#Headcanon Dump

[zucchinitart]

skinty LJ 💕

finally gonna make a ref sheet for this man!! repurposing an old sketch cuz I still generally agree with the design…I actually intended to render that old sketch but never did 😭

now here’s some never-before-revealed lore and headcanons!! (this all takes place in a story I’ve never created except in my head 💀 also some have been told, I’m just reiterating them):

-This is how LJ generally looks between the years 1817 to 1886. He was “born” in 1803, stayed with Isaac for one year, got stuck in the box for 13 years, and only started wearing bandages in 1817 once he became a target to the public. As he started getting more wounds, he found out that they would open up easily and opted to wear bandages most of the time.

-He can’t eat as he lacks a digestive system. Instead, he feeds on human interaction. The more positive the interaction, the better it is for him. Because he had such a poor relationship with humans during these years, he ends up looking starved. He’s quite weak in this state, and the only thing keeping him alive is his wit and his sharp nails for weapons.

-His limbs are black right above the connection of his joints (knees and elbows). The rest of his skin is white.

-His hair would be naturally curly, but due to improper care and the long length dragging it down, it ends up looking wavy and sometimes even straight, albeit very frizzy and/or greasy.

-In 1886, that’s when LJ and Lillian first meet (omg OC and canon??? gross 😰🤢). They create a pact, and he starts getting more positive interaction with humans. As he gets more “sustenance,” his wounds start to heal properly and he gets stronger. Unfortunately, most of his wounds have scarred over at this point and they remain on his body as it’s now recognized as “healthy” tissue. (Placement of scars will be in another post)

-Lillian is 23 when she first meets LJ.

-Before his strength improved, Lillian could actually beat LJ in an arm wrestling contest!! But after about a few months of being together, that was no longer the case. (Lillian’s ego was a little hurt, but it was inevitable 😞)

-Although it looks like it, he never actually felt starved. He doesn’t experience typical feelings like hunger or fulfillment.

-Sadly, he’ll never retain his curl pattern. Lillian tries very hard to get it back as she has her own experience with her hair, but she can never get more than a few curls on his head. She gives up at some point and just accepts his wavy/straight hair as is. LJ truly doesn’t care either way. If he had his way, he’d probably forget and never wash it again.

-the dickless look is on purpose!!! No reproductive system means no dick!! Yippee, no nsfw 🤗 Unless I feel freaky, which will most definitely happen…so if you ever see him with a dick, it’s just for my own nefarious purposes 😞

-When Lillian first found out how old LJ was, she said “wow, you could be my grandpa….” LJ didn’t take too kindly to that and scolded her like a grandpa.

-His body stopped aging once Isaac died. In this version, Isaac dies at the age of 21. LJ is physically around 5 years older than Isaac, so his physical age is stuck at around 26 (but it’s not rlly trustworthy as his body isn’t comparable to a typical human’s…I’d say it’s probably between 25-35 though)

I want to get into so much lore, but I wanna save it for when I draw a comic or something. Ty for reading if you read this far!! 💕

[dontworryihaveyourblorbos]

Trolls headcanon dump!

- Bruce absolutely teaches JD and Viva how to surf, everyone else wants to just chill at the beach

- Floyd’s favorite color is actually red, not because of love, but because it’s powerful

- JD craves touch because he’s touch starved, but gets easily overwhelmed even if he initiates it, and has to take breaks. He hates it.

- Poppy heard Floyd stick up for himself once and immediately copied him and used his example to help train herself to stop people pleasing so much as a queen

- Clay went through Gristle’s tax files and found his records impeccable, Gristle stayed on top of all his finances, whether through delegation or by himself, Clay will never know

- Branch loves to fall asleep to music when he’s not having a sleepover with Poppy. Either sad songs or alternative music is his favorite for bedtime

- Bruce loves bragging about his brothers to his kids, so they all knew his brother’s names even though they’d never met their uncles yet

- JD spoils the fuck out of his niece, and Branch teaches her self defense

- Floyd and Poppy are besties, they have spa nights with Smidge and Guy Diamond and they all spill tea and drop lore until the wee hours of the morning

- JD is the type of guy to see one of his bros Just Sitting There and say 🫵 cmere and give them a full chiropractic adjustment. He learned it from some country trolls during his wandering years

- Floyd met quite a bit of people during his solo career, but didn’t have any close friends or band mates. When he sees someone he knows, they’re secretly really happy for him, because he’s back with his little brother whom he talked so much about.

