#Hemorrhoid cream

[drkumaragurubaran1]

Struggling with piles (haemorrhoids)?

Hemorrhoids, commonly known as piles, are a prevalent but often uncomfortable condition affecting millions worldwide. These swollen veins in the rectum and anus can cause pain, itching, and discomfort, significantly impacting daily life. Understanding the causes, symptoms, and treatment options is crucial for managing this condition effectively.

Causes of Hemorrhoids:

Hemorrhoids can develop due to several factors, including:

Straining during bowel movements: Increased pressure on the rectal veins can lead to the development of hemorrhoids. Chronic constipation or diarrhea: Irregular bowel habits can contribute to the formation of hemorrhoids. Sedentary lifestyle: Lack of physical activity can impair bowel function and contribute to the development of piles. Obesity: Excess weight puts additional pressure on the rectal veins, increasing the risk of hemorrhoids. Pregnancy: Hormonal changes and increased pressure on the pelvic area during pregnancy can lead to the development of hemorrhoids. Symptoms of Hemorrhoids:

Common symptoms of hemorrhoids include:

Pain or discomfort during bowel movements Itching or irritation in the anal region Swelling or lumps around the anus Bleeding during bowel movements Discomfort or pain while sitting Effective Treatments for Hemorrhoids:

Several treatment options are available to alleviate the symptoms of hemorrhoids and promote healing:

Over-the-counter creams and ointments: These products can provide relief from itching and discomfort. Warm baths: Soaking in a warm bath can help reduce swelling and soothe the anal area. High-fiber diet: Consuming a diet rich in fiber can soften stools and make them easier to pass, reducing strain during bowel movements. Hydration: Drinking plenty of water helps prevent constipation and keeps stools soft. Topical treatments: Applying witch hazel or aloe vera gel to the affected area can help reduce inflammation and promote healing. Sitz baths: Sitting in warm water for 10 to 15 minutes several times a day can provide relief from symptoms. Medical procedures: In severe cases, procedures such as rubber band ligation, sclerotherapy, or surgical removal may be necessary to treat hemorrhoids effectively.

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[theweeowlart]

The Repair Shop

We watched @TheRepairShop with breakfast this morning. There was a little old teddy bear perfume bottle to be restored. He didn't seem to have been named, I said to my other half, he needs a name what can I call him and he immediately jumps in with 'Anusol!'

[qapsiel]

// advantage of having Cas as a friend: you can tell him to buy all the stuff you're too embarrassed to buy yourself

[shootinwebs]

y'all, when did this shit start where you'll say one self-contained thing about how you don't like a certain ship or character (without dunking on any real people who like those things) and people come out of the woodwork to yell at you for no reason lol

[drravirams]

Piles During Pregnancy: What Expecting Mothers Should Know

Expecting a baby? While you’re preparing for the joys of motherhood, don’t let the discomfort of piles (hemorrhoids) catch you off guard. Nearly 1 in 3 pregnant women experience this condition due to hormonal changes, increased blood flow, and pressure from the growing baby. But don’t worry! With the right prevention and treatment, you can manage piles effectively and stay comfortable. If you’re seeking expert care, Thrissur Piles Clinic offers advanced laser treatment for piles with experienced specialists like Dr. Raviram S. Let’s make your journey to motherhood as comfortable as possible!

Common Symptoms of Piles in Pregnancy:

Expecting mothers may experience:

Itching or Irritation: Around the anal region.

Pain or Discomfort: Especially during bowel movements.

Swelling: Lumps near the anus.

Bleeding: Small amounts of blood during bowel movements.

Prevention Strategies:

Diet Adjustments:

Eat high-fiber foods: Whole grains, lentils, apples & leafy greens

Drink 8-10 glasses of water daily

Avoid processed foods & excess caffeine

Lifestyle Habits:

Do Kegel exercises to improve pelvic circulation

Avoid sitting/standing for long periods – take 5-minute walks hourly

Sleep on your left side to reduce vein pressure

Constipation Management:

Use doctor-approved stool softeners if needed

Never delay bowel movements

Safe Home Remedies for Symptom Relief:

Cold Compress: Apply ice packs wrapped in cloth for 10 minutes

Sitz Baths: Soak in warm water 2-3 times daily

Witch Hazel Pads: Reduce swelling & itching

Coconut Oil/Aloe Vera: Soothe inflamed skin

Avoid over-the-counter creams without consulting your doctor.

