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TRICK OR TREAT
Mario glared at the crumpled invitation in his hand, then at the two begging brothers across from him. "No."
The two whined in unison, "But Maaaario we haven't been to a Halloween party sense we moved here!"
"We are not going to BOWSER'S Halloween party!" Mario recrumpled the invitation he had already thrice thrown away and shoved it into the littler brother's hand.
"But Mario think of all the desserts! Cake and candied apples!" Luigi tried to appeal to his brother's appetite, which usually worked.
"We can make those here, together."
"Think of the costumes! We could all match, like when we were little!" Emile attempted, uncrumpling the paper for the fourth time now.
"No. No absolutely not." Mario took the paper from Emile and shook it at him, "This? Is a trap. We're not going. Who even gave you this?"
"Devin. You like Devin. You two are practically the same person." Emile argued on his friend's behalf, leaning on Luigi to once again try their combined puppy eyes attack.
Mario returned is glare to the invitation, the handwriting was neat and in all caps, surrounded by crayon drawings of Halloween things like Bats and Pumpkins and what Mario assumed was meant to be a Skeleton, though it was probably Junior's first time drawing a human skeleton.
Mario looked again to his brothers, their big pleading eyes and quivering lips. They were already so powerful apart, together it was impossible to say no forever.
Mario sighed,
"Fine. Just an hour won't hurt.."
#Emile's Writing#In which Luigi and I pressure Mario to take us to Bowser's party because we are Halloween Fanatics#And the Mushroom Kingdom does NOT celebrate apparently (headcanon)#It probably isn't Halloween the exact same as it was back in Our World and it's probably not called the same thing#Buuuuuuuuut I would have done research on the Holiday actually mentioned on the invite#And just call it Halloween if it sounds similar enough#Peach also got an invite and she is of course going she always goes#She calls like the day before to ask Mario to be her plus 1 and honestly he would say yes instantly to her#We are his weakness but she is his obligation do you understand#He'll go anywhere she goes no question
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pairing: vampire poly!sashisu x reader | 1k words summary: basically describing how they bite and drink your blood, description of blood, pet names, teasing, lots of touching lol, somewhat suggestive bc it's vampires ig, but nothing crazy i'm just feral rheya’s note: you don't understand i've been thinking of vampire sashisu since march and ari fueled my obssession yesterday so here we are
no bc the way there are subtle differences in how vampire poly!sashisu drink your blood…
shoko takes a drink first. it's understood among the three of them that she gets you first—she's the one who found you and brought you into their lives after all. so suguru and satoru sit back and let her get close, her smile going soft as you lock eyes with her. "hey baby," she grins as she gets into your space, and you laugh quietly in return. her lithe fingers gently crawl over the skin of your neck, brushing away any hair and leaving her favorite spot open. shoko loves your neck—has since the very beginning. maybe it's the doctor in her, or just some deeper carnal part of her, but she likes the spot where she can feel your pulse best—can feel it thundering under her lips. "ready?" she murmurs against your throat every time, and you'll sigh over her shoulder and nod yes.
shoko's bites are clean, and she usually restricts it to one spot unless she's feeling particularly ravenous. the side of your throat is hers, even though satoru tends to like it there too—there's a silent understanding between the two that it's her preferred area. when she's drinking her lashes will flutter, hints of red seeping into her normally hazel eyes. one hand will trail up your arm soothingly while the other remains still over your neck. she's reliable and comfortable and so so perfect. shoko is fantastic with her control, and since she's normally first, she'll only take as much blood as she truly needs before sitting back and smiling at you. her eyes dart over your flushed face as she wipes her bloodstained lips clean. "thanks baby," she finally sighs as she tucks your hair behind your ear.
suguru goes next, because he's levelheaded, and somehow seems to care more about your needs than his own. he crawls towards you, wetting his lips as his hooded eyes dart over you. you've been with him long enough to catch the silent question for consent, and he's known you long enough to understand when you say yes. suguru's favorite spot to drink from is your wrist—there's just something so intimate about it. and he always always always presses a kiss to it before his meal. sometimes it's a featherlight brush of lips, other times it's chaste and passionate—but he never forgets it. it's almost like a silent thank you for your generosity.
when suguru drinks, his eyes never stray from you. they remain open and hooded, going dark with a mix of pleasure and affection, but they won't go anywhere else. his gaze is so intense, but it's softened by the smile you can feel stretching across your wrist as he drinks. it's like he wants you to know that you are his only priority. when he drinks, his fingers will brush over your hand to comfort you through any pain because god knows he hates the idea that it causes you pain. he hums against your skin too, as he drinks—he needs you to know how good you taste. and when he's done he has to give the spot one more kiss. gently, of course, because he knows it's sensitive and he just needs a small gesture to display the magnitude of his love for you. "still okay, sweetheart?" he'll ask, lips finding your forehead. he just needs to make sure you're still good.
and then there's satoru, the most eager of the three. he thinks his eagerness is justified—he drank your blood once and has been hooked on it ever since. he claims there's nothing in the world that tastes better, and by the time it's his turn he's practically giddy. satoru is somewhat of a wild card as a vampire. depending on how he's feeling, he may tease you as he drinks or just desperately goes straight for it. regardless of what he's feeling, there is always an underlying tenderness hidden beneath his interactions with you. the same goes for his preferred spot. he's like shoko and suguru—he likes the throat and the wrist; thinks they're both fun. he goes for the throat more commonly because he likes how close you are to him. when he's drinking from your neck his fingers will almost always tangle themselves through your hair—he just likes how it feels and how easy it is for him to maneuver you the way he likes. if he's going for your wrist he'll usually just shut his eyes and drink deeply, because gods above is he on cloud nine when he tastes you.
and yet all of you know that satoru's true favorite spot is your thighs. he loves how flustered it gets you, loves how wild it makes him feel. he's almost always feeling extra playful when he goes for your thighs, and it shows in his deep throaty chuckles that he lets out against your skin. he loves how messy it gets too, because in between his playful laughs your blood ends up dripping down over his chin and staining him red—it makes his head spin and his heart race. but when he's done drinking satoru only cares about making you smile. sometimes he'll give you a silly grin and say "thank you for the meal, pretty," and you'll just weakly shove him away with a fond roll of your eyes. but he just takes your face in his palms and presses a warm kiss to your lips—a muted thank you.
and of course, when everyone's done and satiated, shoko starts quietly fussing over how you need to drink and eat and lay down because they've taken a lot from you. suguru is already grabbing blankets and maneuvering pillows in the way he knows you like best while satoru digs around for his favorite snacks that he's always willing to share with you. the three of them dote on you like crazy, keeping you wrapped in their embrace until you're peacefully dozing off. they just love their little human so much, but how can they not? after all, as insane as it is, you've somehow managed to wrap three powerful vampires around your little pinky finger—not that they would have it any other way.
#BARKING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS#need to be their little blood bag fr !!#i love how subtly different they all are i could talk about them for hours#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk x reader#gojo x reader#gojo satoru x reader#geto x reader#geto suguru x reader#shoko x reader#shoko ieiri x reader#sashisu x reader#sashisu#jujutsu kaisen headcanons#jjk fluff#jjk drabbles#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jujutsu kaisen fluff#jujutsu kaisen x you#shoko x you#gojo x you#geto x you#jjk x you#satoru gojo x reader#getou suguru x reader#ieiri shoko x reader#poly sashisu
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Hello there! hope your day is going good and if not I hope it gets better.
I was wondering if I could request a scenario (you can do headcanon format) Where Mc is in a life or death because a lower demon is about to kill them and Mc actually kills the lower demon with their own magic. how would the undatables react/comfort Mc after they killed someone because their life was in danger.
Thank you in advance if you do decide to write and make sure to stay hydrated!
hi there! i can do that :)
hope you're having a great day too <3 just drank water with a liquid iv in it so hopefully im super hydrated now haha. i've had a bit of a sore throat for the past few days now so i've been really chugging water better than i usually have which says a lot! love me my 30 oz water bottle that goes everywhere with me
enjoy!
Undatables react to Mc killing a lower demon while defending themself
Diavolo
he's very proud of you but quickly goes on high alert
you've never seen him more serious
he's doing all sorts of things such as upping security measures and looking into the background of the now deceased demon to ensure your safety and to make sure there wasn't anything more behind the attack
he makes sure to give you a huge hug and lets you know exactly how he feels <3
Barbatos
if you hadn't killed them, he would've finished the job for you
since there's no work there for him to do, he'll be taking a visit to see that demon's relatives in the near future
in the meantime, he'll help you unwind and try to take your mind off it
perhaps a tea party with all your favorite treats and little d's there, if you'd like :)
Simeon
he won't ask questions and he'll heal you no matter what
even if you didn't get very hurt, he insists you stay under his care for a little bit
you'll get the best bedside care and soup ever
let him dote on you, it'll make him feel better too knowing you're safe in his arms <3
Luke
he's immediately freaking out
what do you mean a lower demon tried to kill you!!!
