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My cat has once again decided to be a menace in the mornings, i haven't slept well in over a week now đ
#He's so fucking annoying#I'm just asking for 6 hours of asleep#I say i haven't slept well in a week but tbh from January this has been a consistent issue#He's incredibly annoying at night#Either wants food or wants to go out or wants me to sleep on my back so he can sleep on my legs#The last thing sounds cute but it's really uncomfortable for me sometimes because he's heavy#And he leaves scratches on my legs because of trying to get me to roll over#I'm so sick of this idiot's antics#Do i love him? Ofc I do#But it's exhausting at times#I'm just ranting now because I'm once again up 2 hours before my alarm
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lucifer acts like he's the type of guy who'd be into dark comedy or high-brow satire, and he is to some extent, but he in fact prefers to watch michael mcintyre walk around on stage going "wooo wooo" pretending he's hoovering
#lucifer live at the apollo enjoyer. is this comprehensible to anyone not from the uk#it's the wine mum + exhausted dad in him#they make him enjoy stand-up about the intricacies of domestic life#of course he doesn't react outwardly but inside he's wheezing#obey me lucifer#misc thoughts#i've found that mcintyre is quite the polarising figure (at least among my peers)#some of them think he's adorable and others find him incredibly annoying#i'm not fully in either camp myself... i think he's harmless and quite funny sometimes but he's not always my cup of tea#some of his jokes just go on for waaaay too long esp. the ones where he's just Making Noises#i love Making Noises but michael please that's enough. the joke was funny two minutes again you don't need to keep doing it#i feel like normally this would annoy the hell out of lucifer too#but upon sitting down to watch stand-up all his usual sternness disappears and he just becomes a tired mum on a friday night
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underrated how laios finds shuros inability to communicate in a manner comprehensible to other human beings kind of exhausting and annoying
#dungeon meshi spoilers#The amount of hypocrisy in the feelings these two have for each other is incredibly compelling and true to actual relationships#And to be fair his inability to communicate w other ppl is very annoying and baffling#I SAY THIS WITH LOVE#But i find it sooo interesting that under all that strange objectification of toshiro as a cool samurai#laios does actually love shuro as a person and not just an idea. He has a good grasp of his strengths. He finds aspects of him annoying.#Hes willing to be vulnerable with him. He gets angry with him even tho he wont admit it to himself.#And i think thats why despite everything shuros willing to try again.#laios says he was his first friend on the island bc it was the first time he had a peer that he could hang out w without feeling judged#But i think they really were each others first friends they made for themselves in the sense that this shit is incredibly difficult#Esp the first one. The first friendship u make is gonna be a wild ride. And it was#M night shyamalan ass relationship#Unrelated but what an interesting parallel that laios gave shuro a genuine unguarded smile when he first met him#and shuro greets him w the same when he comes back to the surface#and laios smiles exactly like falin in that moment⌠wow⌠siblings
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I think we should bring back basic etiquette lessons such as shutting the fuck up when youâre watching a movie in a group that is not exclusively your friend group đ
#welcome to another Mick Airs Out Their Grievances and by god is it a VERY long one#prob best if u don't expand the tags#am I being maybe a bit meaner about this than I would be for any other movie? maybe but pac rim is one of my favorite movies of all time#so I think I get a pass on this one.#one of the groups on campus is hosting movie nights & I went to this one bc I've only ever watched pac rim on my laptop and wanted to watch#it on a larger screen. yay yippee I love this movie!#there r maybe 10-ish of us in this room and a three person friend group is sitting on the couch one of whom has seen the movie and two who#have not. okay so far so normal.