#He’s just a loaf man
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I haven't even played the game yet
#bg3#bg3 astarion#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate 3 astarion#florb-edit#he’s just a loaf man#Are these the right tags? Maybe-#made for my friends who've actually played the game gdsughsfd#enjoy i guess
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Headcanon time! Since I finally remembered to draw something for one
Whenever Dust isn't well and is just staying in bed, Horror brings him tomato soup. It's close enough to ketchup that it's kinda comforting for him but also just different enough that it doesn't make him spiral into thinking about his past.
In return, whenever Horror is holed up sick in bed, Dust makes him toast. It's the only thing he really knows how to make without burning it but toast is Horror's comfort food so he's always happy for it.
#UTDR#UTMV#Horror Sans#Dust Sans#Horrordust enjoyers this one's a lil bit for you lol#I think of this as platonic but I don't mind how you interpret this#I just think these two would figure out how to take care of each other in small and strange ways#Also projecting my love of toast onto Horror lol#Ever since he got to the castle he's been a bread man#He still loves other foods but that first loaf of bread after the starvation did something to him#When Cross is sick he refuses to rest so they have to get Killer to distract him while they play keepaway with the chores he's trying to do#THEN they can get him to sit down and watch a movie or something#I dunno what happens when Killer's sick I'm still trying to figure that one out#But these two are each other's sick food buddies c:
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Haven't drawn the boys in a hot minute-
#okok#so#the ruin dlc amiright#but like#I JUST HAVE MORE QUESTIONS NOW#Is Eclipse just stuck in the daycare again#or does he actually have enough of a clear mind to realize no more kids will come#and he maybe tries to leave somehow#we did see he isn't hostile#like monty for example#I'm just rambling#BUT LIKE#COME ON MAN#I WANNA SEE MORE OF EM IS THAT SUCH A CRIME#someone needs to write a fanfic about this I swear-#...hmmmm maybe I can do that myself#hueueue#anyways if u're still reading#hi#have a loaf of bread#fnaf#fnaf sb#fnaf security breach#fnaf ruin spoilers#fnaf sun man#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#fnaf eclipse#art#my art
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When a test of a prince's taste backfires horribly. Or, how Alisaie gave herself psychic damage for not realizing this man may not act like how she imagines and she's suddenly being thanked for giving the worst food on the star to him.
(or, even, indirectly giving Meteor and Tsukiko psychic damage as Meteor refuses to let Zenos eat that god forsaken bread and has to hold him back like a misbehaving cat away from it.)
#ffxiv#sketch#comic#zenos yae galvus#alisaie leveilleur#alphinaud leveilleur#adventurer zenos#zenos- who undoubtably hasn't had a lovingly cooked meal in ages- tastes tataru's (HQ) cooking for the first time and inhales it#and alisaie- having to watch this man scarf down THE affront to the gods not realizing he was -very hungry- and -very drained-#im excited to write more about zenos' relationship with food (mainly him not eating anything unless he has to for any reason)#the concept that this man is a two legged apex predator has always stood out to me#so I wanted the first thing in terms of change for him to be him losing his numbness- food being the beginning of it#but also the struggle of Tsukiko and Kukuti trying to prevent the giant depressed super soldier from taking the easy way out of a meal#I also just enjoy writing the dissonance Alisaie has over how she views zenos and how zenos actually is#(also hehe I like the concept that Zenos can stomach archon loaf and the WoL cant)#I love being an omnicrafter LMAO#this also takes place not long after the return comic just for reference
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besties what does it mean when a straight man bakes bread and steam mops his entire house and goes out and buys sweet treats before you come over
#this wasn’t normal bread either he made a HERB AND GARLIC LOAF and then proceeded to dice shallots and onions to make a lil flavour burst#on top after it came out then made a chili infused oil to dip it in…#THEN ASKED IF (WE) WANTED HIM TO MAKE A BOARD WITH CHEESE AND MEATS LIKE???#HUH????#and yeah steam mopped all of their floors cleaned top to bottom#he did about 20x more than my actual friend would ever dream of 😭#THEN ALSO WENT TO A BAKERY AND GOT DONUTS?? HELLO???#i am still flabbergasted hours later#he also got play angry at me that i got in the backseat of the car and was like ‘no you should take the front’#and after i refused cause he’s TALL he got in the passenger door and then proceeded to move his seat all the way up so he was cramped and#i had a ton of room#i was just like… is this… what men are really capable of?#today truly made me enamoured with the kindness men can apparently be capable of AND HE DOESNT KNOW ME SUPER WELL#we’ve hung out like three times prior and two of which were within this last week#anyway what a kind man again my friend would never lmao#forgot the most important part: this man is a guy friends’ roommate!#talk time
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THE Sicilian Kitty
11 March, 2024
#he just sat there#stealing the show#we were on a tour and he took everybody's focus#just a little old man#he spoke italian#just a baby#baby with a stripey tail#sitting like a little loaf of bread
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He’s just a goofy lil guy 💜
#wallace and gromit#aardman#animation#claymation#I’m sorry he’s just a genuinely sweet man#treatment of Gromit still up for debate though#curse of the were rabbit#the wrong trousers#a matter of loaf and death#a grand day out#a close shave#cartoon memes#cartoon#silly man#autistic coded character#pansexual character#wallace and gromit memes#simping#simping hours
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Thor: The Mighty Avenger #7 Thor: Love and Thunder Avengers #24
#thor#comics#thor: love and thunder#thor cooking#thor in an apron#thor with his red oven mitts on to retrieve the loaf of bread he just baked#get you a man who can do both
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SO YESTERDAY.