100% in tears and refuses to let you out of death grip hug he has on you
the next day, he gifts you an amulet with an angelic blessing on it and asks you to carry it everywhere with you. doesn't care if that means the brothers can't get anywhere near you now. better for him that way anyways haha
Solomon
he's very impressed!
gah they grow up so fast. it felt like just yesterday he gave you the nickname of his apprentice
deep underneath his gushing, he's worried but he knows that you're capable
even goes as far as to give a few little tips for the future. love at it's finest haha
Mephisto
he's furious with himself that he even let you get in that situation
he almost feels as if he's failed you, but he tries to hold up a facade of nonchalantness
it won't take much coaxing to break down this barrier and see how upset he actually is
if you notice him being extra loving in the next week or so, try not to comment on it but accept his affections
Thirteen
she's with you as much as she can be, but she knows it's just impossible to be by your side all the time
she's angry at herself and the now dead lower demon because that window of time when she's away is never very large
but, she knows you are more than strong enough to take care of yourself if it wasn't already apparent before
she'll make excuse after excuse to be with you until she eventually just spills the beans. she really cares about you <33
Raphael
he's gonna check you at least three times over to make sure you're alright
but right after he almost scolds you, in a loving way
he tells you he should've been the one to do it and that he should've been by your side
he was just very nervous he could've lost you, but is so proud of how you stood up for yourself <3
#obey me#obey me!#obey me x reader#obey me thirteen#obey me diavolo#obey me barbatos#obey me simeon#obey me luke#obey me raphael#obey me mephisto#obey me solomon#omswd#obey me shall we date#obey me! shall we date
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O!Steve is pregnant w Tommy's baby out of wedlock & he knows Tommy will use the pregnancy as a means to essentially trap him in a horrible marriage he doesn't want.
It's 1969, abortion is now newly safe & legal in California so Steve makes a decision. B!Robin helps as he gathers all the cash he has hidden away under the floorboard in his closet; Christmas money, birthday money, and painstakingly saved wages plus tips from working the ice cream shop every summer. Robin gives him all of the tips she'd saved as well.
All they need now is a ride out of town & all the way to California. Steve’s car is recognizable & registered to his father. Robin can't drive except for her bicycle, but she is skilled at reading a road map. There's no one they can rlly trust with the truth of their destination, till A!Eddie Munson stumbles upon them on the side of the road by the Hawkins sign.
He recognizes them, they of course recognize him, and he reveals he's skipping town to bum around California following music festivals and chasing fame. Robin tries lying for them saying they're just headed to California for a summer anywhere but Hawkins. Eddie doesn't seem to believe them, throwing glances Steve's way.
After 3 days they scrounge together some money for a motel room & they all finally get the chance to shower. Eddie takes the opportunity while Robin is showering to bring up tht Steve is obviously pregnant. He promises he won't say anything again after he gets an answer to his question: is Steve safe if he returns to Hawkins without a baby?
Steve breaks down into sobs as he admits out loud tht no he's not safe in Hawkins at all. Not even in his childhood home. That while he does want to b a mom he doesn't want to b one yet, doesn't want to have a child with this person, doesn't want to end up married to someone who'd only restrict his few freedoms till there was only a shell left behind. Robin comes out of the shower to find Steve crying in Eddie's arms.
Eddie vows to them both he'll help Steve get to California.
Eventually they get to San Francisco & Eddie goes w Steve to a clinic. The procedure is done with Steve holding Eddie's hand. In the end Steve asks to b w Eddie through the summer & Robin goes back to Indiana on a bus w promises tht Steve will write to her. Noone pretends Steve or Eddie will go back to Indiana ever again. A summer of music festivals in California turns into autumn in a town outside Seattle & Eddie’s found work in a mechanics shop while Steve waits tables at a diner. They've found a place to live, and got their mating officially registered at the courthouse. In their free time Steve paints and Eddie plays his acoustic guitar. Till three years have passed & they decide they're both ready for a baby.
Their little girl is born with ten fingers and ten toes on May 18th, 1971. Exactly 3 years to the day tht Eddie let a pregnant Steve & worried Robin into his van on his way to California.
the bar might be on the floor for men, but alpha Eddie being pro-choice, supportive, and helping omega Steve get the abortion he needs to be safe will always make me melt😭💕
#slick sunday#steddie#steddie omegaverse#omega steve harrington#alpha eddie munson#my asks#a/b/o#omegaverse#steve x eddie#mpreg#cw mpreg#tw mpreg#abortion#cw abortion#tw abortion
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Mark Sloan x reader who is best friends with Meredith. They secretly get together a few weeks after he arrives in Seattle. A few months later she starts to feel sick and Meredith asks her if she could be pregnant. She recognizes she might be and takes a test. It comes out positive. She freaks out and Meredith calms her down. Meredith still doesn't know about her and Mark so she keeps begging the reader to tell her who the father is. This goes on for a few days, with a few friends joining in on the questioning. She hasn't told Mark yet though. During one of these conversations, Mark overhears them and drops the files he's holding. He goes to the reader and says “We're having a baby?” with a huge smile on his face. She nods and he hugs and kisses her. Meanwhile, those listening in are completely shocked because nobody saw that coming. Please?
❛ 𝑻𝒐𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 ❜
𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜: Mark Sloan x Pregnant!reader ♡
𝘼/𝙣: This was very specific ahah, hope you'll like it anon!
You rushed into the locker room, hoping you weren't late, luckily they were all still there.
"Where were you?" you have been warmly welcomed by your group.
"I was- I've just- well now I'm here" you took off your shirt starting to get ready, without adding details about your horrible morning.
"Oh the girl has a secret lover" Cristina said. You ignored her. "Maybe Jackson knows something more" she continued.
"What the hell are you saying?" he looked at her confused as he finished getting dressed.
"Wait, Jackson?!" April added in a worried tone.
"Kepner calm down" Lexie said to her.
"Okay stop, there isn't any secret lover anywhere" you said shutting up everyone.
A few minutes later everyone had already left, except Meredith, she was waiting for you. You were sitting on one of the benches staring into space.
"Y/n, are you okay?" the blonde sat next to you putting a hand on your shoulder.
"Umh, yeah..." you stood up to get ready to join the others, but just before you went to the door you stopped feeling the urge to throw up.
"Oh hey" Meredith got up quickly to help you. "Oh my God, are you pregnant?"
"What?" you recovered while she accompanied you to the bathroom to rinse your face.
"So?" Meredith's curious voice interrupted your stillness. You looked at her as if to ask where she was getting at, and a smile appeared on her face. "You're pregnant, aren't you?" she asked again.
Actually you didn't know what to answer her, it could be possible.
"I... don't know..." you said confused.
"Okay, stay here, I'm going to get a test" she rushed out to find one, the hospital definitely had one.
Meanwhile you sat down for a moment. How would Mark react? I mean, you'd been dating for a few months now and no one knew about it, but you had no idea what he would think about the idea of having a baby.
"Okay, here's!" Meredith came back suddenly making you scare. You took the test without thinking twice, anxiety was starting to rise. One day you would have thought about having baby and starting a family, but one day... now it would have been challenging, the residency was already giving you enough stress. But that day had come sooner than you thought, what the test said was clear.
You came out of the bathroom where Meredith was waiting for you.
"Positive?" you answered her by nodding and she jumped up to come towards you.
"Are we happy?" she asked you tried to hold back her excitement.
"I-" anxiety began to take over. "I'm just starting out, how do I handle all this? It's a miracle I can remember my keys when I go out, I don't have the responsibility like a good mother would have!" you were about to freak out.
"Ok, you're panicking, calm down" Meredith made you sit back on the bench. "You will have time for your baby, when you see him he'll become the only thing that matters to you, and well then you will become more responsible too… I hope" you let out a small laugh.
"You're right" you managed to come to your senses, while a huge smile was created on your face. "I'm gonna have a baby!" you exclaimed realizing the situation.
"Yeah!" Meredith literally choked you trying to hug you.
"Wait, so you really have a secret lover?" she asked more curious. You weren't ready to tell her, but you couldn't deny it, because the baby was there and he certainly couldn't have created on his own. "Oh my God is really Jackson?!"
"What? No!" she wouldn't even leave you alone for a second until you told her who the father was. For now you used the excuse of going back to work to get out of the way, but you should have thought of something else in the future. Even if she sooner or later she would find out.
During the day you managed to find a moment for yourself, alone to rest in one of the call rooms, when you then heard the sound of the door opening.
"We had the same idea" you got out of bed having recognized the voice.
"Hey" you approached Mark to kiss him. He smiled at you as he tucked a strand of hair behind your ear.
"You look happy" he told you.
"I am" you kept looking at him smiling. You were so torn between telling him or waiting, but your pager preceded all your thoughts.
"Fuck, I'm sorry I have to..."
"I know" he gave you one last little kiss to greet you, you looked at him one last time before leaving. Yes, you would have waited.
Meanwhile, as these weeks went by, the thing that annoyed you and made difficult to go on the most wasn't the early pregnancy symptoms, but Meredith. God, you didn't think she could get this annoying. She wanted to know at all costs who the father of the baby was, sometimes you just wanted to disappear from the world for this. Yeah well, you would have done the same thing in her side, but it was so frustrating.
"Please Y/n, I won't say to anyone, you can trust me!" at one point you stopped to think about it. She was important to you, your lives depended on each other, telling her wouldn't hurt anyone.
"Okay... I have someone here in this hospital..." you sighed before revealing his name. "It's Mark"
"Mark Sloan?!" she repeated raising her eyebrows almost in shock.