#and then the movie starts and they won't! stop! fucking! commentating! the whole fucking movie!!! I don't have a problem with doing that#when I'm in just my friend group because I know that I can tell my friend to stop talking or pause the movie or whatnot but not when I'm in#a large group w people I'm not good friends with ffs#and the comments aren't even funny or anything they're all oh this is JUST like in iron widow!! oh they're SO gay and autistic!!! and#they're talking so loud about this that it completely drowns out the movie audio which has already been turned up a few times#like. be considerate!! some of us want to yknow actually listen to what's going on and not whatever bullshit you're saying#I nearly walked out three or four times before I actually wound up doing so#I may have been a bit of a bitch at the end but I don't care. I got up to leave because this was not an enjoyable environment and one of#them offered to turn the movie down if it was too loud. this caught me a bit off guard since I expected them to still be so wrapped up in#their convo and. well. I may have said 'it's not the movie that's too loud' before closing the door#this also reminds me a lot about my issues with online shipping culture and it bleeding through into how we interact with media irl#this is probably heavily influenced by my aromanticism but I'm so sick of people constantly reading romantic relationships into everything#AND placing more importance on those relationships than any other form. I don't mind romance in media. I think if done right it has great#emotional impact on a story but when a movie is running and when other people who may not want to hear it are in the room watching it too#is not the time to be loudly saying 'he's autistic!' 'they're in love!' 'she has a crush on him!'#I have my own interpretations of the movie some of which agree with what they said and some of which don't but that's beside the point of#knowing how to coexist politely in public#anyway. I think they were awful and annoying and they ruined my night out.#I think I'm just so incredibly mad about this because I love the movie and I was looking forward to watching it in a group of people who#found it cool as well while still having some modicum of politeness#I almost wish I had been meaner but that's the extreme annoyance talking I think#hater hour over love u guys bye
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something i don't see people talking about is the way hyperfixations come in like stages and cycles like it's not just "i'm obsessed with this thing" it's like. euphoria from finding something new and it brings you so much joy and then as that initial dopamine rush wears off you start to get more and more down and feel isolated as you start to realise that no one else cares about it as much as you do and you feel silly for being so into it and the thoughts become repetitive and boring so you get more and more depressed and lonely and then you inevitably lose the hyperfix which leaves you drifting feeling miserable and hopeless until you start the cycle again. idk if i explained this well or if other people will understand but it brings genuine phases of euphoria and straight up depression and this is why i get annoyed when neurotypicals use words like hyperfixation to describe like, an interest. bc it's not. just an interest it becomes who you are and when you lose it it's like losing yourself and you spend so much energy thinking about it that it interrupts your daily life and it's so fucking draining đ
#like if i see one more nt being like hyperfixation this hyperfixation that SHUT UP!! YOU HAVE AN INTEREST#talk to me when you stay up until 6am every night bc you can't fucking sleep bc ur thinking about it.#talk to me when you can't process emotions in a normal healthy way because you can only relate it back to your hyperfix#paired w madd especially it's IMPOSSIBLE to be normal about shit i swear 2 god because the second i'm upset or lonely it's straight back to#immersing myself in another world and being someone else and not facing my emotions instead letting 'someone else' deal with them#not just negative emotions yk it's anything it's fully immersive to the point i end up not knowing exactly who i am myself bc i'm rarely#myself in my head yk#and it's so isolating#and this is why i get mad when people use these terms lightly bc they don't fucking get it#oh you're hyperfixated? oh you're delusional? you're delulu? watch this#< guy who has delusions that all of his friends secretly hate him bc he's too insane abt xyz media and who feels alone bc no one else is as#into it even though it wouldn't be reasonable to expect them to be#like i'm constantly questioning whether all my friends are secretly against me & finding me annoying anytime i talk about it but it's fine#it's so fucking isolating#i'm not losing my hyperfix yet thank god but i am in the stage of like realisation where the initial euphoria has worn off and i'm like#fuck no one else gets it. no one else is thinking about it like i am. and it's so lonely#< like not to sound like 'i'm 14 and no one gets me' or i'm not like other girls or whatever đ#it's not me being dramatic i genuinely. know that no one else is spending every waking moment thinking about the things i am the way i do#and it's so incredibly depressing i can't even explain it in a way that will make sense#because i want to talk about it so fucking bad and i can't. even to my friends and gf who always listen i end up feeling annoying#and then i get genuinely delusional not like tiktok girl voice delulu like i genuinely start questioning my entire reality#just if i talk about something a little too much#bc i'm convinced i'm fucking annoying and no one gets it and they're thinking bad things about me#but i know they wouldn't. but it feels like they are#idk#anyways !