- Branch learns how to braid hair so he can do it back to Viva, and surprises Poppy by braiding her hair one day. She is amazed and so proud.

- Clay likes techno music because the sounds remind him of math and numbers, with their electronic and patterned sounds

- Bruce steals JD’s recipes and adds some to his restaurant menu, and they become very popular

- Floyd mentions offhand to Poppy that he enjoys having a skincare routine but hasn’t been able to do it in awhile, so she grabs products from every tribe and makes a gift basket for him and he almost cries

[mohgreal]

mohg & his dynasty followers / nobles headcanon dump ... (no warning i think)

the mohgwyn nobles are actually very fragile. they bleed easily, and some of them even have hemophilia. varre usually has to patch them up, but sometimes they die.

pureblood knights aren't as fragile, but they are offense over defense usually. heavy bleed proc spamming type thing, yk?

the albanurics are like little animals. they squeak sometimes. also very squishy. mohg uses them as stress balls sometimes. (lmao)

it's normal to eat grilled lamb; considered cultural in the dynasty.

his higher cultists call him "luminary mohg" and the lower ones call him "mohg, lord of blood". (probably not true but it's true in my eyes okay)

mohg isn't very good at flying, actually. he had to train for a bit, because he used to keep crashing into walls. during his fight he doesn't do anything too bombastic so he doesn't embraces himself (again.)

yes, they drink blood. they're also cannibals probably.

anyone connected to the mohgwyn dynasty can "transport" through pools of blood. (may be canon)

people in the mohgwyn dynasty are pale, due to the constant blood loss.

mohg usually tries to speak formally, but sometimes he slips up and uses lands between slang

the fancy clothing was done by varre himself! he's very proud

mohg aside from the miquella obsession, also has a semi-obsession with the idea of having a family. morgott doesn't talk to him anymore, and the idea of having a parent doesn't appeal anymore, so he instead treats his followers as if they were his children in the same way dynasty leaders do

mohg has anger issues. he has killed a noble or two when they mess up...rip

mohg also likes eating meat. fruit is okay, but he doesn't like vegetables at all.

the slave merchant is used like a therapist to all the nobles down in the cave. they vent to him about mohg being too obsessed with miquella and not reading them a bedtime story before bed :(

(the slave merchant is traumatised for life)

[rainbowdelicgalore]

Spy Headcanon 2/???

He has a Rule that You Cannot Have Him Make Any Decisions or Ask Him Permission for ANYTHING Right After He Wakes Up, You Would Need to Wait at Least an Hour Until He is Fully Awake Enough to be at Full Mental Capacity

This is Because He Will Say Yes to Any and Everything You Ask Him If You Do So if He's Still Not Fully Awake/Just Woken Up (Basically, In his Sleepy Mind, Saying Yes Makes People Go Away and Shut Up Faster)

The Worst of These Incidents was When Demoman Asked Spy Just as The Masked Man Woke Up One Morning If He Could ""Take a Couple" of His 1962 Château Matador and Other Rare and Expensive Wines and Spy Had Said "Go Ahead, I Don't Care"

WORST MISTAKE OF SPY'S LIFE

When Spy Had Fully Woken Up an Hour Later, He Came to See That His Wine Cabinet was Ram Shacked and All His Wine Pretty Much was Consumed by Demo and the Rest of the Team

Now It's a "Funny Story" That The Mercs (Esp Demo, Soldier, and Scout) Love to Tell Each Other When Feeling Nostalgic, Spy is Utterly Ashamed and Embarrassed About It!

Moral of the Story: Don't Let a Half Asleep/Not Fully Awake Spy Make ANY Kind of Decisions EVER!

[walnut-tries-too-hard]

Session 6 double up info dump

Ok, so I'm obsessed with this idea. So it's time to share all of my thoughts on this headcannon.

There was a lot of panic, naturally. For one second, they're humans. The next, they're all knew hybrids.

Grian

-Grian had no idea that people's hybrid traits would be affected by the wild card.

-He knew that the animals would all be swapped but, when everything died, Skizz and Scar started freaking the fuck out because Grian all of a sudden didn't have wings.

-There were they dots, and then boom. He's a creeper like Doc.

-How Doc never exploded was an absolute mystery. Just the stress of Skizz and Scar alone nearly made him explode.

Renchanting

-Ren didn't immediately notice that he wasn't a dog. It was after Martyn started to freak tf out that he realized his hearing was VERY different. And he didn't have a tail.