"Yes, Mark and I are having a baby!" you repeated too, still almost incredulous.
"Are we going to have a baby?" you whipped around behind you at hearing her voice as he dropped the file he was holding. This wasn't exactly the moment you wanted him to know, so you looked at him nodding.
"Oh my God Y/n!" he approached you embracing you tightly, even managing to convey to you all the happiness he felt at that moment, then he began to kiss you intensely, not caring about the people who were around there. You wouldn't expected this reaction but you were so happy.
"I love you Y/n" at that moment all those hormones could have made you cry.
"I love you too Mark" you went back to kissing him. Meredith was smiling at you from behind, while everyone was completely paralyzed by the news.
"Y/n's having a baby?"
"Sloan's having a baby??"
"Wait, Mark and Y/n are together?!" Cristina, Lexie, Jackson and April were there wondering and unable to grasp the whole situation.
"Why is no one working in this fucking hospital?" you said confused and annoyed that they found out it too like this.
"Don't care about it, we'll be the best family in the world" he put his hand on your cheek to caress you as your foreheads rested against each other.
#mark sloan#mark sloan x reader#mark sloan imagine#greys anatomy#grey's anatomy#greys anatomy imagine#greys anatomy x reader#y/n#fanfics#my writing#requests
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Kenma NSFW Headcanons
AN: Bouncing ball inc? More like bouncing on his-
Warnings: Nsfw topics involved
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• Kenma is not to crazy when it comes to sex. But then again I see him as a power dom but he sometimes goes way on you but usually he fucks you dumb. Oh but there are nights where he wants you ride him when hes playing a game that he has to use his headset so you have to be quiet
° Let's say you felt a bit freaky and gave him a blowjob when he was streaming. Oh man its adorable to see how he barely keeps his composure. But dont worry hes going to get his payback when you stream🤗
• He whispers in your ear during sex. He seems so innocent but hrs got quite the dirty mouth on him. It's always the quite ones isn't it..
° Kenma has a sharing kink. But he'd only ever share with Kuroo no one else
• if he ever sees you in his jersey he goes crazy. He likes fucking you in his jersey. He then wears the next day at his game. He claims it gives him good luck
° GAMER FINGERS!!!! Man has fast and slim fingers he can reach really deep all while thrusting into quickly. But hey his hands got nothing on his dick
• His dick is like his fingers slim and long. He really isn't big width wise but he makes up for that in length
° He doesn't have that much stamina. He last like 3-4 45 minute rounds.
• Kenma loves quickies. If hes got a meeting in 30 but is feeling really horny he'll take you anywhere 😚
° Car sex. Hey if y'all went for McDonald's at three in morning and suddenly hes in the mood Kenma will drive to a more secluded parking lot and fuck you in the car.
• Ohhhh timeskip kenma is a bit more crazy. He can and will fuck you in public. If your at a booth with friends he might slip a few fingers into you. He likes seeing you crumble
° Ooooo I imagine him have a receptionist who like doesnt like you because she has a thing for him at one point you get feed up and he fucks you in his office only after to tell you that there was a window and how the receptionist saw everything 😚 of course hed fire her after
• Million dollor question. Tits thighs or ass? Kenma seems like an ass guy ngl. Always gripping your ass when hes making out with you and he has to pressed against a wall
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Thank you!!!
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No pressure at all! But I had an idea for your ‘how would the Cevans characters react’ I’ve loved every installment of this so far 🥰🖤🥰
How would they react if reader was having an off day and for some reason couldn’t get off so she faked having an orgasm in bed.
Is this because of @cevansbrat0007's Ari fic? (which is great, go read that, but I feel like I've seen a surge in this trope since) Because, see, this is very interesting to me, and I really hope you've read other stuff of mine before, nonnie. I don't write everybody as a perfect gentleman...
Warnings for various levels of spice since we are, in fact, talking about orgasms, duh! MINORS DNI. See my Light Masterlist for all-age friendly fics!
James Mace
Ok, I'm not sure it would get so far as for you to actually fake it. Mace is a slow, steady, deep kind of lover. He'd realize you aren't getting anywhere or building up to it pretty quickly, all things considered, and he would make you talk to him while he continues foreplay/touching you. Pretty sure he just wants to be attached to you in some way while you have time together...
Curtis Everett
Curtis gets very intense when he senses you're holding something back, like predatorily intense. Uses his body to cage you in, constant eye contact, probably even pinching/tickling you until you confess.
He doubles down. You fake one; Curtis forces two out of you in return.
Jimmy Dobyne
Shockingly, Jimmy would be super upset if you faked an orgasm with him. (There is one caveat to this: IF HE FINDS OUT.) Jimmy is a straight-forward guy who doesn't enjoy dating games. You aren't into sex right now? Fucking say something. He's horrified by the idea you would just lay there and take it or whatever because what the fuck???
He's got simple rules. If you don't like something, tell him because he can handle himself for one night/a little while or he'll happily do something different. If you never want something he does, then you two shouldn't be together. That's it.
Sex is an important aspect of your relationship, but it ain't the whole thing. Tell him to piss off, or ask for a quiet night of holding each other. Do not lie, cheat, or steal. You lied about being satisfied, you cheated him out of the chance to actually give you what you needed, and you stole his confidence that he recognizes your body's signals. Yes, Jimmy sorta makes it about him, but that's mostly because he feels helpless and a little dirty.
Johnny Storm
Existential CRISIS.
Have you ever faked it with him before? Have other women faked it with him?? Is this a common thing??? Hot shot goes into full-meltdown mode, and unsurprisingly, you end up kinda lost in the narrative there, soothing him instead of yourself.
Oddly enough, you two do end up closer from the experience though because Johnny realizes that he very much values trust and honesty, whereas before he would have thought plain ol' fun the most important thing...
Jake Jensen
Jakey, my beloved, clueless noob... He doesn't really know what to do. He asks a lot of questions. What's wrong? What can he do? What do you want in this moment? Should he have done it differently? Do you need more? Something else? Was it him?
For a dozen times after, he'll ask if that one was real or fake. He's touchy about it, but 90% of his concern is just that you are actually happy. He puts in quite a bit of extra effort for a while after, too.
Lloyd Hansen
I am a broken record when it comes to Lloyd: he does not care. At best, he'd be torturing you to come for his own pleasure. At worst, well, he's there to get off. You don't need to.
If by some magical scenario Lloyd does give a fuck about you or your feelings, I think he'd expect you to take what you needed from him to climax. Otherwise, it's not really his problem.
Ari Levinson
Depends on his own mood for sure. When Ari is stressed or tired, he tends to turn inward and focus on his own feelings, not purposefully ignoring you but still. It reads like he didn't/doesn't notice and just continues on with sleep/the normal routine. If he's got the emotional, energy bandwidth to talk it out with you, he absolutely will. Don't take any offense. Sometimes he's muddling through like you.
Ransom Drysdale
Has no idea. Probably doesn't want to have an idea. Unless it becomes a regular problem, he's just gonna let it slide. He won't bring it up if you don't.
Steve Rogers
On the surface, Steve looks concerned and listens to your reasons for faking, but honestly, on the inside, he hates the idea that you felt the need to. Steve will easily forego sex in favor of literally anything you want to do, so to let it get all the way to love-making and apparently suffering through till he's finished? It makes him a bit sick. He'll get more more restrained and cautious in future, all for want of you never faking again.
Bucky Barnes
Feels like a huge failure as a partner. Spends a good portion of the conversation having you promise to communicate with him better from now on. This is from a man who has so many things going on in his mind that Bucky is often derailed from pleasure/enjoyment during sex. He's just very triggered by the darndest things, and you've been so understanding. Why can't he be that for you, too?
Thank you for asking!
A/N: I know these are a bit short. Let me know if there's one or more you'd like expanded on, but thank you for reading!
[Main Masterlist; 'Who Would...' Asks; Ko-Fi]
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hiii :)
I would like to request Hobie x spider person reader hcs who has social anxiety/quiet and rarely goes to spider society hq so shes either walking in the city or at home with her cats?
Take all the time you need!
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Literally me lmao
Hobie x Socially Anxious! Spider-Person! Reader
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First off, honey
He loves you for who you are
If you don't wanna show up for meetings?
He'll either stay with you
Mostly to piss Miguel off
Or fill you in afterwards
He thinks the meetings are boring anyways, and the fact that these people, esp Miggy, can sit there and talk about keeping multiverses up with people's suffering?
It kinda gets to him sometimes
If Miguel hints that it's a SUPER important meeting
He'll do his best to make you comfortable while you're there
Toss his vest over your suit
Hold your hand
Sit between you and the crowd
Anything you ask of him, really
Hell, he's the type to sit by the doors with you so you can make a cleaner getaway
He'll go anywhere you want him to, just say the word
Like
Walks?
He's big on quality time
So just walking around the city with you is good
Especially if it's late and there aren't many other people out and about
If you need just a few things from the store and mention it to him?
He'll run and grab them for you
No questions
Wanna just stay home?