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Putting Ratcole, Cameron, Frankie, and Cauliflower on the same level of legendary status as Britney, Taylor, Danielle, Josh, and Xavier is kinda nuts imo
#like you have the queen of the DR#whom also couldâve won bb14 had dan not had his funeral#you have one of the greatest strategic minds and also a master of the DR#our first black winner whom was part of the first all black alliance that all got to the final 6#our first female black winner whom showed sm grace and resiliency her entire season and won AFP#im not even the biggest josh fan but he was entertaining and knew how to work the jury and strategize in bb19 even with paulâs help#and his pots and pans thing ofc#then you have fucking ratcole who picks men every time and sobs all the time#cockroach cameron whom was protected by production all season via the edit#cauliflower whom had bb22 incredibly rigged in his favor from before night 1#and then you have frankie whoâs incredibly annoying and is struggling behind his sisterâs shadow clearly#the imbalance is crazy#Also only 2 ppl from pre-modern BBâŚ.#danielle and britđ#girlies and taylor donât fail us now#even tho ik this is gonna be rigged for the dudes#especially cody and Cameron đ#bb25#bbrg#big brother reindeer games#big brother
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itâs been years since my last true fixation on a musical but I regret to inform you all that I just watched the 2014 Swedish Jesus Christ superstar and I feel I will never be the same again.
#i think the set design and lighting are actually what impress me most#i know this version gets hype because itâs so explicitly homoerotic#but every other little detail is so well thought out#jcs is already a very postmodern piece of art but i feel like this production really nailed it on the head#jesus is so incredibly amoral. you genuinely have no idea what he really believes#or who he loves. was it he who betrayed judas first?#and the doom of the narrative you cannot change#in the post apocalyptic setting#damn was i screaming with Judas#why would you make me the criminal!!!#and the set just reinforces all those themes#also props to the wig?? team???#that wig on Jesus gets hella bloody so they either had a shit ton of wigs#which is annoying and a lot of work to make look good#or they knew how to clean the wig each night#also Judas looks like geralt from the Witcher#and heâs hot. what can I say.
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anyway yeah relevant to that post abt being deaf/hoh and ppl excluding u from conversation bc of it (even unintentionally), that's smth that's been really deeply bothering me lately bc there are a few ppl I routinely have to deal with who do it a lot and it Pisses Me The Fuck Off I've lost all patience w them. giving up and calling it ableism and walking out idc anymore đśââď¸
#theres a guy at work whos incredibly annoying for it but tbh hes bad at his job in general anyway n everyones annoyed at him all the time#so at least i get some solidarity from my other coworkers (who are generally rly accommodating of my deafness)#i dunno how he hasnt got the memo ive explained im deaf so he needs to face me n make sure he has my attention n enunciate multiple times#but nope still not getting thru to him! so half the time if he starts mumbling i just pointedly ignore him until he either speaks more#clearly or goes away lmao#and same with a friend of a friend im sure hes a nice guy and everyone else seems to like him n hes in our main discord server so i cant#avoid him as easily and ive been so tolerant of it but hes worn thru my patience entirely and idc abt trying to be nice anymore#if he comes on call and starts mumbling and sidelining me from the conversation i just put him on mute im not dealing with that anymore#i dont fucking care if its petty and rude to do that. im tired of trying to understand him and dealing with how left out he makes me feel#i hope he picks up on the hostility n feels unwanted so maybe then he'll understand what its like for me and fix his behaviour đ#bc i have no other way of communicating that with him anymore. since I CANT FUCKING HEAR HIM!!!!!#he also has a lot of other annoying behaviour which is fine but this is my limit its so disrespectful and outside of my control#make space for my disability or go away forever#not sure if we could even be friends if he did change now bc hes soured my impression of him so much by this point.