#he’s a man in finance

[genzennialfriends]

Chandler Bing

His mother writes erotica and has recently sold the movie rights to her fairytale smut series. His father owns a famous all-male burlesque in Las Vegas. They had split custody.

Some people would have this upbringing and grow up to be extremely confident and comfortable in their own skin. Unfortunately for Chandler, his parents’ ugly divorce made that impossible.

He’d rather make a sarcastic comment than acknowledge an uncomfortable feeling. Makes a lot of money at a corporate job no one really understands. Lives with Joey - and now Ross - and has to constantly tell his parents that no, neither of those guys is his boyfriend; yes, he knows it’s ok if he were gay; and he’s absolutely not smoking again. (He vapes.)

[canisalbus]

Giordano please! I want to see him and young Machete.

Giordano di Calabria, the future Archbishop of Naples, and his good-for-nothing apprentice.

[zitoko-tan]

akiyama picmixes i made for my bbg

[joshuaballsett]

[stripedsilktie]

Foreplay w/ Nanami leading up to hate sex is just asking him why we can't print more money

[deus-and-the-machina]

you know the contrast between how Vergil is presented vs thinking too hard about Vergil’s story is pretty funny. Man’s reputation is this iconic badass, the pinnacle of what video game rivalries can be, the coolest guy to play as, the guy who breaks every game he’s added to,

and then you go to the story and like. man’s lost his free will and autonomy at 19 and then came back a fractured man half of which was a lovecraftian eye beast the other half of which was a chronically ill goth man. and then he reunites and hes in like his 40s now I believe but legit the last time he was actually in a game where he wasn’t being mind controlled when he was 19 which is both sad but also thinking about how this guy who’s considered one of the top badasses of gaming has never really lived life outside of being a teenager.

Anyways this is the secret comedic potential of post DMC5 for Vergil because not only has the human world probably changed a fair bit in terms of technology, if he’s sticking around Dante he’s gonna actually have to learn in depth how taxes and grocery shopping work. Amazing.

[kennyomegasweave]

Hope is so far gone on Save and it's the cutest thing. Save said he was just at the house watching finance clips on youtube and Hope started cheesing like his baby just did and said the cutest thing. Like he's watching youtube finance bros, Hope. Please.

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

I’M LOOKING FOR A MAN IN FINANCE.

Trust fund. 6’5. Blue eyes.

He’s literally so c*nty. Agent provocateur fr🫦

[faaun]

my research partner and i are huddled in a blanket in paddington waiting for a too-late train i already miss you and you and you

[dilftwink]

percival bennett. bottom text.

[thewickerking]

"You need to learn to communicate" says the guy who insists we have important and serious conversations and then proceeds to ignore everything I say and come up with something else to believe and then gets mad at me when I go about what we talked about and don't magically do everything the way he pictures in his head

[deus-ex-mona]

i miss her…

[spiderman2-99]

How much money do you make a year? Do you have over a million?

Wouldn’t you like to know.

[princess-starscourge]

You know I never got over Kaveh saying he didn’t have a right to interfere with/barge into his mom’s life (something along those lines) in his hangout event. That shit broke my heart. Like, that isn’t possible when you’re her fucking son 😭

[therealraewest]

Steven Grant somewhere ripping their hair out

[heylinfanclub]

My Brother, Bearer of BAD NEWS: So Uncle Scott might be dying soon (sends picture of intubated uncle)

Me: great cool cool cool. Maybe that’s why he failed to zoom me last time we planned it. Hhhhhfffffff. Well he’s in California so there’s nnnnething I can do.