He'll come over with some cat treats
They'll snuggle with him even without
But he likes when they start nudging his hand for snacks
He's a good cat dad
And, more importantly, a good boyfriend
If your bf doesn't like your cats drop the wholeass man
#x reader#xreader#hobie#hobie brown spider punk#spider punk hobie brown#hobie brown#hobie brown x reader#spider punk hobart brown#hobart brown x reader#hobart brown#spider punk headcanons#spider punk x reader#spider man: across the spider verse#across the spiderverse x reader#across the spider verse#across the spider verse spoilers#across the spiderverse#into the spider verse#spiderverse x reader#spiderverse#spider man across the spiderverse#spiderverse headcanon
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biased as always, the number one Anne Stan, ofc i gotta christen this returned account with my girl <3
hlc react to mc developing a crush on anne? from the consistent visits to feldcroft to the occasional outing that mc can take her on, it’s obvious they’re growing to be a little more than friends…
A/N: Anne Sallow simping content coming right up lol
HLC REACT TO MC CRUSHING ON ANNE SALLOW
It all started the day Sebastian introduced MC to her. Even with her tired eyes, they were enraptured by her sweet voice and good nature despite being in such pain. Even if Anne was convinced there was no real help for her, MC was determined to make life just a bit more enjoyable.
At first, It was letters with little gifts. Those turned into visits without Sebastian tailing them. Eventually, sneaking Anne out of the house for some "fresh air." Even without Sebastian around, her uncle was rather unpleasant. Always hovering, to the point of being overbearing.
Their most memorable date outing by far has to have been when MC offered to fly her up the hill on their broom to overlook Feldcroft. She sat sidesaddle on the handle in front of MC and she held on to them as they gently glided up into the air. MC struggled to focus on where they were going having her so close.
So close in fact, that if MC hadn't been so distracted, maybe they would have heard the faint but distinctive whisper of ancient magic coming from the scar on her side.
SEBASTIAN SALLOW: He gets suspicious when MC starts asking too many Anne centric questions. Then he gets REAL suspicious when he walked in on MC and Anne playing wizard's chess. He hadn't announced that he was going, so he was shocked to see MC with his sister alone.
Protective Brother™ mode activated. What were they playing at? His sister had enough to deal with right now, she didn't need MC drooling all over her. He doesn't fall for any of MC's excuses, no one visits Anne more than he does, not even her old school friends. There was no way MC's intentions were "just being friendly".
He keeps an eagle eye out for MC. If he can't find them anywhere, he goes straight to Feldcroft to break up the fraternizing. Anne will have to tell him off multiple times.
OMINIS GAUNT: He doesn't know this is going on until Anne casually mentions it in her letters. This....he struggles with this. Anne is very special to him. They'd been close since first year, she was one of his first and few friends and now she...she seems so...taken by MC.
He wrestles with his own pride and self loathing. He should have said something sooner. He should have told her how much he....it didn't matter now. MC was braver. She doesn't deserve a coward like him anyway. He's happy she's happy. That's all that matters...right?
IMELDA REYES: She knew Anne. They were on the Slytherin quidditch team together before Anne fell ill. She reads about Anne and MC in letters and snorts. She advises Anne to not be so quick to admire MC, they aren't that amazing.
NATSAI ONAI: She finds it absolutely adorable. MC always thinks of Anne, constantly asking her if Anne will like what they've found or bought. Even asks for advice, not that she knows much about relationships, but she tries her best.
GARRETH WEASLEY: He gets nosey, seeing MC almost always nose deep in a letter that smells floral with a touch of birch. He'll poke fun that they're infatuated with their special pen pal and not so subtly imply that he has the perfect potion in mind if they want to speed things along. *Wink*
LEANDER PREWETT: Anne who? Sebastian's sister? Pfffft, good luck with that. Sebastian is a bulldog when it comes to family. Very protective, almost possessive.
AMIT THAKKAR: He first realizes that MC is acting strange when they started daydreaming heavily in class. Even in the more interesting classes. What's got them all starry-eyed and distracted from learning? ....he should have known. A girl.
EVERETT CLOPTON: He hears about it second hand from someone else who heard MC and Sebastian going at it over MC seeing Anne without supervision. Rumors spread like wildfire, especially when the arguably most interesting person at Hogwarts apparently developed a crush on Sallow's sister and was sneaking around with her. Made for very juicy gossip.
POPPY SWEETING: She hears about it through the rumor mill as well and tells MC to fly in on a hippogriff next time. That always impresses the ladies, trust her on this.
ANNE SALLOW: MC brought some color back into her life. They wanted to know all about her, they showered her with gifts, and would come to see her even without reason. She caught on fast that MC fancied her and she had fun playing coy.
Oh, MC wants to know what she likes for her birthday? What an odd, totally random question. MC has been staring at her for the last five minutes, not realizing she's stopped talking, how interesting. She loved pointing out MC's blatantly odd behavior and watching them fluster within an inch of their life. It's the Slytherin in her, she thinks it's funny.
When MC starts asking for more private outings, that's when she really starts to feel special. MC was willing to accommodate her in any way she needed. If she grew exhausted from a walk, they would carry her back. If she was having a particularly rough day with the curse, they'd tend to her hand and a foot, almost fussing as much as Sebastian. Almost.
The time MC flew her up the hill to the lookout, she felt herself falling, in the figurative sense. MC may have fallen for her first, but she fell harder. Holding on to them as they flew, she couldn't take her eyes off their face. She almost kissed them. She didn't, however, miss the fact that her scar hurt a lot less that day.
#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy reactions#hl#sebastian sallow#ominis gaunt#anne sallow#imelda reyes#natsai onai#garreth weasley#leander prewett#amit thakkar#everett clopton
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Crazy idea: Rufus gets de-aged to being like ten years old because of some Hojo shenanigans. He’s so horribly embarrassed by the whole thing that he goes to hide in some remote part of HQ. Little does he know that this is Sephiroth’s favorite spot to go for alone time and Sephiroth discovers him there. What happens?
(Your choice of whether or not this is actually the year old Rufus or if he still has his memories/older brain intact and it’s just his body that’s different.)
This started off as angst but violently veered off track and turned into shenanigans. Bone apple tea
The spot in question is one of the secluded parts of the rooftop, away from the helipads and other stations. This time Sephiroth ends up there after a disagreement with Genesis and Angeal that leaves him wanting to lock himself away from everyone for at least a day until he's ready to see them again.
Except he needs the fresh air, and 70 stories up breathing in the smog is as pure as the air can get in Midgar's mako-dense atmosphere.
Sephiroth goes there but there's already a child in the place he'd usually sit, a boy with platinum blonde hair and teary blue eyes.
Both the boy and Sephiroth are startled— moreso the boy. Sephiroth asks him how he got up there and where his caretakers are. The boy says he knew the code to the access point to get up there. Sephiroth asks again where his parents are.
The little boy gets quiet. Sephiroth notices how he's softly trembling and it's not from the cold wind. He says his dad is working, like always, and that his mother is dead. He explains to Sephiroth that she died very recently.
this tugs at Sephiroth's heartstrings. He asks him his name once more. This time the boy answers with Rufus. This is when Sephiroth realizes that the kid looks like a much younger version of the Vice President.
So he asks him if he's Rufus Shinra, and Rufus nods.
Sephiroth is shocked now and asks what happened, what's the last thing he remembers. Rufus says he remembers waking up in Hojo's lab and that's it. other than that he doesn't remember anything else, he thinks it's supposed to be one year but apparently they're in the future. he says he ran away from the labs.
Sephiroth's blood is boiling now because of Hojo. he knows if this gets out the president will be livid. so Sephiroth extends his hand and asks Rufus to come with him. he might talk to Hojo and demand he fix this otherwise he'll go to the president. he also fears Hojo's men are looking for him to take back to the labs, so Sephiroth grabs him and they go to Angeal's apartment.
Sephiroth casts the bitterness of the argument aside and Knocks on the door. Angeal answers, Genesis is already there.
They're surprised to see him back so soon, and even more so when there's a weepy little boy with Sephiroth.
Sephiroth explains everything to them. they're stunned. while neither of them ever liked Rufus Shinra, this kid is clinging onto Sephiroth and really confused. Sephiroth says this Rufus remembers that his mother died recently and can't even fend for himself.
They agree to help. Genesis suggests they go threaten Hojo immediately into changing him back. Angeal says it's best to lay low until the morning, at least until they figure out what's going on with Hojo and if they're looking for him
Genesis suggests they take Rufus to Hollander.
Angeal asks him if he's stupid.
Sephiroth figures it's worth a try. But they can't walk through the HQ with Rufus because that'll raise suspicion and also Hojo might find him.
Angeal throws a blanket over Rufus and Sephiroth picks him up and carries him.
They leave, get about halfway there before running into Tseng, who asks them if they've seen the VP anywhere, since Rufus has been missing for half a day.
They tell him no.
Rufus sneezes.
All three of them sneeze at once to try to mask the sneeze.
Tseng, suspicious, asks if they're all sick.
Genesis says yes, they've all contracted the flu.
Tseng inquires about the very odd white sheet in Sephiroth's arms.
Sephiroth tells him it's a giant stuffed animal...that he needs...to get in touch with his inner child.
Rufus sneezes again. Genesis violently sneezes to try to mask it. It flies in Tseng's face. Tseng is frozen in horror. This gives them enough time to flee.
Once they're away from everyone and on the way to Hollander's lab, Sephiroth uncovers Rufus and checks to see if he's sick.