#now i just feel stupid because WHY DID I WALK WITH HIM TILL HIS FUCKING SOCIETY WHAT#why did i do thattttt i went 😬 as soon as i sat in the auto because thats liek the whole walk for him yk#but childddf it was fun.#like okay so omg also yesterday there was a BIG fight in our class ok like these 2 boys#something happened between them and they were just BEATING THE SHIT out of each other it was crazy#anyways yesterday i showed hands guy all the funny cat gifs i have saved on my phone#and he liked one so much he was like SEND IT TO ME RN#its fhe one where cat is banging its head on the wall and then it blasts#ALSO JE SHOWED ME SO SO SO MANY OF HIS CAT PICS#HIS CAT'S NAME IS SKY AND HE HAS YELLOW EYES#he showed me his cat's loaf pics#we all love cat loaf here so does he#bro we have same opinion about so many things#anyways then yesterday also we walkrd together and this time till his society#it was fun tho ok we were laughing but i think walking till his society was too much idk#he is also kind of an awkward introvert guy so maybe he is just like that but what if he is like 'girl leave me alone' inside yo#yk*#IDKKKK MAN IDKKKKK#but ya at the end. FUNNNN#gargi is keysmashing
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Idk what happened but someone put a piece of paper in front of me while I was bored
Anyway his name is Baldwin and he is terrier and concerned, oh and the bigger one, yeah that's just the mother ship
#Art#i'm not crazy#Your crazy#Stupid#My oc#?#I'm bad at art but I can make a bald turtle man who has manifested just to be terrified#You know#Just another Tuesday#funny shit#Funny#i guess#Baldwin#He kinda looks like a loaf of bread#Breadwin
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Albert Wheatsker
#resident evil#albert wesker#Albert Wheatsker#He's just a loaf man#whilk#Florb-Edit#Once again I am tasked with making loaf edits. This is my life
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loaf <3
#cat#scandal#outrage#he’s just a little man#cat loaf#meow meow#ignore my oklahoma! reference i still hate that musical
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lov 2 find the cat wedged behind my bedroom door in the dark for no reason
not scared. not hiding. he was just hanging out back there (:
#his brain is a mystery to me#i found him just inside the doorway yesterday. loafing peacefully. facing into the dark.#worried there is A Creature in my room somewhere but if there was he would be way more proactive about it so idk#love this absolute freak of a man who is my son#a cat posts#a cat's cats
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i think sirius was a rocky horror picture show fan
#i am not taking criticism at this time#i was brainstorming a potential perks of being a wallflower au#and it came to me like a vision#don’t try and tell me he wouldn’t play a GREAT franknfurter#he tries to convince remus to be rocky……… but that man would refuse with his dying breath#james plays brad……#and hear me out#peter as eddie#idk how to turned into me casting them for roles but here we are#to be clear this is NOT be saying they’re like those characters#just that i think they could play them#what do we think remus’ opinion was of meat loaf
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You ever revert back to your middle school self (edgy furry kid hissing at you) except it's just you and your reflection in an empty house with angsty music playing in the background?
Cause mood.
