#Hey Melissa
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pulling up to the tgwdlm remount performances with a shirt that says “MELISSA APOLOGIST. SHE DID NOTHING WRONG.”
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This means hey Melissa is officially canon to the hatchetfield universe if we consider the scrapped stories non canon. The kitty cat club is canon.
#hey Melissa was so hard for me to watch that it took a day to get through#starkid#hey melissa#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals
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okay starkid fans. hey melissa! is canon now. go watch it.
following this up with my hottakes:
janes a car, watcher world, etc. is way worse than hey melissa
youre all just scared of the writers writing actual horror
GO LOOK AT SHIRTLESS JOEY BARKING. GO. NOW.
#narratingthenarrator#starkid#starkid productions#roleplay blog#ask blog#hey melissa#hey melissa!#tgwdlm remount#tgwdlm rerun#nightmare time
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I feel like some of you are mad Hey Melissa is canon now and that makes me sad. Why don't you want her to kill men? :(
#open to discussion#just keep it civil#starkid#team starkid#hatchetfield#hey melissa#the guy who didn't like musicals
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can we get hey melissa shot in the style of the guy trailer i think that would cure me
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Hey, Melissa.
#starkid#the guy who didn’t like musicals#hey melissa#melissa#mariah rose faith#it deserves a standalone
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My dearest darlings Melissa and Nibbly 💕

I couldn’t not make a collage/phone wallpaper from this the two of them are such cutie patooties stop it
#hatchetfield#starkid#tgwdlm#tgwdlm revival#melissa starkid#hey melissa#nibblenephim#nibbly#honey queen#I LOVE MELISSA STARKID SHE’S SO SILLIES#not an apologist but I enjoy seeing the awful things she does :)#I LOVE YOU NIBBLY YOU’RE MY WIDDLE PIGGY WIGGY HONEY BABY
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Important info: They've changed their tiktok, we have ACTUAL PROOF that they did a readthrough of Jane Is A Car with a MINOR playing Tom, WITH THE SEX SCENE, WITH CAMERAS MADE TO STAY ON DUE TO THE RULES WITHIN THEIR SERVER, AND THEN THE RECORDING WAS UPLOADED TO THE SERVERS READTHROUGHS CHANNEL. They manipulate words and contexts at their own convenience, their server breaks its own rules by allowing people of younger and older ages then the rules allow in, (From 13 to 28) And they're a worse loser than me because unlike me who stood and faced every lie and tactic they threw at me until AFTER THEY "left the community" They deleted their accusation tiktoks because they were "Going to London and can only be stressed about 1 thing at a time", made a story mentioning how they were being called out but couldn't figure out why because they've done nothing wrong (read the doc to see why that's so funny) and then proceed to change their tiktok account. This is what innocent people do I suppose. Please save, reblog, and most importantly READ THE DOCUMENT. It is always being updated so make sure you scroll to the bottom to make sure you see anything new that's been added.
Exposing Vesperione
Due to the limit on pictures on tumblr, we ask that you read the full document here, as it has more screenshots that we could not fit here.
The intent of this post is not to harass the person that’s been discussed, we do not encourage any attack or bullying towards them nor the people associated with Vesperione, this is just a way to bring to light the shady things they’ve done, and to warn people about future interactions with them. Please make your own opinions with the information that will be provided, everything here was gathered and reviewed by 6 anonymous users. If you are someone who had an experience with Vesperione, we encourage you to come forward and share what happened.
The following post documents our evidence that Vesperione is creating an unsafe environment for minors in their Discord server Lunar Productions, formerly known as Slayhan. This is not an accusation of grooming or pedophilia, as we do not have evidence for that. What we do have is a worrying amount of evidence that Vesperione is running a server with minors that is unsafe for them.
Introduction To Vesperione:
This is Vesperione, but they also go by Vez, Dot, and Jay. Currently, they are 19 years old and use they/them pronouns. Their Tumblr account can be found here, their AO3 account here, their bluesky here and their Tiktok account here. (Once more, please do not send them hate. We are trying to inform the public, not start a witch hunt.)
