#He'd be a dork
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i don't normally post abt my intrest in animatronics/the rockafire explosion on here but uhhhhh
I think Human dook larue would have like, an overgrown hella fluffy brown buzzcut and the roundest fuckin head. He'd look like a coca nut a little bit.
#Rockafire explosion#Rae#dook larue#He likes the texture#Human dook would not be a stereotypical hot guy#He'd be a dork#A cute dork but#A dork nonetheless#He'd look like ur nerdiest uncle
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it's a moral obligation that i draw every ship i'm hyperfixated on older & still disgustingly in love with each other at least once.
#i'm goofy grinning over this rn i love these dorks so much#i'm a firm believer in kara inheriting matsuyo's bad eyesight like choro and needs glasses when he's older#well i like to think he needs glasses currently but refuses to swap out his shades until he starts running into door frames on the daily#you'll never take his leather pants & animal print from him though. he'd be wearing them into his 90s#and now i have an excuse to draw kuroba w/ white hairs hehe#i have so many headcanons for him & kuro when they're older i can't ramble about all of them in these tags 😭#i'm also overcome with the urge to draw their kids again so hmm.#osmt#yumematsu#karamatsu#mj ocs#oc : kuroba#ship : kurokara#mj draws
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Fic idea: Stone would find Orbot and Cubot hidden somewhere, either in the remains of the crab or in one of his old labs.
They'd be shut down in a box/bag with a note written on it like "If you find these two that means I'm dead, good luck"
And Stone would turn them on and he immediately knows why Robotnik never used them, they're fucking dumb, but they're the last thing remaining from Robotnik and he can't bring himself to shut them down again.
So the goofy obedient unintelligent Orbot and Cubot have to learn how to live with their late maker's...item, and Stone is obviously a mess after the events of the third movie, he can't bear to deal with the robots, and he can't bear to let them go.
#It would be both funny and angsty#Idk if I'd ever write it tho#I'm not really good at angst#agent stone#this is the fifth time I use this tag today#orbot and cubot#He'd have a love-hate relationship with these dorks#As in he looks at them and remembers the doctor#but also..he looks at them and remembers the doctor💔#stobotnik
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All these drawings of my boy and I realize I haven't really drawn crazed resonant eyes on him before.
So here's him based on the idea that he's guarding the WoL and holding something up while they're wrapping up some other job.
#ffxiv#fan art#digital art#zenos yae galvus#adventurer zenos#guard dog zenos guard dog zenos#magitek unarmed zenos- the absolute menace#I also find it so funny that he accidently inherited soulsight from his great-grandfather#and I do not doubt for a second that he'd learn how to abuse it in a fight#I enjoy drawing him being a feral dork but I always characterize him being a lot calmer as an adventurer
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Exhausted Office worker!shion x horny needy fem user
Exhausted!Office Worker!Shion x Horny!Needy!Reader
♡ NSFW, fem reader, soft!Shion, fluff->smut, dry humping, fingering?? but no penetration, basically just clit rubbing ♡
note: thanks for the request kitty Kat 🩷
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Shion had worked a late shift tonight and came home quite late, flopping down onto the couch as soon as he got through the door. He leaned against the couch, trying to ease his tired mind in the peace and quiet of your home. He was brought back to reality though, when he felt the weight of your body on his lap, his hands instinctively landing on your hips.
"Hey pretty girl, how was your day?"
"It was fine...I missed you."
You bury your face in his chest, basking in the smell of his cologne.
"Yeah? I missed you too."
He plants a soft kiss on the top of your head, holding you as close as possible. He was in his own little world, fully content with just holding you. That was until he felt it, your hips subtly rocking back and forth. He was exhausted and honestly didn't feel like doing anything other than sleeping, but feeling you pressed against him and seeing how needy you were for him, it flipped a switch in his brain and before he even realized it, he was grinding back.
"You must've really missed me doll."
He lets out a soft chuckle at the sounds of your whining, his rough hands squeezing the soft flesh of your thighs before one of his hands slips under the fabric of your underwear to rub against your pussy. The noises you let out only served as encouragement and he was far from tired now, his thumb working overtime on your throbbing clit.
"Shi...please~"
"Shh it's okay, I got you darlin'"
He picked up his pace, his fingers slipping between your soaked folds as he thumbed at your clit harder, a sharp smirk forming on his face as he felt you cumming on his fingers.
