#fic Separation

[canisalbus]

“he also employs a very competent personal doctor” - does this doctor have a name, or breed, or perhaps reference pictures? I would like to know… for reasons, lol!

Doctor Matteo Frosini, I imagine him as a fiftysomething Bracco Italiano from Florence. He has a dignified and collected look to him, but he can be surprisingly jovial and good-natured as well. Above all he's pragmatic, confident in his abilities and unflappable in a time of crisis.

[sweetmelodygraphics]

[dcxdpdabbles]

Tucker: Hey, Darling, how was your day?

Tim: Excuse me?

Tucker: Oh shit, that's the "I'm mad at you" tone. Did I do something wrong?

Tim: Besides leaning in for a kiss?

Tucker: *wince* If you're that upset, it probably because I use a pet name. Look, I know you said those were cringe, but I think they're really cute and wanted to try it out. I won't call you that anymore and Im sorry. How about a kiss to make it better?

Tim: Stop touching me! If you don't back the hell up, I'm going to pull a knife on you!

Tucker: Danny, what's wrong!?

Danny: Um Tuck, I'm over here.

Tucker: What!? Then- wait who's this?

Tim: *blinking*

Tucker: Oh my god! Im so sorry, I thought you were my boyfriend! You look just like him- wait are you a clone?

Tim: *staring at Danny* Is he a clone?

Danny: I pretty sure you're the clone. Don't feel bad. It's happened before. In fact, you're like clone number 10.

Tim: Please, the amount of attempts to clone me are in the triple digits. You are absolutely the clone.

Bernard: Hi Sweetheart, thanks for waiting *Leans in for a kiss*

Danny: Excuse me?

Bernard: Whatever I did, I'm so sorry, and I love you.

Tim: Excuse me!?

Bernard frighten: Wait why are they're two upset Tims!? Oh no its that nightmare again.

Tucker: Oh boy do I know that nightmare. It tricks you by making you think its going to be a dream come true with multiple boyfriends and then they surround you, like they're about to sacrifice you to a god

Bernard: Funny you should say sacrifice to a god.

[hg-aneh]

youtuber x streamer AU: Coming Out Stream Edition 💥

[bjlipss]

— 02:18, stepping on toji’s back .

you find him face-down on the living room floor, arms sprawled out like a man defeated.

“toji?” you call, stepping over the clutter of his training gear. “you okay?”

“m’back’s dead,” comes the muffled reply from the carpet. “funeral’s at five.”

you snort, toeing off your shoes. “what happened this time? try to out-bench your own trauma again?”

he groans. not at the joke—at the truth.

“nah,” he mutters. “just old.”

“you’re thirty-five.”

“ancient.”

you crouch next to him, poking his shoulder. he doesn’t flinch. you poke again, a little harder.

“if you’re gonna stab me, make it count,” he mumbles.

“oh my god.”

then, with a grunt, he shifts just enough to tilt his face toward you. “step on me.”

you blink. “…what?”

“my back. step on it.”

“toji, i’m not a chiropractor.”

“don’t need one. just need you.” his eyes are still closed, his voice going soft and dramatic like he’s dying. “your tiny feet. my spine. destiny.”

you stare at him. he doesn’t move. just lays there like a corpse with a death wish and a kink for pain.

eventually, with a sigh and a whole lot of side-eye, you climb up.

“this is ridiculous,” you mutter as your socked feet settle between his shoulder blades.

“you love it,” he says, and then groans—loud—as you shift your weight just a little. “ohhh—yeah. that’s the stuff.”

“you sound like you’re getting off to this,” you say flatly, stepping carefully along his back.

“i’m not. not yet.”

“toji.”

“kidding.” he exhales, long and pleased. “mostly.”

you roll your eyes but keep going, pressing down gently as you move. under your feet, you can feel the tightness in his muscles, the knots along his spine, the way he melts a little every time something cracks.

“i’m starting to think you faked the back pain just for this,” you say, walking a slow, cautious circle on him.

he hums. “i’d never lie to you.”

a pause.

“…but i would dramatically exaggerate my suffering to get you to stand on me. yeah.”

you step a little harder in retaliation and he moans.

“toji—”

“god, keep doing that. i’ll buy you dinner.”

“you already owe me dinner.”

“then dessert.”

“you already owe me dessert, too.”

“fine. you win. my life. take it. just don’t stop.”

you huff a laugh and step off him, wiping your hands like the job is done. “there. i’m not getting sued if your spine actually snaps.”

he groans again, this time like you’ve just pulled the plug on his soul. “you killed me.”

“you’re welcome.”

he rolls over, eyes barely open, looking up at you with that lazy grin of his. the one that makes your heart flutter and your knees consider giving out.

“we’re doing this again tomorrow,” he says.

you cross your arms. “i want dessert first.”

he grins wider. “i’ll get the ice cream.”

and for a second—just a second—you swear he looks at you like you’re the only thing that’s ever made his back, and his heart, feel lighter.

[silvertherogue715]

Yippie more O' Medusa drawings!!

Probably one of my last big batches for a while :')

@naffeclipse, happy early birthday and i hope you enjoy your blorbos!

Previous art of these two: First - Second - Third - Bad end

EDIT: absolutely kicking my feet and giggling over every single comment/tag you guys leave THEY'RE SO SWEET THANK YOU SO MUCH

[wolfythewitch]

I wonder if anyone has ever followed me for my fics

[occudo]

do u have any more fic recs perchance... I read the beauty and the beast one and it was FANTASTIC

Ohoho-- do I? Yes, yes I do. First of all, glad you liked it! ( if anyone interested the fic is @cirrus-grey 's Not quite a tale as old as time ) If you like fairy-tale re-tellings, I suggest Beastly Behaviour by Prim_the_Amazing -also based on Beauty and a Beast.

Other, generally fantasy fic, I finished not to long ago and loved was @callmearcturus 's fic dustsceawung (with moth fae Jon)

If you also like vampire AUs, I highly recommend Strange Manner by @crit20art (vampire Jon) @milkteamoon 's Tounge to Teeth (victorian vampire Jon) and enthralling by Prim_the_Amazing (vampire Martin)

I also made a list of some of my other favorites here If you find something here you like, give them some love! Kudos and comments! They deserve it. (Also, just an extra disclamier some of these are rated T- just mind the tags)

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[canisalbus]

Have you drawn Vittorio before? I'd like to see what he looks like pls.

Vittorio's design has given me more trouble than I expected, I'm still not sure if I'm happy with his looks. He's Machete's trusted personal secretary, a small and modest but resourceful and resilient man. I think he's somewhere in his mid 20's.

[sweetmelodygraphics]

I don't know what happened to the ask but I'm pretty sure someone asked for some pink dividers.

[fanfiction-obsession]

Carl is big on ao3. He has one fic and it’s a 125,542 word long novel that he updates weekly about his two gay ocs and their tumultuous enemies to lovers relationship.

It’s based entirely on Perry the Platypus’ relationship with Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

[mirellapryce]

I haven't wrapped my head around the full thought yet, but what if Edwin DOES have memory issues from his trauma? One could argue that he can't possibly memorise all his spells, but he specifically asks Charles for his book in ep one rather than using a different spell he already knows. Then in Lighthouse Leapers he commends Charles on his memory of a previous case. I'm just saying, trauma fucks with your memory, and 70 years in hell probably did a number on the poor boy more than we saw.

[choccy-milky]

insatiable clora and (barely) resisting seb from my latest chap🌡️💕

[usachxxn]

ghost cole au stuff

[appleciderjulie]

ok for real this time

sifloopays fic is done thumbs up emoji sobs and cries forever

and as always some bonus art