-That was a fairly easy adjustment aside from this new strange instinct to fly??

-For Martyn, he suddenly had to keep himself very chill, lest he burn down their base. Again.

-Everytime Ren was a different hybrid he changed up his full title. Rather than Rendog; there was Renmoth, Rensheep/Renram, Renbird...ect.

-Those are actually all the differnent versions of Ren I went through trying to draw him.

-Martyn spent a lot of time with Tango trying to figure out how to handle the fire.

General/misc.

-Scott went from creaking, to human, to siren. Lovely whiplash. No flashbacks to limited life, what do you mean?

-Tango was struggling the whole session. He was already cold in the overworld but that was helped with jackets and all that. Now he was physically cold and he didn't know how to fix it. Why were overworlders so cold?!

-All of the lifers were used to being red with their typical hybrid traits. The red lives were a little more out of control than usual.

-Many people, such as Tango had to get used to not having a tail. His balance wasn't as bad as say...Impulse. He's a big guy, who'd depending on his tail far more than he thought.

-The very first change up Cleo got was being a dog. I guess you could say...DoggyCleo? (I'll see my way out). Scott jumped at the image of them as a human, as is. As a dog like Ren? Yeah, that was a surprise.

-Joel was just chilling then there was a poof around him and his ogre traits were gone. Not like he noticed. His wolves were dead.

-It was the same case for Bdubs. He was more focused on his horse. three dots and then it felt wrong to be in the sun. It even hurt a little bit. It took Joel looking over to realize he was looking at a phantom hybrid.

-People were willing to help each other to understand being a certain type of hybrid, like I said with Tango helping Martyn, and Scar definitely giving helpful advice to Joel.

-Sheep Ren at some point got stuck with goat Scar and bull Bdubs. They couldn't help from bonking into each other. Explained Zed, Beef, and Doc.

I'm obsessed with this idea, if you can't believe it.

Feel free to leave questions or request about this

[luv-n-chaos]

Sonic Headcanon

Amy doesn't actually need inhibitor rings, she wears them because she just thinks they look pretty.

[stars4krios]

Taking, yet another, 180 on what I'm yapping about on my blog to bring you:

Dear Headcannons!!

Office Siren Dear

Second oldest in the damn crew (Gav is the oldest & 34) at 32

When they left their old school like at least 10 of their students cried

They cried in their car on the way home after their last day

I am a "Dear is Kody's older sibling & he's been long dead to them" truther

Didn't know exactly who Kody did it to until FL told them

They found him and beat his ass (again) after

The only one Damien let's in the kitchen with him

That one sarcastic ass teacher everyone loves

Is secretly obsessed with sharks (they have what is basically a shark shrine in their house)

Is either dressed to the 9s or is in the stupidest shirt with the most hideous print pants known to man, there's no in between

Can, has, and will pick up Lasko bridal style

Took Lasko/poly DAMN crew to an underwater cave as a date once

Has an IKEA shark that ends up in damn near every cuddle pile the damn crew has

Will argue for hours about how water tastes like something and that there are different tastes

Would be a professional diver if they weren't a professor

Wears glasses even though they can see almost perfectly fine without them

[cornerfluff]

Tsams Og Moon/Moon headcanon dump because I love him ~~~

Just a bunch of personal headcanons for a silly guy.

- After the whole Nexus attack, he is pretty off balance by his motherboard being so heavy. Sooooo, he uses a cane to help with balance! I think it would have a crescent moon on the top and stars and constellations carved into the body of it! (And perhaps initials carved by each family member somewhere on it 👀) ~🌙⭐

- What if his eyes turn yellow sometimes? I headcanon that to be their default color before killcode happened 🤔

- Me when robot purr. As a built in way for him to calm kids since he was originally the naptime fella, he can rumble his engine in a way that sounds like purring? He doesn't do it often or infront anyone other than Sun or MAYBE Dazzle

- Bro definitely has multiple of the same black sweater he wears. All identical.