When to Consult a Piles Specialist in Thrissur:

Seek help from a proctologist like Dr. Raviram S. at Thrissur Piles Clinic if you experience:

Persistent bleeding during bowel movements

Severe pain affecting daily activities

Prolapsed hemorrhoids that don’t retract

No improvement after 1 week of home care

Advanced Laser Treatment for Piles in Thrissur:

For those seeking modern solutions, laser treatment for piles is an effective option. This minimally invasive procedure offers less pain and quicker recovery compared to traditional surgery. Dr. Raviram S., with 14+ years of experience, is a leading proctologist in Thrissur, Kerala , and specializes in this advanced method. Thrissur Piles Clinic also uses cutting-edge laser technology to ensure precise and effective results with minimal discomfort and a quicker recovery time.

Laser Hemorrhoidoplasty:

A minimally invasive procedure with no hospital stay required.

Zero cuts – sealed blood vessels prevent bleeding.

Faster recovery (2-3 days) compared to surgery.

Safe during pregnancy’s second/third trimesters

If you’re considering laser treatment for piles in Thrissur, consulting with a specialist like Dr. Raviram S. can provide you with personalized care and effective solutions.

Why Thrissur Mothers Trust Dr. Raviram S.:

Thrissur mothers trust Dr. Raviram S, a leading proctologist at Thrissur Piles Clinic, for his 14+ years of experience and expertise in treating complex colorectal conditions using advanced laser technology. As a leading proctologist, Dr. Raviram offers:

Personalized care plans combining diet guidance & laser therapy.

Transparent pricing with free post-treatment follow-ups

Expertise in handling pregnancy-related rectal disorders.

His treatments focus on safe, pregnancy-friendly solutions to relieve discomfort without harming the baby.

Conclusion:

While piles during pregnancy can be uncomfortable and distressing, they are manageable with the right care. Preventative measures, such as maintaining a healthy diet and exercise routine, along with timely treatments like laser for piles, can help you avoid serious complications and get back to enjoying your pregnancy.

For expert care and treatment, contact us Dr. Raviram S. at Thrissur Piles Clinic, the leading clinic for piles treatment in Thrissur, Kerala, offering effective and safe solutions for expecting mothers. Don’t hesitate to reach out to Dr. Raviram S., your trusted Piles Specialist in Thrissur, Kerala, for more guidance on managing piles during pregnancy.

[nathansqueak]

FUCK yeah HRT

[techmomma]

Facts about your body after you turn 25, AKA things I wish someone had told me:

you will get hair in fun new places. this is normal and fine.

these places include (but are not limited to) if you don't already have them: your asscrack, your back, your ears, and moles. it's fine.

some of you, dick or not, will also lose hair. this is normal, but also if you have ovaries maybe get this checked out for PCOS.

your acne will probably change. some people get better. some people get worse. it's fine.

your nails will probably get an infection or a fungus at least once in your life. this is fine. (but also let your doc know).

how you gain and lose fat and where you do so will change. this is fine.

how you smell will change. this is fine. (fishy or rotten smells mean doctor time though)

if you have a prostate: it gets harder to pee. prostates enlarge as you age (get this checked regularly). this is fine.

if you do not have a prostate: it gets easier to pee but not in a good way. as in as you get older, your pelvic floor muscles tend to lose some of their strength. this makes it harder to keep pee in. this is fine.

all breasts and pectorals eventually sag, with the rest of your body. this is fine.

a decent percent of the population will experience a cyst at least once. some of you will make up for the rest with multiple. this is fine, but keep them checked out by a doctor. (sometimes this is a condition! get checked for that too!)

almost half of everyone gets hemorrhoids. it's a good idea to just expect them since your chances of getting them get higher the older you are. your toilet will look like a murder scene. definitely get your booty checked out BUT this is almost always perfectly normal. just eat more fiber. "but I already-" eat more fiber. and maybe suck it up and buy some hemorrhoid cream, you'll thank me later.

