#He’s so malewife

[taakiitoo]

Housewife

[sceletaflores]

he’s such a pathetic squirmy worm of a man. i need him under me immediately.

[nightbigail]

Please tell me I’m not the only one who loves Elliot

[atomicradiogirl]

officially married the babygirl malewife harvey on stardew valley sorry leah stans maybe next time he worships the ground i walk on how can i not?

[gortrash]

Saw someone on Twitter say that Fennorian Ravenwatch was overrated and I think that’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard that vampire twink is such a pathetic nerd you can’t not want to kiss him on the lips

[secretsandwritinggs]

What if I said that my wife is Johnny Lawrence?

[renecdote]

season 7 should put buck in an apron again…..

[ssl0t]

I need to get Wes Borland pregnant 🙏

[justsometoast23]

Montrose Pretty?? You mean my literal husband????

[shartlock-holmes]

I love this man🥱🥱😋😋😋🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

[sceletaflores]

reading fanfics isn’t enough anymore i need mike schmidt oiled up chained to my bed.

[violentlyscreaming]

You’re not really ride or die unless you’re Jeff sadecki

[badmoodbatflowers]

This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website

[kaiju-krew]

big grumpass cat

[kryptosnowboard]

i just think that skwisgaar

[malebreastmilk]

how gojo would sleep with you imagine(?)!!!

Gojo ♡ Greedy ♡sleepy!gojo who is actually a bit nervous the first few times you cuddle despite his usually confident exterior, short glances trying to gauge if you’re comfortable with being so close with him like this, reassure him and watch the way his eyes light up ♡sleepy!gojo letting out fake and obnoxious yawns, throwing you fake frowns as if he was the saddest puppy in the world until you finally concede to his attempts at getting your attention, don’t expect to be moving once you’re next to him, he’s tangling his lanky build around you holding you tightly… he can’t lose you

♡sleepy!gojo SNORING like the perfect prince he is! denies that he snores if you mention it, he feels safe with you that’s all, he lets his guard down, he lets himself live, hold him while cuddling and watch him melt in your arms, blush painting his face pink, he’ll hold your hand with his and squeeze it, he’s eternally grateful

♡sleepy!gojo always ending up with all the blankets leaving you with nothing but him, not even anything you sleep with is safe…if you sleep with stuffed animals? across the room on the floor, he punches them when you aren't looking too! pillows? his side or also on the floor! despite that he’ll litter you with kisses when he wakes calling you all yours and his favorite pet names

“Goooooood morning my sleepyhead~! Are you ready for your morning kisses, because I know I’m ready for mine!”