- He spends free time when hes not home hanging out with Molten (pls tsams you gotta let them interact more 🙏)

- He is completely silent on his feet. Like, he will walk into a room and you will have no idea he is there until he scares the life out of you by commenting on something. Thanks to this, Sun sewed bells onto his hat and clothes so now you can hear him coming a mile away

- He's willing to try any food but struggles with texture a good bit. (Maybe I'm just projecting)

- He likes Classical music and DUBSTEP. That or anything that has a lot of synth/electric synth. (Also totally not me projecting on that last bit)

- After stress making those figures of his fam, sometimes he goes and places them in the respective family members rooms to where they are staring at them when in bed. He does it to creep them out as a joke and hopes they now understand how he feels when around dolls/mannequins 😈

- On the lower half of his frame (what is technically his 'stomach' and upper back/shoulder blades, he has very faint etchings of the stars and constellations that are impressively accurate to the actual night sky layout! They are kinda like freckles

(I'll add more if I think up more)

[fitzs-space]

Somehow, and hell If I could tell you how the soggy sack of a guy that is Tango somehow has managed to never technically lose any of his time. Sure he'd been killed twice, so -2 hours there, but with both boggie kills he got that time right back [think he also has an extra 30 minuets due to some miscredited kill, unless if they fixed that]. Somehow he has managed to be one of the players with the most time on his hands.

But we know the narrative that follows Tango, right. Just constantly dying in the most insignificant way, just a footnote for the rest of the carnage. So it would be fitting for his win to be just as insignificant.

If Tango wins it will be because everyone else's time just ran out first. His win wouldn't be something gained through a final fight, or a gift of thanks, It would just be from not managing to die first.

[rabidrabbit10]

A list of some of my TTS/VAT7K Headcanons!

Nuru makes all of Team Radical have a fire drill twice every month. She’ll have them evacuate the caravan and all.

During one of these fire drills, Nuru had been distracted with Hugo, trying to get him to comply with the evacuation procedure she’d created and hadn’t been paying attention to Varian or Yong. Eventually she started smelling smoke. That was when she stepped outside of the caravan and found Yong proudly standing beside a flaming garbage can while Varian yelled at him.

Rapunzel sings “You Are My Sunshine” to herself when she’s stressed out.

She will also sing it to people who are stressed out or upset to calm them down, if they’ll let her.

Varian doesn’t like being cold. He likes to dress in layers to avoid it.

Lance likes to cook. He likes to ask people to try his recipes. Most of them are pretty good. Some of them can be a bit odd though. One of his weirdest recipes was raisins on pizza. He made Eugene try it with him. Lance ended up hating it, but Eugene actually liked it.

Cassandra found a Doberman Pinscher. The dog was weak and injured when she found her. She had been attacked by something, but whatever had done it had left the area. She looked emaciated too. Cassandra really didn’t think the dog would make it because of how bad her wounds looked. She decided to try and make her final hours more comfortable. She bandaged up her wounds, fed her and gave her some water. She expected her new friend to be dead by morning, so you can imagine how shocked she was to see that her friend was not only alive, but had managed to stand up and walk over to her. As it turns out, the dog’s wounds looked worse than they actually had been. The real reason she was so weak was because she had been starving. She started making improvements because Cassandra had been feeding her. The dog ended up not wanting to leave Cassandra and joined her on her journey. Cassandra named her Clove. Clove may seem intimidating, but she’s actually a big old softie, who seems to think she’s a cat. She’ll swat at people with her paws, chase red pointer lights etc. Owl was afraid of her at first, but he grew fond of her over time. Clove is definitely a little eccentric, but she’s makes for good company.

Eugene has met Clove and actually gets along with her, much to Cassandra’s annoyance. Eugene likes to shine a red pointer light on things and let Clove chase it. He’s been training her to respond to certain commands. He’s taught her to sit and stay, but he also gave her an attack command. That command is Shrek.

Ruddiger liked to pick on Hugo for a while. He didn’t have a particular reason for it, he just did. He’d take his food, rip up his things etc. He eventually just got bored of bothering Hugo and went back to picking on Prometheus.

Rapunzel gave Varian a frying pan before he left for his journey. Varian has bashed several people over the head with it. He’ll also use it to cook with too.

About nine years before Eugene met Rapunzel, he and Lance were in Ingvarr, attempting to rob some extremely wealthy dude’s mansion. They watched him leave his mansion, waited for about twenty minutes just to be safe, and then they struck. When they gained entry though, it was obvious the place had already been robbed. There was practically nothing to take. They stepped outside the mansion and waited, hoping to see if they could catch the culprit and take what they had stolen for themselves. Lo and behold, the back door opens and out walks a little boy with blonde hair, carrying a bunch of presumably stolen items. Eugene and Lance didn’t want to get into a fight with a child. For all they knew, he was an orphan who was just trying to get enough money to pay for a meal, just like them when they were younger. They decided to just cut their losses and leave, leaving the little boy with his riches. The boy they saw was Hugo.