Intro to the server:
Lunar Productions, formerly known as Slayhan, is Vesperione’s Discord server. At the time of making this, it has 42 members and allows both minors and ‘trusted adults’ to join with an age limit of 14-22.
Despite this going against Vez’s rules, there are, in fact, members who are younger than 14 and older than 22. To our knowledge, the youngest member is 13, and the oldest member is 28, as shown here:
NOTE: The names of all users who aren’t Vesperione have been censored to protect their privacy.
In fact, here is a list of the minors in their server.

Server Rules:
The pictures shown above are screenshots of the server rules for Lunar Productions. Let’s take a closer look at a few of them.
‘If you are 18+, please send ID (with everything but significant features for photo verification and ur birthday) to -> Ember (for American IDs) or Dot (any other ID) in DM. You can delete this as soon as the security check has been verified.’
While it is a good idea to confirm the ages of adults, only adults have their ages confirmed, not minors. Meaning that an adult could pretend to be a minor, and no one would know. This is incredibly concerning, as it creates an environment where minors could be groomed by adults.
All readthroughs will be recorded.
All recorded readthroughs will then be put on the Server Unlisted Youtube Channel
For those who don’t know, read-throughs are an event in the Lunar Productions server where they reenact Nightmare Time Episodes and plays. These reenactments are then recorded and posted on Youtube. Adults and minors are allowed to participate in these events. Which means that Vesperione is recording minors and then posting them online. The Youtube channel is unlisted, yes, but unlisted does not mean unreachable, it just means that you need the link to view it. All it takes is for one person to share the link, and then recordings of minors are out for the entire public to see.
For Among Us nights, we will be on Discord. For rounds, cameras and microphones must be turned off until interrogations.
Short film watch parties will take place over discord, but for physical reactions, as has been said continuously since March 2024, your camera must remain on to capture everyone’s first reaction, that is non-negotiable
Cameras should remain an option to switch on and off, especially to minors in the interest of protecting their privacy. Making cameras non-negotiable also silences a minor’s right to exercise consent, something in violation of “advocating for the safety of minors”.
Do not trauma dump in main chats. There is a vent channel for a reason, and mark anything that may be particularly triggering as a spoiler.
In the interest of “advocating for the safety of minors”, a vent channel is not a good idea. The safety of minors would also include teaching them how to not overshare about their personal life. A vent channel does the exact opposite, which would only enforce the minors to be too open with their personal information. Coupled with how ‘trusted adults’ in this server are chosen by the mods (and the mods call themselves “trusted”), minors in this server are not taught how to judge who they can trust with their private information.
Vesperione’s general behaviour:
It isn’t just the server itself that is concerning, but also Vesperione’s own behavior as well. They have repeatedly shown themselves to not be a safe space for minors. Vesperione is organizing a meetup with members of Lunar Productions after ICBIBALLTAY at a British bar known as Wetherspoons. Vesperione has gone on record in the 18+ section of their server saying that, although they intend for the event to be 18+, they don’t want to directly say that minors can’t show up.
Vesperione has shown to be incredibly quick to anger inside Lunar Productions. At the beginning of April, Vesperione realized that somebody that they knew as Ash, now called Lily (who we will touch on later) joined their server. They then realized Lily knew a member of the server and accused them of inviting Lily and deleting evidence. The entire time, they just hadn’t checked the correct channel to see the original evidence. This quick jump to explosive anger is concerning to see in a server full of minors, where they expect a stable adult figure to look up to.

Furthermore, Lunar Productions is currently under lockdown after a minor joined and pretended to be an adult. It is concerning that a minor so easily pretended to be an adult, but unfortunately we do not have all the information on this event, so we will not go into that further. However, despite this lockdown, Vesperione allowed new members to join, just because they are their friends. They claim that these new members are trusted adults, but this is the internet. People can and do lie about their ages. Vez has no actual way of proving if these people are safe.
False Accusations of Grooming:
Meet Lily (Mentioned before), also known as Ash. They’re 21 as of January and a former friend of Vesperione. We interviewed them extensively for this section, read the multiple posts detailing Vesperione’s side, as well as watching every Tiktok they’ve made about Lily. The things said here have been thoroughly researched so as to provide the full story.
