#He is such a silly goofy goose

[luna4art]

NOM NOM NOM THIS IS SO GOOOOOOD UGHHHHH

Hi tumblr have more of the clown

[cursedzucchini]

I'm gonna try and sleep but

DC x DP prompt

The big bad of the week (universe threat edition) will destroy earth if someone doesn't guess specific two words they picked. It can be in any language (even one the big bad thought of himself) and there has to be the specific meaning behind the words. Another thing is that it hid itself away somewhere on earth, and the heroes have 24 hours before it kills everything.

Bla bla Heroes scramble to find it, they find it, but oh no. A teenager is already next to it saying something!!!!! Are they gonna doom the humanity????

This is obviously live bc ppl r dramatic like that, so there you have heroes trying to reach the kid in time as they are saying something---

"your mom"

Boom.

The big bad self destroyed. Viewers are baffled. Heroes are frantically trying to find out what the fuck, bc their guesses was something really unique and to theme, not....... This?????

Meanwhile Danny was just fucking around with this random machine, and when he realized it was a weapon of mass destruction, simply decided to destroy it with his wail. Now as the consequences of his unfortunate choice of words, there are journalists, heroes, big bad juniors and redditors trying to put him on a trial for supposedly endangering humankind. Oops?

[theinksimpression]

I promise I draw more than michael sheen its just the art block has been hitting hard.

[paperclipped-mongoose]

He is my Roman Empire. I watch this probably twice a day or more.

[mabels-guide-to]

Soos Ramirez 💚🍕🪛

[camelspit]

hes a funky little guy

@skylilac @callas-pancake-tree @arson-anarchy-death @neverseen-nevermore @steal-nightmares-leave-dreams @abubble125 @purplesoup-lad-le @gay-otlc @thefoxysnake @keeper-of-the-lost-dadwin @ravs6709 @remember-me-in-another-time @kamikothe1and0lny @you-have-been-frizzled @presidentroarie @even-if-in-another-time @that-glasses-dog @nyxpixels @slozhnos @katniss-elizabeth-chase @sofia-not-sophie @treehouse-arson @lemon-girl-in-devil-town @three-bunnies-in-a-trenchcoat @purplesoup-lad-le @just-a-honey-badger @florida-preposterously @loverofallthingssmart @antisocialdork @stopstealingtomatoes

[speg-draws]

hey guys remember when Robonyan was confirmed to be a gay masochist who had a thing for B3-NK1? 😁😁😁😁

gayass

[dandyshucks-moving]

tfw your man gets into a very needless tussle and now you gotta tease him about it like the imp you are as you help patch him up afterwards

[peapod20001]

Goose’s nickname is Silly

Cus. He’s a silly goose-

[5fiver]

the strings on your bag

the two strings that dangled off your bag the ones i pulled again and again and again making a snap! noise every time hoping it might gain your attention, that you might talk to me, tell me off, even pull the strings on my bag back in spite, as revenge.

but rather you simply smiled as i ran away cheekily from the scene of the crime failing to hide my tracks. the thought of your dopey smile made feel as if flowers blossomed inside of me, the vines wrapping around and around my heart one by one tightly bounding me to the unrelenting fleeting thoughts of you in my head.

soon, i knew i had to let you go, but i didn’t want to. i wanted to see that smile again, one last time. and if i was greedy id say i want to hear the sound of your laughter even more. I wanted to see your brown curly locks flail in the wind one last time before you left. i might’ve pulled the strings on you bag hard enough to make a snap, but you pulled the frail strings of my heart hard enough to make a crack.

maybe in another timeline you would’ve asked for my number bashfully and i would’ve asked for yours in return, maybe we would’ve been friends, maybe even something more and maybe later on we would’ve been holding hands under a wild untamed willow tree giggling about how i used to pull the strings on your bag.

I miss you bag boy, but do you miss me?

[ea-paperbits]

One☝ day🌞 when Im old 🧓and gray🧤, I'll look back⏪ at the things I did💃 and said🗣 on the internet👩‍💻. I might cringe🤦‍♀️, I might not🤷‍♀️.