"That's it angel, let go f'me."
You gripped his shoulders, whimpering into his chest as you grinded against his hand, riding out your orgasm. He removes his hand from your panties, licking your juices off his fingers and swiping his tongue over his lips.
"You taste so good princess...think I'll need to drink straight from the source now ♡"
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#tokyo revengers x reader#tokyo revengers smut#tokyo revengers fanfiction#shion x reader#shion smut#he's such a loser I just wanna bite him 😭#I love him tho#he's a dork but he's MY dork#side note what do y'all think Shion would smell like?#I feel like he'd smell like an ocean scented cologne or something#I love writing fics like this but I can hardly concentrate most of the time#this took me longer than I thought 🙃
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Amenouzume and Sarutahiko
#oshi no ko#hikaai#oshi no ko spoilers#hikaru kamiki#ai hoshino#if it were to be these gods..it'd probably be her that'd get into trouble. she seems like a dork#and he'd be running around tending n covering her mischief...#but yeah.. this work..;#I just still can't forgive how they handle some really serious subjects that could affect people in real life. they didn't do a good job#doodle#spoilers#I like these designs though#their colors really work well
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Harry dealing with the trauma of his childhood abuse:
Albus: Dad, I'm gay.
Harry: It's okay, son. I understand.
Albus: Really?
Harry: Yeah. After all, I know what it is to... grow up in the closet.
Albus:
Harry *starts cackling*:
Albus: Dad, no.
#hey he'd rather laugh than cry alright#and ofc him and draco are okay with their sons being queer messes#harry is a dork dad#idc if it's really fanon#scorbus#scorpius malfoy#albus potter#harry potter
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His Good Luck Charm
It started because you were stressed one day. You don't even remember how long ago it was or what it was even about but you found your way into his office after something at work drove your battery to the absolute limit and just sat on the floor next to him.
He'd been speedrunning. Not that you remembered what, but it was what he'd been doing. So you sat on the floor next to him, back to the wall, knees curled up as you played on your phone.
A few weeks later you did the same thing.
And again.
Soon it became habit. Even beyond being stressed or anxious or even just tired, as soon as you were done for the day, if he was speedrunning, you were on the floor next to him.
Most of the time now you even stayed nearby until he started speedrunning and then you would creep into his office and find your spot on the floor.
Sometimes, Sly would join you, curling up in your lap. Sometimes you'd have food as you sat there. Most of the time, though, you were either watching him or scrolling on your phone.
You liked being in there with him, he enjoyed being able to reach over and pat your head if he was getting frustrated. Or half the time just because he could.
It was part of your guys' normal now.
It was even at the point where if you weren't in there within the first few minutes of him running, he'd come find you or text you. He said it was because your presence made him better at runs.
Like a four leaf clover or a rabbit's foot, he said. You were his good luck charm. You didn't really believe it but him and chat did. Besides it meant you got to spend more time with him whether you guys talked during the runs or not.
A win either way.
Until he ruffled your hair too much, at least. Then he was in for a world of snarky comments and playful side eyes.
And if you ever fell asleep sitting on the floor, he'd get off stream as quickly and quietly as possible before carrying you to bed and tucking you in.
It was a good habit to have gotten into.
#frouse#drabbles#pezzy#streamtube#twitch#pezzy x reader#frouse x reader#speedrunning#games done quick#he's just a dork#head pats are fun#he's a sweetheart ok#he'd definitely put your comfort over stream#sly would cuddle you even if he walked away#but they'd both cuddle with you#sleep pile
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Fic-to-Art #51: Gladiator's Twelfth Anniversary
Alas... it is the 26th. And as much as my life has become VERY BUSY, I did not forget the occasion. Unfortunately, I couldn't pull off my usual insanely ambitious projects because I'm working on a whole other stupidly ambitious project atm, one that might just hopefully get me going in my professional life! Thus, as much as I hate having to cut myself short for my beloved predilect fic, I've had to do so a little bit, BUT...
I still wanted to do something to commemorate the occasion, so I asked my patrons what they would like to see for this month. The winning option in the poll was for a new cover for the story, and while I really love the one we've got going right now, this one, while simpler maybe, is a very fulfilling piece due to how long it's taken me to EVER depict these two properly in this scenario. I don't know why I never felt like I'd pulled it off, but I did it this time!