Last year, Vesperione made multiple callout posts on their Tumblr accusing Lily of grooming them, which can be found here, here, and here. In this post, they alleged that Lily (Ash), pressured them into an NSFW roleplay when Ash was an adult and Vez was a minor. They included several severely cropped screenshots and encouraged everyone to block their accounts for their own safety.
These are screenshots of the posts linked above, in case they get deleted or modified:
The posts can be read on Tumblr. Again, they are here just in case they disappear or something happens to them.
Now, this is Lily’s side of the story.
Lily and Vesperione met in 2021 when they were both teens (Lily was 17 and Vez was 15) on Instagram and became friends. Eventually, they began roleplaying together, Lily as John MacNamara and Vez as Xander Lee. They agreed ahead of time that these roleplays would not be NSFW in nature, but rather only suggestive, with any mentions of sex leading to a fade to black. They never roleplayed sex. They also had roleplays with Kitt, a friend of Vez’. These roleplays continued until Lily was 19 and Vez was 17, remaining only suggestive/fade to black the entire time.

This picture of a cropped and censored (for safety) image of Lily’s ID, showing their date of birth. We feel the need to clarify their age because Vez has recently been saying that Lily was older than they claimed, and that they lied about their age.
Lily was born in 2004, January 11th. In 2022, Lily would have been 18, and they would have been 18 for the entire year, as they would have turned 18 just 11 days into 2022.
In this screenshot we can also see that Vesperione was very aware of Lily’s actual date of birth. If they had thought Lily was lying at the moment, it was not made clear.
Eventually, their friendship ended. Lily attempted to make a self-deprecating joke about themself in a group chat, Vesperione was upset by the joke and claimed that it was targeted towards them. Lily offered to leave the group chat and, after doing so, they were blocked by Vesperione as well as other members of the group (Images below). That was the last that Lily heard from Vez until the callout posts were made.

The evidence in these videos and posts consists mostly of the same heavily cropped screenshots from the Tumblr posts. These screenshots are maliciously cropped to only show the very most NSFW leaning messages, cut in such a way that it implies the messages led to actually roleplaying sex. When you see the entire conversation thread, it shows that they cut off before any sex scenes happen.
Shown here are some of the maliciously cropped images used to accuse Lily. These messages are taken out of context, and do not show that swiftly after each, the scene halts and skips ahead to some time after any allusion to sexual activity.
Here are some examples of the more complete versions of events. As you can see, individual messages were taken from these conversations, and taken out of context to make it seem as though they lead into, or were directly a part of explicit scenes. Please go to the doc linked above because there's even more evidence there, this was condensed to show the most necessary screenshots.
Another cropped screenshot is of Lily jokingly saying that Vesperione should fuck their phone, cropped where it looks like they are pressuring Vez into doing things they don’t want to do. In reality, the full screenshot is of two teenagers partaking in raunchy humor together, Vesperione giving zero indication of actually being uncomfortable. Liked messages in both versions of the screenshot suggest that Vez understood Lily’s humor, and appreciated it in the moment, before later deciding to use it against them.
Another point Vesperione made to accuse Lily was showing the joke Lily had formulated about “Zipples” with a shared mutual friend between them. These “Zipples” being photoshopped images of male nipples with zippers on top, claiming this to be a predatory act. Claiming someone is a pedophile for a nipple joke is ignorant at best and searching for any excuse under the sun at worst. This wasn’t Lily’s exposed chest, but just random images found online.
UPDATE: Vesperione deleted their tiktok, but we managed to recover one, which you can find on out tiktok here.
A new accusation that was shown in the most recent Tiktok video was Lily showing NSFW drawings towards one of their former friends unprompted. Not only did they both candidly reveal that the artwork was censored, but also that it was a resolved issue caused by miscommunication.