#sad! well theres other guys#im glad everyone ive met at climbing so far has been pretty good abt it. really not that hard to do!#anyway rant over lol. at least the guy at work is only on a temp contract so only have to deal w him for a few more months#unfortunately since the rest of that group is friends w this other guy he'll prolly be around longer. but oh well lmao#just crossing my fingers he'll drift away n never open discord again so ill never have to deal w his shitty crackly mic mumbling#or maybe he'll stop fucking calling from whatever wind tunnel hes in and properly join in on our movie nights instead!!!!!#it is sad bc i think he has similar music taste to me. there are def some things we have in common that could form a basis for friendship#but hes gone n ruined it innit#aaaanyway oops started complaining again... the bitch grind never ends#im gonna shower n go back to elden ringing it.... fare thee well#.diaries
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whenever i go looking into help or random talk about bg3 i keep seeing people like comparing it to dragon age either in expectations or selling points and bro. ghirl. its not dragon age. its baldurs gate
#gale is not going to be another Betraying Mage because hes not a MAGE hes a WIZARD#COMPLETELY different set of stereotypes there. now go be a sorcerer for funny rivalry dialogue with him#two completely different settings. two completely different systems. theres already an existing continuity. go play the other baldurs gates#theres two Other games and they interconnect with the two neverwinter nights and several other oldass d&d crpgs. not everything is bioware#bioware wasnt even the first game with romanceable companions go play nwn2s and get disappointed as all ur LIs die in incredibly funny ways#i am annoyed by this as much as im sure dragon age fans are annoyed by the idea of it being released after bg3 and therefore drawing the#inevitable comparisons itself#also nwn2's Main Story (the expansion) (dont ask its a funny production story) is one of the most interesting fantasy plots ive ever played#even considering that. the by the numbers base game story for it is also fun and clever since they may have had their hand forced on what#sort of story they could tell there but they did have fun with it. picking at and parodying the tropes#if ur big on 5e lore though it might be just a bit incomprehensible since its 3.5e and includes concepts like#the wall of the faithless as a minor plot point which. i cant remember if thar exists in 5e anymore#and bishop and gann being atheists but still getting spells#probably by some god who thought itd be funny
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i need everyone on this websites help to manifest 100 billion fart smells in my upstairs neighborâs apartment
#theyâve been throwing parties at 2 am the past few nights and its so loud u can hear it outside the building#itâs still not as bad as the guy screaming as loud as he can while heâs recording his mixtape or whatever#i think he thinks it makes him soundbettef but all we here is the baby from the wild thornberrys#also. need i remind you the chernobyl futon crying to be put out of its misery anytime itâs even aknoledged#havent heard him having incredibly loud creaky sex in a while. thats only a 3 min affair but still very annoying at 3 am when it wakes u up
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this and the killer queen one from the other day⌠you guys have to stop letting me say whatever i want. like stop agreeing with me you make us both look crazyâŚ
#good morning hi. i only said that because in my head i was just thinking about how john is a freak about that man and sherlock is super anno#annoying. and i was like you know who else is incredibly annoying. alex and henryâŚ.#and again. i am never talking about the bbc show when i say those names i am talking about my friend arthur. conan doyleâŚ. my man acdâŚâŚ#my man who happens to have the same initials as alex which made me giggle last night <3 anyway yeah. my pal artie#heâs a little fucking irritating and the worst but heâs my pal#beth.txt
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dominos encounters a designer dog breed for the first time and immediately invents a new type of gunpowder
