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genzennialfriends · 5 months ago

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Chandler Bing

His mother writes erotica and has recently sold the movie rights to her fairytale smut series. His father owns a famous all-male burlesque in Las Vegas. They had split custody.

Some people would have this upbringing and grow up to be extremely confident and comfortable in their own skin. Unfortunately for Chandler, his parents’ ugly divorce made that impossible.

He’d rather make a sarcastic comment than acknowledge an uncomfortable feeling. Makes a lot of money at a corporate job no one really understands. Lives with Joey - and now Ross - and has to constantly tell his parents that no, neither of those guys is his boyfriend; yes, he knows it’s ok if he were gay; and he’s absolutely not smoking again. (He vapes.)

#he’s a man in finance #trust fund #chandler bing #friends #parody #ross geller #friends reboot #joey tribbiani #he loves his dad #he loves his mom #he just doesn’t like hearing about his parents’ sex lives

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canisalbus · 1 year ago

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Giordano please! I want to see him and young Machete.

Giordano di Calabria, the future Archbishop of Naples, and his good-for-nothing apprentice.

#own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #Machete #Giordano di Calabria #fic Separation #anonymous #answered #Machete's former mentor and the closest he's had to a father figure #highly esteemed character in his circles #pious short tempered and heavyhanded man #he financed Machete's further studies when he was made an archbishop #but then grew to resent him when Machete surpassed him and became a cardinal #from tiny shrimpy kid to spindly and haggard adult

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zitoko-tan · 5 months ago

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akiyama picmixes i made for my bbg

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joshuaballsett · 8 months ago

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#joshua bassett #emmy award winner joshua bassett #man's getting wacked at coachella #but he's in a cult that controls his entire life and his finances right? you absolute fucking morons lmfaooooo

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deus-and-the-machina · 2 years ago

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you know the contrast between how Vergil is presented vs thinking too hard about Vergil’s story is pretty funny. Man’s reputation is this iconic badass, the pinnacle of what video game rivalries can be, the coolest guy to play as, the guy who breaks every game he’s added to,

and then you go to the story and like. man’s lost his free will and autonomy at 19 and then came back a fractured man half of which was a lovecraftian eye beast the other half of which was a chronically ill goth man. and then he reunites and hes in like his 40s now I believe but legit the last time he was actually in a game where he wasn’t being mind controlled when he was 19 which is both sad but also thinking about how this guy who’s considered one of the top badasses of gaming has never really lived life outside of being a teenager.

Anyways this is the secret comedic potential of post DMC5 for Vergil because not only has the human world probably changed a fair bit in terms of technology, if he’s sticking around Dante he’s gonna actually have to learn in depth how taxes and grocery shopping work. Amazing.

#thinking about dmc seriously for the first time in a while...I never stopped the occasional canary reblog but hmmmmmmm #like I imagine post 3 Vergil was probably similarly doing mercenary/demon killing work to get money like Dante was and thats sorta shown in #the novels. but like before that when he was a young young kid just post attack he was probably just living feral in an alleyway or smth #with just the yamato prolly similar to how v at the start of visions of v was. that child mugged and dumpster dived ok #point is while obviously he got to a place where he wasnt like. broke and homeless by the gilver era hes probably not had to think much #about money besides it buys me food and clothes mans was confused by one goaland power and yada yada while guess what buddy now you're #gonna be consumed by adulting. I dont even think he'd be that bothered by Dante not paying the bills at first but once he settles into human #living and gets a firsthand experience of what a cold shower when the heating is off feels like he is ON his ass about it #he pretends hes sooooo above human concerns until he has to live them lol and nowhes in charge of devil may crys finances prolly #nero taught him how to do taxes I bet #devil may cry #vergil sparda #vergil

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kennyomegasweave · 2 months ago

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Hope is so far gone on Save and it's the cutest thing. Save said he was just at the house watching finance clips on youtube and Hope started cheesing like his baby just did and said the cutest thing. Like he's watching youtube finance bros, Hope. Please.

