#He's my bf

[zorgishborg]

Everyone can blame @heartofhubris for getting me into outer worlds. Woe, Felix be upon ye

[zmbiesvape]

bf!Kyle spencer headcanons

authors note - sorry this is short, I've been so burnt out :\ warnings - brief, extremely undetailed mention of Kyle's abuse, fluff fluff fluff, terrible writing, not proofread.

bf!Kyle who's basically your personal chef. he's absolutely a stress baker, but he likes to say it's because the way your face lights up always makes him feel better.

bf!Kyle who's super desensitized to violence because of where he grew up, but he's always quick to deescalate situations 9 times out of 10.

bf!Kyle who's super close with your mom, and absolutely crochets with her. one time, while staying with you during Christmas break he drank a little too much champagne and opened up to her about the abuse his own mom had been putting him through.

bf!Kyle who's the epitome of the perfect boyfriend; walks on the road side of the sidewalk, buys you flowers and leaves them on your door with a note, always buys you your favorite coffee while you're studying, buys you boo baskets every year.

bf!Kyle who will always buy you the most random things. if you're out and you mention liking something, he'll absolutely buy it despite your protests. if he sees something that reminds him of you he'll buy it, if he sees something with your name on it he'll buy it. etc etc.

bf!Kyle who sends you pictures of every little thing throughout his day. like, you don't even have to worry about this man. you'll be wondering why he hasn't texted you back and you'll randomly get a picture of him sitting with a cat outside followed by "sorry babe, I saw a cute kitty :p. it kinda looks like you now that I'm thinking about it."

bf!kyle who volunteers at daycares, and is so insanely good with kids. he always gushes over them, because they get so excited whenever they see him. if you two weren't broke college students he'd definitely be thinking about having one of your own.

bf!kyle who scratches his forehead so much he gets pimples, and gets really insecure about it. he thinkings it's totally embarrassing how many times you've had to reassure him that you still think he's attractive.

[dalssaintchristopher]

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[scary-monsters]

*hands you a microphone*

I'd like to hear your diego thoughts if you want to speak

AHHHHH !!!!! the pressure 🧍‍♀️🎙️ i don't think i've talked abt my flavor of modern diego and his backstory on here before... he occupies every inch of my brainspace

so modern diego grew up in manchester, he's an only child, his mom passed away from health problems when he was 13 and his dad is a prick. that's the short version.

he went to all private schools bc he's a Genius tbh, he didn't even have to try that hard to pass every class with perfect grades, so when he goes to university he basically has his choice of whatever school he wants. BUT his dad forces him into law school and diego Hates it, he rebels like crazy in his upper teens and early 20s, eventually he comes to the US to study abroad and changes his major to zoology and after that his dad disowns him and stops financially supporting him fhdsjklghsjklds, but diego is a Fighter so he makes it work anyway and he becomes a herpetologist

also: you can't have diego without horses, so when he was very young his mom had him in horse riding classes but those stopped as soon as she passed :(((( just another reason to hate his dad

[hellspawnmotel]

intimacy between an evil spiteful building-sized supercomputer and the lone scientist left behind after everyone else ditched and forgot about her (in which computer wants to kill scientist really bad but her programming wont let her so she just attempts to make her as miserable as possible instead, which also doesn't work because scientist is a freak)

[rustybutterknife]

Microdosing polyamory by dating a system

[heavenbarnes]

I used to date an older guy (like mid 40s) a few years back and I always got stupidly turned on when he fixed stuff around his house?? Like, he just knew hot to do it and did it. No googling, just him and his tools. Feel like it would fit somewhere in your older bf Simon stuff.

god love a fully capable “fuck it i’ll do it” type of man 🫶🏼

you know that your older bf!simon doesn’t believe in hiring tradespeople for a service.

“why would i pay someone to fuck about in my home?”

“they’re not fucking about, si! they’d be fixing the sink”

“i’ll do it”

you have no doubt that simon was more than capable of fixing things around the house but you also wanted him relaxing when he was home.

turns out he couldn’t relax at the thought of another man doing something for you.

so you let him do it, you threw your hands up and waved your white tea towel in defeat as you heard him banging around in the garage for tools.

hearing the faint sounds of grunting and the occasional swear word coming from the bathroom, you thought it might pay to go and see how he was getting on.

fucking hell.

simon was on his back, arms stretched up above him as his hands dwarfed the pipe they were wrapped around. t-shirt riding up, lines of his stomach leading right to his belt, knees bent and boots firmly planted on the floor, you could honestly just-

“oi, you gonna’ stare or help me?”

now how the fuck?

“your heads in the cupboard, how did you know-“

“i always know where you are, pass me the wrench”

crouching down beside him, you handed it over and stayed down there to watch him work. scarred knuckles wrapped around the handle of the tool, other palm flat against the base of the sink so you could see the veins.

he was something else entirely.

“how d’you know how to do all this?”

“taught m’self, come hold this”

you reached over to replace where his palm was so he could have both hands back. “but why? surely other people don’t learn all this?”

“other people don’t care about their sweet’art not having to lift a finger- move your finger for me”

the more you stretched to hold the sink, the more you felt yourself losing traction with it. naturally, simon noticed before you did.

“y’need to get closer, cm’ere”

tools landing to the side of him, two large hands plucked you up till you were dropped in his lap. precarious situation but you couldn’t deny the sink was a lot easier to reach.

you stayed like that, letting simon work in peace as you enjoyed your view. honestly, he could invite you to the end of the world and you’d just be happy to hold his hand.

one hand splayed out on his chest, the other holding the sink, you suddenly felt a tickle forming at the end of your nose. before you knew it, you were pulling your hand back to scratch it- the one holding the sink.

you panicked, realising it could very well land on simon’s head. but it didn’t, it stayed completely still. face screwing up, you leant in again to give the sink a nudge only to find out it was totally fixed.

“what the hell, si? why’d you have me doing all that?”

you saw the smirk on his face as he flashed a look over at you. suddenly, you realised you weren’t the only one enjoying the view.

the hand that didn’t have the wrench came out to give you a pat on the side of your hip.

“c’mon sweet’art, i can’t get anything outta’ this?”

[probablyin-bed]

the feeling this gives me is overwhelming

hands………,..,,…,,,,,

[camofag]

the public reaction to i saw the tv glow is like a perfect case study into how cis people take up queer spaces and unknowingly mock and enjoy trans suffering. sitting in the theater, i had a pit in my stomach the entire time. so many times, i would tear up and then someone else in the theater would laugh. and i wouldn’t cry because how would they look at me when the lights came back on? because they don’t see it. they don’t see the pain. they think it’s funny. i left the theater completely silent, not saying a word to my boyfriend and he didn’t say a word to me until partway into the drive home. the people around us immediately got to picking it apart, explaining what it all meant to each other, dumbing it down, making theories. cis people see the the movie, just like transness, as something to debate. a conversation. something to dissect because it makes them uncomfortable if they don’t understand it in their easily digestible way.

[djarinova]

working on the eren piece for prompt 2!! I'm really loving how it's going so farrrr

[doctorsiren]

he would do so well at this

[awetfrog]

dungeon tea time

[crowkip]

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[whimsyvixen]

Ask me what type of romantic dreams I have at night.

The man in my dreams:

(He wasn't happy I escaped from my gilded cage)

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

It's definitely spooky season so I'm turning everything scary , sexy cute

[temeyes]

when ur captain asks u to hold the flashlight for him