#He's bad at rodeo
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And there were two
#cowboy#demon#eldritch#horror#fantasy#western#art#illustration#I GOT A DRAWING TABLET :-D It is such a joy to use#I prefer the other cowboy but this is her brother#I wanted to get his design down#These are the cowboys on the front of my medical transition journal hah#these cowboys are trans!#This guy is a nightmare who causes problems for his sister by being too involved with people and being bad at it#Unlike her he has a name which he insists is important#But can't argue why#One of these 'im going to be somebody!' kinds of people who doesn't know what it means to be anything#His horse is a kind of mummified horse-cow that grew out of the desert and navigates via one of his siblings' floating eyes#He's bad at rodeo#Uh#what else#People don't notice him unless he makes a disruption#But he's not the fighting kind so he gambles for a sense of involvement#People don't remember him so he steals and then just... Pays it back into the same establishment#He followed some people far away once but he can't remember it very well because as much as he hates to admit it#He is very unsuited to the world of men and struggles to understand it#I wonder what his head and face would be if he let it grow out
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Draw your favourite characters in your favourite album cover [challenge from twitter]
I forgot to draw the wheel
#subspace is tied up rodeo style#courtesy of my friend#medkit did not want to go he is regretting his life choices#scythe's new baby sitting carrer#they don't have a driving license#subspace is fuming#badum tss#phighting#teal trio#scythe phighting#medkit phighting#subspace phighting#GORILLAZ#I LOVE GORILLAZ RAAAHHHHH#Drawing cars is suffering on god#Also the text was suffering#I need a graffiti brush so bad#art#verdes_fanart#verdes_phighting#verdes_art
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I don't know about Adam.
I'm trying to keep a neutral opinion on him. Though I want to touch on the reactions his character has gotten after season 3.
I can understand the opinion that he doesn't plan, he's being pushy with Syd and him putting down Carmy is indicative that he's not a good person and/or it's a valid reason to at least be sceptical.
But when it comes the idea he has a thousand long resentment towards Carmy, intends to tear his empire down and kidnap Syd is where I'm like okay, that's kind of a stretch.
And don't get me wrong, I get it. Carmy is the main character, anything that's against him we as viewers are inclined to be against. Whether you ship Syd and Carmy, or not, it wouldn't matter if Adam was good, or even if he was similar to Carmy. The reaction would be more or less the same.
To end this, I don't think Adam has done anything that terrible and we don't really know him. He could very well turn out to be a villain, but that doesn't make Carmy a better option for Syd to choose. Carmy is the option we as the audience care about, but from season 1-3, Syd is worse off from knowing him, being at the bear or however you want to flip it.
I may add more to this later, but that's it on his character for now.
#adam shapiro#sydney adamu#carmen berzatto#the bear#sydney has two bad options#sydney as well as viewers are more familiar with one of them#'sydney should put her bets on carmy not shapiro'#but I'd like to think she could handle shapiro just fine#the bear fx#she's dealt with toxic chefs before#that wouldn't be her first rodeo#so I don't understand the notion she'd crumple like paper because of some random supervillain chef idk#I'd have SO MANY questions if he was#but i digress#playing devils advocate