[nomatopeya]

Dumping the headcanon brainrot here

[wolfboy-himbo]

Grayson x Cassandra Kirraman headcanon post for the masses

Simply because I can

of course, this is completely sfw, there may be a mention of arranged marriage if that makes anyone uncomfortable ^^

Grayson met Cassandra when she was around Caitlyn's age

Grayson, the newest enforcer to join the force at the time, was assigned to stand guard during a trade deal the Kirraman family was doing.

The whole thing was rumored to be a setup in order to harm the Kirraman family, but none of the Enforcers (or anyone in general) really took these rumors seriously. They sent a newbie mostly to ease the minds of the worried Kirraman family.

The trade deal had, in fact, been a setup. They were ambushed, but within minutes the attackers were subdued by Grayson. This is both when she gained respect in her field, and when Cassandra and Grayson became friends.

Cassandra had feelings for Grayson before even meeting Tobias.

After the attack, Cassandra made sure that any time she could, she requested her guard be Grayson.

Grayson was, of course, oblivious to the fact Cassandra did this out of fondness of her, and took this mostly as Cassandra feeling safe around her. The two had a strictly business relationship for a very long time, though slowly Grayson began to warm up to Cassandra and the two would go out for drinks once and a while.

Little did Grayson know, Cassandra had been pining for over a year at that point.

Unfortunately for our dykenamic duo, Cassandra was set to be wed off.

Luckily for them however, the man she was set to marry happened to be also a bit.. queer.. yk..

The arranged marriage set by the Kirraman family came out of the blue, really. But, after meeting Tobias and seeing that he too wasn't a fan of the situation, the two actually became close.

Though Cassandra was still very much in love with Grayson, she married Tobias and produced an heir. After this, the two simply settled down and lived together peacefully.

After less than a year of marrying, the two sort of unceremoniously came out to each other as being bi, and agreed to open their marriage.

Tobias dated around, but Cassandra had only one person in mind.

Cassandra confessed to Grayson in their garden, under the same tree she sat with Caitlyn at, and the two began a secret relationship

Caitlyn didn't even know the two were together until after they both passed, and her father told her.

Grayson and Cassandra even had a sort of mock wedding, which Tobias helped plan, and Cassandra wore a second wedding band.

Tobias lesbian supporter canon, he loved Grayson very dearly and supported his wife and her wife wholeheartedly.

Also feel like adding this here I headcanon Grayson as a Zaunite who managed to crawl her way up, which is why she was so caring for the undercity and befriended Vander.

- - - okay here's your fluff - - -

Despite having to keep their relationship secret, Grayson spent most of her nights in the Kirraman manor. Cassandra and Tobias liked having separate rooms anyway, so Grayson got to cuddle her wife all night

Grayson is the big spoon most of the time, Cassandra loves the feeling of big strong arms around her and Grayson likes smelling Cassandra's hair.

When Caitlyn was born, Grayson was one of the few people allowed to hold her. Caitlyn immediately attached to Grayson, and Grayson would often play with her on her days off. Caitlyn often called her "mama Grey" as a child

Cassandra often stole Grayson's clothes for the nights Grayson couldn't be at the manor. She'd use them as pillow cases or sleep in them. She especially liked swiping enforcer uniforms, as Grayson sweated in them, so they smelled more like her

Grayson always gave Cassandra massages and did her hair every single night, without fail, both as a way of comforting her and as self care.

Cassandra also occasionally gave Grayson massages, as work gave her sore muscles, but Grayson had to be coaxed into taking them. Girl does NOT like the idea being cared for, as she sees herself as strong and unbreakable.

Grayson being from Zaun was one of the biggest reasons Cassandra created the air filtration system. Grayson even brought Cassandra to Zaun once or twice to let her see for herself. "The people of the undercity deserve to breathe" was actually something Grayson said to Cassandra, which stuck with her.

- - - and a few angst as a treat - - -

Cassandra was crushed when Grayson died, and spent months in mourning. She was the one who chose Marcus as her predecessor, as she knew how much Grayson cared for him.

Cassandra let Caitlyn keep Vi around for as long as she did because Vi reminded her of Grayson, and reminded her Zaunites were in fact not to blame for Grayson's death.

