#He misses jersey.

[mistamysterystan]

man I've only been home a month or two and I already want to go back out to sea..

[year2000electronics]

just a lil casual postcanon gideon

[yourfatherjustinmcelroy]

This is the first piece of gravity falls fanart I’ve ever made including when I was a fan of the show as a kid. So of course it’s a shitty doodle

[daddy-long-legssss]

alex and miles curled up on the couch together wearing the italia shirts from miles’ mr. bridger collection and watching a euro cup match

[bettybrainrot]

new jersey really traded the female orgasm to utah huh

[opens-up-4-nobody]

This one goes out to those who accused me of stealing her big naturals here

[buckysb1tch]

WE HAVE SMILEY NICO BACK 🥹🥹🥹🥹 HE LOOKS SO HAPPY I COULD CRY

[noonenowhere-01]

Happy Devils, Ducks and Canucks game day!!! I am desperately pleading to the universe for at least one win tonight.

But win or lose I can’t wait to see my favourite boys back on the ice!

❤️ 🖤 🧡 🤍 💙 💚

[xxplastic-cubexx]

friend notoriously bad at videogames said shed play marvel rivals with me tomorrow chat if i never post after tomorrow night its because a blood vessel bursted

[yeonzzzn]

ain't no way that this man is bitchless. he should at least banging someone off screen 😭😭 yk what i meaaann??? 😩✋🏻

you’re right he’s banging me. we’ve just been keeping it a secret 😔✋🏼

[pedriscroquettes]

I have a thot... pedri 🤝🏼 body worship>>>

Him on his knees, kissing the length of ur body, etc etc🙈

anon… you’re so real for this.

• imo he seems like the giving type obviously he likes to receive but he needs to pleasure you first or else he can’t enjoy himself.

• i mean come on spanish men are the biggest whores on the planet he has experience. he knows that whoever he’s with has to be satisfied. he doesn’t want any of the people he sleeps with to go around and say he’s a bad fuck, it’d ruin his reputation.

• now let’s say your relationship is fresh and you’re sleeping together for the first time, you’re shocked that he puts you first. other guys just like to chase their high but not him, he wants to see you chase your high.

• he’s a tease obviously, he’s seen the tweets he knows people find him attractive, so he starts off by slowly lifting your shirt and kissing down your body.

• he makes sure to leave marks, lots of them. oh you wanted to wear shorts? forget it you’re all marked up. you wanna wear a crop top? nope, he’s left a trail of marks all the way down to your core and around your chest.

• sometimes you wonder how he’s managed to maintain his status of innocence within the other barca players when he’s far from it. you come to the conclusion that he only tells gavi about what happens at home because he’s the only one who teases you about it.

• “joder, cómo no quieres que te elogie cuando te ves así?” (fuck, how do you not want me to praise you when you look like this?)

• as soon as he gets on his knees you know you’re not going to stand straight for hours.

• this man appreciates human beauty and will praise you and adore you. he will make you feel like the only person in the world. after all he’s a gentleman.

[touchlikethesun]

one of my fav krtsk tropes of all time is the unfortunate accidental mixing up of the jerseys. or like (now entering my fantasy lol) kei accidentally bringing kuroo’s nekoma shirt to change into for practice instead of one of his own tshirts, and burning up with embarrassment when the rest of karasuno notices, trying to stonewall his way thru everyone’s questions of “who do you know in nekoma,” “why would they give you their shirt,” and “when did you even get that we haven’t had a practice match in ages,” etc.

yamaguchi, who is the only person on the team that already knows about krtsk’s “secret” long distance relationship (it’s only secret on one side, all of nekoma and fukurodani already know - kenma’s been sworn to secrecy and forbidden from telling shouyou), is torn between trying to help tsukki avoid answering and giggling because he told tsukki that something like this was bound to happen. hinata asking with annoying sincerity if he beat up someone from nekoma, which finally prompts kei to snap “no, it’s from kuroo, he gave it to me!”

the rest of karasuno falls silent at his outburst, and regret is only just starting trickle down kei’s neck when sugawara gasps suddenly and says “oh my god, you’re dating kuroo from nekoma” which in turn causes everyone to look back to kei who looks like he’s trying to melt into the floor and there’s an shocked pause before the gym explodes again with congratulations from the second and third years (who honestly are just so relieved that tsukishima has found someone that can match his energy they were worried) and increasingly incredulous but earnest questioning from kageyama and hinata of “how??? how????” (they are also like, happy for tsukishima, but… how????)

yamaguchi texts kuroo at some point during the hullabaloo to tell him what happened and prepare him for tsukki’s inevitable mood on their nightly skype call.