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#tw neil gaiman#respectfully how is the conclusion some people are coming to all of this “good or bad doesn't exist”#by all means use that as a comfort that the media you are consuming isn't 'tainted' by the creator#but if not for comfort then how is your main takeaway that you want everyone to know after someone has done horrible things#to be that that person can be good.#it's not an inaccurate statement most of the time but neither do i think it's an appropriate one at this time.#anyway where's that post that said “are people going to stop dickriding neil gaiman now or was the zionism not enough”#because yeah. i get some people are devastated by this news and if this is your first rodeo with liking a celebrity#then i suggest you step away from idolisation or the mindset that what someone shows online is who they are#because i understand objectively why you might feel that way and the inherent connection between art and artist#and i understand feeling like maybe some of that toxicity could have bleed into the creations#but if you're crushed just because you thought he was a good person i hope this is a lesson going forward#because the reaction should not be this intense. you should not be having parasocial relationships with anyone#in the end you don't and will never know them no matter how good you think they are#feel free to disagree. but this is my take and has been my take for a long time#and it has been my take on neil gaiman since i joined the fandom
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the way j.b. maun.ey messes w dale bris.by is so fcking funny n lowkey, but it's also so very cole coded
#ooc;; mun barks#like i mentioned the one time he just sorta stood back n let dale move to touch a live electric wire n dale stops himself w the realization#of how That is A Bad Idea n looks to JB - appalled - n goes 'u were just going to let me grab that-'#but im watchin dale's dorky lil netflix show n dale's wearing the tackiest fckin mauney shirt w whole ass lightning on it n i just know#that this was part of the deal for jb to come in and work on the episode and give some critique for the intern#n as soon as they're done w the intern footage review he asks dale if the phone he's lookin at is his and when he gets#confirmation he just fcking slaps the phone outta dale's hand w/o a word- SKDJFS#it's just the same way blondie interacts w tuco just w/o the one-sided vindictiveness SLDKJF#he's just so?? seemingly grounded n shit but he's still a Dude and i love that for him#i am going down a rabbit hole of the bull riding n rodeo scene but like#i'm still working on drafted replies n queueing em up- plan is to come back officially once i've gone thru them all#i've got Some Thoughts abt cole's mother n father i will type up some essay abt eventually-#thinkin' that joel ain't really a 'joel' - that his father picked up 'joel' once they came into the US#that his parents are actually runaways and fugitives and that they had a wild ass romance that lead up to it#n there was a Moment when cole's ma saw him wrestling a baby steer for the first time n her heart was Shook#by the roots of the past - of the heritage of her own family as bull fighters - and she could see it threaded into her son#somethin akin to pride - something akin to heartbreak; love
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Does anyone else have like, a "real world" version of their FO? Like, how'd they look if they existed in our world and how their lore would translate into our reality?
#my snuf would probably be a couch surfer or live out of a van and would have aged out of foster care#his mom wouldn't have thirty children but something more like two before snuf and three or four after him#shes nice and also a stereotypical Too Many Kids and Not Enough Fucks sort like shes not a bad mom just sort of really loose with parenting#his dad is an absentee father#nice and all but not really father of the year#he basically was raised by his best friends parents who adore him#they also adopted another friend of theirs#Billy is a texan who also had a trouble childhood#orphaned as a teen but he eluded the system#he got by doing crimes mostly burglary a d fraud and stuff#he also does rodeo but it doesn't pay enough#his parents were also into crime and thats how they died#also where he learned it from#selfshipping#selfship#self shipping#selfshipper#self ship#imagine
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Every time I research ww1 Calvary I am shocked, you’re telling me this beast is battle worthy?