When Cassandra died Tobias requested her to be buried next to Grayson. She was buried with both rings on.

[gabbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

♠️🃏Unlikely/“The Nightmare Clown” headcanons!!🃏♠️

- he/it, or any prns. doesn’t necessarily have a solid gender, but is masc leaning

- 9’11, bro is TALLLLL. Third tallest in the Astral Circle!! (Behind Chaugnar Faugn and Zoth Ommog)

- Unlabeled, can’t really grasp the concept of sexuality/romantic orientation. He just goes to go, a little bit of this and that if you will

- Probably a few centuries old, may or may not have started out as an imaginary friend/muse. Feeds off of the sorrows and trauma of people + even picks up on their features and whatnot, depending on how strong their trauma is. (Cough cough. Henry. Cough)

- Extroverted, Loud, Hotheaded, and Mean. Can and will bully you. Beware

- Specializes in puppetry. Can take any living/nonliving thing, and control it to his very liking. He doesn’t do this too much, since he either forgets his own powers, or he just doesn’t want to

- Telekinetic (explanation for how he “clears the table” in Nightmare mode)

- Can teleport, and track people down, psychologically. Once he’s in your dream—more specifically, once you get that damned paper the man in the clown mask (who is his right hand man and employee) gives you, you can’t get him away from you. unless you beat him in one of his harder games. Living in your head rent free, quite literally

- HHHATES people who cheat in games. The second you try any of the ol’ tricks in the book on him, he will smack you and your deck so hard you’ll be halfway to Albuquerque. Except for himself.

- Will sometimes cheat against his opponents in games, but won’t let vice versa happen. Ever. #sorelosercore

- the last person who had cheated against him in one of his games was never heard from or seen again. “died of mysterious circumstances” they said.

- Doesn’t like humans very much. With the exception of like, Chester Titor, a little bit, and “Anon” (my placeholder name for the Mask Clown)…unless you’re regarding their taste and texture, and occasional wits

- Wouldn’t hurt a child, even if one encounters him in a dream. Will probably just scare them off and make them wake up at best.

- Truly Innocent folks are a bit on thin ice—he will He plays easier games with them, but treats them similarly to how he does the average person, albeit goes a bit softer on them

- His nose isn’t the only thing that can honk when pressed. Almost every other part of him can!! Some honk louder or softer, deeper or higher, than other parts. He can even make himself honk inside out. There’s absolutely no explanation for this

- Self aware

- The front pocket on Unlikely’s overalls leads to a bottomless pit/void, anything *he* wants can be physically manifested in there, albeit it’ll end up coming out looking really colorful and vibrant!! Pocket dimension, literally

- It can also transform into a little mouth! The tummy mouth can indeed speak. But. Unlikely doesn’t let it. 90% of the time it just starts insulting him and he has to go shut it up repetitively punching himself in the gut until the mouth shuts itself up, and reverts back into a pocket

Note: this *only* occurs when he wears his signature fit, or if he’s wearing overalls with a visible front pocket

- He can create sentient Balloon animals. 9/10 times it’ll become violent/display rabid behavior (if it’s an animal). He can also create. Whatever. This man can whip out a balloon Chutulu if he wanted to (they can all be popped with a sharp surface despite their power so..)

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- Yk the black liquid that leaks from his face when he loses in Unlikely? Yeah, that liquid can come out whenever he’s either: shaken at a fast/violent rate. In that case, He doesn’t care too much—or if he feels overwhelmed by something, such as a loss in a game. He’s a VERY BAD SORE LOSER, and probably a worse sore winner because he uh. quite literally eats you. Yeah.

- Uses Petnames on everyone. Especially “Darlin’”… will give you a specific pet name if he’s close enough with you/considers you a friend

- Friends with most of the Nightmares, despite not being present in the circle—he does his own little thing w/ the other “special” nightmares (Evil Chester, Peach, Xuchilbara, Triad (Mask ghost))

- Can go into the ‘mortal realm’ for a Short amount of time, can only be summoned by “Anon” (Mask Clown), via the Clown mask that he carries around.

- Has an older sister named “The Fever Dream Jester”, who is just him, but significantly more serious, wiser, and plays much harder (and timed) games. They do not get along with each other + she teases him a lot, which causes him to get riled up and throw tantrums. Why and how this thing has an older sister, let alone a biological relative is. Beyond comprehension but. He does!!