yes, this means you will probably need to make an appointment for a doctor to see your butthole. it's okay. not only do they really not care but 1. they've seen weirder that day and 2. they'd far rather you see them now than later when it's been going on for forty years and now it might be colon cancer. it's okay. consider it a rite of passage.

adults need more sleep than children. don't believe the myth that you need less than they do. that is capitalist propaganda to make you give up more of your life to the work grind, comrade.

vitamins and medicine, something you are more likely to take as you get older, sometimes make the toilet turn weird colors. it's okay.

if you still have your tonsils and get those little stones and get sore throats more than once a year you should plan on getting those suckers out before the tonsils cause an infection and go septic. if you're getting stones at all you should get those reevaluated every year, especially if the stones are bigger than a needlehead (or get bigger over time). it's gross and yucky. I don't care. get them looked at before you end up in the hospital.

you'll probably need to add foot support to your shoes if you don't already do. this is fine.

your body changes. sometimes it can feel sorta weird and upsetting that it isn't what it used to be. that is okay, and it is okay to be upset. just know that this is normal, it's normal to be upset or not upset, but don't let it hinder your quality of life. trans or cis, there is a certain level of acceptance you just gotta give your body and forgive your body for as you get older. it's okay.

it's okay. I promise.

[myhealinghands]

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PiloKit is a 3X faster combination treatment kit for Piles, with the power of 3 medicines. It combines 3 herbal medications: a spray, a tablet for Piles treatment, and a laxative tablet for Constipation. PiloKit Complete Piles Care Kit is developed by Healing Hands. PiloKit is the World's 1st Piles treatment kit, with the revolutionary spray PiloSpray and tablets in a combination.

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PiloKit is recommended for patients who need additional treatment for advanced stages of Piles, external and internal Piles, and bleeding Piles. It is also recommended for patients suffering from Piles and fissures for long periods.

PiloKit is the best medicine for piles, designed to provide fast and effective relief from piles symptoms. This powerful formulation reduces pain, swelling, and itching, promoting healing and comfort. Trusted by many, PiloKit stands out as the top choice for piles treatment in India.

For those suffering from piles symptoms, PiloKit offers a comprehensive solution. As the best medicine for piles, it combines potent ingredients to address the root cause of the condition, ensuring lasting relief and improved quality of life. Choose PiloKit for reliable and effective piles medicine.

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Hemorrhoids Cream Price in Pakistan

Hemorrhoids Cream Price in Pakistan Hemorrhoids Cream Price in Pakistan. Today millions of people are suffering from hemorrhoids also known as piles. Internal hemorrhoids & external hemorrhoids are 2 types of hemorrhoids. It is the most painful problem one may face. If you are suffering from this issue, you can understand the pain you have suffered in your life. Piles or hemorrhoids is an easily…

[bookdoctorconsultationonline]

Effective Medication & Ointment For Piles Treatment at Livlong

Learn about the types of Ointment for piles or Haemorrhoids available that helps treat its symptoms. Check out this article at Livlong for more information about Haemorrhoids medication.

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Writing Notes: Herbal Remedies

References (Capsules & Powders; Compresses & Lotions; Creams; Decoctions; Infused Oils; Infusions; Ointments; Poultices; Syrups; Tinctures; Tonic Wines; Other Preparations)

CAPSULES & POWDERS

Powdered herbs are most easily taken as capsules but can be sprinkled on food or taken with water.

Externally, they can be applied as a dusting powder to the skin or mixed with tinctures as a poultice.

COMPRESSES & LOTIONS

Lotions are water-based herbal preparations such as infusions, decoctions, or diluted tinctures that are used to bathe inflamed or irritated skin.

Compresses are cloths soaked in a lotion and held against the skin.

Both are simple ways to use herbs externally and can be very effective in relieving swelling, bruising, and pain, soothing inflammation and headaches, and cooling fevers.

CREAMS

Making a cream involves combining oil or fat and water in an emulsion. If the process is rushed, the oil and water may separate.