But today 🌄I'm gonna be free 🕊️ and wild🦇 and say silly🤹‍♀️ stuff on the internet🌐!!! 🤪

[hearts-hunger]

hilarious to me that sam was too cool for school like “no fucking way you're filming me doing that shit”

[transparentstrawberrysoul]

I mean, that sounds like a good reason-

[ghostedeabha]

imagine like simon goes into some sort of surgery and has to be put under anesthesia, and when he gets out hes like still high asf on it 💀 and hes being a lil silly goose

okay this is such a cute idea omg, this is 100% based off that tiktok audio where it's like "my wife wouldn't like you touching me like that" "i AM your wife."

thank you so much for the request nonnie, a forehead kiss for you MWAH MWAH

simon 'ghost' riley x reader

wc: 563

warnings: none really, lots and lots of that good ol fluff, mentions of surgery, goofy simon, maybe a little ooc simon (he's high so it's fine)

a/n: i hope this is okay, i'm feeling a bit rusty with my writing but i've finally got back some motivation and energy to do so after the past two months of low energy and bad mental health. if you guys want to know a bit more about it and my mental health (i don't see why anyone would but lmao) let me know, i don't mind making a post about it if you guys want an explanation of some sort or whatever. anywho, sorry this is so short but i hope you still like it!! <3

a/n 2.0: i recently applied for a part time job at a bookstore so y'all pray for me that i get this job because i want it so bad. i am just gonna decide that i WILL get this job, because why wouldn't i?

simon had been out of surgery for just over an hour now, being a soldier you 'd think perhaps he was going under surgery for some kind of wound he had inflicted upon him on the battlefield but no, he was just getting his tonsils removed after a bad bout of tonsillitis ended up with him developing really bad tonsil stones.

so here you were, waiting by his bedside for him to wake up. the doctor and nurses reminded you just as he had gotten out that he may still be a little, well loopy, off of the meds depending on how quickly he woke up. you waited in a chair at his bedside, reading a book when you heard the blankets of the bed rustling just a little.

looking up from your book you see simon starting to wake up and you reach out to grasp his hand, only for him to rip it away from you when his eyes were fully opened.

"uh, si? you okay, hon?" you ask gently, maybe he just wasn't feeling too well after waking up, or perhaps he wasn't wanting physical touch, that happened quite often and you always respected that space he may want when he wanted it.

"don't call me that." simon said, voice hoarse and scratchy from the surgery, he sounded a little angry.

"what?" you questioned, this wasn't like simon, you couldn't understand why he wouldn't want you speaking like this to him.

"i'm taken."

"i know." you replied with a short laugh.

"you should be touching me like that then."

it hit you then, he was woozy from the meds and didn't recognize you. the realization made you laugh a little more. you decided to have a bit of fun with this high version of your boyfriend.

"sorry about that simon. wanna tell me about your partner?"

"oh, (name)? they're amazing, you know they're so pretty. and they're funny too. they always know how to make me feel better, i miss them." simon replies, ranting and raving on and on to you about his partner, about you.

"you love them a lot, don't you?" you ask him with a smile, it felt so nice to hear all these lovely things about yourself, your boyfriend clearly unfiltered by the effects of the anesthesia he was under.

sure he definitely said sweet things to your face, but something about hearing it when he was basically high as shit made your heart pound a little more.

"i love them with my whole heart." simon replies, a goofy little smile on his face.

you can't help but reach out to gently caress his face at those words, body filling up with some much adoration for the soldier in front of you.

"hey! what did i say about touching me. i have a partner!" simon scolds, trying to dodge your touch.

"simon, love... i am your partner. it's me, (name)." you reply with a laugh.

simon takes a good long look at you when you tell him this, he stares at you, looks you up and down before letting out a soft and quiet "oh."

you begin to hear the beeping of his heart rate monitor speed up, his cheeks turning slightly pink as he stares up at you.

you couldn't help but laugh a little more at this. what a sweet idiot. your sweet idiot.

[just-a-madderslife]

I pick the lava one because of the shear comedic potential of one of the batkids mid fight shouting

THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!

And then grappling away .The bad guy is going to be like "HeR-dE-hEr you think your so funny .Come down fight me you lying shit!"

Cue random batchild standing dramaticly on a tree ;staring the the rogue dead while pulling a comically large lever

"I ain't no liar"

*Bonus points if its Tim or Dick because nobody is going to believe them but for different reasons

[peapod20001]

have a lil goose

I drew him very tiny so some stuff isn't quite there but I tried

Fucking LOVE him 💚💚💚