#He loves his Dad

[shu-box-puns]

Look at his scowling face :D He angered.

Summary: More Dad!Tsu’tey and Spider content. I’m literally just throwing these out as I think of them. This little bank of scenarios is gonna come in handy once my exams are done, that’s for sure. 

So for plot reasons in one of my fics, I’ve made it that Tsu’tey never learnt how to swim because he lives in the forest and he’s a tall bean so he didn’t really need that skill. Anyway, because he never learnt, it didn’t occur to him that Spider would require that skill. He also - in his panic - helpfully forgets that his son wears an exopack 24/7 and physically can’t drown himself.

Just Tsu’tey forgetting his fear of the water and YEETING himself into the sea or some deep ass lake to rescue his son that is having a great time. Only for Spider to have to rescue him instead. Cue Jake running over wondering what the fuss is about and Tsu’tey looks like a drowned cat with his tail between his legs and his braids sticking uncomfortably to his neck and shoulders. Spider refuses to make eye contact with him or he’ll burst out laughing and wound his pride. 

[d-lanx]

[mommy-chamomillie]

I NEED EVERYONE TO SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS

a treat for running errands with dad all day

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[michealsproutsnotes]

Do you love your dad Shroud?

Nods at the book. Loving his Dad a lot. Even when he's angry or upset with him. He's not sure what he would do without Tommy. Being quite the clingy thing.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

put em up!

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[genzennialfriends]

Chandler Bing

His mother writes erotica and has recently sold the movie rights to her fairytale smut series. His father owns a famous all-male burlesque in Las Vegas. They had split custody.

Some people would have this upbringing and grow up to be extremely confident and comfortable in their own skin. Unfortunately for Chandler, his parents’ ugly divorce made that impossible.

He’d rather make a sarcastic comment than acknowledge an uncomfortable feeling. Makes a lot of money at a corporate job no one really understands. Lives with Joey - and now Ross - and has to constantly tell his parents that no, neither of those guys is his boyfriend; yes, he knows it’s ok if he were gay; and he’s absolutely not smoking again. (He vapes.)

[everwalldigan]

Bawling my eyes out at the thought of Dick’s last bit of parting advice for Damian on how to be Bruce’s Robin (before he went back to blud) being “just pretend to fall asleep during a stake out. Trust me”

Of course Damian’s sceptical and it takes him a long time to even THINK about making himself look that vulnerable but his curiosity eventually wins and he pretends to fall asleep during a boring night.

He thought he was prepared for all possibilities but he was not prepared for Bruce to call out his name, sigh softly and scoop him up, not letting go of him even once until they reach his bed (he will never admit it but he actually did end up falling asleep). He was absolutely not prepared for Bruce to take his shoes off, tuck him in and hesitate just a little second before giving him a forehead kiss and leaving the room silently. He ends up actually falling asleep on the very next week

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael shares his new look to the FNAF movie pals

[turtleblogatlast]

Little Leo watching telenovelas with his dad

Bonus:

[thefrsers]

#hes so dad coded

[oifaaa]

Annabeth is so much stronger then me I'm just saying if my mum got pissed and punished me for something my field trip partner did after i was nothing but the perfect child for the last 5 years meanwhile the guy who actually did the thing got nothing but praise from his dad yeah no Luke wouldn't even have time to ask me if I wanted to fight against the gods I'd already be starting my own revolution

[crowkip]

ᯓ★

[gotham-snark]

Rework of my old fan art from yeaaaars ago - original under cut

[remvs-black]

baby wolfstar but it is remus lupin not knowing that people don't usually give cheek kisses to a friend they made yesterday to say "thank you" but touch-starved sirius black being like, you know what? hell yeah