Unlike ointments, creams blend with the skin and have the advantage of being cooling and soothing while at the same time allowing the skin to breathe and sweat naturally.

They can, however, deteriorate quite quickly and are best stored in dark, airtight jars in a refrigerator.

DECOCTIONS

Roots, bark, twigs, and berries usually require a more forceful treatment than leaves or flowers to extract their medicinal constituents. A decoction involves simmering these tougher parts in boiling water.

Fresh or dried plant material may be used and should be cut or broken into small pieces before decocting. Like infusions, decoctions can be taken hot or cold.

INFUSED OILS

Infusing an herb in oil allows its active, fat-soluble ingredients to be extracted; hot infused oils are simmered, while cold infused oils are heated naturally by the sun.

Both types of oil can be used externally as massage oils or added to creams and ointments.

Infused oil should not be confused with essential oil, which is an active constituent naturally present in a plant and has specific medicinal properties and a distinct aroma.

Essential oil may be added to an infused oil to increase its medicinal efficacy

INFUSIONS

An infusion is the simplest way to prepare the more delicate aerial parts of plants, especially leaves and flowers, for use as a medicine or as a revitalizing or relaxing drink.

It is made in a similar way to tea, using either a single herb or a combination of herbs, and may be drunk hot or cold.

OINTMENTS

Ointments contain oils or fats heated with herbs and, unlike creams, contain no water. As a result, ointments form a separate layer on the surface of the skin.

They protect against injury or inflammation of damaged skin and carry active medicinal constituents, such as essential oils, to the affected area.

Useful in conditions such as hemorrhoids or where protection is needed from moisture, as in chapped lips and diaper rash.

POULTICES

A poultice is a mixture of fresh, dried, or powdered herbs that is applied to an affected area.

Used to ease nerve or muscle pains, sprains, or broken bones, and to draw pus from infected wounds, ulcers, or boils.

SYRUPS

Honey and unrefined sugar are effective preservatives.

Can be combined with infusions or decoctions to make syrups and cordials.

They have the additional benefit of having a soothing action, and therefore make a perfect vehicle for cough mixtures as well as relieving sore throats.

With their sweet taste, syrups can disguise the taste of unpalatable herbs and are therefore greatly appreciated by children.

TINCTURES

Tinctures are made by soaking an herb in alcohol. This encourages the active plant constituents to dissolve, giving tinctures a relatively stronger action than infusions or decoctions.

They are convenient to use and last up to 2 years.

Tinctures can be made using a jug and a jelly bag, instead of a wine press. Although mainly used in European, American, and Australian herbal medicine, tinctures play a part in most herbal traditions.

TONIC WINES

Tonic wines are an agreeable way to take strengthening and tonic herbs to increase vitality and improve digestion.

Neither strictly medicinal, nor simply appealing to the palate, they are easy to prepare at home.

Made by steeping tonic herbs in red or white wine for several weeks.

OTHER PREPARATIONS

Steam Inhalations

Steam inhalations are an effective way to clear congestion and relieve sinusitis, hay fever, and bronchial asthma.

The combination of steam and antiseptic ingredients clears the airways throughout the respiratory system.

Gargles & Mouthwashes

Gargles and mouthwashes usually contain astringent herbs, which tighten the mucous membranes of the mouth and throat.

As gargles and mouthwashes are made from infusions, decoctions, or diluted tinctures, they can generally be swallowed for internal treatment. Ensure you do not exceed the daily internal dose of an herb.

Pessaries & Suppositories

Pessaries and suppositories are waxy pellets containing essential oil or fine powder.

They are used when oral medicine is likely to be broken down during digestion before reaching its intended site.

Pessaries are inserted into the vagina and suppositories into the anus, where they melt at body temperature.

The herb is quickly absorbed into the bloodstream, providing fast relief. It is best to buy ready-made suppositories.

Essential Oils

Essential oils can be used in massage to soothe minor aches and pains.

Before use, they should be diluted with a carrier oil as they can irritate the skin.

Essential oils deteriorate rapidly after dilution, so it is best to mix small quantities as you need them.

