' far away?"

omg he's grabbing your hand and spitting on your clammy palm before encouraging (his own hand tight over yours) you to wrap your fingers firmly around his thicker base and you're sweating bullets at this point. (that your fingertips aren't even close to touching is making your head spin.)

you don't want to stare at what's in your hand, hot and heavy, don't want to look out the window because then you'll seem bored or dismissive, cant look at him because his stare is unnerving-

but then a rather pointed sucking of his teeth while his hand tips your head up by the chin solves that issue for you.

not gonna learn a thing if ya not lookin'.

(you reckon you aren't going to learn anything anyway because he's making sure your eyes stay latched onto his instead of the study guide that's now leaking wet, sticky and warm.)

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[idkaguyorsomething]

“apollo wrote the hamilton musical in pjo” “hermes wrote the hamilton musical in pjo” you fools. ¿have you forgotten who the greek god of theatre is?