Of course, to the eagle-eyed, there are a few things to unpack in this piece, suffice to say it is a hint of things to come, but I won't make any promises as to the absolute, spot-on accuracy of the scene this is referencing, since I haven't written it yet. But I will, oh, I will... it will hit me in the feels very much, but I will do it when the time comes.
Alas, if you'd like to go down memory lane with me today, feel free to revisit the Tenth Anniversary art collection, it was the last time I had the chance to REALLY go all out 😭 one day, I hope, we'll have a new video all the newer art and we'll have a happy ending video rather than the super stressful tension-rising one that we've got her. Hope yoeu enjoy and happy Gladiatorversary! (?) (did I ever call it that before?? Welp I did it now!)
If you'd like to be part of the creative process behind these pieces, a $1 pledge on Patreon is enough to suggest prompts, vote in polls and read snippets of the next Gladiator chapters one week in advance!
#sokkla#sokka#azula#gladiator twelfth anniversary#*sobs*#I feel ancient yes I do#how is it that all the things I love are over a decade old what why how I don't get it#this midlife crisis is gonna start a little too soon#anyway I hope you guys enjoy the art and the dorks and the story and all of it#I miss them so much and no that's not an exaggeration#my current endeavors have been DRAINING#it feels like I haven't written anything for them in a million years#*reaches for sokkla*#my babies... ;_;#they'll always be legendary <3#and yes I am very much aware of recent 'canon' developments#I do not give a flying fuck I am living the good life in a setting where our girl gets all the love she deserves#where she has worked hard to become who she is now#and where she will never be dehumanized or abandoned again <3#all her dorks will see to it#especially the man who adores her so much he'd break and rebuild the world for her#anyway have a happy gladiatorversary everyone!!
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The least accurate thing in Empire of the Wolf is giving Rose Tyler blue eyes
The most accurate thing in the comic is the 11th doctor wearing the fez the whole time, and rose not questioning it once
#she just accepts that her space dork would do that#Empire of the Wolf#doctor who comics#doctor who#11th doctor#rose tyler#also he gets to wear the fez more in this comic than the entirety of the show and I feel like if Matt found out he'd cry#Nu Who#NuWho
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Karasu and control
I've been thinking about this for a while, and this part of Hiori's novel (previous reblog) just brought it back to my attention.

Karasu really likes to control things. I'm not saying he's a control freak, of course, but he certainly likes to feel a safe base beneath his feet. You can see this in his play style (when he gathers all the available information and acts only after that; his choice of France) and his fear of water (if I remember correctly, the thing that scares him the most in it is the unknown). AND also from the whole Marisa (his childhood crush) story (assuming it's true lol) - he's not the type to rush into anything: neither in relationships nor hobbies. I don't think he would have chosen to join Blue Lock if he wasn't really sure in his abilities. He's really mature about things like that.
I was thinking in the context of him probably going to university (data analysis please!) in addition to his sports career, since he seems like a really rational guy when it comes to serious stuff? He gives Hiori some great advice about not wasting his time on something he doesn't like, Ego mentions that his greatest skill is his analytical ability - he never acts because-he-just-feels-it, he was the one who argued with the referee in the U-20 game about Rin's injury (so responsible!), and generally acts very logically (except for the whole Hiori and his legs theme lol). I don't think he would be able to fully relate on the sport, he certainly knows about the statistics of failures and broken careers.

He loves football, of course, but he is really right about "people who only play football can't become great players". But that's more because for Karasu, it's unrealistic to be stable (which is sometimes a deciding point in the game) when your whole life depends on it. When everything relies on you winning. Karasu really has a glimpse of Snuffy's philosophy in that, and it's great to see that in the character: Failing at one thing doesn't say anything about you. And you should always be more than one thing to have the right mental balance.
That's what makes him so strong - not that he'll never fail. Of course one day he will.
But rather the knowledge that he has done everything to be stable in case of failure; that any possible failure will not ruin his life.
Because he has made sure that his back is covered.
