#He's so boring

[wanderingmind867]

New idea for a comic: Batman's villians are made to perform community service, and actually end up helping people. They begin to be seen as more heroic. They get to take Batman's place as Gotham's Heroes. Honestly, I'd trust them more than Batman. I patently don't trust Batman. I'd trust Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Riddler, Two-Face, etc. I'd trust them more than I'd ever trust Batman, and I want to finally see them get the respect they deserve! They're not evil! They're outcasts! They're misfits! They're more relatable than Batman!

[death-rebirth-senshi]

I hate Radahn so badly

[40292103]

If you have favorite hobbies , what do you do to pass time? Orrr, what would you wanna do ?

u . Uh

i dOn'T KnOw. . . yeT .

*it nervously smiles.*

[kannra21]

Gojo said "women are scary" and then the women in question display the most woman behavior ever 🤷‍♀️ Gojo wtf?

[geroya]

i am NOT kidding though, if annie showed up & was like hi everyone this is my new boyfriend & out came hughie i would have to school my face into neutral so i didnt cringe or something

[gracefullou]

you know what.. that man is actually worse than hrry at this point 🤐

I mean atp no one can take rry's place as the most hated one for me but that man is a close second (if only he had the means to. I think he would be worse than the other one if he he had more clout and power backing him up). Him playing on the fans' gullibility and nostalgia while being the most calculating person ever is very manipulative and disgusting. He's such a hypocrite i hate him.

[itsdabatt]

happy national impersonate your favorite vigilante day to those who celebrate

Part 2

[collaredkittyboy]

[corvid-khaos]

fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life

[julevanwilde]

Uncaring Urudu Facts #18

The only material possessions he bothers with are clothes to wear so he's not naked. That's it. He has no interest in anything else.

[hinamie]

I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite

[phantomrose96]

Thinking about Edward Elric as the Amestrian Military's specialest little unfireable boy

State alchemists can be fired for underperforming. We know this up front from the likes of Shou Tucker. And this makes a ton of sense from the homunculi's standpoint since the state alchemists are sacrifice candidates, and the homunculi would want to cull the weakest candidates and focus only on cultivating the strongest ones who stand the best chance of opening the portal.

........Then there's Edward. Who's already opened the portal.

There's no need to cultivate him. No gamble taken on whether he's good enough to open the portal. He passed the final test already. Graduated 4 semesters early.

And as such, has a free pass to do Absolute Fuck All.

And I'm imagining how funny this is from like an outside perspective.

Some newish state alchemist who'd only ever read up on the stories of Edward Elric, ready and excited to start their career of being paid handsomely with endless freedom to research and travel and do anything they want in the pursuit of science... surprised and confused to find themselves put on probation their first month for things like "ignoring orders." Which is, as best they had thought, a famous Edward Elric pastime.

Roy showing a slight bit of stress about his yearly state alchemist report, and Ed just snorting and rolling his eyes at Roy because every year HE just hastily does his on the train ride over (canon in the manga, a travesty it was left out of the anime) and it gets rubber stamped. Ed not realizing that other alchemists' reports get genuinely scrutinized and torn apart while Ed is free to turn in whatever absolute bullshit he thinks of 36 hours ahead of time. One year his report was about whether alchemy could be done via dance (conclusion: no it can't) and no one cared. Roy WANTS to tell Ed there's some kind of unknown favoritism around Ed making him literally bullet-proof but Roy has no way to phrase this that doesn't sound like he's just in denial and mad at how good Ed's train-reports are.

Guy from the Internal Amestrian Affairs sector who's responsible for auditing other internal military personel for any suspicious activity hitting about 1 million red flags for Edward Elric, issuing a STRONG and URGENT recommendation to suspend the alchemist pending further investigation into things like "literal bunk-buddies with two members of the Xingese royalty (enemy nation)" and "spent $10,000,000 of his stipend on a librarian to make her re-copy (what he seemed to interpret as?) military records in some extremely transparent effort to unearth state secrets (it was a recipe book but he was literally asking her about state secrets)" and "literally has never once obeyed an order, ever, not even once in his career, and is on public record having said 'I do not care about the goals and protections of the Amestrian Military. I am in fact only pursuing my own interests several of which are diametrically opposed to the safety and well-being of the governing body of Amestris'"

The issued recommendation is intercepted before it even reaches its intended desk. President Bradley himself has taken issue with it and denies it before a single set of eyes has seen it. The President's veto stamp is a terrifying hammer, used rarely, and it is now sitting on the auditor's desk.

The auditor sleeps with one eye open from then on out.

[wanologic]

fortunately, or unfortunately, they only see each other like 3 times a year…

[minimanuke]

hes a weirdo S2

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.

We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.

All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.

[im-tempted]

The fact I still talk to an irl even though he doesn't understand why anyone would like cannibalism or devotion