Baths & Skin Washes

Herbal baths and skin washes can relieve many conditions, including aching limbs and stuffy sinuses.

They are made from diluted essential oils or infusions.

Eyebaths soothe sore, inflamed, or irritated eyes.

Cold Macerations

Heat destroys the active constituents of some herbs.

Thus, a cold maceration might be more appropriate than a decoction.

Juices

The juices extracted from many herbs.

Can be taken internally or applied externally.

Source ⚜ More: Notes & References ⚜ Writing Resources PDFs

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Effective Medication & Ointment For Piles Treatment at Livlong

Learn about the types of Ointment for piles or Haemorrhoids available that helps treat its symptoms. Check out this article at Livlong for more information about Haemorrhoids medication.

[beloveds-embrace]

Fuck it, we ball, I hope that disrespectful anon gets hemorrhoids and they can't get them removed until next year, AND that their insurance doesn't cover it. I'm here thinking about your Omega idea where omegas normally do the pursuing, but with a slight twist; the boys being the omegas. An alpha who is for sure down bad for the boys, but thinks "ah, theyre out of my league, I should be aiming lower, manage my expectations". Only 141 is just as down bad for them, and they're doing everything just short of screaming "PICK UP ON THE HINTS, COME INTO OUR HOUSE AND BEDS AND LIVES AND STAY FOREVER PLEASE"

Johnny is about to say fuck decorum and just show up in reader's house wearing nothing but a ribbon and a tag that says 'free to a good home' (your home is the good one, please keep him, there is no receipt so you can't return him).

Price has the brain cell normally in terms of trying to gently coax you into getting you to say you're into them, he has a 15 step plan that may or may not involve using his various contacts to get you spending more time in close proximity to them. Also he for some reason is always baking, he always comes over asking you for sugar? (He'll take any kind of 'sugar' you're willing to offer, he loves making a variety of cream pies)

Gaz is always gently inviting them to attend 'friend' things, things that could be a date but that he can excuse as 'well we're coworkers/friends/neighbors, we should get along :)'. It's just a coincidence that various other people seem to bail except for any of the other boys, now why don't you sit beside him so you guys can share popcorn at the movies (you both always seem to be reaching for it at the same time, if your fingers touched anymore you might as well be holding hands)

Simon is chasing off any omegas he thinks are a threat to them getting reader, that is THEIR alpha, paws OFF (rip to anyone reader was halfheartedly going on dates with, this man is gonna become those people's sleep paralysis demon)

Hope you enjoy!! :3 💕💕 i lovedddd writing this sm omg

See, the thing is, you’d always thought of yourself as a decent Alpha. Not overbearing, not egotistical, not a demanding freak- just capable and steady. But you weren’t extraordinary. Not the kind of Alpha Omegas like them would look at twice. And so, while you worked alongside the men of Task Force 141 you convinced yourself to be content with just admiring them from a distance.

You couldn’t help it. They were perfect, as far as you were concerned. Perfect, and fully out of your league.

Surely, Omegas like them would want someone better. Someone stronger. You’d told yourself that so many times it was practically your mantra, the only way you’d be able to stop yourself from pursuing them. They deserved someone more charismatic, more confident- an Alpha who could match their brilliance. Not someone like you, fumbling through conversations with them, struggling to keep your feelings in check.

But they’d already decided. They didn’t need a flashy Alpha or someone who tried too hard. What they wanted was you. The only problem? You didn’t seem to realize it, no matter how obvious they made it.

John took the lead, naturally. He knew you were cautious and perhaps a little insecure when it came to relationships (it was fucking visible in you, silly Alpha. He scoffs each time you draw back, frustrated), so he made it his mission to draw you in- slowly and subtly. His plan was meticulous: get you comfortable, build trust, and create opportunities for you to spend more time with them so you’d see that they only want you.

Maybe then you’d break out of that stupid shell you’ve put yourself in.

He’d started baking regularly, a habit you hadn’t even known he had. At least once a week, he’d show up at your place with a tin of cookies, a loaf of fresh bread, or a perfectly golden pie. “Thought I’d share,” he’d say casually, though the slight smirk tugging at his lips told a different story. He peers at you, letting his scent coil just a bit more. “I hope you don’t mind the amount of cream. I happen to like cream pies a lot.”

