#Hey. Moron.

[maruyaaya]

long heavy heaving sigh. just had a revelation and i’m currently rewriting the entirety of chapter 2 of the neomachus fic. i wanted to alter the timeline bc i had an idea and now unfortunately the whole timeline has been shifted. there’s a scene i really like from chapter 3 that i’m completely cutting out so i will maybe post that on here after that chapter is out

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

ProPublica and the DNC genuinely think you are so stupid that you can't tell the difference between an abortion and a miscarriage.

fortunately, every single state with an abortion regulation differentiates between those two things in the law. you can find the law, read it, and understand it in the space of 5 to 10 minutes. so can every single doctor in this country.

every woman who has died at the hands of a hospital because they withheld miscarriage care from her was a victim of either incompetence or malice.

not the law.

[victorie552]

Just had a thought, it's completely half-baked: So, um, NoME I think, said that there totally could be hröar without any fëar running around, right? Translating: there could be moving bodies with no souls/occupants left.

Zombies. Middle Earth has zombies.

And when would be a better time for zombies to roam around than after Nirnaeth Arnoediad? Even more after Second and Third Kinslaying. You know who would have a perfect opportunity to fight zombies to the point of habit? Fëanorians.

So I imagined the situation where Maedhros and Maglor fight some zombies, successfully turning them into parts (I mean, duh). Then Maedhros says something self-hating like "Surely there's more good to them than was left of us(me) as it hunts and hurts without consent, intent nor will, unlike us(me)."

And Maglor looks at him, then at the zombie's head he holds. He reaps the skull open (with his hands, yes), takes zombies' brain out, and throws it at Maedhros with "We also have an evidence he had a brain, unlike some brother of mine."

Cue Medhros releasing the MOST Older Brother Sigh.

[voilaammayi]

me, with english as not my primary language, trying to follow sherlock when he blurts out the whole sequence of deductions at the speed of light:

[gingerswagfreckles]

"OPs whole blog is dedicated to Zionism" actually my whole blog is dedicated to acknowledging antisemitism but thanks for making it clear for the class that you think that's the same thing.

[shadowsatdawnx]

any time i feel a sliver of doubt because of how loud the other side is i think of this screenshot and remember this is the level of media literacy we are dealing with

[darlingod]

Cardan, finding any reason to look at Jude: oh we’re talking about death? (😏) I know someone that’s gonna die HEY JUDE

Going even further,

Cardan: oh we’re talking about gardening? (🥳🥳) I know someone that’s made of dirt YO JUDEE

[byfulcrums]

it is incredibly important to me that satosugu are not dating actually. i don't think they ever would (they wouldn't label it, at least. why should they? it's not like anyone else has a right to care about that), but it is something that i think matters a lot to the narrative, neither of them having ever said i love you

satoru never did it because he thought he'd have enough time for it. suguru didn't see a reason to, at least not back them. they're together, will always be together no matter what happens, and that's enough for the both of them, so why bother?

it didn't really last. satoru got to tell him, actually tell him, one time. it was the first and the last. suguru didn't get to say it back

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 47

Geralt doesn't like how cold his bard gets in the winter. Geralt decides to warm him up. But he can't cuddle him and keep him warm when they part, the years he heads to Oxenfurt to teach. So Geralt scours the library for a book explaining and sits down one day to try and learn how to knit.

[wuxian-vs-wangji]

You don't regret it.

Rain, you're going to spend the next 8 years canonically making Pai's life a living hell.

You don't regret it one bit. You're like a puppy who got a sibling to wrestle with.

[julezo]

lukewarm take but reading fantasy and fiction books about a kid (10-13) growing up (15-18) and then being treated like an adult has totally screwed with me

no shade to harry potter (with regards to age and maturity ; we could go in circles about jkr) or harry potter but that was NOT how 16 year old act and it took me so long to get that.

16 year olds are like really stupid adults except in some things where they’re really clever. but being hunted by monsters and magical nazis during your childhood doesn’t give you wisdom it gives you nightmares and swordfighting prowess.

forget the gods treating percy jackson like a man when he came to olympus that last time. i look back at historical rulers when they were 20 and km like “holy moly that’s a child get them off the throne wtf” and perhaps it shouldn’t have been so instilled in me that the growth you experience in your preteen years is gonna matter more than the growth of your young adult years

idk this is a lukewarm take

[nando161mando]

“Hey, how about a little civility?”

[quicktimeeventfull]

ime the #1 thing that revitalizes interest in a ship or a particular interpretation of it is people discussing it positively and passing around other people's creations. frankly 90% of the time when people start making rec lists or reblogging old art etc at least one new person jumps in. because it's fun! fandom is fun. it's not very serious. people just want to have a good time.

[vee-lociraptor]

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[starlightoath]

*sips tea* Do y'all see and hear that? No one's storming the capital. No one's inciting an insurrection in the midst of a tantrum. No one's claiming they didn't lose in spite of the official vote counting. Unlike MAGA, who did all of those things!

Just a graceful loss! Because unlike the child that won by 1.5%(it wasn't a landslide), Kamala had the dignity and maturity to concede and accept her defeat with dignity. *takes another sip* Crazy how it was the shortest campaign in history and 48.4% of American voters voted for her. Imagine what she would have done with a whole year.

Ah Ah! I was only 49.9%. Not 50%. We're definitely not rounding. Even then, a lot of citizens abstained. *pours another cup of tea* So, let's see. Unqualified cabinet members based on how popular they are. Restrictions on bodily autonomy of women now, intentions of placing restrictions on all people. Transphobia that's dealing direct damage to reproductive healthcare and mental healthcare. Denial of Healthcare to people who need it in direct violation of "Do no harm" under penalty of arrest. Not to mention dismantling of government paid insurance with only "concepts of a plan" to replace it(which is just another way of saying it won't be replaced). Intentions to delegalize same sex marriage. The person who put America even further into debt, who we know is in bed with Putin and China, is back into office. The same man that was convicted and found guilty of 34 felonies including multiple cases of Sexual assault. The very same man who's throwing a tantrum because one of our greatest presidents died and flags will still be at half mast during hus inauguration. Racism, sexism, and bigotry "backed" by the government. Oh! And those terrorists, sorry, that's bad optics, right? "Christian Nationalists" having government positions in direct opposition to the Founding Fathers Direct intent of "Separation of Church and State." Also cultists, whoops again, "The MAGA Party," having even higher influence because they're in central government positions! Oh! The price of living will increase too! Trump also said that his promise to decrease egg prices was a lie.

But hey. At least Trump voters are happy that they can be hateful in public. At least they can feel justified in attacking marginalized groups knowing Trump is in the office! At least they know no more—Oh wait! Immigrants are cheaper labor than native citizens, so immigrants will still be coming to their country!

*sips tea*

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Others!

Guys, Gals, and Nonbinary Pals!

Presenting Act 2 of Trump's America: The Burning Shit Show in the Midst of a Dumpster Fire!

Don't worry, Folks! I'll be enjoying the show from a safe distance!

[dameferre]

the mere suggestion that they might cast a Black. Man. as fucking snape is enough to have me wondering if the brian thompson hit man is taking new clients