#jack and joker #jack and joker the series #I love him so much #I love him and Save so much #Save seems sweet so he deserves a man who is so smitten with him he's cheesing over him watching youtube finance videos #I love love #it's disgusting how much Hope loves Save and seemingly has done so since they were kids #I love their love #regular clyde #hopesave

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theunholyvirginemilyprentiss · 4 months ago

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I’M LOOKING FOR A MAN IN FINANCE.

Trust fund. 6’5. Blue eyes.

He’s literally so c*nty. Agent provocateur fr🫦

#man in finance is a state of mind.#he’s so babygirl #I know he’s having a brat summer #the original bau DILF #I’m looking for a man in finance #criminal minds #criminal minds memes #aaron hotchner #agent provocateur #man in finance

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faaun · 9 months ago

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my research partner and i are huddled in a blanket in paddington waiting for a too-late train i already miss you and you and you

#he keeps falling asleep almost on my shoulder and waking up and readjusting but i want to tell him its ok weve seen a lot #of each other ive seen your brainwaves you called me crying a few nights ago. research partner right now is a potentiality #friend is a certainty. i met a banker passionate about finance. he said his advice made the lives of others better and he likes the numbers #more than he likes anything else. on a high rise near canary wharf the view was wonderful and the people even moreso #he said i loved her but i spent 33 grand on her and i cant do this anymore. his voice cracked talking about her. he did love her.#and she talked softly she grabbed my hand she bought me a pack of Marlborough gold she told me to snap #the russian menthol cigarettes of the tortured polish man near us with my teeth i kept staring at her teeth #bright white and sharp. i couldnt find her heartbeat but i did find warmth and i did find her lips and i did feel #how she felt pressed against a wall. a pretty boy held my hand and i gave him my number. i couldnt stop smiling about her no matter #how many runways youve walked on how many collections youve designed how many students youve taught. senior lecturer teaches me how to do #very unethical things ethically over a double shot of vodka made by the half-persian with broken farsi. she talks softly #and she says her eyes are hazel but they appear a shade of red. pure gold on her hands and leather on her back and her fingers on my lips #(she talks softly sees through me she says something i cant hear but i wont forget the way she flies) she talked to my research partner #about the possibility of moving to sunny dubai with the rest of her family and my heart felt pierced. on her arm i traces a tattoo of a #knife passing through a rose. she told me she thought there was romance in severing so i kissed her some more.#he sat me down and asked me what i loved and i told him and he said no romance no person no tragedy will take that from you.#the room was filled with a collection of people in love with something that wasnt a person and i kept looking at her.#red eyes bitten jawline beautiful hands. it is 3 degrees Celsius my head is on his shoulder i miss my friends #we walked out the lecture hall with arms linked a photo of two years ago and we both said #jesus christ. i miss you all. and i miss logic metatheory lectures. im glad i get to stare at the depth of your eyes #i wish i had met you years ago.#crushposting

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dilftwink · 1 month ago

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percival bennett. bottom text.

#sorry for ocposting im just thinking about him #worlds lamest man. he would work in finance and be so rich and so fucking lame.#guy who never gets invited out to drinks after work because he’s kind of a stuffy bitch #i think too hard about that art ghast did of modern au percy and i feel faint #i’ve fallen for a straight man who knows what a hedge fund is it’s literally so over for me. he’s even blonde.

