#Hazbin Von Eldritch

[uselessalexis165]

more little details i could gather

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Date Expectations: Charviathan vs Chaggie

-Charlie on her dozenth date with Seviathan-

Seviathan: (whistles as he watches a waitress walk passed) Damn, Char, wouldja look at the ass on that chick.

Charlie: (irritated and exhausted) Sev, that's disgusting. She's not a piece of meat for you to just ogle. That's rude. Plus, is that anything to say when WE'RE on a DATE???

Seviathan: What? She should be flattered I'm looking. I'll give her an extra tip. What? You just jealous that your flat ass can't compare even with that dress on?

Charlie: (stares off to the side self-consciously) I thought this dress looked nice....

-Charlie on a first date with Vaggie-

Charlie: (nervous and takes a sip of water to calm her nerves, wearing the same dress she wore on her date with Seviathan)

Vaggie: (also nervous as she glances at the waitress)

Charlie: (heart drops as she sighs)

Vaggie: Something wrong, Charlie?

Charlie: Go ahead.

Vaggie: …..I don't follow.

Charlie: Comment on the waitress's ass, or her tits, or her legs. Go ahead. I'm used to it.

Vaggie: What? Ew! That's disgusting! I'm on a date with YOU, Charlie. Why would I do that? I was just trying to see her nametag so I could thank her for being so quick with our drinks.

Charlie: (eyes widen in shock as a blush colors her cheeks) O-Oh! That's... (tucks hair behind her ear) That's nice of you.

Vaggie: (Blushes and swallows) I... uh... also wanted to... ugh! Fuck! This is gonna make me sound like a perv! But, you look really nice in that dress. It hugs your hips... erm.... very well.

Charlie: (eyes sparkling) This is my new favorite dress.

[murmurmurena]

charlastor turned out wrong

DAY 6 Marrige proposal

[onesidedradiostatic]

I constantly think about how charlie only met vaggie 3 years prior to the series, lilith was gone for 7, lucifer had been distant from her for god knows how long, so. she really spent 4 years having no one huh? that's kind of just. really sad. finding vaggie and sheltering her was probably the most constant company she had in a WHILE

I think about how much implied DECADES of history and interconnections there are between the villains that we can explore dynamics set in the past, and then I think about charlie's lack of that and then I get sad. a good chunk of the main cast are characters she only recently met and most of hell's residents don't even respect her so it's hard to imagine who she really HAD before vaggie

[fanby-fckry]

Hazbin Hotel + Reductress Headlines 1/?

Next ( 2 ) || ( 3 ) || ( 4 ) || ( 5 )

[lordofdestructionm]

[lynilary-art]

They can decide their conclusions (Vaggie is soo jealous)

[clumsysquid-stasnova]

He's a gentleman 💀

[chibiuniverse2000]

hi there,

Have you seen or know about the trend & meme of SpongeBob Because it's funny. the joke here is: deer demon Plus TV demon = Angler Fish Seeing others react will be funny

I love a good SpongeBob reference😀

Honestly this was a perfect excuse to reveal that Royal ties au vox wears a tv helmet and that Baxter gets his fish side from him

[vivziepoparchives]

Portraits shown lining the walls of the hotel in the Hazbin Hotel pilot. Art by Vivziepop, Faustisse, and Jeff Delgado.

[Credit 1, 7, 10: Vivziepop] [Credit 2-6, 8: Faustisse] [Credit 9: Jeff Delgado - source]

[redfluffz]

In the next post - the horror can start 😈

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

[delightfulsweettragedy]

GUYS!!! HEAR ME THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!

THEM!!!! IT'S THEM!!!!!

"what do you mean?" LOOK AGAIN!!!!!

Notice something peculiar???

No? Let me make it clearer:

Isn't it interesting that Seviathan is the only one with red eyes?

And, if the eye color theory is right, it means he owns a soul, right?

And you know what's even more interesting?

How their green pallet matches...

THIS!