- Has some very deadpan humor for a clown, despite his peppy and loud attitude. Specializes in dark humor (the actually funny kind, not…y’know)

- Can and will go in drag sometimes. “B-but it’s the 1950s! Drag wasn’t accepted back then!” AHT AHT AH A A SHHHHHHH!!!!!! THAT MAN WILL PUT ON MAKEUP AND A PRETTY LIL DRESS AND THATS FINALLL.

- Can summon small things out of thin air..funny magic man

- Can, and probs will eat ANYTHING you give him, edible, inedible…but only under the circumstance that it tastes good to him. he doesn’t really have a digestive system or…y’know. Any organs. At all. So nothing can actually damage him, not even poison. Below the head, He’s just a vessel full of weird trippy Black goop n that’s really it.

- HOWEVER. Beating him in one of his harder games can greatly weaken/stun him, as shown in the ending of the game ‘Unlikely’ itself, if you win all 5 rounds.

- will never ever ever leave leftovers. Once he finds something (more accurately someONE) he likes the taste of, he just. Downs it.

- Doesn’t eat doppels. He doesn’t like their taste very much (too sour, rough skin), much prefers the real deal

- Once owned a clown car. He crashed it somewhere almost immediately after getting it + he doesn’t have a license

- Cannot cook at ALL. He prefers raw over cooked anyway + he’d probably blow the kitchen to smithereens the second you turn your back on him. He likes it when people cook for him though. ups his ego and appetite a notch

- Can sometimes levitate, but only up a short distance above ground level. He usually does this when he gets tired of walking

- Can change bits of his physical appearance to screw with people, (ex. His eyes and teeth). Will occasionally pretend to be a doppel of himself to rile folks up. Nearly got exiled from the Astral Circle for that.

- Despite his love for meat and all things carnage and bloodshed, he’s got a sweet tooth there as well, he likes cake !! (He will get “Anon” to summon his big self into the mortal realm and break into a bakery just for some grub be so fr rn)

- Has a true/“base” form that is just a giant, black goop monster with colorful eyes all over,, and some teeth. Nobody has seen this form aside from himself

- Can hypnotize, albeit for a few minutes up to an hour. He only does this to toy with his vicitms during games (hypnotizing into getting them to lose/get distracted), or for fun.

- Probably considered a marysue at this point

- Can do eye imagery, but exclusively Card suite symbols (Hearts, Clubs, Spades, and Diamonds), each representing a specific mood of his, specifically when playing a game. Examples!!

- He can materialize confetti and balloons out of thin air, usually setting as distractions

- Voice HC: DJ Grooves (A Hat In Time)

[phightinghottakes]

you wanted headcannons? Alr, here's some deity ones;

The deities can control multiple phenomena, such as Windforce controlling the weather (occasionally influenced by emotions), Firebrand controlling the sun and/or warmer seasons, Icedagger controlling the moon and/or colder seasons, Venomshank controlling decay and disease, Darkheart controlling misfortune, and Ghostwalker controlling life and death.

Illumina is special with the phenomenons he controls, as it always seems to fluctuate. Most people tend to associate him with magic and mystery though (plus northern lights).

I sure do love me some funny magical powers

[rainbowdelicgalore]

Guys, y'all have NO FRICKIN IDEA how badly I want this lil lankly shit of a kid to have had a hippie phase in his teen years

I really love the idea of Chucky in his teen years presenting an optimistic demeanor and approach to life (much like Peter Pan lol) to cope with the hardships of being a runaway foster kid at 14-15 instead of pessimism which only really started bubbling up once he was in his 20s

PLUS LOOK AT THAT FRICKIN HIPPIE NECKLACE GOD!!!!!

[fennecfiree]

Craig has a big ass forehead

Clyde is scared of skibidi toilet

Red is an art kid

Tweek needs a nightlight to sleep

Cartman is constantly singing for no reason.

Craig uses tumblr

Kyle has one, very simple word that he cannot figure out how to pronounce.

Tweek has insomnia

Kyle is oblivious to any and all romantic interest someone may show him.

Butters hates crabs

Kyle breaks through Stans window randomly at 3am when hes bored

Stan likes making kyle laugh

Jimmy loves sonic

Butters is a horrible liar.

Wendy is a cat person.

Bebe steals other peoples clothes.

Mr garrison is not good with social cues.

Cartman reads ao3.

Heidi is afraid of doing anything without other peoples permission.

Clyde speaks only in meme references.

most of these are from this website