[ratatatastic]

behold both uvis and lundy wearing jerseys backwards as the rest of the cats sway back and forth to we are the champions for the millionth time whilst ekky sensually climbs the pole in the back also also while every cat turns to him to make sure he doesnt fall no i wish i could make any of this up because then id be 10 times funnier

6.27.24 (x)

[kazbiter]

kavinsky may have died in the dream thieves but you cannot convince me that his presence and memory didn't shape ronan's "ecoterrorism driven by my own subconscious" plotline in the dreamer trilogy. he would have loved that shit. u never forget ur worst and whatnot

[rubyrins]

*ੈ✩Jerseys-Itoshi Sae

ೃ༄ was stealing a jersey from you’re boyfriend without telling him was a good idea??

Silence was strong when two of you’re closest friends started to scroll through their phones,but not until.

“So uhm.. what should I wear?”

“To what??” You’re friend ask,you notice both of them shut their phones of an payed attention to you

“Sae has a game this week and I don’t know what to wear”

“Hmmm” you’re other friend place there point finger on there chin indicating the sign of thinking

“Ohhh,I have one”

“What is it” you ask,

“What about his Jersey”

“Yeahh, that would be cute tbh and you can wear a skirt with it”you’re friend responded

“His Jersey??” You ask,unsure of the idea since it hadn’t crossed your mind that wearing his jersey would be a good idea but nothing could go wrong right??

The next thing you knew you were now shuffling through his clothes frantically knowing that he’s gonna be home soon about an hour, but you’re mind wasn’t helping at all nuh-uh,you’re mind was all over place,it was making its own opinions on whatever you we’re choosing you picked this jersey but you thought what if this is the one sae will wear at the game so no,you took another one,what if sae doesn’t like this jersey so no,you chose another one-

“What are you doing,love” uh-oh

You were frozen in place still holding a Jersey,sae was right there leaning in the door frame with both of his hands in his pockets tilting his head to see what on earth was his girlfriend doing,curiosity took over him and walked towards you while you were still stuck in place, you’re heart was beating so fast even sae could hear it

Before he could even take a look you stood up and hid the jersey you were holding at your back,

Sae saw the mishap that happened in his closet and saw all his neatly folded jerseys turned into a pile of clothes

“Did you do this” he said pointing the pile of clothes,you can never win a staring contest between sae so the best you could do was avoid his eyes and try you’re best to stay calm

“Uhm” “I thought you were gonna be home after an hour” quick change the topic

“I was too excited to see you,I couldn’t bear being that far away from you,I missed you” boy if there was an award for being the best at making you flustered he won it,a hand crept It’s way to you’re waist as you see sae then walked towards you even closer,you stepped back still avoiding contact,sae move his head in order to see you’re face,

You but you’re lower lip hoping this moment would go away

“Now,love I know you could never hide something ,from me now what are you hiding” his face was serious but warm he knows that sometimes his cold face could scare you when he’s mad so he tries his best to stay warm and sweet towards you

You sighed feeling a defeat he was right, you can never hide something from him and he would do the same

“Remember the game you’re gonna have this week” sae hummed in response

“Well,I asked my friends what to wear and they recommended me you’re Jersey,”

You couldn’t look at him in the eye

“I wasn’t sure at first but then the next thing I knew you have a pile now”

You looked at him and before you could elaborate further you saw a blushing sae with light pink hues on his cheek and on top of his ears,you found this scene cute,scratch that it was cute,he lets go of you and started shuffling through his luggage and took out his jersey that was new,he gave it to you

“Wear this one”

“Wait isn’t this new”

“Yes,that’s why I want you to wear it”

You started jumping from excitement and jumped on him you hugged him and couldn’t help yourself by smelling the perfume,God this man smells so good😍

“Ohh,I Love you love”

“I love you too❤️”

A/n:another one of my works that I made with no brain😍 I’m so so sorry if I have poor choice of words🥰🥰I also wanna make a part 2 of her already wearing the jersey in one of his games😍🥰😭🫶🌊💀🥹

[8rtisoc]

Tyson Jost 🫶 hugs