SAME BRIGHT GREEN

SO WE GOT:

Matching colors

A powerful family close to the Morningstar

An ex boyfriend who probably has resentment against Charlie, ESPECIALLY bc if they got married, he would become King of hell someday, and now it's not happening

A very feared Overlord who conveniently appeared at Charlie's door right after 7 years gone and now it's trying to conquer her trust

IT'S HIM GUYS, HE OWNS ALASTOR'S SOUL!!!!!

(of course it's just a theory but i think IT MAKES TOTALLY SENCE! I see a lot of theories saying that it's Lilith, Zestial or even Nifty who owns Alastor's soul, but i don't really see Seviathan being mentioned and i believe he's the one who better fit in the role of Alastor's soul owner)

EDIT: ADDING MORE THINGS TO THE THEORY

So, i just realized something

What if Seviathan is using Alastor to assume hell's throne??

Think with me:

He had the chance of becoming king of hell by marriage, which didn't happen

SO

What if he's using Alastor, a powerful, charismatic demon, who also happens to know very much how to deal with public to lure Charlie into giving the power to him?

Also, Alastor has his mouth sewed, which can mean he can't talk about Seviathan or the plan

Alastor did make a contract with Charlie, but weirdly, he gladly accepted the condition of not harming anyone

Power/royal title switch wouldn't cause any physical damage to anyone SO WHAT IF THIS IS THE PLAN ALL ALONG

And i do believe that Alastor is trying to figure out a way to break his own contract while following Seviathan's orders?

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Ok but how would Vaggie reacted if she meets Charlie’s ex?

Hi, Anon!

Hmm... Here's how I can see it working.

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Seviathan: Hey, there, sugar. Is Charlotte available- *tiny fist slams into his nose and he falls to his knees while holding his face, dark green blood seeping between his fingers* GAH!!! Fuck!!!

Vaggie: *starts punching and kicking Seviathan ruthlessly* ¡Hijo de puta! ¡Entras a MI casa preguntando por MI novia! ¡¡¡Te enseñaré a meterte con Charlie!!!

Razzle: *watching and munching on popcorn* Baa! Baa! *waves a little "Go, Vaggie!" flag*

[murmurmurena]

Do u have any rare ships that you like?

I don't like them very much, but I think they were a good and interesting couple. These are just my thoughts and ideas, total OOC(Seviathan will be like Chaswick from HB in orig series, defenetly). I think that they have always been together, they even grew up together, because their marriage was blessed a very very long time ago and they love each other very much. Perhaps they loved each other platonically or as relatives. and when the time came, Charlie decided that she did not want to be chained with the chains of marriage and that she wanted to do a greater thing, they separated for some time, since they are both immortal and live for a very long time, they can be apart for many years and not worry about each other. Seviafan loves Charlie very much, he wants all the best for her, so that she is happy, that he will not contradict her, and even though it’s hard for him to break up, he lets her go

[dabletrablee]

Hazbin Hotel fans, hear me out!

Charlie’s ex boyfriend, Seviathan…

Should be voiced by Verbalase…

For obvious reasons.

[ede917]

I'm on an incorrect quotes kick.

Seviathon: I met your girlfriend the other day. What does she have that I don't?

Charlie: Me.

Angel Dust: I can't get off to Husk anymore! I mean, look. Don't they say when you really like someone you can't jerk it to them? That's how you know it's serious!

Alastor: I didn't need to hear that.

Charlie after Alastor protects the hotel: Everyone give praise to our violent savior! *Starts singing*

Alastor: No! None of that! Shame on you!

Alastor: I see the suffering of lesser beings and it . . . upsets me. Deeply.

Charlie: Why are you saying that like it's a bad thing?

Chaggie: Alastor! Marry us!

Alastor bleeding to death while fighting Adam: I'm a little busy at the moment!

Alastor struggling with his growing empathy: You don't understand, I'm not supposed to feel this way!

Husk choking on his leash: gahahahdjdksfj

Cherri looking at the death ray: What's the blast radius on that bitch?

Sir Pentious pulling the lever: YES!

Charlie: You are the woman of my dreams!

Vaggie: You are everything I have ever wanted!

Alastor: Are you serious right now? Right in front of my salad?

Molly: Dad said he loves us all equally.

Angel Dust: Well you know how much Dad likes jokes.

Arackniss: Which is why he had you last, punchline!