The way to an Alpha’s heart is through their stomach, and all that.

If he wasn’t offering you baked goods, he was asking for your help to make said baked goods. “Ran out of sugar again,” he’d sigh, handing you an empty container. “Mind sparing a bit?”

It was ridiculous, downright unbelievable how often he supposedly ran out of baking supplies. But his visits became a highlight of your week, and the lingering looks he gave you left your heart pounding long after he was gone.

The one time he’d handfed you, watching you lick the syrup from his fingers with half-lidded eyes, still lives in your mind rent-free.

Kyle took a softer, more personal approach. He wasn’t above using the pretense of friendship to spend time with you, often inviting you to casual dates- grabbing coffee, going to the movies, or just walking through town and shopping. Every invitation was framed innocently, but there was always a little extra effort behind it. He’d pick a movie he knew you’d like, suggest places he knew you’d find interesting, and ensure that others you unfortunately knew joined just enough to make it seem less like a date.

Somehow, though, those other people always mysteriously canceled. It was never anything dramatic- just a sudden cold, a scheduling conflict, or a “something came up, sorry.” Eventually, it would be just you and a very smug Kyle, sitting close enough that your knees brushed or reaching for popcorn at the same time. Once, right as the bowl emptied and you both reached for it, Kyle simply thought fuck it and held your hand.

On one occasion, you both shared a bowl of spaghetti and ended up with the scene from the Lady and the Tramp.

It was so painfully obvious to everyone.

Except you.

“It’s not a coincidence,” Kyle muttered to Johnny one evening after you left, both of them sitting in the spot you were in, bathing in the leftover warmth and scent. “How can they not notice?”

Speaking of Johnny; he’s barely keeping himself together. Subtlety in missions are a must sometimes, but he doesn’t want to that with you anymore. He was just so, so, so frustrated with your obliviousness. What more does he need to do to show you that he- that they- want you?

He’s been dropping so many hints; half-jokes about Omegas waiting begging to be swept off their feet, suggestive winks when you compliment him in that lovely, adoring tone of yours. Once, while watching a romantic tv show, he’d sighed loudly and very pointedly said: “If only someone would claim me.”

“If ye don’t figure it out soon,” he growled at the others one night, pacing back and forth like a wild beast and probably on his way to leave a dent in the carpet, “I’m showin’ up at their doorstep with nothin’ but a red bow, like some bloody Christmas prezzie, I swear to god.”

John sighs, rolling his eyes. “You do that, and I’m leaving you on their porch.”

“That’s exactly what I’m askin’ for!”

Simon took the quietest but most direct approach. Just not exactly direct towards you. While the others worked to get closer to you, Simon focused on eliminating what he saw as obstacles: other Omegas who thought you were free for the taking. It didn’t matter if they were serious or just someone you’d gone on a casual date with- Simon saw them all as threats.

He didn’t have to say much to scare them off. A single cold glare from across the room, sharp bursts of his scent, or a low, menacing comment was usually enough to send them packing. He didn’t care if it was excessive.

You were his Alpha. You were their Alpha, and no one else had a right to you.

But even Simon softened when it came to you. He couldn’t put all his thoughts, all his feelings into words, so he did them with his actions. Quiet protectiveness, gentle, careful touches. Moments of fleeting vulnerabilities shared between you and him.

He was always there for you. Even if you didn’t know you need him with you.

Still, despite all their efforts, you remained convinced that they weren’t interested.

In the end, to no one’s surprise, it’s Johnny who snaps. Johnny, so close to his heat, so absolutely done with your obliviousness and the Omegas that aren’t them talking with you when you should be only focused on them.

He doesn’t care; leaves the carefully made nest with your stolen shirts and none of the others stop him when he just. Drags your surprised self to the nest.

“Johnny! You-“

“I want you.” He hisses, bares his teeth all sharp and desperate. “We want you. And damn it, we will have you.”

And well, who are you to even say no when this is all you have wanted?