Sure enough he's feverish—curse children and their low immune system. Rufus nestles in Sephiroth's arms and now Sephiroth feels conflicted because this is the Vice President, who is notoriously a pain in the ass, but it is also an innocent child done wrong by Professor Hojo.
Angeal asks Sephiroth why he's monologuing about the joys of one day setting Hojo on fire.
They reach Hollander's lab.
Hollander is asleep on a metal slab table with a bag of Stamp Champs and crumbs over his chest.
Genesis makes a mental note to get a proper checkup at the local clinic.
After waking Hollander up, explaining the whole debacle, and giving Rufus some medicine for his flu, Hollander agrees to help them under one condition.
Sephiroth: Yes we'll bring you the decapitated head of Professor Hojo.
Hollander: That's not what I was going to ask.
Sephiroth:
Sephiroth: Rats.
Hollander tells them that Rufus' condition is most likely caused by one of Hojo's experiments involving materia. They'll need to go fetch the exact materia used from Hojo's lab so Hollander can create an antidote.
Rufus is starting to fall asleep in Sephiroth's arms and mumbles something about "this must be what it feels like to be loved"
Genesis starts crying.
Sephiroth now feels fully responsible for this child.
Angeal tells Sephiroth that they better leave Rufus with Hollander while they go find the materia.
Rufus gets very upset by the idea of Sephiroth leaving.
Sephiroth refuses to leave him.
Angeal and Sephiroth are arguing.
Meanwhile Genesis found his recent blood test results and questions Hollander why there's mustard stains on them.
Angeal has enough, throws the white sheet back on Rufus and pushes everyone out the door.
They head for Hojo's lab.
They run into Tseng AGAIN on their way there.
All three of them try to speak at once but Tseng, wearing a surgical mask, just blasts them with disinfectant.
They run through the cloud of vapor hacking and coughing.
Rufus notices they're going back to Hojo's lab and begins to panic. He starts to recognize the lab and remember what happened to him in there.
His reaction further enrages Sephiroth, who kicks the door open and scares four lab techs and sends a metal cart flying.
Hojo demands to know why they're barging in like this.
Sephiroth hands the Rufus-shaped sheet to Angeal.
Sephiroth calmly approaches Professor Hojo.
Sephiroth punches Hojo in the face.
Hojo's nose is broken. He's screaming. He's demanding that security be called. There's a commotion.
Genesis panics and starts to look for the materia around the lab.
Rufus sneezes again. Three technicians look at him.
Angeal sneezes to mask it.
A technician hits a red button.
Three men in hazmat suits run out with disinfectant.
Angeal is now running from the hazmat suits with Rufus in his arms.
12 lab techs cannot pull Sephiroth from Hojo, who's bones are being crushed by the minute.
Genesis finds the materia.
He manages to grab Angeal with Rufus, signal to Sephiroth, and now the four of them are running out of the lab as a speed previously unknown to SOLDIER biology.
They run into Tseng again.
Tseng blasts them with more disinfectant.
They make it back to Hollander's lab and give him the materia. While Hollander is concocting an antidote, they're checking up on Rufus to make sure he's okay.
Rufus' fever has gone down but now he's very sleepy. He crawls into Sephiroth's arms to sleep. Sephiroth says he isn't ready to let go of child Rufus because he reminds him so much of himself when he was a child, treated unfairly by Hojo and the adults in his life.
Angeal reminds him that this is the Vice President, the face pinned to the dart board in Lazard's office.
Sephiroth can't hear Angeal over the sound of Rufus' cuddled up to him, sleeping.
Hollander creates a cure and brings it over.
Rufus is brought back to his former self.
Rufus wakes up with his full memories still snuggled in Sephiroth's arms.
Rufus: Alright....I must thank you for your help, but Sephiroth you can let me go now.
Sephiroth:
Rufus: Sephiroth this is inappropriate.
Sephiroth:
Rufus: Hewley, Rhapsodos, help.
Genesis: It looks like he's still fixated on child you. Perhaps you can say something shocking to bring him back?
Rufus: Oh, alright.
Rufus: Hm. Ah, I know.
Rufus: I was the one who killed Glenn Lodbrok.
Sephiroth:
Sephiroth:
Sephiroth: WHAT
#ff7#ffvii#final fantasy 7#sephiroth#final fantasy vii#ffvii crisis core#genesis rhapsodos#ff7 crisis core#angeal hewley#rufus shinra#rebirth spoilers#ffvii rebirth spoilers#storytime
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Casted Shine - 2012 Fanfiction
Explanation: Inspiration request from this post.
Photo: Photo belongs to @claaaaaaaaaar!
Story Summary: Mikey needs a lot of things. And his family does his best to provide. But sometimes, he has to work to get what he wants. He doesn’t mind. He’s an expert at it by now. Besides, the cast will come off eventually.
Main Relationship(s): Mikey & Donnie
Character(s): Leo, Raph, Mikey, Donnie, Icecream Kitty
Words: 1,972
“Hey.”
Mikey keeps his voice soft, but friendly, trying not to spook him while also hoping for a reaction.
Donnie doesn't move. His upper body lies against the island surface.
He keeps his cheek pressed against his arm, staring at the cast.
Raph and Leo's names are in his view. Mikey's is on the other side, along with a couple doodles, including Splinter and Ice Cream Kitty.
"You hungry?" He asks, because this is the first time that he'd found him in the kitchen. He isn’t sure if that means something or if Donnie is willing to share. It can’t hurt to ask though.
Normally, he's in the pit or his bedroom. Less often, he'll take cover in the dojo. Once they found him in the ShellRaiser. Not going anywhere. Just sitting in the corner, turning a screwdriver over in his hands.
It's been days since he last built anything with his tools.
"Donnie." He insists when his question goes unanswered. "Want me to make something?"
A subtle head shake. Mikey nods in acceptance, pulling out his t-phone. {donnie's in the kitchen}
"Leo thought you were watching TV." {doing what?}
"You sure you don't want a snack?" {nothing}
"Or drink, or somethin'?" {let me know if you need me}
Leo was up all day keeping the nightmares at bay. Mikey will not be doing that.
"That's a great idea." Mikey confirms with himself. "Let's do some pizzas."
Donnie looks up, frowning. He waves the concern away, “Pizzas are totally healthy! And filling! What does Sensei know?”
His older brother’s face deadpans. Mikey winks. “Trust me.”
Then he greets his precious kitty, removing her bowl from the freezer. "Watch her for me."
He sets her in front of Donnie and she immediately takes to sniffing his face, rubbing herself against his beak with a low purr. Mikey takes out the pizzas as Donnie lifts his head to wipe off the icecream from his face. She pushes herself into his lifted hand.
He obliges her as Mikey preheats the oven and watches out of the corner of his eye. His eyes are soft, but the bags under them are heavy.
He lets them bond until the oven beeps and he can put the pizzas in. Setting the timer, he goes over to them and checks how much ice cream has pooled into liquid. It's a lot faster than usual, but they did spend a while playing earlier that day. She must not have had time to refreeze yet.
"And now we wait." Mikey announces as he scoops up his kitty to give her a big smooch on the cheek. She mews happily as he licks his lips, "Love you too! Now go eat some icecubes and take a cat nap before you melt."
A happily meow goodbye as Mikey shuts the freezer. He goes over to the counter and picks up the cardboard container.
"Bro-bro." He walks to his other side, taking an island seat in his view. Donnie licks the ice cream from his fingers. "How's the arm. Does it hurt?"
Donnie flexes it and winces. He nods, slumping further in the seat.
"Aw, man." Mikey gets out his t-phone, shooting Raph a text. "Sorry we can’t get you the stronger stuff, dude."
His older brother looks at him. Mikey dumps out the container. "You know what we CAN do?"
Donnie stops a few rolling markers. Mikey flips the yellow one between his fingers before presenting it proudly. "We can make your night a little bit sunnier."
His older brother tilts his head, raising an eyebrow. He can almost hear the snark.
"Great idea." Mikey proclaims as he takes a careful hold of his hand to keep him still. "Bright ol' sun it is!"
Donnie rolls his eyes. Mikey gets right to work, keeping it simple since Raph stole the majority of the artistic talent in the family, and letting his mind wander to every subject that wouldn't stress his brainy brother out.
April getting an A on her test. Not April celebrating by breaking into the base that held him prisoner. Casey's latest skills at his hockey game. Not the way that same stick was used to trash the bots. Raph covering himself in sewage while trying to fill the sewer canon; the look on his face when Mikey managed to get a picture. Not the look in his eyes when he found the list of everything that Stockman was planning on doing to their brother. Leo's frantic search for some missing Space heroes memorabilia. Not the way his hands shook when he announced that they'd make the flyman pay.
He spills everything that Donnie may not know because he has no voice to ask.
And avoids anything that Donnie doesn’t know because they pretend not to hear.
Donnie watches him. And Donnie smiles. It’s sad, but it’s progress.
And just as Mikey is running out of molehills to make mountains out of, two things happen.
Raph walks into the room, and the timer goes off.
“Raph!” He proclaims, shoving the marker into his hand. “Take over! My pizzas are calling me!”
Raph gives him a tired look and Mikey pretends not to notice the bruise on his shoulder. “You said it was important.”