#ww1#ww1 history#calvary#horse#satire#this is cringy#my picz#he is a good boy#but he is a bad rodeo horse and I hate to work with him
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you know i always imagined xiaojun doing ballads if he was ever to go solo but after hearing stardust, i dont think its that unrealistic to say that he could do fun electronic dance music
#like he wanted to be in rodeo so bad so clearly he likes club music#and apparently he came up w the stardust choreo himself so like....#i keep talking like the xiaojun solo like its gonna happen i need to stop making myself miserable#vinnie talks
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#my art#ajin in mexico#ajin in spanish#they get around with Kou’s charisma who gets people to feed them or let them stay the night#sometimes it involves heavy drinking n sometimes it involves girls lol#eventually Kei is like ‘yeah.. stop doing that. we’ll just find a way to get money.’#n Kou who did chareadas is like ‘ok let’s look for those hidden rodeos n win some cash’#he manages to get Kei to bullride once.. it goes SO bad lmaooo#Kei stays in the audience from then on
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#delete later#stuck thinking about my fortnight of intense delusion abd just realised that when i eventually told my mum#anf she told me that there probably was a oresence there but he probably didnt want to hurt me#note this is A REALLY BAD THING TO SAY TO YOUR CHILD WHO JUST SHARED THAT THEY SPENT TWO WEEKS#TERRIFIED BC THEY KNEW IN THEIR BONES A CREATURE WAS FOLLOWING THRM AROUND THE HOUSE AND WOULD#KILL THEM IF THEY LOOKED AT IT#but she also said that her sister told her a similar thing had hapoebed to her slash visited her#this sister has had psychosis. like shes medicated for a bundle of mental health conditions one of which is a psychotic disorder#GREAT. that coming back is one of my biggest fears. my aunt seems to have had a bunch of other things ao im less likely#fo develop a psychotic disorder but IDK. Yhat two weeks is the most frightened ive ever been. was genuinly horrific#just. awful#anyway im glad to be home. fucking hate that visiting triggers all these things. im the most suicidal ive been in months#but im fine im doing the crisis plan abd will be fine in like a week no one freak out. just the ideation is STRONG#but i know what to do. very much not my first rodeo
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#Leshay Holmes#my poetry#my writings#words#poets on tumblr#HES DONE OFF ME REAL BAD#I WANT TO GET DRUNK AND CRY MY SORROWS#IDK WTF WRONG WITH ME#I HATE HIM AND I HATE MYSELF SO FUCKING BADLY#PLZ LET ME GO FROM THIS PAIN#I FUCKING HATE HIS NEW GIRL SO MUCH BUT AT THE SAME TIME SHE DID NOTHING WRONG#ITS MY FAULT FOR BREAKING UP IN THE FIRST PLACE#BUT I REGRET IT I REGRET IT I REGRET IT#I FEEL LIKE A RODEO CLOWN#I'M SUCH A SELF SABOTAGING LOSER#ANYWAYS BACK TO RODEO CLOWN BY DIJON
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he is my entire world and i would give him everything (i am literally the creator of his suffering)
#look at his peppermint hair#my baby i'm gonna cry#leah gave him a lot of leeway when he was growing up#which did both good and bad things for his future self#however one of the good things is that she didn't give a fuck about what he looked like#like hello it's her kid and he's gonna express himself however he wants and who is she to meddle in that#so basically what i'm saying is she definitely helped him with this chunky highlight thing he has going on.. WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE#also her hair was dyed entirely black in high school.. twas not her first rodeo#his hair definitely gave more invitations for bullies#however my baby was never meant to be understood by the kids in camden#and in the long run.. perhaps that's a good thing#(also he handled those kids in his own way.. what's more of an ultimatum than violence yk.. but unlike vinny he was doing it as defense)#oc: augustus#equi/cholia: extras
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MHA is not even that bad for yall to be dogging it like you do on twitter over Megan’s opinion 💀 and it definitely washes JJK in certain sects like please dont play
#Controversial opinion my bad but#Idk if its cuz this is Geges first rodeo or what#But horikoshi pen a little better#Which is CRAZY to say cuz i dont think hes all that either but the proof is in the pudding
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But what about when Clark returns the favour and drags BRUCE off to the farm for a weekend? The damn tabloids are too close-minded to camp out there, so how will we ever be able to see Bruce petting a calf and failing miserably to milk a cow?
also I loveee the idea of clark and bruce being best friends in their civvies bc it’s like. you walk into a metropolis diner and see the richest idiot ever and a man in oversized plaid and you just have to be like oh yeah that’s bruce wayne and his best friend who’s a journalist from kansas
#akela stuff#zyp stuff#its too bad kansas doesn't have as long and hard a tradition of rodeo#I think Bruce would be amazing at roping#and gods have mercy when he rides the mechanical bull
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toxic!rafe will blow your phone up the second you post something on instagram that he’s ‘iffy’ about.
