#thor cooking

[the-mjolnir-owner]

Thor: The Mighty Avenger #7 Thor: Love and Thunder Avengers #24

[pocketramblr]

you know im thinking. im thinking maybe Yoichi wasn't even that into captain hero as an adult, but AfO kept bringing LITERALLY every conversation back to that because he decided to Be The Demon Lord and so Yoichi like, can't get an argument in unless he uses the same material so he's like 'oh my god i haven't even thought about that comic in ten years but even i know the bad guy didn't win. you should not be basing you whole identity, business model, and world destruction plan on your five-second impression of a comic book bad guy who didn't even win! also you shouldn't kill people!'

[loversquarrels]

As they sat down to eat, Thor noticed something wrong with Modi. Where once he would swat Modi, he now gently placed his hand on his son's shoulder. "Something the matter, son? The food bad?"

"No, Fadir. It's just I feel sick. I think it's the mead. I can barely drank any, " Modi said back.

"Then don't drink," Thor said, sitting down next to Modi, calmly so as not to trigger Modi's past trauma with him.

"But we always do," Thor's son said with an unsure voice filled with unease.

"Maybe not this time?" Thor offered his cup of berry juice.

"Yeah maybe not this time" Modi discarded the cup of mead and took Thor's.

God I hate my coloring so much. I'm trying to learn but for some reason coloring is harder than drawing for me lol.

[talesfromthecrypts]

You can apparently organize an actor's filmography on letterbox by billing order which won't change my behavior at all but at least I'm warned of how bad the vibes are going to be ahead of time

[goldensunset]

had a dream about khml but not in the sense that like new information was revealed more like in the sense that not only did i convince myself that it was real but that it had always been a thing we’d known for a long time. like i had a dream there were straight up political executions in there or at least an offscreen implied type of thing. there is a girl character who exists only in my mind who bravely helps the player but then is arrested and implied to have been hanged to death because disney can do anything they want these days. in my dream i seriously thought she was a real thing and had always known her. i can see her in my mind

[reborn-ahit-au]

Remember the puzzle i made? Its finished finally! Featuring, a whole lot of charecters!

Sorry for the weird angle, its quite a large puzzle so it had to be on my floor.

See if you can spot everyone!

Please interact with this. It was so much work.

[skyriderwednesday]

1) Mrs Hudson is employing a cook now, good for her.

2) Holmes is evidently hissing like a cat at this change to his environment.

3) Unsatisfactory eggs? Make Watson eat them.

[swystuncommunications]

Thor’s cabbage rolls never took off.

[thissmallplace]

[visionandwanda1218]

Westview cooking!

Buffalo chicken nacho casserole. It's like...5 or 6 layers. Rice, queso, kidney beans, salsa, Buffalo chicken dip, with sour cream and shredded cheese on top.

Yes we're geared up for the Jets game why would you ask

[the-mjolnir-owner]

Happy women's day to all the women in Thor's life (and it's A LOT of women)!

[coloursofunison]

I'm reviewing Valhalla's Fury by Donovan Cook #blogtour #newrelease #historicalfiction

It's my turn on the Valhalla's Fury by Donovan Cook #blogtour #newrelease #historicalfiction #ValhallasFury #boldwoodbloggers @BoldwoodBooks @DonovanCook20 @rararesources @theboldbookclub

Here’s the blurb Abandoned by his people and destined for Valhalla, do not stand in the way of his fury. Ribe is lost, its hall burnt, and Charles is still missing. Sven must once more sail into dangerous waters to rescue his grandson. King Louis of East Francia, the man who took Sven’s son from him almost twenty years ago, has Charles captive and uses him to force Sven to do his bidding and…

[nikkirimizi]

A Sweet Taste (Thor/Reader) 🍰

Summary: Reader bumps into Thor on their way back home and the two (attempt) at interacting with one another. They're not so strong with words, but give them a frying pan, and suddenly, they're magic.

Rating: Teen

The noise of the incoming train had been muffled by the earbuds, playing their usual playlist that practically defined their morning routine. Within the train station, they looked through their bag, making sure everything they picked up earlier at the market was fully accounted for.

As they quickly boarded the train, they grabbed a pole from the middle, watching as the door closed behind them. The motion of the train started out slow before moving full speed, leaving them to their phone until their eventual stop. At eye level, they were met with the approach of someone far too close in front of them, but they humbly ignored the person and kept scrolling on their phone. That was, until a warm hand was placed on their shoulder.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58138027

[deshifoodchanneldfc]

Fresh Banana Stem Harvesting With Village Fishing and Delicious Healthy ...

[jackshiccup]

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Heyy 🤓☝️so um httyd in the god of war universe (they’re aesir!)

And have design stuff

I rewatched god of war gameplays and felt very self indulgent so here they are <3

[hurtspideyparker]

If Civil War didn't end in divorce and everyone lived together Part 2

Read Part 1 and Part 3

Tony: Why is Underoos mopping the ceiling?