“It is!” Mikey insists, very importantly. He hurries over to grab an oven mitt. “You’re an artist and you’re not arting! It’s criminal!”
“Uh-huh.” Raph walks over to the island. Donnie brings his arm to his chest, sheepish.
Mikey listens to the sound of markers uncapping, “Give it here.”
The pizzas come out and he sets them on the stove to cool. With a chef’s kiss to the air, he goes over to the fridge to grab a salad. Partly because Donnie isn’t actually going to eat unless he pairs it with something healthy. And partly because salad is a delicious side for pizza. He glances at Donnie’s face every now and then.
He���s watching Raph draw. Not smiling. Not frowning. Just watching.
His grumpy brother doesn’t say anything, more comfortable in the silence when he’s working.
Or maybe Raph’s still uncomfortable with the one-sided nature, all these nights later.
“Where’s my blue cheese?!” Mikey demands, purely because blue cheese ranch is delicious and this destruction of his kitchen is not something he will stand for. “Who did it?!”
Raph and Donnie look at him and then each other. Mikey scowls.
Raph shrugs, “That stuff is disgusting.”
Donnie nods, knowingly.
“You heathens!” He gasps. “It was half full!”
“I didn’t do anything to it.” Raph grumbles. “Just get out the normal ranch.”
Quickly, Donnie lifts his hand to finger spell. “Light.”
“EVIL!!” Mikey firmly spells back, even as he collects it from the fridge.
Raph looks between them and quickly signs, “Shut up, idiot.”
As Mikey gasps in offense and Donnie snorts, their hothead resumes his work. “You can’t learn the alphabet but you’ll learn all the mean words?!”
Raph responds with a word that has Mikey instinctively checking the doorway. Donnie shakes his head with a breathless laugh, signing, “Mikey knew.”
“Donnie’s right.” Raph adds in confidently. “Can’t know what I said unless you learned the word. And since I know it’s not in the notebook…”
“I was curious.” Mikey huffs. “I wasn’t gonna use it.”
Donnie adds something, but after the S, Mikey doesn’t understand the rest. He looks at Raph but their brother is looking at the cast, not his hands. “All I got was Splinter.” He admits sheepishly. “Sorry, bro.”
Donnie repeats it. Mikey shrugs, “It’s not the speed. Just… Don’t know it.”
The life in his eyes from the conversation fades as he nods reluctantly. Mikey tries, “You want me to get the notebook? Or a paper?”
It’s a long shot, but Donnie only shakes his head. Raph momentarily looks up before he locks his gaze back on the cast. Mikey turns to dump some ranch on the salad, thinking hard.
Lifting the bowl, he walks over to Raph and roughly bangs it down beside him. His older brother’s head shoots up, startled, as Mikey innocently peeks over his shoulder. “Why a manhole cover?”
“Felt like it.” Raph grumbles, filling the area around the strangely detailed cover with pleasing colors. “Not asking for critiques.”
“Hmm. Okay, stalling’s over!” He brings the salad back to the counter and then goes to collect Donnie. Taking him by the good arm, he earns a surprised look from his taller brother and a frown from the marker-capping brother. “Pizza time!”
Mikey lets him make his own plate. And then he plucks it from his hand.
“Leo?” Donnie signs as Mikey adds pizza to his plate because salad is a side item. Raph leans against the counter, biting into a slice. “Think he’s still sleeping.”
Mikey hands him back his plate. His older brother takes it, avoiding his eyes.
He confidently pulls out his t-phone and dials. Donnie looks at him as it rings, uncertain as he puts it up to his mouth and calls, “Get your pizza before it goes cold!” before hanging up.
Donnie forcefully signs, “Why?!”
Better translated as: “He was sleeping what is wrong with you?!”
“Meal time.” Mikey says cheekily. “Had to let him know.”
Donnie glares at him. Raph heads into the main room. Mikey goes to get some fun ingredients.
Leo comes in as he heaps them on the counter. He rubs his eye, muttering, “Just in time.”
“Mornin’ sleepyhead!” Mikey grins. “Get some good zzz’s?”
Donnie awkwardly moves out of Leo’s way as he heads for the pizza. “More or less.”
Leo grabs a slice and Mikey grabs his wrist. His older brother sends him a look. He releases to pass a quickly sign of, “Sad.” before nodding pointedly at their brother. Leo looks to Donnie, who’s staring blankly down at his pizza.
He nods, goes back to loading his plate, and says, “How’s it going, Dee?”
His head shoots up. He looks to Leo and then Mikey. Mikey passes a thumbs up.
He gets a moment to collect himself before Leo turns, doing a flash of motions that Mikey barely catches. Their leader always did like his ninja hand signals.
Donnie responds with an hesitant, “I know.” He looks at his cast before he finger spells, “But…”
He stops, but Mikey isn’t sure if that means he doesn’t know what to sign or he doesn’t know what to say.
Leo doesn’t let him think on it.
This time, Mikey catches words like “not” and “okay.”
He really needs to get more practice in. He doesn’t want to ask Leo for the notebook in front of Donnie, because then Leo will ask why he needs it again when he already had it for two nights, and if Mikey admits how frustrating it is to learn, Donnie will feel bad and go back to not talking at all. And then where will they be? Too many steps backward, that’s where.
He’ll just study harder when it’s his turn again.
Donnie shifts, uncomfortable. Mikey tears his gaze from where it strayed to the kitchen cabinet.
Then, he signs a soft, “Thank you.”
“No problem.” Leo smiles and carries the plate over, clapping him on the shoulder as he passes by. “I’ll be in my room.”
Then their eldest is gone and Mikey is free to go wild. He grins smugly at Donnie, shaking the bag of jellybeans. “Wanna help?”
His older brother raises an eye ridge. He tries to make the shakes a little more tantalizing, “It’ll be fuuuun!”
Donnie walks over to the take the bag. Mikey eagerly grabs the mushrooms.
“Now to make some real pizzas.”
Mikey beams. With a lighthearted eye roll, Donnie smiles back.
It’s a little less sad than before, and it’s all Mikey wants.
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Demon Slayer Characters and if I Think They Can Walk in Heels
I SWEAR IM NOT DEAD
Now that I’ve moved into my new place, I’m just trying to get some stuff sorted out so apologies for the delay, I swear I’m working on your requests T_T
In the meantime, here’s this post that I finished a few days ago that I started during finals season
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Mitsuri Kanroji
She doesn't really wear heels unless she's going out somewhere
Mitsuri will wear heels if you take her to a club, a date, a restaurant, and any other nicer event
But honestly, she prefers running shoes!
They're convenient, comfortable, and they tend to match their outfits more often than not
Do not get me wrong, Mitsuri can definitely rock a pair of heels
I would say that the highest she can go is six inch heels and that's it
Anymore than that and she's wobbling
Mitsuri's favourite pair of heels is a knee high gladiator sandal that's all gold, and maube about 4-5 inches high?
It pairs lovely with her favourite dresses and skirts, especially when she's going out of her way to turn a few heads
I also think that she's the most graceful out of everyone here
Overall 9/10 she absolutely slays this
Obanai Iguro
He thinks it's stupid that he needs to clarify this at all
Can Obanai walk in heels? Without a doubt
Your next question should be if Obanai chooses to wear heels
And shockingly, he does
I think that Obanai will sometimes wear a two inch loafer heel just for some added height
Hella confident in them too, look at him go
Obanai will totally wear them to work, class, or anywhere he feels like putting on a little bit of effort into what he's wearing
I think on more fancier occasions, like a high end date or club, he might wear some pointed toe stilettos with a nice pair of slacks
Honestly he's not really one to exclude heels from his wardrobe, he's just weirded out by how fascinated people are on this topic
8/10, nailed it
Tengen Uzui
Do I think Tengen can wear heels? I know for a fact he can
But I just think that he never does because he can never find any in his size
Poor guy
To be fair, this man is fucking huge
I even have problems finding boots that fit my calves, deep down in my heart I know that Tengen has it so much worse
Cause even if he manages to find something that fits his foot, it might not fit the rest of his leg
He's actyally really devestated about it
All he wants is a nice pair of pumps to match Hina, Suma and Makio
And maybe a pair of lobster claws...
3/10, a slay in theory but not in practice
I WILL GIVE HIM THIS, if he manages to pay for a custom pair of heels, he will probably rival with Mitsuri in who looks the best in heels
Sanemi Shinazugawa
He says he can walk in heels
But I assure you, he cannot
I think that Sanemi is lowkey intimidated by the results of the other Hashira on this list and now he's in too deep to back down
So when asked if he can wear heels, he will lie to your face
"Obviously, you think I'm gonna allow a pair of shoes to get the best of me?"
Sanemi, you've got a big storm coming
All his machoness goes away the second that he puts them on
Why is he walking with his knees out...