In these screenshots we can see that Lily did join Vesperione’s server, and Vez’s reaction to it. We asked Lily about it and they admitted it wasn’t their best move. They were still hurt, and angry. They make no excuses for this, it was a screw up and it will remain like that. We must clarify that there was no conversation or direct contact with anybody in the Slayhan / Lunar Productions after joining. Lily just wanted to get one over on Vez, as this was before they were aware of Lily’s identity, and therefore the total time they were in the discord server was around 15 seconds.
Conclusion:
In conclusion, Vesperione’s server, Lunar Productions, is an unsafe and toxic environment for minors. From its layout to its concerning rules, Lunar Productions provides an environment that makes it incredibly easy for minors to be groomed. Furthermore, Vesperione’s own behavior, both in and out of the server, has shown to be extremely worrisome on multiple occasions. Once more, we ask you not to send hate to this individual, as it is not our intention to start a witch hunt. We just want to inform the public of what’s happening. All we ask is that you read this in its entirety and come to your own conclusions. If you have a story with Vesperione, we encourage you to reach out, our inbox and DMs are open.
UPDATE: Vesperione has deleted the tiktoks.
#starkid#tin can bros#shipwrecked comedy#pulp musicals#hatchetfield#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#nerdy prudes must die#team starkid#npmd#starkid black friday#sk#hatchetverse#working boys#black and white#barnroe#becky barnes#black friday starkid#lords in black#cinderellas castle#abstinence camp#fuck clivesdale#black friday#hey melissa#starkid innit#killer track#nighthawks#starkid productions#workin boys#z
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Onion Headlines in Hatchetfield
#ted spankoffski#henry hidgens#hey melissa#tnoy karaxis#t’noy karaxis#the guy who didn’t like musicals#black friday#nerdy prudes must die#the hatchetfield universe#team starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetfield universe#joey ritcher#jeff blim#mariah rose faith#Mariah rose faith Castillos#curt mega#the lords in black#lords in black#tinky npmd#tinky starkid
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funnies aside about the catboy episode im starting to see a pattern
#🐠.jpeg#hatchetfield#nightmare time#time bastard#hatchetfield ape man#hey melissa#ted spankoffski#this is not to say he was doing any good as a dog in melissas care but like#the way he caved instantly when it got him praise and affection says a lot#he was so ready to just be someones dog for life he was so ready to be a fucking apeman#and then the whole pushy asshole thing in time bastard#how much of him is just made up to be appealing to others#can someone like. hug him or something at least once.
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yeah, as expected, i hate the ending of hey melissa. her as an unhinged villain is good! and mariah is so good as this version of melissa! but the stockholm syndrome or whatever you want to call it of it all when it comes to paul just rubs me the wrong way. nightmare time doing dark twists on known characters is generally fun but the storyline in hey melissa reads as abuse more than anything else so the fact that paul stays in that situation just feels iffy to me. i mean i think ted dying at her hands is less upsetting than paul’s fate. i think they made the right call leaving it out of nightmare time. i would be down for this version of melissa to be involved in the canon, i’d just rather it didn’t involve that specific aspect. her abuse can still exist as the horror element, but i’d be more comfortable if her victims didn’t get brainwashed to choose said abuse.
#and that’s my two cents#don’t come for me okay?#if you like it good for you#opinions can differ#sincerely: me#hey melissa#starkid#nightmare time#hatchetfield#paul matthews#ted spankoffski#melissa
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#Heyy kickstarter livestream in 15 minutes#hatchetfield#starkid#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#hey melissa#nerdy prudes must die#melissa hatchetfield#grace chasity
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Plot twist there is no guy rerun it’s just a fully budgeted version of hey Melissa
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I love her!!!!
#she’s so cutie#ignore everything she’s done it’s for the greater good#starkid#hatchfield#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#the guy who didn’t like musicals reprise#tgwdlm reprise#hey melissa#melissa hatchetfield#mariah rose faith casillas
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Cats don't have to be crate trained, Paul doesn't need to go in a crate. Just like declawing him would be cruel, she never made him go in a crate like her poorly-behaved dogs.
I do love the idea of Paul acting like a brat and asking Melissa for something and when she says 'no' he knocks something innocuous off the table, like the remote or something.
At some point Paul literally starts turning into a cat
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