#was thinking about it a lot for one of my (unwritten) tabiori fics#because I don't believe that Hiori would abandon football (through I'd REALLY would like to see that)#more like he'd be unsure in what to choose till the end of the NEL#and if they'd have been in relationships this uncertainty will really get under Karasu's skin#like would Hiori like to pursue his career or try something new#stay in Japan or leave everything behind and move away#he'd never turn it against Hiori of course but this for sure would have bothered him#idk I just love the way Karasu is so smart talented and overall amazing#but the moment he sees Hiori he becomes just an average weird teen totally into their crush#you know type of men who're like cool-cool and the second their spouse enters room they're dorks staring with the stars in eyes at them#that's Karasu#karasu tabito#blue lock analysis#bllk analysis#blue lock#bllk#tabiori
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Yes, guys… You know what? You know what I've came to do this entry? You know what I've came to do this entry, guys? I've came to admit, finally… to ALLL MY EVIL PLAN. IT'S COME.. T⁰gETHER!..
Heh… All of the members on Marble Hornets? ARE UNDER NDA! AND THEY HAVE BEEN, FOR YEARS! And I've been SIPHENING. EVERY. DOLLAR. THEY'VE MADE..FROM ALLLL OF THE CLOUT THAT I GAVE THEM! 'Cause I made.. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE OF THEM. And I have their parents' numbers… And I will… HAVE THEM EXECUTED!!!
EXECUTED.
IF THEY SAY ANOTHER BAD W⁰RD. ANOTHER BAD WORD. They..will perish. I will kill all of them. And also, secretly?…I hate all of you.
All of you, because of your GENDER and your SEX and because I'm HOMOPHOBIC. I HATE ALL OF YOU, AND I ALWAYS HAVE. YOU GOT ME, BUT IT'S TOO LATE, IT'S GONE THROUGH. THE PLAN HAS BEEN EXECUTED! Aha… I'll see you guys soon!
Heh…in hell…
#for tim he just has the mental hospitals number on speed dial on his blackberry phone with infinity on high pirated on it but you get it#I have like a 4 chapter chemistry exam in 5 hours that I didn't study for and this is what I'm doing#and dont worry i dont think he hates you because of your gender or sex he'd hate you regardless bless his nonexistent heavydirtysoul#this is how most p!atd fans interpret vlv unironically it saddens me#all my evil plan has become a “vocal stim” for me I'm laughing as I'm typing this#ALLLL MY EVIL PLAN#HAS COME#T0G ETH R!#Chronicles of a dork that hasn't watched Marble Hornets#marble hornets#alex kralie#creepypasta#shitpost! at 2 am#mh alex#slenderverse#slenderman#mh alex kralie#alex marble hornets
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Ya. Did this make your heart flutter?
쌈 마이웨이 FIGHT FOR MY WAY 1.01 | South Korea, 2017, dir. Lee Na-jeong.
#fight for my way#쌈 마이웨이#kim ji won#park seo joon#박서준#김지원#choi aera#ko dongman#dongman x aera#kdramaedit#kdramasource#asiandramaedit#userbbelcher#otpsource#dailyasiandramas#*mine#these two dorks#he was lucky she wanted him eh#she's the best thing about him and she keeps him down to earth#pretty sure he'd have a miserable life without her
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Can you please draw Edgar and Johnny stargazing or something like that
Day 8 - Stargazing
#My art#Requestober#Vargas#Nny#Edgar#I actually went and looked up what constellations are most visible around this time of year lol#I've never gone looking for Pegasus :0 I wonder how much we can see from here#Gotta be a clear night for it! Chilly#So cold that their noses have gone red haha - they're all bundled up but that car hood has to be freezing#I super didn't want to draw a car so I mostly cheated lol ♪ It's close enough!#I could've drawn them on a late-night picnic I guess but them laying on the hood of the car is just the Most Correct y'know?#They're gonna be frozen solid once they're done lol#Oh no however will they warm up lol#That said they're not even touching while sitting out here haha ♪ Nny doesn't like it! His arm is fully over his waist!#Did Nny have the beanie or did he borrow it? Who's to say#Edgar would have a matching scarf to go with his favourite shirt tho he's a dork like that <3#Same reason he'd know which constellation Nny's pointing at like that - bookish nerd ♥#Gosh this one was close to being posted outside of the usual 2:30 time! Hopefully that won't be a theme#Wish me luck ♫
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#i doubt he'd say it in front of anyone if he did#probably something he thinks is super badass#but is actually super fucking corny lol#he's a dork (affectionate)#billy hargrove#my polls#stranger polls
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Rest in peace Richie Lipschitz you would've loved Final Fantasy VII Rebirth
#hatchetfield#richie lipschitz#cmon we all know he'd main cloud in smash bros#he's not a loser he's just a dork#nerdy prudes must die#starkid#team starkid
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