#Henchmaniac Ford

[iceb4gw-c]

Dear @henchmaniac-ford , I'VE GOT A WHOLE LOAD OF THOSE SPARKLY GIFS OF YOU. AND I WILL POST EM.

anways stay cool dudes!

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This is just the start man. JUST. THE. START.

Mwahahaha dude!

[henchmaniac-ford]

Stanford is laying on his stomach comfortable on his bed. Kicking his feet as he stares longingly at a framed photo of the one and only Nikola Tesla. Stanford sighs dramatically "Oh, Nikola Tesla what would you do in this situation"

[the-muses-puppeteer]

"I feel it is in both our best interests if I warn you against Bill. I understand your mind has been twisted due to his lies and you see him not for the monster he is but let me warn you.. Seeking out Bill will only cause you pain, stop while you are ahead."

All eyes stared at the man

For a good while there is nothing but utter silence, analyzing every detail, every mistake

"I appreciate your concern, sir, but I am quite faithful in my muse's judgement. I beg of you to not get in the way"

[andiv3r]

Why does he look like that... wearing a collarrrr like bro . Dats a littlee freaky. Just a bit.

[zephrunsimperium]

Ford lost it and went full 80s. He is now a menchmaniac named Ford-Z. Music for this piece is Just Dance by Lady Gaga. So psychotic and hypnotic… ✨

I’m gonna make this a whole sketch page - I’ve had the Cipher Fashion Line floating around in my head for a while now - but I was too excited about this not to share.

[ckret2]

Not "Bill's in denial about his feelings for Ford" nor "Ford's oblivious about Bill's feelings" but a secret third thing (they're both oblivious)

[clownsuu]

life has been a little too silly for a bit, so take some doodles that I drew on and off 😔🥄🥄

Also bonus more biblically accurate doodles from other blog outta context

just a silly—

[the-triangle-witch]

((ooc: had to draw this after the adorable interaction with @henchmaniac-ford in the comments))

*dips you in a vat of honey*

106

People dipped

[skipppppy]

My “what if the rest of the Henchmaniacs could possess people the same way Bill does” idea did numbers on twitter so I’m putting it here for your enjoyment

[stump-not-found]

starting the journey of learning how to draw the henchmaniacs

[iceb4gw-c]

Stanford holds out the packs of beer to her "This is what you wanted correct? Can I live in peace knowing you won't release those photos?"

Wendy glady takes the beers with a grin

Hell yeah man! Sweet!

Your good to go, I won't release all those photos!

[henchmaniac-ford]

"let me preface this by saying I'm perfectly happy being single! That thing is trying to seduce his old fling and you giving him dating advice is just abhorrent! He's a narcissist liar. I can show you why he's so bad if you promise to get rid of the one hanging around with @stanford--pines "

"I see you chatting with that triangular bastard" Stanford stares him down for a long moment "cut that out Stanley, all that waits for you is pain.. especially when what you're giving him is dating advice!"

"Yeah, what about it??" *Stanley looks around confused* "are you sure? He is acting like a whiny bitch right now. What is wrong with that? You wanna be single forever or something?!"

[henchmaniac-ford]

*several small Bill statues appear along with a note saying “HAHAHAHAHAH” no name is given*

Stanford stands stalk still his eyes scanning the landscape, just waiting for Bill's appearance. When nothing happens he snatches up the note angrily, even without a name he knows who must've written it. He was being toyed with and it pissed him off to no end. Freeing a gun from its holster he begins firing off shots at the statues, causing a few to crack and others to crumble.

[angstflavoured]

i never realized, in the beginning of weirdmaggedon 1, bill says that he's "been trapped inside my own decaying dimension." Ik a lot of people depict him like going other places after destroying his universe, but I guess that he really couldn't. that was the whole point of him trying to get ford to build the portal for him, so he WOULDN'T be stuck in the 2d dimension. everyone he met, he met through traveling through the nightmare dimension and the dreamscape. He'd never seen any of them in person.... which would mean that his physical self had to be stuck on euclydia, right??? that means every time he wasn't invading people's dreams, every time he woke up, he was right back at his home dimension where he killed everyone. Just kinda... i dunno, floating in space? like oh my fucking god, no wonder he was never able to get over it for millions of years. jesus christ yeah the guy needs therapy, every single one of his wounds are scabs that never got to even start the healing process.

[jellyskink]

Sit, Stanford! Beg! Beg for your Muse's love! (You know he did)

[henchmaniac-ford]

"... Don't show that to other people"

@henchmaniac-ford as the kids would say, 'tis you?'

Mod: I'm so sorry I found this and I just had to