#He’s just a loaf man
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I haven't even played the game yet
#bg3#bg3 astarion#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate 3 astarion#florb-edit#he’s just a loaf man#Are these the right tags? Maybe-#made for my friends who've actually played the game gdsughsfd#enjoy i guess
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hi it’s me again. i forgot to add this to my other ask because it is So funny to me that your ashswag is some kind of deity god thing and my squiddo is some kind of eldritch god herobrine thing. like they are swapped…. and my ashswag is just. sad trauma guy. i pathetic-wet-cat-ified him.
The dualities of peoples interpretations of ash swag...... but rheyre always friends so ^-^ YAY YAY !
#mcyt#asks#ashswag#squiddo#i loaf them. watched new squiddo vids. very fun#my ash is more like a full body robot made to vessel something larger than human. so he has a bit of a god complex.... as you do.....#hes pathetic he just doesnt look like it. he tries sooo hard to act like hes better than human#but his emotions and feelings and hopes and dreams and friendships are so so very human. makes him more human than anything else#squiddos a little mechanical bug :3 a very simple man but they would kill gods for funsies? teehee giggle!
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Headcanon time! Since I finally remembered to draw something for one
Whenever Dust isn't well and is just staying in bed, Horror brings him tomato soup. It's close enough to ketchup that it's kinda comforting for him but also just different enough that it doesn't make him spiral into thinking about his past.
In return, whenever Horror is holed up sick in bed, Dust makes him toast. It's the only thing he really knows how to make without burning it but toast is Horror's comfort food so he's always happy for it.
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#UTDR#UTMV#Horror Sans#Dust Sans#Horrordust enjoyers this one's a lil bit for you lol#I think of this as platonic but I don't mind how you interpret this#I just think these two would figure out how to take care of each other in small and strange ways#Also projecting my love of toast onto Horror lol#Ever since he got to the castle he's been a bread man#He still loves other foods but that first loaf of bread after the starvation did something to him#When Cross is sick he refuses to rest so they have to get Killer to distract him while they play keepaway with the chores he's trying to do#THEN they can get him to sit down and watch a movie or something#I dunno what happens when Killer's sick I'm still trying to figure that one out#But these two are each other's sick food buddies c:
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Haven't drawn the boys in a hot minute-
#okok#so#the ruin dlc amiright#but like#I JUST HAVE MORE QUESTIONS NOW#Is Eclipse just stuck in the daycare again#or does he actually have enough of a clear mind to realize no more kids will come#and he maybe tries to leave somehow#we did see he isn't hostile#like monty for example#I'm just rambling#BUT LIKE#COME ON MAN#I WANNA SEE MORE OF EM IS THAT SUCH A CRIME#someone needs to write a fanfic about this I swear-#...hmmmm maybe I can do that myself#hueueue#anyways if u're still reading#hi#have a loaf of bread#fnaf#fnaf sb#fnaf security breach#fnaf ruin spoilers#fnaf sun man#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#fnaf eclipse#art#my art
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When a test of a prince's taste backfires horribly. Or, how Alisaie gave herself psychic damage for not realizing this man may not act like how she imagines and she's suddenly being thanked for giving the worst food on the star to him.
(or, even, indirectly giving Meteor and Tsukiko psychic damage as Meteor refuses to let Zenos eat that god forsaken bread and has to hold him back like a misbehaving cat away from it.)
#ffxiv#sketch#comic#zenos yae galvus#alisaie leveilleur#alphinaud leveilleur#adventurer zenos#zenos- who undoubtably hasn't had a lovingly cooked meal in ages- tastes tataru's (HQ) cooking for the first time and inhales it#and alisaie- having to watch this man scarf down THE affront to the gods not realizing he was -very hungry- and -very drained-#im excited to write more about zenos' relationship with food (mainly him not eating anything unless he has to for any reason)#the concept that this man is a two legged apex predator has always stood out to me#so I wanted the first thing in terms of change for him to be him losing his numbness- food being the beginning of it#but also the struggle of Tsukiko and Kukuti trying to prevent the giant depressed super soldier from taking the easy way out of a meal#I also just enjoy writing the dissonance Alisaie has over how she views zenos and how zenos actually is#(also hehe I like the concept that Zenos can stomach archon loaf and the WoL cant)#I love being an omnicrafter LMAO#this also takes place not long after the return comic just for reference
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besties what does it mean when a straight man bakes bread and steam mops his entire house and goes out and buys sweet treats before you come over
#this wasn’t normal bread either he made a HERB AND GARLIC LOAF and then proceeded to dice shallots and onions to make a lil flavour burst#on top after it came out then made a chili infused oil to dip it in…#THEN ASKED IF (WE) WANTED HIM TO MAKE A BOARD WITH CHEESE AND MEATS LIKE???#HUH????#and yeah steam mopped all of their floors cleaned top to bottom#he did about 20x more than my actual friend would ever dream of 😭#THEN ALSO WENT TO A BAKERY AND GOT DONUTS?? HELLO???#i am still flabbergasted hours later#he also got play angry at me that i got in the backseat of the car and was like ‘no you should take the front’#and after i refused cause he’s TALL he got in the passenger door and then proceeded to move his seat all the way up so he was cramped and#i had a ton of room#i was just like… is this… what men are really capable of?#today truly made me enamoured with the kindness men can apparently be capable of AND HE DOESNT KNOW ME SUPER WELL#we’ve hung out like three times prior and two of which were within this last week#anyway what a kind man again my friend would never lmao#forgot the most important part: this man is a guy friends’ roommate!#talk time
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THE Sicilian Kitty
11 March, 2024
#he just sat there#stealing the show#we were on a tour and he took everybody's focus#just a little old man#he spoke italian#just a baby#baby with a stripey tail#sitting like a little loaf of bread
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He’s just a goofy lil guy 💜
#wallace and gromit#aardman#animation#claymation#I’m sorry he’s just a genuinely sweet man#treatment of Gromit still up for debate though#curse of the were rabbit#the wrong trousers#a matter of loaf and death#a grand day out#a close shave#cartoon memes#cartoon#silly man#autistic coded character#pansexual character#wallace and gromit memes#simping#simping hours
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Thor: The Mighty Avenger #7 Thor: Love and Thunder Avengers #24
#thor#comics#thor: love and thunder#thor cooking#thor in an apron#thor with his red oven mitts on to retrieve the loaf of bread he just baked#get you a man who can do both
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Idk what happened but someone put a piece of paper in front of me while I was bored
Anyway his name is Baldwin and he is terrier and concerned, oh and the bigger one, yeah that's just the mother ship
#Art#i'm not crazy#Your crazy#Stupid#My oc#?#I'm bad at art but I can make a bald turtle man who has manifested just to be terrified#You know#Just another Tuesday#funny shit#Funny#i guess#Baldwin#He kinda looks like a loaf of bread#Breadwin
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loaf <3
#cat#scandal#outrage#he’s just a little man#cat loaf#meow meow#ignore my oklahoma! reference i still hate that musical
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Albert Wheatsker
#resident evil#albert wesker#Albert Wheatsker#He's just a loaf man#whilk#Florb-Edit#Once again I am tasked with making loaf edits. This is my life
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beignet enjoyer! beignet enjoyer!