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deus-ex-mona · 3 months ago

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i miss her…

#cant believe i forgot about her till the photobook q&a im so sorry witch mona~~~~~~~#press f for honeypre atelier gachas it was gone too soon™️#(currently e x t r e m e l y worried and stressed for tomorrow like never before b u t i have to appear like im fine sobs save me monachann)#(can i go on a stress-prompted tangent here about something inane? no? toooo bad im gonna go off anyway~~~~)#ok so. like. since witch mona is the image i have up ‘ere and since it’s still 七月… today’s tangent will be on irl spooky stories!!#s o. presenting a decently repressed memory from my childhood that resurfaced while i was hibernating at home:#anyways. well. thoughts about the afterlife can vary from person to person yes? there’s no one true correct belief after all #but the one question that unites us all is probably the one and only ‘are ghosts real?’#and well. for personal reasons i think so. i mean i’ve seen this one dude i hate get possessed a couple of times so welp. cant deny it ig.#wild story about that actually. back in the day my family’s finances were allegedly doing so badly that [dude i hate] had to pick up #a *c e r t a i n* side hustle for extra cash. that side hustle? literal grave digging at the cemetary. at night no less #and *ofc* he wasn’t respectful about it in the least so ofc some spirits followed him home. yay. free roommates.#one(?) of them even took residence in my room at the time and im 80% sure they ate my history textbook :( much sads #anyways well once that guy had too much to drink (which was rather often tbh) he’d get possessed. fun!#the only possession i ever saw was the n-rarity angry ghost who’d just huff and puff in silence with unfocused eyes most of the time #he’d occasionally put on a leather jacket too. but that was like a r-rarity event that didn’t happen that often #my mother had the chance to also witness the mosquito (who tried to barge into my room for fresh blood) and the 姑娘 (self-explanatory)#which is kinda unfair tbh. i wanted to see the ur-rarity ones too :( mostly bc it’d be funny to see a guy i hate act ooc (impure intentions)#oh right. how did we get the dude out of his possession? we just shook his arm really hard. prolly caused some lasting effects but who know #i think he could also just sleep off the possession but idk i was asleep for the ur-rarity incidents.#cant ask the one witness of it bc i dont want to bring back unnecessary flashbacks of [guy we hate]#anyways it’s been years since we moved out from that place and i still want my history textbook back. mostly for the principle of it but—#and so that’s the tangent of the day. i feel weirdly less stressed now thanks witch mona #i do wonder how my grandparents are faring on this 七月 though…#b u t !!!!! tomorrow’s date on the lunar calendar says it’s an auspicious day for wishful activity and starting a new job!!! so… maybe~~~~?#hauauauauauauauuauaaaaaa anyways insane tangent over stream mona’s new album ok bye #oops forgor to disable rbs i hate how easy it is to forget to use this function man

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spiderman2-99 · 19 days ago

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How much money do you make a year? Do you have over a million?

Wouldn’t you like to know.

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princess-starscourge · 11 months ago

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You know I never got over Kaveh saying he didn’t have a right to interfere with/barge into his mom’s life (something along those lines) in his hangout event. That shit broke my heart. Like, that isn’t possible when you’re her fucking son 😭

#genshin impact #kaveh #man mhy really need to give my man a second hangout event where he recoiled with faranak #i know ppl have been saying this for years but I just never thought that would actually happen #but i need that shit NOW bruh #let’s start the healing process for my man 🙏🏽#also y’all know alhaitham would totally finance his trip to fontaine #he’d do anything for his husband i’m so glad for kaveh really #kaveh’s like me and the supportive bitch I pulled by being emptionally unstable LMAOOO #read the tags plz I’m proud of them lol #just saw I wrote recoiled instead of reconciled FUCK

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nerosdayinanime · 1 year ago

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"Im worried what people would think of you then, that you're just a personal whore or something- i don't want to ruin your reputation.."

"Are you kidding? 'My dick was so good i got promoted-' Thats the biggest flex i can think of!"

"Well, you're certaintly enthusiastic about this."