#(FIRST) sharlayan era is rly funny to me bc he was trying so hard to fly under the radar but he kept encountering things that pissed him off#enough that he kept âinventingâ things that were both extraordinary by modern standards and also incredibly destructive that he then couldn#Actually do anything with bc of aforementioned flying under the radar#So he just made ransom note esque bomb threats and stuck them in the mailboxes of whoever annoyed him and slinked away into the night#Somewhere hidden in the hills there is a cache of essentially radioactive waste that he had no way of disposing of safely before he left#Will he ever go back for it? Idk
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(Theyre also blushing but i cant figure out why). Both Kenzan and Johan are more focused on Judai tho, which could either be bc theyre both gay for him or cause this takes place post s4 (so theyre happy to see Jou enjoying life again after his depression). Then you have Fubuki and Asuka in the corner. Fubuki is doing his standout uncoordinated cloudcuckoolander bit by not wearing blue/black/white/yellow like everyone else (get with the program, man!) Instead he's going for that... christmas ensemble? With the rare red....tho now I see it, there's also judais pants and the coke bottles and the red cups and oh my god it was a red/blue/green/yellow colour scheme all along. ANYWAY, while Asuka is more serious with her modest clothing and walking boots, she has this small smile. Like, clearly she's not super duper ecstatic over his dumbass ukelele serenades, but she'll humour him today of all days, not just because it's a special day but because she looooves having her brother back.
Final verdict: this pic honestly just gets better the more you look at it. It makes me wish i had synesthesia just so I could taste the cozy hot chocolate vibes. Like its truly utterly immaculate. Kudos to you for all time!!!
#Incrredible absolutely incredible vibes here holy cow. Especially as an australian freezing in midwinter. Unmatched coziness#like it has that top tier cozy wood cottage setting (respect for graining the floor panels btw) so you can practically see the snow outside#I know they're drinking coke but in my heart that is hot chocolate ok it is beautiful hot chocolate and maybe there is pho somewhere#anyway I also really like how the orange/blue/green mesh together in this piece. It's not too uniform or restrained or blocky. Instead#the colours are diffused throughout the piece. This gives it a lot of balance while simultanously preserving the warmth and cohesion#like manjo asuka ryo and johan in their matching obelisk blues + the night sky outside + the blue books + the blue on Yugis poster tv etc#then ofc the green of the plants + yellow/green rug + Jims croco and fubus pants. The green works esp well to bridge the blue and orange#as opposed to a blade runner style scheme. Anyway I also love how you use blue/black shadows. Specifically how they go fuzzy at the ends#With a nice lil orange glow. I think the strongest example of this is Johan. his white shirt really shows off the blue/orange -> purple fuz#It makes the lighting feel really soft. Also mad respect for this whole setting concept like this room is impressively geometrical#and perfectly angled yet it has that lived in clutter vibe with the book under the tv + the abandoned singular sock + the unkempt comic#books + spread cards + etc. Theres also so much personality to it in the kitty rug smiling clock and posters all over.#Im gonna guess its judais place bc pharoah and the pic of Judai and Johan. Also its slightly irresponsible in a very Judai way.#this would NOT be jims place! he would NOT let his croco eat. uh. Movie film? its not croco food is all Im saying. Anyway. Adding into how#cozy and real this piece feels is the excellent lighting work. Not only is there multiple sources of light and shadow but they overlap#impeccably and have a subtle yet defined limit. I particularly love the two lamps by Asuka and Fubuki. The little shadow hatching on the#walls and window sills around them + the soft airbrush lighting makes this lovely subtle yet defined circle shape. Together with the#light coming thru the door its rly nice. Then theres the general shadow on Croco side of the piece with the deeper shadows from the house#ornaments and edo and such. Like its a small thing but it requires so much thought and dedication and fuckin math that I must salute#speaking of maths the most impressive part of this pic geometrically is the wall at edos side. The angle is sharp yet feels so natural.