you posted a photo dump which consisted of some random photos of the beach, some of your friends, one of you and rafe of course, but the one that had rafe seeing red was the last slide, which was you in a bikini. he texted you several times at first, and while you were literally typing your response, he called you. your fingers were typing so fast to respond to him that you accidentally declined the call, and he did not like that. you immediately went to call him back, but another text from rafe rolled in, saying ‘fuck you don’t talk to me we’re done’ you sighed loudly, knowing damn well he was talking out of his ass right now, so you sat back and waited for the inevitable next string of texts to roll in. which they did, only seconds later.
rafe <3: do you get off on making me mad or something
rafe <3: like i’m racking my brain trying to understand why you do the things you do and that’s all i can come up with
rafe <3: and i see at least 4 guys have already liked your post like that’s crazy to me?? thought i told you to block all the guys that followed you?? of course you didn’t
rafe <3: also who even took that pic of you??? bc i know damn well it wasn’t me so who the fuck you posing for with your fucking ass and tits out? WHAT THE FUCK
rafe <3: DO NOT PUT YOUR SHIT ON DO NOT DISTURB answer me rn.
rafe <3: nah it’s cool actually i’m gonna go hit up my other gfs so you have a good night.
you rolled your eyes at that last text, deciding to fully turn your phone off. you knew he would likely try to text or call you again very soon but you didn’t want to deal with it right now. this wasn’t your first rodeo, you knew nothing you could say to him right now would calm him down, so letting him freak out on his own was the best method to his madness.
three hours had passed since you turned your phone off. you had caught up on some reading and turned on your current favorite show, but found yourself interrupted by a knock at your front door. you expected it to be rafe, but instead it was a large bouquet of your favorite flowers and a gift bag. you glanced around to see if rafe was lurking around, but saw nothing. when he freaked out over text and was able to reread his actions, he usually waited a bit longer to show his face as opposed to a verbal argument.
you brought the flowers inside and set them on the counter before grabbing the card attached to the side of the bouquet.
sorry we argued. you are so beautiful and i love you so much. got you a little gift and sent you some money for food and i set your appointment with your nail girl for tomorrow at 10. love you forever baby -rafe
you couldn’t help but smile just a little. the flowers were beautiful and the note was pretty sweet, so you chose to ignore the part where he said ‘we argued.’ you didn’t get a word in, but you let it slide. especially after you opened the gift bag to see the new dior bag you had been wanting.
you hurried to turn on your phone, immediately seeing a $500 apple payment from rafe as well as a new text from a few minutes ago.
rafe <3: hope you like the flowers and bag baby. love you! :)
you: i love them. thanks rafe, love you too
rafe <3: good to hear. lmk what you end up getting for dinner and i’ll pick you up tomorrow to take you to your nail apt. can’t wait to see you baby
you would order yourself dinner that was obviously way less than $500, but you would send rafe a picture and thank him again. you’d facetime him before bed and conversation flowed like nothing had even happened just hours before. he’d ask you what color nails you were getting, tell you funny stories about the old men at the country club and excitedly plan what you two were going to do the next day. the cycle seemed like it would never end, but you often forgot about the bad when he was talking so sweetly to you and all you could think about was how excited you were to see him tomorrow.
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i know you fun braunography so just checking in to make sure you heard about his sa allegations!
not in a way that i think you need to do anything or that it’s bad you haven’t but just a friendly fyi since you were pretty invested in him back then
yeah i sure do this shit suuuucks lmfao i havent had a chance to look into the deets yet but ive been pondering. the braunography blog itself is pretty dead anyways it ran its course
#this is far from my first rodeo and i cant say im surprised#not in the shitty ‘he always had bad vibes’ way that ppl always say but like. at this rate im Never surprised ykno#disappointing! but at this rate i never ever remotely trust any famous man
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