Sam: Told him since he's sticky that's his chore

Bucky: It's only fair he helps out around the house

Tony: Hm. Makes sense

-

Vision cooked dinner:

Peter: *pushing around food to make it look eaten*

Natasha: *surreptitiously spitting into napkin*

Steve: *taking small bites with tons of water*

Bucky: *just stares at full plate*

Tony: Well this is disgusting, I'm ordering pizza

-

Sam: C'mon man stop moping around, you gotta get yourself a girl

Bucky: Ok.

Sam: Ok? Okayyyyy! I know-

Bucky: Give me your phone

Sam: Oh you got a number in mind already hotshot? *hands phone over*

Bucky: *ring* Hi Sarah ;)

Sam: BOY-

-

Peter: Ned thought you would seperate your colours from your lights but he also thought you'd be homophobic so I don't pay him much mind cuz clearly I'm more of a superhero expert than him but he does have a 2% better average than me in history so like maybe you do hand wash your clothes and that's why I asked what underwear you wear because-

Steve: *listening intently with apprehension and alarm*

Natasha: I can't believe you found the one person on Earth who talks more nonsense than you

Tony: I know right, it's incredibly unnerving. I'm planning on adopting him

-

Peter: Mr. Stark I have to tell you something. I think Vision is a... *whispers* pervert

Tony: Um, why?

Peter: He keeps floating through my room without knocking! He saw me changing, he saw my nipples !

Tony: Well if anyone's a predator here it would be you. I mean showing your nipples to a 2 year old? Deplorable.

Peter:

Peter: Oh god, I'm the pervert...

-

Bucky: Y'know animosity isn't good between teammates. I think we should spend more time together

Sam: Am I being punked right now? Where's the camera

Bucky: I'm serious. I think it would be healthy for us to bond

Sam: Okay fine I'll bite... what did you have in mind

Bucky: Wanna go for a run?

Sam: *slams door in Bucky's face*

-

*staring at Bucky's sparkly clean metal arm*

Bucky: Dishwasher?

Peter: Dishwasher :)

(later that day)

Bucky: I've decided to let the child live

Peter: YoU wHaT?!

-

Thwip

Tony: Who took my coffee cup, It was right here

Thwip

Bruce: Um, has someone seen my book? I just had it

Thwip

Steve: I could've sworn I was holding a pen a moment ago

*giggling from the ceiling*

Tony: Young man I will take those webshooters away if you use them for shenanigans and rascality

Peter, muffled: Mr. Hawkeye told me to!

Clint: Oh so you're just gonna rat me out like that?

Peter: Sor- OOF

*falls out of ceiling vent*

-

Sam: You're in my spot

Bucky: There are no spots, it's a common area

Sam: Well that's my spot

Bucky: Did you buy the chair??

Sam: No, but everyone knows that's where I sit. Right Steve?

Steve: Oops I forgot something in my car, be right back *leaves*

Sam: Still my spot

Bucky: Still not

Sam: *sits on him*

Bucky: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL THE COUCHES ARE FREE-

Sam: IT'S MY SPOT YOU CAN'T TAKE A MAN'S FAVOURITE CHAIR-

BUCKY: YOU HAVE ISSUES GET OFF ME-

(one hour later)

Steve: Hey so turns out I don't have a car! Isn't that funn...

Sam & Bucky: *Squeezed awkwardly on the chair together*

Steve: I think I left something in my car

-

Steve: Leave the bedroom door open when you have Vision in there

Wanda: UGH you're so protective

Tony: Teenagers, am I right? Caught Pete reassembling my particle accelerator at midnight because he needed to neutralize a miniature nuclear bomb he nabbed off some guy he neglected to tell me was trying to kill him

Steve:

Steve: Wanda y'know what do whatever you want

Wanda: Really?

Steve: Yes just keep being normal. At least I can read about our issues in a parenting book

-

Thor: Ah, new warriors I see! Good to make all your acquaintance. But why are you so grumpy my friend?

Bucky: *glaring*

Peter: He's always like that. It's um, P- P- PMS? Wait -

Natasha: Yes it's PMS

Wanda: He's got it bad

Steve: *genuinely concerned* Bucky you didn't tell me something was wrong. What can I do to help?

Bucky:

Bucky: I like chocolate

-

Wanda: Welcome to the first annual girls night! This place reeks of men, so I thought we needed some women time

Pepper: Why is Vision here?

Wanda: I get sad when he's gone

Natasha: Why is Pietro here?

Pietro: Slay queens

Wanda: Moral support I think

Maria: Why is Peter here?

Wanda: He looked really upset when I said he wasn't included and I felt bad

Wanda: Anyways... yay girls! Who wants me to paint their nails?

Peter: ME ME ME

-

Steve: Pancakes or waffles?

Natasha: Pancakes

Steve: Good because I don't have a waffle maker

Natasha: Then why would you ask-

Steve: It's important for your voice to be heard, as team leader I value your opinion

*2 minutes later*

Steve: Good morning Clint, pancakes or waffles?

Clint: Waffles

Steve: Oh no.

-

Some of these were based on requests (ex. more Sam & Bucky, dad Steve w/ Wanda) so if you have certain dynamics you enjoy let me know !