[aideu2you]

when the whole fandom has you blocked that you have to screenshot posts to make commentary, it is probably a very clear sign no one wanted to hear it anyway

[saberamane]

Guys, I'm sorry to ask, but I need some help.

My dog, Apollo, was recently to the vet to have something checked out that we were concerned with.

Initial assessment is that he has a lipoma (fatty tumor) on his...booty hole. Literally like, on the rim. I thought it might have been a hemorrhoid or something and he'd just need some cream to soothe it and more fiber in his diet, but no.

So I've started a goal on Kofi to raise money for his surgery. This includes the surgery itself, and any pain medication or 'cone of shame' he will need after.

It is definitely a surgery he needs to have, the vet said the more it grew it would start to affect his ability to go to the bathroom, stopping it completely if it got big enough.

If you can't donate, I understand. Sharing is a great way to support too. If I am unable to raise the money needed for the surgery I may need to look into rehoming him to someone who can pay, which I really don't want to do.

I got him just months after leaving the military so he is very important to me, but in the end I will do what I must so he can be healthy. After all, it's not his fault my job situation and finances have been shitty the past year.

Some things about Apollo:

He loves nothing as much as he loves cucumbers.

Peanut butter is a close second.

He loves the big girls, ie Great Danes and Mastiffs. He's 70 pounds.

He loves seeing 'the girls' at the groomers, and when he sees where we've gone, you'd swear he had husky in his Bloodline.

The only squirrel he hates more than the half-tail gray one, is the strange black one that has slowly multiplied over the years. He's convinced that one is breeding its own army.

He loves watching the morning doves that frequent the back yard. They remind him of the feathery friend we used to have in the house.

Again, please share or donate if you can. Also, any sales on my etsy or Kofi shops goes towards Apollo's surgery as well at this time. If you donate I would be more than happy to write you some kind of AC one-shot about anything you want as a thank you, with some limitations. (Like certain kinks or something I feel I don't know enough about.)

[fkinkindagauche]

Do Those Come in XL?

This is a @harringrovewinterbingo prompt fill for square A1 - Buying Condoms.

Pairing: Steve Harrington/Billy Hargrove Rating: Teen and Up WC: 1,225 Tags: AU - no Upside Down, AU - different first meeting, Meetcute Summary: A hot guy keeps coming into the drug store where Steve works.

divider by @/saradika-graphics

The first time the blond guy came into the store, Steve was on the brink of dying of boredom. He'd always hated winter and that feeling of being cooped up inside, but it had been even worse this year, with his job in the near-windowless drug store. At least Family Video had had big windows. He could people watch the strip mall parking lot on the really slow nights. He didn't even have that here at the drug store.

Robin wasn't working with him tonight, and it had been slow. Just a few tired old dudes asking where the hemorrhoid cream or arthritis cream was. Steve brightened as someone around his age walked in for once, letting in a blast of frigid air as the doors opened. He looked like he was in a hurry, running past Steve at the register without even looking at him, straight back to the coolers. He was hot - long dirty blond hair and a muscular body wrapped in tight jeans, paired with a mostly open button-down shirt and a thin leather jacket. Completely inappropriate for the weather, but Steve appreciated the aesthetic.

He dropped an energy drink on the counter and finally looked at Steve. His eyes widened as he swept them over Steve hungrily. He grinned when his eyes came back up to meet Steve's.

Steve was flustered by the full force of the man's attention. He grabbed the energy drink and scanned it, telling him the total. The guy handed over a bunch of change, watching Steve as he counted it.

"Thanks, Steve," he said with a smirk, then left the store. Steve panicked for a moment, wondering how the guy had known his name. Then he glanced down at his name tag and sighed in relief. Right. Not a mind reader, just a regular reader.

Steve knew it was most likely going to be a one-time thing. He'd never seen this guy before, so he probably didn't live around here. Every once in a while his mind would drift to the sight of that ass in those jeans, but otherwise he mostly forgot about him. Until he came back in.

Robin was working with him this time. She was at the register while Steve was stocking shelves, in the soap aisle. He heard voices from the front of the store and peeked down the aisle to make sure Robin didn't need him to come man the second register.

