#He's somewhere on the spectrum

[afamiliar-presence]

My aroace ass nodding along as my friend talks about romance (I am NOT paying attention):

[ultraviolet-explosion]

Babyboy we are all asking that question.

[kittykatninja321]

Post-Flashpoint comics have been trying to push the idea of Jason as a ladies man and each time I have just not been convinced I say this with all the love in my heart I will concede to the fact that Jason Todd has had sex maybe 3 times. If I’m being generous

[madnessmelody]

Okay so! Introducing my Madcom oc, my favorite boi

Saint-Just !

Or just call him Saint. A reformed criminal; Now a Mercenary who's good with snipers, hyperfixiated on guns, and has a special interest for arachnids. He currently owns 3 tarantulas and 2 spiders. He's a bit of a petty anti-social jerk, but behind closed doors he is vulnerable to his pets, loving to tend to his spidies like they're his kids and baby talks to them often.

[howlsofbloodhounds]

Just had the thought that color probably would not tell the first killer much about the epic sanses or the abyss team at first, like, in the first few years. Specifically due to Stage 2.

Even when Killer breaking and entering into Color’s apartment when he’s gone eventually becomes obvious and Killer starts showing up unexpectedly and uninvited but when colors there now (stalking ass), he still doesn’t know where color actually lives.

He can guess it’s the omega timeline, possibly. imagine the mind games these two play, killer subtly trying to gain trust and fish for information that could be useful to him or to nightmare, color trying to help and get to know (and get through to) killer while trying to avoid giving anything away.

anyway color being aware he’s taking a dangerous risk with someone like killer and deciding to be smart about it. hiding information on the souls, core frisk, the omega timeline, his friends and their locations—until he’s certain he can actually trust stage 2 with this information. Encouraged by killer in Stage 1 as well.

he will probably reasonably keep someone in the omega timeline updated and aware of his going ons, likely epic and delta, just in case something ever happens to him. but I doubt he’d allow them to visit his apartments out somewhere in various aus. he doesn’t need killer (and by extension nightmare) knowing their names or what they look like, or leaving stuff around for killer to see and find in his apartment.

[dropletsofraine]

I’m on the aroace cole agenda now sorry not sorry

[rebuke-me]

the pilot program are all autistic in this essay i will

[kazbrekkerfast]

Ok but did Alice oseman literally have a telescope into my SKULL when making Isaac because HOLY FUCK HE IS LITERALLY ME like yes I love romance films and books and I’m super invested in the romance lives of my friends and want all the romance for them but the minute it comes to me I’m just like NOPE NOT FOR ME

[letthesunshinein]

I’m sure people have done alignment charts for the raven cycle but I’ve been thinking a lot about adam as chaotic neutral. like there’s a line in trk where he says he doesn’t take sides (and then proceeds to take sides) and he actually takes sides a lot, but he doesn’t take sides between ronan and gansey bc he likes one better than the other (he is loyal to them both) but instead he takes sides because his opinions of right vs wrong are entirely his own. anyways here are my thoughts:

adam: chaotic neutral

ronan: chaotic good

gansey: true neutral

blue: neutral good

[canisalbus]

What's Machete's sexuality? Is he bisexual? 💙💜💗

He's homoromantic demi or something along those lines.

[swan2swan]

Timely reminder that Grimmjow is, in fact, a Vasto Lorde.

We never saw his pre-Arrancar form, but the whole conclusion of his backstory was his men allowing him to tear a piece of themselves off so he could reach the final stage. That's where his mane and spikes came from.

[ultraviolet-explosion]

Rick and Morty going to an alternate dimension where Jessica is a guy named Jessie, and Morty immediately knows who he is as his heart pounds faster.

[deerteatime]

here he is, finished at last!! this ref took me 5fucking ever. my beautiful, horrible son. casual ref and bonus music under the cut :3

click for better quality!

[b33t-r00t]

I finally did it. Full body references of all my OCs, here in one place for your enjoyment~

[omegalawliet]

I like how L is basically admitting to watching porn before here, but I had completely overlooked/forgotten about it

[mariyekos]

Crack fic idea: POV of a police officer chasing a robbery suspect who ends up running into DMC to escape/grab a hostage. When the officer opens the door, he finds the suspect standing frozen in the middle of the room, because on the opposite end by the desk, an angry Vergil's standing there stabbing a surprised Dante. This stabbing pretty obviously happened before the robber showed up. It's only through the hand, but the one guy is holding a whole giant samurai sword, the guy getting stabbed has a gun in his free hand, and there's kind of a lot of blood.

The other officer comes in after POV guy. Officer 2 looks over the scene, then starts to arrest the suspect who's still so shocked he doesn't really fight the handcuffs. Once the suspect is cuffed, Officer 2 starts to walk him through the door and tells POV Officer it's time to go. POV Officer is confused, because uh, sir, there's some pretty severe domestic violence going on and he doesn't know if that gun's registered, and even if they ignore all the normal police/violence/safety issues shouldn't they call some EMTs??? Or at least ask the guy getting stabbed if he's okay???? (To which Dante calls out "oh yeah I'm good!" confusing poor POV officer further)

Officer 2 just frowns and shakes his head. "No, they've got this. Right Dante?" To which Dante cheerfully replies with some small talk that makes it obvious he and Officer 2 are acquainted. Vergil gets tired of the small talk and rips the Yamato out of Dante's hand, walking upstairs. And when POV Officer starts to ask something else, Dante basically just waves him off with some sort of comment about how Vergil's just grumpy, honestly Dante kind of deserved that one, he'll admit he was being a bit pushy. And then waves goodbye when Officer 2 says they really need to get back go the station and book the suspect.

As they leave, POV Officer asks what's going on. Officer 2 basically just tells him not to worry, and not to write it in the report. That's just Dante. Dante tries to keep clear of the police, the police try to keep clear of Dante, and everyone's happy. He's helped out on a handful of cases when he just so happened to be in the area, he's gotten accused of some property damage a few times, it all evens out. You just don't mention Dante. City Police actually have a code for it, if they ever absolutely have to. But today they don't, so they won't. They caught the suspect. That's that. The suspect ran into one of the many abandoned buildings in the area and they caught him. Nothing else of note.

Oh, and if POV Officer is worried about the hand, he shouldn't be. The police here have known demons were real for years before Redgrave, and they're pretty sure Dante's one of the nice ones. When he says he'll be fine, hell be fine. Officer 2 has some good stories about him getting shot in the chest and getting tight bacm up, actually...

...

And so a crazy day comes to an end. The suspect's been caught, the streets are safe, and that's that. Nothing else happened. Nothing at all.

If POV Officer starts sprinting in the opposite direction when he sees a certain tall, white haired, blue eyed, blue wearing man when he's walking down the street later that week, it's for no reason at all.