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#alastor loves his food#hes like aziraphale#there are so. many. lil details to this that i love#pentious with ponytail???#egg bois cozied up to everyone??#husks wing around angels shoulders???#fat nuggets and keekee both doing the loaf#all their expressions!!!!!#look how cutsey happy al is to be one of the gang!!! he tellin his juicy gossip stories!!!#al's hooves are BARE and swinging in the air i love this man so much#his. tailllll#husk looks SO smitten like he cant even look at angel or he will explode in blush#everyone is all invested in al's story#vaggie with the steeple hands tryna use her brain (it is too late at night for that)#I Just.#I Love This
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So apparently in Nightbringer you gotta pay to date the boys? That's sad but oh what I would give to take Asmo out on a date...
I WOULD TAKE HIM TO MAJOLISH AND BUY HIM WHATEVER HE WANTED WITH LIKE THE $2.50 I HAVE TO MY NAME BUT IDC ILL BUY HIM ANYTHING HE WANTS ILY BBY MWAMWA 💋
If he wants to go to lunch too I'll take him to lunch too! Whatever he wants I'll get him!! I just wanna spoil him!!!! I wanna make him feel special!!! I WANNA MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE A PRINCESS!!!! 👑👑👑👑
Then maybe at the end of the day we just wind down in bed by cuddling and kissing ouuuuuuuh (We would probably be both shirtless too bc we love skin on skin contact here)
Just!!!!! DATES WITH AZZY MOMOS!!!!!
#👻❤️ wisp gushes! ❤️👻#🩷😈🥂 asmodeus! 🥂😈🩷#hes the best man like hes so sweet and gentle and caring and i just wanna make him feel special#i know asmo would wanna spoil me too but I WANNA SPOIL HIM FIRST#i havent even had him for a month and already im so sappy for him#SOMEONE TELL ASMO HOW MUCH I LOAF HIM
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lov 2 find the cat wedged behind my bedroom door in the dark for no reason
not scared. not hiding. he was just hanging out back there (:
#his brain is a mystery to me#i found him just inside the doorway yesterday. loafing peacefully. facing into the dark.#worried there is A Creature in my room somewhere but if there was he would be way more proactive about it so idk#love this absolute freak of a man who is my son#a cat posts#a cat's cats
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coming home to nanami sleeping on the couch but there it is also, the cat he said he 'tolerated' atop of his chest, folding its legs comfortably like a perfectly adorable loaf.
both of his hands resting snuggly on its body, as if he was hugging it to sleep. (he did)
the biggest grin stretched out across your face, taking your phone out as you went to take many many pictures of them first because it was an overwhemingly cute sight, second... well, you know, just for additional satisfaction points after telling him 'told you so!'
alas, your excited steps in getting the photos of different angles woke the man up, as nanami looked like he was caught red-handed after looking back and forth from the cat to your phone. a smug smile made its way to your lips as you crossed arms with a raised eyebrow.
"she came to me herself after i fell asleep," he reasoned, getting worked up all by himself. "i didn't say anything," you replied with a playful shrug as he sighed, looking over the feline who's still asleep; his body language contradicted his words, moving as slowly as possible as to not disturb its slumber.
"you didn't have to love, your smile already said it all," he said as he finally let out a defeated smile, gently running his hand through the fur of the small animal. you had to swallow a squeal from witnessing such a cute sight.
"ready to be honest and admit that you love her so much and you won't let anything bad happen to her ever?" you asked, a big smile still loyal on your expression. nanami chuckled, "not sure if i am at that stage yet but-" he stopped, booping the cat's button nose.
"she is quite cute sometimes, especially when she's not running around clawing things she finds unpleasant—which are almost everything. a hard cat to please, this one."
oh nanami, with the way he said that, he's way past that stage, you thought.
you looked at the oblivious man, keeping that fact to yourself. "alright, i'll accept that answer for today." you nodded thoughtfully feeling pleased, making your boyfriend laugh at the personality similarities; perhaps that's why he came to love your pet as well. "you too, hm? i guess like mother like daughter."
#jjk x reader#jjk x y/n#jjk x you#jjk fluff#nanami x reader#nanami fluff#jjk nanami#nanami kento x reader#nanami x you
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