#yknow what I think that gets into the coziness too. The setting is so boxy and well defined that it almost seems to snug hug the characters#we get the sense of a limited space which is filled by the presence personality and warmth of this friend group. Nothing feels empty#this realisation makes me appreciate the cut off second floor that the stairs lead to cause it adds a roof which further boxes em in#the effect is like peeking into a moeblob yugioh diorama. But instead of being saucy or claustrophobic its just so cozy you could die#anyway last notes I love how the calendar on the wall has a little x we can infer is today!!! because the homeowner was So! Excited!!!#and I love the lonely fan on the bookcase and flower on the cactus (that is a well loved spiky boye). Anyway. Now onto the characters!#now onto the characters! (tho I feel like the environment deserves even more love I just dont have the words yknow) to start with#I love all the eye contact and how it economically explains so many relationships. Edo has this smug grin @ Ryo while Manjo looks both#annoyed and unimpressed (maybe because Ryo is late after work?). All of them have suits to show theyre all hard working pro duellists#Sho and Judai are also looking to Ryo but with a more casual vibe like âwelcome home bro!â âwelcome home bro of my bro!â Theyre also
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amaia being perfect in the goya awards once more (also david bisbal is there)
#youtube#as i saw someone quote on twitter last night#there's no bad songs only songs that amaia hasn't covered yet#i must confess#i used to be a fiebre by bad gyal hater#until i heard her cover. now i love that song so very much it's insane#I'M NOT SAYING THAT MI GRAN NOCHE IS A BAD SONG GOD FORBID#we all know it's THE karaoke song#also. i know i'm the most annoying person on earth with OT but. there they are. two ex-OT contestants singing together :)#every time it happens it fills me with so much pride. i feel the need to protect all OT ex-contestants (except cepeda and hugo cobo)#also yes this reminded me of when#they sung mi gran noche in the final of OT 2017 with raphael#THE NIGHT THAT AMAIA WON#full circle <3#also also i am talking about miss amaia romero but mr david bisbal... the legend you are#with bisbal we have the same situation as with estopa... you cannot physically hate him#he's incredible#you can take the man out of the orquesta but you cannot take the orquesta out of the man
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Tags: jjk men as dads, tooth-rotting fluff, comfort drabbles
Synopsis: How the JJK men treat you while pregnant (spoiler warning- they dote on you.)
An: This is my formal apology for writing Nanami angst on the âBabyâs first wordsâ post đ it will never happen again (can we stop with the death threats now?)
SATORU ⢠SUGURU ⢠TOJI ⢠SUKUNA ⢠NANAMI
SATORU
Oh, your loving husband is all over you while youâre pregnant. He genuinely has such a cute fascination with all the changes your body is going through. He seriously thinks youâre so strong for carrying his heir.
He loves rubbing your bump. In fact, he will always be touching it in some form or fashion while you two are together. When heâs away on missions, he has you send him pictures and updates on your pregnancy as if anything major has changed in a couple of days.
You best believe he is ready to indulge you on your every craving, no matter how strange. Itâs three a.m and youâre crying because you need that specific brand of chicken wings and a can of whip cream? Heâs heading to the store immediately to fetch whatever you tell him to.
He genuinely worries about being a good dad. Many nights he lays his head on your bump and talks to you about how teaching didnât come naturally to him. He wasnât born knowing how to meet people where theyâre at. He use to expect people to be able to meet him on his level. He worries that he may inadvertently put a lot of pressure on his kid, and thatâs the last thing he wants due to how he was raised. He just wants his kid to be a kid.
Heâs the best, most loving and compassionate dad to your baby, more than you could ever hope for. Even if teaching didnât come to him naturally, being a father did.
SUGURU
Heâs such a âsit down and let me do it for youâ while youâre pregnant. He cooks, cleans, works, and tends to you completely throughout your pregnancy.
Suguru gets hyper fixated on your health during pregnancy. He only feeds you the yummiest and healthiest foods while youâre pregnant. He encourages for you to sit on the yoga ball and do (very) light exercises. He just wants the best for you and his baby.