He's not even wearing stilettos, no
Sanemi's wearing three inch cork wedges
They don't really suit his style so he'll never go out of his way to wear them
I think after embarassing himself like this, he's never going to want to learn how to walk in them
-2/10 Sanemi you fucked around and found out huh
Shinobu Kocho
Can absolutely strut in six inch heels no problem
I think that Shinobu wears heels often, especially if she's going to be out in public where she is certain she's going to encounter someone she knows
But I don't think she enjoys wearing them
In some way I think Shinobu wears heels on a semi-daily basis to compensate for her short stature
She wants to be on equal standing with others and in a way, this is her way fo tring to achieve that
Two inch boots aren't going to stop her from being taken seriously
She does try to find some light in her circimustance though
Her favourite pair are these cute mary janes, and she has another pair with a platform sole
So even if you see her wearing heels, please don't mistake that she finds them powerful to wear
It's more of a social thing really
7/10, I wish she had a better experience :/
Kyojuro Rengoku
I am going to say this as nicely as I can
Please be patient with him, he's learning T_T
He can still get to where he needs to go, he just looks a little unstable???
Kyojuro would really appreciate if you held his hand a little
Though I will say, he is enthusiastic about learning!
In a few months he can probably walk just fine in them
I don't think that he would wear them to work or on a date, but he might if he's going to a particular event where you try to look better than usual
Like a high end club or exclusive event, he'll probably wear something classy
I think his go to is wither a pair of corset heels or high blocks
Obanai is lowkey jealous because Kyojuro doesn't really need the extra hight
4/10, keep up the hard work :)
Giyu Tomioka
My first instinct was to immediately put Giyu on the 'Not Allowed' list
A hunch just told me that he would somehow cause more trouble if he wore any
But I considered it further and came to this conlcusion
Giyu can and will walk in heels, just nothing above three inches
He tried walking in four inch platforms and he was nearly tripping every two minutes
And if Tengen sees him exiting his apartment wearing them again he will not hesitate to put those things back where they came from
Giyu does like wearing heels though, even if he's not allowed to wear very high ones
Only wears them if he's going to a club though
His favourite pair is a professional looking pair of blue, beige and black slingbacks with a three inch heel
5/10, but he's walking on thin ice
Gyomei Himejima
I don't think that Gyomei could walk in heels smoothly, but he can certainly get from point A to B
He just can't do it gracefully
If Gyomei walks in heels, he won't ever admit that he's struggling and he'll insist that he's walking just fine
But he has his arms outstretched like he's walking on a tightrope
It's honestly just not his thing, and I don't think he would be able to incorporate it with his current wardrobe
Even if he had the desire to learn, I think he would hear the struggle that Tengen's going through and just give up
He already has to go on a lengthy search to find anything to fit him regularly, let alone a pair of heels
2/10 I can't say I would recommend this for him, no
Muichiro Tokito
You know those pictures of kids wearing their mom's heels?
And their foot barely fits in the shoe?
And they just look so awkwardly out of place?
That's Muichiro
Poor baby
I think he has some growing to do before he's going to learn how to walk in them
But Muichiro definitely wants to learn!
Given how his sense of style is usually baggy or loose fitting clothes, I can see him maybe going to Obanai for style advice in the future
Probably nothing high or flashy either, just probably a pair of classy heeled boots
I just don't think it's for him right now, at his current stature
Muichiro just looks a little bit out of place in them right now though...
1/10, maybe when you're a bit older buddy
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Icons and triplets reaction to s/o whose love language is biting
(No, Kalymir, you deranged demon, this is not an offer to start a bloodbath and tear eachother to death-)
(Vorticia, my amazing and beautiful wife, why are you drooling so much, didn't we just returned from The Clergy and that nightmare of a feast? Vorticia??)
Absolutely love you and your characters, Pinnie, I'll fight anyone for you
[Yes please, bite demons twice your size and find out what happens. Thenk! Welcome to my personal army.]
Ya bite 'em 🦷
Zizz might flick you away in his sleep, so be careful. He can sleep through a few love nibbles, but chomp too hard and you're getting an unconscious swat. He'll wake up with your grunt and fret over it. He does find it cute if you bite his fingers or hands however, though has no desire to bite you back usually.
Rinx jumps ocassionally, but given one of his love languages is hard squeezing, he has no room to complain. Do not chew rare belongings, he will scream. He can ignore your bites well enough, ocassionally taps you to ease up.
Cero always makes an indignant sort of sneer, groaning about how gross you are, and how you're putting your saliva everywhere, like an animal. He will push your face away. Although, thing like biting Cero's lip during kisses are perfectly welcome.
Vesper definitely moans about it. Because why wouldn't he? Requests to bite harder are frequent, even if you can't really leave marks all that easily. He bites back very softly, even his stomach mouth very sweetly just pinches a little.
Vorticia hisses sharply when you catch her off-guard, but it quickly becomes a noise of excitement. Although the snake woman doesn't bite you back, she has a tendency to return the gesture by partially putting you in her mouth. Chomp her hand, she puts your whole head in her jaws for a moment. Kinda gross.
Ludwig appreciates the gesture, and doesn't feel as reserved about giving in to his own desire to bite, although he's definitely more measured. He may just pinch and scratch at you sometimes. Any bite of yours will make him swoon.
Kalymir will fucking bite you back, no questions asked. You will more than likely bruise and bleed, but thankfully he goes after your meatier sections, so you might not come out of it with severed fingers. He bites several times too, so you're in for it now. Occasionally, he might just brush his sharper teeth against your skin.
Livius, as you know, will pick up on your habits pretty quickly. By the time you start biting him, he probably already knows that this is your love-language. So, not only is he flattered, he's also likely to initiate it himself! He's got this weird ability to bite only just as hard as you do, and that accuracy should be more off-putting than it is.
Obie refrains from biting you back entirely, he doesn't really trust his teeth. In fact, sometimes he misinterprets and just offers you hard candy. You can chew just about anywhere but he'll flick you if you go too hard.
Mervin constantly talks about getting a muzzle for you, but he ends up goading you to chew him harder when he comments how flat and useless your little human teeth are. Is he doing it on purpose? Maybe. He might bite you once just to get you to have a taste of your own medicine, but it's rare.
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jewelry maker mammon x retail worker mc pt 2
hi guys, two people asked for part two and now I'm here. Did not expect people to find enjoyment in this.
Part one above, not sure how to shorten it on mobile. Once again, this is me projecting onto my MC because I'm not suffering alone. Anyway, more craft store silliness !!
-Mammon attends the hiring event, dressed in a button down shirt and his hair combed. It's his Lucky Interview Outfit™
-He's kinda nervous because he really would like to work here and doesn't want to blow his chance
-The store manager recognizes him, and Mammon can't tell if this is good or bad
-Good because he's already got him laughing, and it helps brush over the fact that there's a few gaps in his resume
-The manager admits he had hoped to see Mammon there and it's good to put a name to a face
-Asks Mammon what he wants to work as, which Mammon kinda shrugs at, saying he's pretty flexible, but reminds him he's already good with the beads
-Says they'll label him as a floor person and put him anywhere as needed
-His first day is filled with training which he finds extremely boring until MC comes in to the break room
-She stops in her tracks and is stunned to see him there, before she recovers and smiles at him
"You're gonna work here now?"
"Nah, they just gave me a vest and name badge for nothing."
-She huffs and side eyes him as she grabs her equipment, rolling her eyes when she puts her bag away. Turns around, handing him a yellow star sticker
"For your badge."
-Suddenly he's even more eager to finish training and get to work
-His first days, he works short shifts during her hours and trains on the register (because everyone needs to know they claim)
-MC falls short of shaking him, sternly telling him to ask questions, no, she will not get mad. Yes, she may look irritated but she always looks like that. She'd rather you ask.
-They let him take over on his third day and he has great interactions with every customer
-He gets two credit card applications immediately. Had to walkie for help because he knew the script, but not the process (because no one ever gets them)
-The manager group chat receives a single photo of his tally sheet from the store manager because "Five sign ups! Three protection plans! Where has this cashier been my whole career? 🔥"
-He quickly becomes a favorite because of how good his numbers are
-No one knows how he does it but as long as higher ups aren't breathing down their neck everyone is happy
-It's because he's extremely motivated by the sticker rewards MC gives out. They're scented
-He might be good at the register but he hates staying up there when it's slow because he feels trapped. He can only recover the queue line so much guys
-Will beg to go on the floor if he's met the goal for the week and there's another person scheduled. Or will work to make the goal first and then beg to switch places
-On Fridays he works mornings in order to do jewelry repacks (Repacks are boxes of mixed products that get sent to us that we have to sort into other boxes by department. These things are like 12 x 10 x 20 inches maybe?)
-They are PACKED with products. The strung beads specifically come wrapped in bubble wrap or sealed bags by the SKU. Same goes for other products like findings, wire, and string. You spend a lot of time ripping open the package, pulling it out, scanning it, and then putting it on the shelf
-But see, Mammon knows these aisles better than the back of his hand. He doesn't need the scanner
-He'll unwrap handfuls at a time of strung beads and immediately start putting them out. Anything that goes in the next aisle he doesn't touch because he will not be walking back and forth, he's going to gather it all up and do it at once
-He spends barely an hour on each box, and once he's done, he admires any of the new items that came in. As a treat.
-Replen manager comes to check on him and she's stunned to find him done. She buys him a pastry from across the street as a reward
-He does help out with other repacks, but it takes him longer since he's not as familiar with the aisles
-Despises craft paint with a burning passion. Do NOT put him in that aisle or he will throw a fit. Threatens to quit (wouldn't actually)
-Gets frustrated easily with that aisle because the paint tubes fall over too often. And his hands are too big to reach for the one that fell over, and he'll end up knocking more over because the shelves are too close together
-Has trouble folding T-shirts. MC has shown him multiple times but he can't stay consistent with it
-One time she found him kneeling on the floor trying to fold a shirt. Has not let him fold since
-Now if they're working together, she folds them and he puts them away. It's efficient.