#ive been thinking of the au from @planethoneybee's tags in that writing prompts post #on the topic of giyuu wanting sabito to have political power in case something happens or someone tries to pull shit-#him & shinobu debating the pros and cons of giving him title of concubine before giyuu brings up the social aspect #so shino calls sab in to get his thoughts on the matter directly and it made me laugh #another bit w sanemi- theyre at a meeting talking abt finances and theyre talking of cutting sanemi's beetle funding-#G: i can pay for it /Sane: what? /G: keep as much funding to the project as possible- i'll finance the rest of it out of my #own allowance. that works doesnt it? /Shino: i suppose. ..but you'd do that for beetles? /G: i see importance in it. /Shino: very well-#sanemi doesnt thank him or even mention it but he definitly looks at giyuu differently after that- he used his own shit to keep #the project going full blast? damn. he did that for sanemi's beetles. man.#somethn somethn giyuu bringing up the idea for shinobu to have a personal guard(/helper) as well #shinobu 'i know what you are' @ giyuu before he hurriedly explains he doesnt mean get a side hoe hes genuinely just #offering to find her a trusted guard/helper whos sole purpose is to do errands n shit specifically for her 'oh! that sounds nice actually'#'sab has someone in mind for you- says shes one of the best in the forces and a pleasant personality' 'ill see that for myself first'#'okay [thumbs up]'#im imaginging a mix between european kingdoms & east asian/chinese/japanese empires except i dont know shit about either #only thing i vaguely know is theres advisors & like sub-royalty & in traditional japanese more (/complex) layers of clothing = rich/royal #the 'sub royalty' has a name im p sure. i forgor. fuckiinnn.#nope its just not there. oh well. giyuu w the fingerless sleeve-gloves my FUCKING beloved #also vague thought of sabito & mitsuri wearing helmets that utilize their pink hair as fuckin. yk the european knights #w the stupid ponytail thing/romans w the gold helm/red mohawk thing. somethn like that #they wouldnt wear like full Heavy Armor like knights do their fighting styles & w the close-quarters they wouldnt need it #but like for Show at Fancy Pantsy Time theyd dress up similarly #loserboy giyuu posting #loverboy sabito posting #sabigiyuu #of all the shit i have for this au THATS the scene that gets front page. dick joke funniee #(in case its not clear text goes Giyuu-Sabito-Shinobu talking)

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therealraewest · 3 months ago

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Steven Grant somewhere ripping their hair out

#marc he set all this up for you and you're squandering it #my man's finances are in ruins his friendships are on thin ice his mental health is tanking #someone please help marc spector #moon knight #marc spector #Steven Grant

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heylinfanclub · 2 months ago

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My Brother, Bearer of BAD NEWS: So Uncle Scott might be dying soon (sends picture of intubated uncle)

Me: great cool cool cool. Maybe that’s why he failed to zoom me last time we planned it. Hhhhhfffffff. Well he’s in California so there’s nnnnething I can do.

#me.#therapy.#(he sends me $200 a month #(October is also the month my dad died #(fuckin. ghostirific.#(FEEEEEEEEELS BAD #(I never wanna grieve the finances. I wanna grieve the loss of a nice man. a good n kind uncle.#(I’m running out of family #family death/

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apocalypticdemon · 5 months ago

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so i'm finally reading through the terror scripts and i think this was designed to cause me physical pain.

crozier was supposed to be drinking to schubert..... god

#it's honest to god so interesting to see what was cut and what was rearranged #but the uh. the descriptions of the emotions that were not to be spoken?#the internal thought processes that can't be precisely conveyed without words?#i am Dying. this is Killing Me.#fucking *schubert*. god.#'it is not romantic or charismatic. it is hard to watch.' SEND HELP #the terror #i wish i had more coherent thoughts but like. jesus christ.#schubert also had some truly wretched parts of his life.#he wasn't able to marry women of higher classes than him. this was bc of a law that prohibited it but he was still restrained by his financ #*finances #a thing that sophia specifically points out to crozier in the show #aside from that there isn't much that i know off the top of my head #but his 'winterreise' is truly depressing. and 'die schone mullerin' isn't much better #actually die schone mullerin might be very apt for this.#the narrative follows a man falling in love with a woman that is beyond his grasp. and eventually ends in him fantasizing about his death.#uh. presumably the singer drowns in a brook at the end.#so! yeah! that one line in the script is making me lose my mind.#i am gonna keep reading them but i also think i will be a very sad puddle by the end of it #forgive the tag rambling. schubert isn't a main focus of mine #but i know a bit about him and a good bit about his music. it's. painful. also schubert died very young. like 31 years old young.#but anyway i guess i will find the damndest of parallels everywhere.

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