Whenever I said he tends to you, I genuinely mean he tends to you. Heâll gently brush your hair at night time, rub your back when your belly is becoming heavy to carry around, serve your breakfast, lunch, and dinner in bed, carries around emesis bags and breath mints for if you get morning sickness while you two are out.
This man is the king of enforcing your boundaries to people when they donât listen. That really annoying family member that insists on being there for the birth even though youâve already explained to them that you want this to be an experience for just you and Geto? Yeah, heâs made it very clear to them that they will not be at the birth if they want to be in your kidâs life.
He is absolutely not afraid to hurt feelings if it means his wife and future child are safe and cared for. He really donât give a fuck who anyone else is. You and his child are first priority.
TOJI
Toji is definitely the type to express his love and devotion for you in other ways than the most conventional methods.
He is so incredibly gentle while youâre pregnant. He doesnât rile you up as much or play fight with you anymore. He constantly reminds himself that youâre carrying another life inside you and that you have enough on your plate.
This man⌠whew does he love seeing you pregnant. Tojiâs the type of man to feel so feral when he looks at you heavily pregnant with his kid.
He adores your body. Heâll rub lotion all over you and oils to help your skin accommodate to the stretch of carrying a kid. He massages your body and absolutely worships it while heâs rubbing the lotion and oil on you.
Your breasts are sore? Heâll gently massage them until they feel better. Your back hurts? Heâd be the type to lift your bump up and take the weight off you for as long as you ask him to so you can feel relaxed for a few minutes.
And look this is probably TMI but like, if you got a clogged milk duct due to breastfeeding, Toji would unfortunately be the type of man to fix that issue with his mouth. iâm sorry but he would.
Final thing is, you better believe that he doesnât allow anyone to get too close to you. He is so unbelievably protective over you while youâre pregnant. If he could, heâd lock you up at home to prevent anyone from getting close to you.
SUKUNA
On the outside, he acts very nonchalant and unbothered by your pregnancy. On the inside, he is constantly plagued by the thought that your body may not be able to carry his heir. The thought of losing you or his child haunts him.
He will secretly observe and take notes on your body and how it is changing. If he catches you expressing any sort of short windedness, he will immediately send you off to bed rest. Though, youâre usually able to convince him to take you off of it by the next day.
The only servant he trusts to tend to you is Uraume. No one else in his court is allowed to be anywhere near you unless he gives specific instructions. Still, he hates leaving you in the care of Uraume. He trusts them, but he wants to be the one to take care of you.
He loves holding your body close to him at night. All four arms are wrapped around you and holding you closely. Since he doesnât need much sleep, he will stay awake rubbing on your tummy all night long. One time, he felt the baby moving in your stomach while you were asleep. He was so intrigued that he woke you up and told you to âmake them do it againâ.
Now, he will randomly approach you at any given time while youâre heavily pregnant and hold his hand out so he can feel his baby moving around inside of you. It soothes his worry.
During birth, Sukuna was a complete mess. The amount of blood lost during birth fucking terrified him. He was panicking and yelling at anyone to do something to save you, even while everyone was assuring him that youâre okay and this was natural.
After 9 long excruciating months of extreme worry and constant fear, he finally feels peace when heâs cradling a newborn in his arm and a sleeping wife in the other arm. All of his hard work to protect you paid off he thinks.
NANAMI
Oh, to be pregnant by the king of domestic love himself.
Nanami is the type of man to immediately start working on a nursery for you as soon as you reveal to him that youâre pregnant. He immediately changes the guest bedroom into a nursery that you design for your little baby.
He reads up on all the parenting books and articles. Heâs constantly compiling things to either do or to not do during pregnancy and even while raising a kid.
