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list of characters that would be weirdly sexualized if they were made today
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julius caesar finally creeping into the trending tags
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.......I fucked up so bad.
I've been teaching Belphie not to jump on Pangur, cause she's old and arthritic and doesn't like it. and as part of my "training", I've been giving him a treat every times he stops his evil actions and trots over to me.
I thought I was training him to come when called. in actuality, I've been training him to bite Pangur. so now he'll jump on her, chew her ear, and then make bird-of-prey eye contact with me from across the room. and the worst thing is I'VE ALSO BEEN GIVING PANGUR A TREAT EACH TIME (so she doesn't feel left out). which means that she'll whimper pathetically from Belphie biting her, and then also make intense eye contact with me, because she's been conditioned to expect treats afterward.
I have accidentally made the most fucked up dynamic possible with both of these cats.
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NASA released the clearest pictures yet of our neighbours in the solar system







Oh and of course us

Honourable mention

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i like that the name nuzlocke stuck. like the original thing was just called hard mode but it featured a nuzleaf named after locke from lost and to this day its still called a nuzlocke. theres even variations like wonderlocke. like the locke part became a suffix. i like that. i really like how words happen
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i'm going to make a poster of this
A friend of mine got a copy of an old Dutch edition of The Hobbit. I absolutely agree with their assessment that this is the best cover art the book has ever had.

The more I look at it the more I love it. Look at it. Look at Bilbo. He’s just a little guy
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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
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*whispers* behold. a goddess w/ deadly accuracy.
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cartoon piece of garbage tier list. apple core, banana peel, crumpled soda cup, discarded newspaper article that contextualizes the current time period for the time traveling protagonist, etc
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If you haven't already heard the sad news, ALL JoAnn stores are closing (it was previously reported that only some stores would be closed).
Important: JOANN GIFT CARDS WILL ONLY BE HONORED THROUGH FEBRUARY 28. If you don't have time to get to the store, use them on the website.
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So, an average Thursday for you, huh?
coworker tried showing me one of those comics with the stick figures who work in an office and say the longest sentences ever written so I scrunched him into a ball like greasy tinfoil and immediately got promoted to head CEO, sold the company to a homeless man on a tricycle for 29 dollars and then set the building on fire with my mind
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