#Hazbin Both The Vees

[my-dark-lord]

Velvette: Which way did Valentino go? Vox: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess he went left. Velvette: You could really figure it out from that? Vox: No, you idiot, Valentino sent me a text. See?

[lalalalalalakakakak]

The end of boredom:

Can Vox floate? Levitate? Fly? (more nonsense about it and a sketch under the cut)

Does he teaches all his baby drones to float before sending them out for stalking?

Or does he just throw them down the tower hoping for the best?

[immabitqueer]

I just know Vox would piss himself in anger if he saw how bothered Alastor gets with Lucifer. Alastor barley gives Vox the time of day. He treats him at best as a minor annoyance, and at worst another petty drama for Alastor to get entertainment from. Oh, but with Lucifer? Lucy gets genuine malicious cussing and a song that doesn't end with Alastor as the clear winner, hell, a song that's a real back and forth argument rather than in Stayed Gone what were mostly Mean Girls style insults from Alastor. Alastor and Lucifer get in each other's face and push each other around. Vox would be sobbing desperately on the floor in the fetal position for 1/4 of that type of attention from Alastor.

[allastoredeer]

Given that Carmilla almost certainly gets a little tipsy herself to deal with the Vees, she's more concerned with the quantity then the drinking itself.

Rosie has tried to get Alastor to get some kind of talk therapy to see if that would pry the suggestion loose, but he just drunkenly mumbled about there already being too many people living rent free in his head to risk another.

Carmilla when the Vee's interrupt the meeting for the dozenth time to pitch a mockumentary of the Overlord's: Pass it over.

Alastor, face down on the table, so drunk he can't see straight: (pulls another completely full bottle of vodka out of his jacket and throws it across the table)

Carmilla:

(Also

Alastor: (mumbling about the voices in his head telling him to drop everything, swoon into Vox's arms, and join the Vee's)

Rosie:

[potionorchard]

Hypnosis Overload

(Also known as what happens when the guys try to help Velvette relax from her brutal workaholic schedule)

[shadebloopnik]

I know Velvet keeps getting dubbed as like the adopted daughter of two gay idiots(and thats fine ig for people who love that angle) but how bout this-

Velvette and Vox in a QPR marriage, or normal marriage idk whatever but she's his boss ass wife, and VAL is the adopted sugar baby-

I know Velvette got there last, but we all saw how Vox talks to that moth, it screams 'this is an actual toddler, taking sugar baby way too literally". Velvette is staring judgily at Vox(especially after she finds out abt Alastor too) and going "Im gonna marry you, but I'm so judging your taste in men every step of the way."

[gloriousmonsters]

picturing Velvette huddled up on a Hell doorstep 2 hours after she arrived making a list of possible ways to get some power as quickly as possible on a bloodstained cellphone she took off a corpse and it's like

create startup, get aqui-hired

become first hellfluencer

sugar daddy?

startup + collab with a celebrity for more attention

celebrity boyfriend?

become already powerful couple's third, profit

actually find people to work with who respect and value my skills and me as a person <- this one is a joke

and then a year later she's in bed, awake after vox and val have nodded off for once, looking at mockups of the Vee tower design on her phone, and brings up the old list for just a minute to cross everything else out and write in 'all of the above???'

[kilis-art-corner]

(i hope this is even readable)

i can't get the scene of val bedazzling his gun out of my head, so i drew this little one panel comic^^

[velvette-hussle]

Just imagine a version of the “Vees” part of ‘The Show Must Go On’ that actually (actively) involved all the Vees.

Imagine there three voices mixing beautifully. Imagine the little way the show could’ve incorporated a three-way swing dance routine into the animation. Imagine VoxVal spinning Vel back and forth between them (after dancing with each other for a bit one on one of course) while they all sing and cheer. Imagine the way they could’ve animated Vel absolutely tearing up a few Lindy Hop moves real quick.

Really, just imagine how damn amazing it would’ve been if instead of just standing to record Vox and Valentino dancing & singing Velvette had (after still being able to silently judge watch them celebrating Alastor’s supposed demise) moved to prop her phone up - so she could record all of them together - and slipped in between the guys to start singing and dancing with them…while showing them up a little too, let’s be honest.

Just imagine…

[justmenoworries]

This is gonna sound beyond weird, and it's gonna be egg on my face if the show doesn't go in the direction that I think it will with Vox but...

Is it just me or are there several paralells between Vox and Angel?

[midnight-kroete]

I can’t be the only one 😭

[thelittlestpika]

So, we all remember the scene where The Vees were trying to figure out how to infiltrate the hotel, right? We all saw Val bedazzling his name on his gun, yeah?

This dumb ass moth is using fucking Elmer's glue for this stupid arts and crafts project!

