#Her one true dad

[light-miracles]

Carlisle meets Alice earlier

(or, me just rambling nonsenses)

It's 1901 and Carlisle is in Biloxi, Mississippi, making a stopover on an inn, on his journey to the south, when he gets a desperate knock on the door of his room. It was the place's owner with a desperate request. Another guest was giving birth in the room down the hall. Carlisle put down his favorite Jules Verne novel and took his briefcase, quickly following the man.

When he arrives, the woman is frightened and seems on the verge of a panic attack. Carlisle quickly calms her down, smiling kindly at her and promising that everything will be fine. "What's your name?" asks Carlisle after ordering the maids to bring clean towels, hot water, scissors, and thread. "Lillian. Lillian Brandon" "Mrs Brandon, don't be afraid. Soon it will all be over."

And indeed, the labor ends quite quickly, as if the baby were in a hurry to arrive to the world. She is a totally healthy baby girl, with strong lungs, and a head full of thick black hair. Her mother takes the baby and kisses her cheeks and, to Carlisle's surprise, then she sniffs her. "She smells really good."

And then Carlisle lets himself breath again after several hours, his throat thirsty at the scent of human blood in the air. But there is another smell too. Indeed, the baby's scent is incredibly sweet, she smells like sunshine, rainwater and fresh flowers. It's probably one of the best scents he's ever smelled in his life. Leaning down, Carlisle extends his arms to the mother. "Would you allow me to hold her for a moment, please?"

Mrs Brandon nods and Carlisle closely inspects the baby again. Her eyes are open, and the vampire can see the blue spark in her gaze. The baby smiles when her eyes find him.

"She is a beautiful girl, without a doubt." On a curious impulse, Carlisle leans down to kiss her forehead. Her smell is wonderful. Like all the good things in the world. Like the things he used to love when he was human. She smells like (love perhaps?) "Have you decided on a name yet, Mrs Brandon?"

"Mary," the womn said wearily. "She looks like a Mary."

"In that case, nice to meet you, Mary."

......

It's 1950 and Carlisle and his family are hunting in the Alabama woods, when two nomad vampires approach them.

Edward and Rosalie immediately growl at them. Emmet and Esme are alert, but immobile. The strangers are a blond male and a short female with short spiky black hair. They introduce themselves as Jasper and Alice. Alice says that she has waited a long time to meet him.

And she moves, quickly, grinning from ear to ear. She reaches him before his children or his mate can react.

And the next thing Carlisle knows, the stranger is hugging him. And everyone is looking at them without understanding in the middle of their barely contained anger. It is confusing. But Carlisle makes a signal to his family to stay calm.

"Do we know each other?" Carlisle asked.

"Not yet, but we will soon. You will be my father."

"Alice can see the future," the blond vampire said. "Alice, remember what I told you."

"Oh. Yeah, sorry, I always forget. You must be confused. But yeah, I can see the future. That's how I found you."

Carlisle breathes in and oh what is that smell? It smells like something he's smelled before, many years ago, but he can't remember where exactly. Only that the smell brings him happiness, and a warm feeling of love.

Surprising himself, he immediately hugged Alice back. "Are you sure we haven't met before?"

"Well, no, I don't have any memory of my human life," Alice said. "But I think I would remember you if I had met you before."

[bluerosefox]

BREAKING NEWS! Youngest Wayne's Secret Lovechild?!

Teenage Ellie taking care of deaged Danny and moving to Gotham to hide from Vlad because Lady Gotham offered them sanctuary and will keep Vlad out.

BUT

Chaos is set into motion when during a Rogue attack, Damian Wayne (not as Robin at the moment) saves him and returns Danny to Ellie...

The internet/news happen because of course it did.

And people mistake Danny as his kid and Ellie his baby mama.

[steamedlotusroot]

remember when swk tried to take li jing and nezha to court for gross negligence in jttw? good times

[the-one-with-spider-brainrot]

Parent favouritism fr fr

[autisticandroids]

FAMINE: That's one deep, dark nothing you've got there, Dean.

[youtube with closed captions]

dean and his father. dean and his family. dean and how bad it is.

(via @closetoyou1970)

[natelia-aldelliz]

Ghost : Ok, why do you baby Gaz so much, you do know he's a grown man, right?

Price : Oh come on, first off I don't baby him, second, jealousy doesn't suit you, third, he's the youngest of us, it's only normal that I watch over him a bit more, he's basically a baby, he just turned 27 last week!

Gaz : Damn, don't remind me, I feel old. But also like, maybe it's because he's the youngest sibling, but I do feel older than Soap most days, to be honest.

Price : Well yeah, you two are very close in age, but Soap's actually gonna turn 29 later this year, right Soap?

Soap :

Price : ... Soap?

Soap : Yep, sorry, yeah, wasn't paying attention, sure, I'm gonna be uh... 28? Wait no, that was last year, 29 right, ahah...

Ghost :

Gaz :

Price :

Soap : *avoids eye contact*

Price : How old are you son?

Soap : 29?

Gaz : Aren't you supposed to be 28...?

Soap : Ahah, yeah, that's what I meant, I'm 28, I'm gonna be 29... right?