#yeah idk what's wrong with me today but I feel violent in the harmless way#like I want to turn everyone I see small so I can bite their heads off#NOT REALLY I PROMISE NOT GRAPHICALLY#but like the FEELING#I want to be big n scary and INTIMIDATING#but instead I am a fluffy loaf carrying around every form of heating pad known to man#hunched over in the kitchen and glaring at my reflection in the fridge door#ravenously eating guacomole and chips#and being generally angry that all food is not easy to achieve#earlier today one of my roommates came out of his room to see me staring at water waiting for it to boil for my bottle#while simultaneously microwaving my lavendar scented manatee heating plush#in the largest blanket hoodie that none of them have seen me in until today#and we just stared at each other blankly for a minute before he just says 'hey it happens' and walks away#i also fell asleep in the COMFIEST chair in the goddamn world in the living room#and was awoken to go sleep in my room. hehe oops#anyway period days be like#oh yeah almost forgot when my roommate came in I was eating baby food out of one of those squeezy packets#fuckin good apple sauce man
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a baby?! | logan howlett
pairing: xmen!logan howlett x pregnant!reader
summary: some headcanons of logan with a pregnant partner.
notes: logan is so husband (not actually married) material 😭😭😭 i needed to write this for my man.
warnings: pregnancy kajsksa (it scares me to death), so much fluffy fluff. no proofread. no use of y/n but no oc neither.
Logan's protective nature would go into overdrive when you are pregnant. He'd be extra vigilant, watching your every move and refusing to let you out of his sight. "You ain't goin' nowhere, darlin'," he'd growl.
Logan would be constantly fussing over you, making sure you're eating right and taking care of yourself. He'd become a regular at the grocery store, stocking up on the necessary supplies for your pregnancy. "Can't have my baby going hungry," he'd say, tossing another loaf of bread into the cart.
Logan would be a pro at soothing you through the uncomfortable parts of pregnancy. He'd rub your back when you had cramps, hold your hair when you were sick, and provide as much comfort as he could. "It's gonna be okay," he'd murmur. "Just a few more months."
Logan would be eager to feel the baby kick and move inside your belly. He would place his hand on your stomach, feeling every little movement, a small smile tugging at his lips. "Hey there, little one," he'd whisper.
Logan would take you for late night walks in the gardens, his arm protectively around your waist, your steps slow and measured. He'd breathe in the night air, a rare peacefulness settling over him. "Can't wait to meet our kid," he'd say quietly, squeezing your hand.
Logan might be a bit nervous about being a father, but he would never let it show. He'd put on a brave front, masking his fears with his usual gruff exterior, but would secretly be reading every parenting book he can find.
As the due date got closer, Logan would become increasingly anxious. He'd be extra cautious, carrying you up and down the stairs and insisting that you rest as much as possible. "Can't have anything happen to you or the baby," he'd say, his eyes filled with worry.
Despite his tough exterior, Logan would be secretly excited about decorating the nursery. He'd take you to every baby shop in town, helping you pick out the perfect crib and the perfect color for the walls (he's the one putting everything together).
When the baby is finally born, Logan would be there, holding your hand, coaching you through the delivery. He'd whisper words of encouragement, trying to hide the tears that threatened to fall. "You're doing great, darlin'."
As soon as he lays eyes on his child, Logan's heart would instantly fill with love. He'd be torn between staring at the baby and checking on you, a range of emotions playing on his face.
Logan would be the ultimate doting father. He'd change diapers, give baths, and rock the baby to sleep. He'd sing lullabies and tell bedtime stories, his voice gruff but his words soft.
Logan would have a love/hate relationship with the baby's first word. When they said "Dada" for the first time, he'd puff up with pride, but then be secretly disappointed that it wasn't "Mama."
He would have a collection of silly nicknames for the baby, ranging from "Cub" to "Little One". He'd sometimes slip into Wolven mode and playfully growl at the baby, making them giggle.
Logan would be incredibly overprotective of the baby. Anytime someone tried to hold them, he'd hesitate and watch hawkishly. He wouldn't let anyone but his partner and the X-Men near the child, always on high alert for any potential threat. "Ain't nobody touchin' my kid, bub," he'd growl, eyes narrowed.
Logan would be the one to handle the late-night feedings and soothe the baby back to sleep. "Can't let your mama get too exhausted," he'd mutter as he rocked the baby in his arms.
Logan would be careful when the baby started walking and crawling, especially around the danger-prone X- Mansion. He'd constantly be on edge every time the baby would try to grab something sharp or crawl towards a dangerous area. "Watch yourself there, squirt," he'd say, scooping them up before they could get into trouble.
Logan would also be a very hands-on father. He'd want to teach the child everything he knows, from fighting to the wilderness. He'd take them camping and teach them how to survive in the wild. "Gotta be tough like your old man," he'd say.
Even though Logan would claim he wasn't the type to get attached to kids (LIAR), he'd secretly have a soft spot for the one you had created together.
#logan howlett#logan howlett x reader#logan howlett headcanon#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine x reader#wolverine#wolverine x you#wolverine xmen#xmen#xmen wolverine#xmen logan#james logan howlett#james howlett#headcanon#headcanons#hugh jackman x reader#hugh jackman#hugh jackman x you
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