-After three weeks, he's gotten pretty good with memorizing the store and product locations. He has come to this conclusion.
Hell: Craft paint, T-Shirts, Open Stock Paintbrushes
Heaven: Jewelry <3, Kids Beads, Seasonal, Yarn
Neutral: Fine Arts, Ribbon (Thin Ice), Stickers, Fabric, Floral, Baking (Hates the baking pans specifically though), Wood, Frames, the rest of the store basically
-He likes making things look neat (actually likes the way MC looks pleased when he drags her over to show it off)
-If they're working together, he might get slightly distracted and trail after her to chat. She only allows it if it's slow.
-If someone needs help she'll shoo him away/send him off. He'll come right back after he's done though
-Otherwise she's walking through the aisles recovering with him and doing returns, handing him stuff and pointing to where it goes as he rambles about a new commission he made. Or the newest beads they got in stock.
"Says B 23."
"And they said they we're gettin' it for their partner-"
"There. Next to the red gift bags."
"-but how do ya not know their favorite color?! C'mon! That's like the first thing ya learn!"
"What's yours?"
"Blue. Or gold. And yellow, when gold ain't an option, because yellow is a lot more common. But none of that neon crap! Nah, like.. like.. I'll show ya when we reach the bead aisle! Anyway, they came back all-"
-'Yellow.' She thinks. Fitting, for someone who brightens her day so much. She shakes the thought away.
-She won't admit it but she does enjoy it. It makes the time pass faster.
"Did you know the beads go on sale Sunday? And we get paid this Friday. Are you gonna buy any?"
"...Are ya messin' with me?"
"Why would I be?"
"I'm going to buy so many things."
-MC starts to dread Sunday, and knows she's gonna have to reign him in. Oh boy.
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hahaha pt 3 is in the works, i think. Because I had more ideas, but this got long again. Rest of this is me rambling.
Anyway, today I worked on repacks for Research™. And because I didn't wanna hear people asking if things are in the back. NO. I DID IT ALL TODAY !! EVERY LAST BIT !! (for t shirts and jewelry at least)
Took me four hours to do three jewelry boxes, though I did stop multiple times to help customers and go fulfill online orders. And unlike Mammon, I did need a scanner for some of it.
T shirts I did five boxes and took ten minutes a box since I didn't need the scanner except a handful of times. So it definitely varies on what department you're doing how long you'll take and how familiar you are with the aisle. For reference, it took my coworker 3.5 hours to do two boxes of jewelry.
Edit:
HERE'S PT 3 LOLOL
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How would the cast react to having their first date/kiss with their crush?
A/N: Let's do first kiss
CAINE: He's super nervous. He's afraid any wrong move will stop the kiss from happening. The kiss is soft, slow, and loving. He's mystified by the experience, immediately craving more.
POMNI: She's only nervous until after the first touch, then she's diving in lips first and kissing her partner breathless. She smiles about it for the rest of the day.
RAGATHA: She feels so soft and warm. She could twirl in circles like she's dancing in a field of flowers. The kiss itself is very sweet and innocent. She is even more cheerful than usual.
JAX: Likely an accidental or angry kiss. Either way, he's flustered and can't string a coherent sentence together anymore and storms away all red eared.
GANGLE: She's giddy, covering her eyes and kicking her feet. She's as red as her ribbons and giggling through every sentence. The kiss was wonderfully romantic! She popped her heel and everything!
ZOOBLE: She barely registers that a kiss is about to happen. She never thought her crush would want or even attempt to kiss her. It's simple and straightforward, but wonderful. Afterwards, the only outer reaction is a slight tingle of color on the corners of their head. Inside, they're cheering and crying.
KINGER: He swoons so hard, he goes all bendy like a wacky inflatable tube man. He'll be sighing to himself and blushing for a while, then forget...then remember, then forget, then remember again. It's incredible every time he dies remember.
GUMMIGOO: That first kiss sends his down a spiral of questions of where this will lead. His crush may have to kiss him again to ground him. He won't say right away, but that's the moment he decides he's in love.
LOO: She's so happy she could dance! Dance with her! She'll pepper their face with even more kisses and swing them around in her arms.
SETH: He's as cool headed as ever but his code is thrumming so hard he can feel it in his chest. He's not satisfied with just one kiss. Hope his crush didn't have plans, because they aren't going anywhere for a while.
ABEL: It's electric! Literally. He'll be smiling to himself, but not because of what they did. No. He's smiling because he knows he has them wrapped around his finger. Manipulation with a side of crazy never tasted so good.
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okay i probably should not go down this rabbit hole but i think i deserve to do some andreil proposal/wedding headcanon because who cares!!
this is going to be inspired by these three posts because i cannot stop thinking about them
also the usual disclaimer: if this is bad or goes against your own personal headcanon....so be it<3
when andrew finally accepts that this is a THIS, he and neil do not talk about The Future
both of them know how quickly things can change and how you can't plan for anything in life because shit happens and life isn't fair and people always hurt you...so they just keep living in the present
but after a while it kind of becomes clear that neither one of them is going anywhere, even though neither of them actually believes it
more than that, they keep running into problems
like when neil plays a game for Court and ends up getting crunched against the wall and has to go to the ER and andrew has no idea where they took him because he wasn't fast enough to follow him and then when he finally gets to the hospital no one will let him back there and then when he almost attacks a nurse, kevin finally intervenes and lays on the charm to get the two of them back there to see him
and when they finally get in the room, neil is knocked the fuck out and that's when andrew decides that yeah fuck that we can't keep doing this
he doesn't tell neil he's decided this because neil will probably argue or try to run or come up with a bunch of excuses or worse he'll say yes
andrew asks renee for advice, and she doesn't make a big deal out of it because she knows that's the best way to get andrew to not want to do anything
so she decides to be casual
and by casual she actually just tells andrew that she had a conversation with katelyn that sounded like she and aaron were maybe thinking about getting engaged soon
andrew picks up his phone, intending to ask neil right there, but renee stops him and forces him to reconsider this proposal to at least do it in person
even so, there isn't a lot of fanfare
neil can sense something is off immediately when andrew walks in the door but he doesn't push him because he knows that's not the best way to get anything out of andrew
andrew won't look at him at all, doesn't say a word, just sits down next to him on the couch
neil: "drew?"
andrew:
neil:
andrew: "i don't want to wait for kevin to get me to you"
neil doesn't really know what he's even talking about, so he just kind of stares at him, waiting
andrew, actively staring at the wall: "this is not going to be some kind of fairytale shit and i refuse to get down on one fucking knee so yes or no?"
neil, finally having his lightbulb moment: "don't ask stupid questions"
andrew rolls his eyes because of course he'd get stuck with this one: "yes or no, junkie"
neil: "i already told you. it's always yes with you."
andrew: "this is different"
neil: "not the way i see it"
andrew: "this means no running away"
neil: "i stopped running a long time ago"
andrew really is going to kill this guy one day
they don't discuss real details until a few days later when neil asks if they have to have a "real" wedding or if they can just go to a courthouse and getting the papers signed
andrew was under the impression that that WAS a real wedding and thus it was the only thing they would be doing regardless
the two of them settle on a date — only a few days out because hey, might as well just get it done because "who knows the next time some fuckface is gonna kick your ass and land you in the hospital"
at first they decide they aren't going to tell anybody, but then renee asks andrew if he ever actually talked to neil and so she becomes the only person to know about this weird wedding thing
she keeps trying to convince them to tell everybody else, but that does not go over well
neil decides it's probably best if he dresses kind of nice for his wedding (even though he's a thousand percent certain that andrew is just gonna show up in his usual attire) and since he doesn't want to tell nicky what's going on (for everyone's sake), he calls wymack instead thinking he can just vaguely ask a few questions and wymack'll stay out of his business
wymack: "somebody better be dead for you to be calling me this late"
neil: "what are you supposed to wear to a wedding?"
wymack: "who the hell is getting married?"
neil: "me"
wymack: "are you fucking with me?"
neil: "andrew is sick of asking kevin to get him into my hospital rooms"
wymack: "maybe if you stopped going to the fucking hospital—"
even though neil didn't think he needed wymack there, he unexpectedly asks if coach'll be his best man.....and even though wymack is so sick of these idiot kids shortening his life-span, he can't help but say yes
so that is how the four of them end up at the courthouse, waiting for the judge to make it all official
that is, until andrew gets a phone call
neil doesn't see who it is when he picks up, he just watches andrew as he answers straightfaced
andrew: "we're at the courthouse....getting married.......coach is here.....no."
the others look at each other, but andrew keeps staring at the wall ahead of him
neil nudges his knee: "who was that?"
andrew: "nicky"
#the way i literally forgot i wrote this THREE YEARS AGo#its been in my drafts since Jun 18 2021#and i just read it and actually it's fantastic i need to publish this#idc if it's bad or not how you picture it#i just think i'm fucking hilarious#aftg#aftg hc#andreil#it's COACH IS HERE for me#this is absolutely sending me i'm so sorry you have to witness this
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