Ghost : You're lying aren't you. You look like you're lying. Price, he's lying.

Price : What's your birth year?

Soap :

Price : ....

Soap, visibly counting on his fingers : 1994 !

Ghost, staring at Price with his look(tm) :

Gaz : Wait, you don't know your birth year by heart?

Ghost : No, he just doesn't remember the lie he said.

Soap : Come on, LT, what do you mean, a lie, I'm just your average 29 years old man, born in 1994, what do you want me to say?

Ghost : Johnny, you'd be born in 1993 if you were 29, I mean, if you didn't also lie about your birthday.

Soap :

Price, having had enough of today already : Okay, how old are you really. What's your real birth year.

Soap : ..... 1996 ?

Gaz : I'M NOT THE FUCKING BABY ANYMORE THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE !!!

Ghost, concerned : You're 26 ?? But your file said you've been in active duty for 10 years !

Soap : Yep 😁👍

Ghost :

Soap : Funny story, I was actually 15 when i enrolled, cause it was before my birthday, but yeah.

Ghost :

Soap : Don't look at Price like that, he knew all about me ~allegedly~ kidnapping a military officer and still wanted me, he's not gonna push me out because my joints are gonna hurt two years later than he originally thought.

Gaz : Wait, no, back up, you did what to a military officer?

Soap : Oh, I never told you? Yeah, he was really pissing me off, you know how it is-

Price : I'm going back to bed.

[jestiamy]

always see fem tsuna designs that look just like canon tsuna, and while I think that's fun, I also like the idea fem tsuna looks incredibly like her dad

[rookflower]

can't get behind the "what if curlfeather secretly killed jayclaw" theory/hc for quite a few reasons but one of them is that it reminds me of those Evil (insert character here) AUs that dominated the fandom on youtube a few years ago where they just make characters kill a bunch of people over the flimsiest possible reasons to amp up their Eeeeevil factor, and while that's all fun and good but kind of boring in an au completely detached from canon it frustrates me to see it brought into like. the actual fanon for a character

[flying-cat]

I can't imagine being anywhere near as insane as Trump supporters because my dad told me that he, earlier, drove past a guy putting a "Harris Walz 2024" sign outside his house and decided to yell out at him "TRUMP 2024 YOU COCKSUCKER" and flip him off. And he laughed when he told me because he thinks that yelling at a man (emphasized man because he thinks men should be "better" than women, and "better" would be voting for Trump in this case) who is voting for a "whore who slept her way to the top" (his exact words) is funny. And expected me to laugh with him. And got angry when I didn't and just stared at him in disbelief. Even though he already knows that I don't like Donald Trump. These people fully expect others to find their weird ass derogatory words and behavior FUNNY. Donald Trump is leading a cult of old people who he brainwashed into being delusional with him.

[skunkes]

thinking about any/all pronouns al

[veryinnovative]

breaking bad au but it's walter whitified minerva mcgonagall and her protégé (+former student) barty crouch jr

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

with a few minutes' reflection and a second conversation with my parents I have realized that I may have overblown things and overreacted a bit and also in some ways they're correct even if I think they're also harsh about it

[nordfjording]

Theres been ~talk in town~ for at least a couple of years that me and my best friend are actually yknow wink wink and for the most part it stays a rumour about us being yknow wink wink

But every now and then someone says the quiet part out loud and its immensely funny to me - she's looking at renting a house rn and the owner asked unprompted whether I'd be moving in too

[soup-of-the-daisies]

dunno why but orion black slapping the ‘best protective spells known to wizardkind’ on grimmauld place prompts the image of him knowing sirius ran away the moment sirius made the decision. like the house wakes him up all “MASTER!! MASTER THERE IS A DISTURBANCE!!” so orion goes to sirius’ room in his snork mimimi nightshirt and makes direct eye contact with his oldest son. who is halfway through the window with his school trunk and an ancient broom orion’s quite certain he bought for himself when he turned 23. and sirius lifts his middle finger to his mouth shush and flip orion off simultaneously and orion simply turns back around and goes back to bed. because that’s fair and most importantly something to deal with when he isn’t still half drunk from his nightly nightcap.

[here-comes-the-moose]

So I haven’t showed The Bad Batch to my dad (the person who introduced me to Star Wars), but I’m pretty sure one of his main reactions would be judging each of the guys and getting extremely stressed whenever Omega is in danger. Also I can clearly hear my dad being judgmental and saying “look at this guy-he thinks he’s Rambo” about Hunter and questioning why Crosshair always has a toothpick in his mouth.

[padawansuggest]

Writing a fic where Obi-Wan spent a year on Mandalore with the Kryze family (or just the Mandalore sector okay he’s with the Kryze family tho) and had the tiniest lil fling with Satine (she called him pretty and gave him nice kisses he loved it) and when Obi-Wan is like 26-27 he falls in love with Jango and they finally meet on Mandalore and Jaster is all ‘oh, little Satine said you were so sweet, what a shame we didn’t meet then’ and Obi-Wan is all ‘she called me sweet whenever I did something stupid so I guess that checks out’ and Jango is freaking dying he’s not marrying intelligence he’s marrying pretty I’m dying