BITCH, IF YOU SHOOT THAT, IT'S GONNA GO OFF LIKE A FUCKING FRAG GRENADE AND KILL EVERYONE IN A 20 MILE RADIUS.

[pennedinblood]

We need a continuation to the 2 blind mice Vees AU.

ask and you shall receive. :] [original post here] -voxtek (originally voxicare) was founded so the vees could have their own institution for medical care that didn't exploit their recently-descended broke asses. of course, when they're in charge, everybody else in hell gets exploited...just a wee bit. it's ok if they do it ;), and they're marginally better than everyone else, so that competitive advantage over other corporations is what gave them the edge (lesser of two evils)

-if you work for the vees you get free healthcare, they aren't that heartless (major incentive to form contracts with them tee hee). wink wink angel's one black eye being a sign of contract? also—vox's assistant canonically wears glasses—anyways. ;)

-the later addition of voxtek was initially created to pour mountains of research into optical care tech (fancy shmancy glasses, high-tech prosthetics, etc.)

-originally i liked the idea of vox's visual processors (or whatever the hell he sees with) being damaged at some point, BUT i think i much prefer the concept of him being completely blind when he lands in hell to kinda match with the other two. televisions are naturally loud, they have speakers, of course, which makes sense as to why he can talk. but televisions can't see you, can they? :]

-vark was originally a guide dog!!<33 :D

-so yeah between the three of them the only one who can see anything at ALL is val, but it's blurry as shit, naturally. they learn to deal with it together, growing in the ranks towards overlordship, and when their empire is at such a point— val gets the fancy shmancy glasses. vel gets the sci-fi robotic eyes to replace the plastic doll ones. vox upgrades himself to the point of being able to translate images to his mind. it's far from perfect, these things conk out left and right, and there's a shit ton of other issues they deal with just because of the nature of their bodies. but they've grown accustomed to dealing with it, and they're rich enough to afford the best of accommodations

-also the alastor bit still makes me giggle. vox found out about that monocle and instantly felt that shared connection 😭

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

Vox and Velvette are capable of having exactly 1(one) functioning relationship(platonic, romantic, business, what have you) and its with eachother

[umbramus]

I just noticed Velvette and Valentino smile when Alastor says Vox would be powerless without them. I'm probably late to this discovery but it's still actually kinda cute

[platonically-loving-alastor]

Hazbin Hotel as Owl City Tweets

So if you don't know, Owl City is the music artist behind the songs Fireflies and Good Time feat. Carly Rae Jepsen. Aside from just his music, however, he is my favorite account on Twitter, along with the only reason I still have the app on my phone. He's made some iconic posts over the years that I think deserve to be seen by more of the general public. Here's to hoping this idea goes well, because I think the idea of assigning quotes from a devout Christian who refuses to swear in his music to characters from the Hell show that kill each other and swear once every five seconds, is gonna be a fantastic combination

Charlie: Happy Mother's Day to my mom who's always been just like a mother to me OR Just heard my first robin of the year singing. Actually the robin was scolding me cuz it was annoyed that I was walking under the tree it was sitting in but still

Vaggie: I socialize by seeing someone I don't wanna talk to in the store and then leaving.

Angel Dust: Roses are red, Violets are blue, To all my haters, I'm 2fab4u OR If I had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly I'd be broke cuz I'm perfect lol later haters

Alastor: Most people don't realize this, but you can go to Starbucks without instagramming it OR If you say 'swag', 'yolo', or 'cray' one more time, I'm going to punch you in the throat :) OR I once killed a man for a klondike bar OR Oh look it's 3:30 AM, I should go to the kitchen and make a 10 course meal.

Sir Pentious: Dang girl is your name pizza roll because I love pizza rolls OR I flirt by seeing an attractive person and not talking to them.

Niffty: Mom said I could join your gang.

Husk: Do you ever just wake up and go "nope" and roll over and go back to sleep

Vox: It's 4AM so it makes sense that I'm on the wikipedia page for eggplant OR 7 divided by 8 is 0.875 in case you find this fact very interesting

Valentino: I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious OR Brush your teeth unless your dentist is a cutie.

Velvette: "They're like, 12" = everyone younger than you OR Roses are red, My battery died, My laptop is dead, RT if your cried

Lucifer: Things I'm bad at: 1) Getting out of bed 2) Talking 3) Being a person OR went outside. immediately went back inside. crazy day. OR *phone vibrates* Yay I got a text I'm not an actual pathetic loser *reminder to refill depression meds*

Adam: I just drank 3 capri suns... get on my level OR Hello 911, there's a handsome guy in my house. Cancel that, it's me.

I went into this thinking 'hey a lot of these are gonna fit Lucifer probably' but no. Why did so many of them fit Alastor-

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