Like Geto, he tends to your every need. He is a total house husband all while working 40 hours a week. When heâs at work, he is constantly calling and texting you to make sure that youâre okay and taking care of yourself, but letâs be fr he literally did everything for you before he even left for work (meal prepped for you, set out your clothes for you, put out all your self care items in case you want to bathe).
When you express concerns of your body getting bigger to him, he does everything in his power to show you that he loves and respects your body for creating life. He literally cherishes and worships your body for hours if you let him.
Like Toji, Nanami is protective over you. He constantly has an arm around you if you two are in public, and he watches everyone who dares to get close to you like a hawk. If he gets a bad vibe about anyone, heâs immediately stepping in front of you and taking over the conversation.
Nanami is the best partner to have during birth. His reading of articles during your pregnancy really paid off. He is supportive without being overbearing. He listens to your needs and tends to you without question. Constant praise and encouragement while youâre giving birth. The moment he gets to snuggle with you and the baby is the moment he realizes that he cultivated the life of his dreams. He has the family he always wanted.
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WIBTA for sabotaging my boyfriend's hookup with his girlfriend by filling his sex playlist with DJ Crazytimes
I (28NB, they/he) have known my boyfriend (call him C, 29M, he/him) for some 15ish years now. As long as I've known him, he has been on and off again with his girlfriend (call him T, 29NB, he/him). Respectfully, and with love, C and T are two of the worst and most annoying people I know. I want to marry them both specifically so that I can study them under a microscope like a parasitic virus.
Technically they're monogamous, but they're both hooking up with other people (myself included), usually the same people, because they have the same taste in lovers (bad). I have suggested that they give actual polyamory a try, and they reject the idea wholeheartedly. I think they get off on their dynamic, and far be it from me to try more than the bare minimum to dissuade them from it.
A couple months back, they got into a fight and broke up (again) because T (who was unemployed at the time) stole $50 from C (who works at GameStop) so that he could pay for a tank of gas (using C's car) to go hook up with another guy a couple states over. C was not upset that T was hooking up with another guy (because he was Also hooking up with that guy and knew he would not have a leg to stand on), but because of the stolen money + car.
C and I currently live together, because you can't afford an apartment on a GameStop salary, and also, like I said, he's my boyfriend. I'm making carnitas tacos next Friday, and T is coming over, because despite everything, he has nothing else to do on a Friday night. I know that C and T are going to get into a huge fight, and I know that it's probably either going to end with them getting back together out of spite or with someone's vehicle getting keyed--I'm betting on both.
Here's where I think I might be the asshole. I would really like to get inbetween them. Not in a "I don't want you to date each other" kind of way, but in a "holy shit you are both so insufferable i would like to get in on that" kind of way. I currently have my thing with C, and I've hooked up with T once in the past, but I would really like to make it official with him as well.
My plan is as follows: C and T are going to be in the same space again next Friday. They're going to fight, then hook up, then get back together again. C is one of those cybersexual "i built my own computer and run it on Linux" people, which is to say, he thinks tiktok and youtube are evil, and he he thinks spotify premium is supporting megacorporations. So, his sex playlist for T (we do not have our own sex playlist) is just an actual folder of mp3 files.
While C is at work, I'm going to log into his computer and change several of those mp3 files to DJ Crazytimes' Planet of the Bass, which I play often, and he is frequently annoyed by. My hope is that he'll realize it was me, he'll come and yell at me for ruining their hookup, T will take my side to piss him off, and the tension will get to the point where they let me join their hookup, and I can ask to date both of them after that.
To be clear, I recognize that I'm also Incredibly Toxic for enabling and encouraging this behavior. That said, I feel like I'm justified in this scenario considering C and T are both Also toxic, and furthermore, it is a known fact that I'm dating C right now, so for them to hook up, C would technically be cheating on me. I asked C's sister (a childhood friend of mine) for her take on whether it would be funny or just annoying, and she just told me that we all deserve each other, so I think I should be good. Am I being uniquely shitty here?
What are these acronyms?
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