It was the guy again. He was talking to Robin. Steve couldn't hear what he was saying, but Robin gestured vaguely toward the area of the store Steve was working in. The guy caught sight of him and headed toward Steve's aisle. But as he walked down the aisle, he just looked at the shelves and ignored Steve.

"Um. Can I help you find something?" Steve asked when it seemed the man was going to keep browsing aimlessly.

He looked over at Steve with an overblown surprised expression, like he hadn't seen Steve there. "Oh, hi there, Steve. I didn't see you."

Steve suppressed the overwhelming urge to roll his eyes. "Looking for something in particular?" he asked.

"What's your favorite soap?" the man asked. "Which one smells best to you?"

Weird fucking question. "Uh." Steve scanned the shelves, then pointed to a section. "Those are good."

The man grinned, and grabbed a bar of the soap. "Thanks." He walked up to the register, swaying his hips in a very obviously contrived way.

Once he was gone, Robin immediately waylaid Steve in the soap aisle. "What the hell was that?" she hissed. "Do you know that guy?"

Steve shook his head. "No. I mean, he came in a few days ago, but that was the first time I ever saw him."

"I think he's got the hots for you."

Steve blushed. "I doubt it." The guy exuded bad boy vibes. Steve may be into that type, but they didn't usually see his appeal.

Robin crossed her arms over her chest and leaned against the shelf. "He took one look at me at the register, frowned, and asked if there was anyone else working today. He was looking for you."

Steve shrugged. "Seems unlikely."

Robin rolled her eyes. "What'd he say to you?"

"He just asked what my favorite soap was, which one smelled best to me."

She poked a finger into his chest. "So he could use it, and smell good to you!" she crowed triumphantly. "He's into you, dingus."

"Doesn't really matter," Steve insisted. "I don't even know his name. I'll probably never see him again."

But Steve did see him again. He came in every evening for the next few days - for hairspray, gum, and shampoo. Each time, he asked Steve what his favorite was. Robin was having a field day with the whole situation. Steve was starting to think she might be right about the man being into him, as weird as that seemed.

Friday was Steve's day off. He wondered if the guy was gonna go to the store, and if he did, what he'd think when Steve wasn't there. Robin was off, too, and Steve could only imagine how confused Dave would be by the guy.

He went in for his shift on Saturday wondering if the guy would still come, or if he would be put off by Steve's absence the day before. Every time the doors swooshed open Steve felt a little rush of anticipation, only to have it crushed when someone who wasn't the guy walked through the door.

Finally, toward the end of his shift, Steve caught sight of the blond man walking through the doors. He grinned when he saw Steve at the register, going straight over to him.

"Missed you yesterday, Steve. That other guy wasn't nearly as… helpful." He said the last word like he wanted to put a different adjective there.

"What can I help you find today?" Steve asked.

The man looked thoughtful for a moment, like he was deliberating something. "Condoms," he finally said.

Steve felt a little thrill run through his belly. "We keep them behind the counter here," Steve explained, turning away. "Do you have a brand preference?"

"Whatever's on the lowest shelf." That meant Steve had to bend all the way over, giving the guy a real eyeful of his ass.

Steve turned when he was done, placing the condoms on the counter. The man looked at them then glanced up with a wicked grin on his face. "You have those in extra large?"

Steve couldn't resist the urge to roll his eyes this time. "Really?" he asked.

"Really," the guy insisted. "Sometimes even the extra large doesn't fit."

Steve snorted a laugh, and screwed up his courage. "Look, man. Do you want my number?"

The man grinned even wider. "Absolutely."

Steve scrawled his number on the back of an old receipt. The man grabbed for it but Steve held it back. "Wait. What's your name?"

"Billy," he replied.

Steve relinquished the receipt. Billy turned to leave. "Aren't you gonna buy the condoms?" Steve asked, perplexed.

Billy looked back over his shoulder at him. "Oh, no. I've got plenty at home. I got what I came for." He held up the receipt with Steve's number on it, then left the store, calling "talk to you soon" back over his shoulder.