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I’ve seen some people add Officer Bailey into the Jon Matteson character family tree as one of Richie’s uncles and I love it so much. But why stop there? If we really wanna joke about how big this family is why not add more Curt Mega characters into it?
Curt’s shopper from Black Friday? Yeah he’s one of Richie’s uncles and he and Gary talked about who was gonna get a Wiggly doll for which kid.
Eddie Chiplucky is a very distant relative from the south and he actually looks out for Daniel in the ring (shhh I don’t care if it’s accurate to the show we’re having fun here).
Hell even President Howard Goodman is distantly related to these people! I know because I saw pictures of him as a little kid in the huge family photo album Paul keeps on a random bookshelf in his living room.
Is Duke Keane related to them? Who knows! Definitely not him!
I’m just saying that like half of the adults in hatchetfeild are Richie’s (also Trever’s and Daniel’s) uncles and I love that for him (them).
#guys I find the Jon Matteson character family tree hilarious and I do think we have the potential to expand it#Richie got like 100 uncles and I think it’s so funny#go ahead and add any other Hatchetfield Curt Mega characters you’d like to see at this family reunion#I think Curt and Jon look similar enough to be related so I’m gonna capitalize on that as a joke#hatchetverse#hatchetfield#starkid#jon matteson#officer bailey#richie lipschitz#Black Friday Curt’s shopper#(I have no idea what to call him)#gary goldstein#eddie chiplucky#Hatchetfield stopwatch#Hatchetfield Daniel#what is Daniel’s tag?#president howard goodman#paul matthews#duke keane#Hatchetfield Trevor#nerdy prudes must die#black friday#the guy who didnt like musicals#starkid nightmare time#jon matteson character family tree#+ curt mega characters
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Compulsory Jon Matteson appreciation post ‼️
here’s a few sketches of some of his characters I made for stickers!! :)
#jon matteson#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#black friday#gary goldstein#wiggog y'wrath#wiggly#paul matthews#richie lipschitz#boy jerry#nightmare time#npmd#stopwatch#yellowjacket#starkid#fanart#hatchetfield#my art!
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He gets typecast as blue.
#nick and matt really said he can be one green eldritch horror#and one lawyer#but the rest of those fuckers gotta be blue#starkid#team starkid#hatchetfield#tgwdlm#npmd#nightmare time#nightmare time 2#paul matthews#boy jerry#stopwatch nmt#daniel nmt#stopwatch#richie lipschitz#jon matteson
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woe. jon character lineup be upon ye
individual sillies under the cut
#my art#starkid#hatchetfield#the guy who didn't like musicals#black friday#nightmare time#honey queen#abstinence camp#yellow jacket#nerdy prudes must die#paul matthews#paul 23#gary goldstein#roman murray#boy jerry#daniel stopwatch#richie lipschitz#cw blood#a lil pizzazz and visual hcs to differentiate em#yes i'm fond of blue hair richie#tried to make roman look older#and daniel younger than the rest#he's like 15 in canon#and hear me out on jerry with curls/freckles#and visibly scarred daniel#:3#daniel nmt
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I love Hannah so much, I know she had to leave Hatchetfield in Yellowjacket, but it made me so happy that she got some buddies. I think it’s supposed to happen closer to 2016, so I think they’d still be into Pokémon GO :P
#this is some of my first hatchetfield art from this year!#these three absolutely play pokémon go in my head#also this is going off of the headcanon of daniel richie and trevor being brothers because I love it#starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#nightmare time#nightmare time 2#yellowjacket#hannah foster#daniel starkid#stopwatch#sophia starkid#spitfire#is there a name for their little group?#art i made#image description in alt
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Jon Matteson family tree headcanon, anyone?
Emma found out about each of Paul's relatives separately.
First Emma scratched someone's car, and while they were discussing what to do about it, Paul said, "If it comes down to it, I can get in contact with Gary." "Gary Goldstein? You're on a first name basis with the only lawyer in town?" "Yeah. He's my older brother."
A couple of weeks later, Emma's talking about the rare instances when she actually remembers something about the Beanie's customers, and she mentions a guy with really weird and greasy, anime-like hair. "Huh. I didn't know Richie liked Beanie's." "Who?" "Richie. My nephew. With the anime hair."
An ad for Camp Idontwannabang comes up on TV, and Emma recalls her horrible summer at Camp Idontwannabang as a teenager. Then Paul pulls out the, "I'm glad I never had to go. My cousin's one of the counselors — well, one of the directors now — so my parents decided I shouldn't have to spend an entire summer with him." "Boy Jerry's your fucking cousin?"
While on their way somewhere, they run into Daniel outside the Roller-rama. Emma's like, "God, I feel like I've seen that kid outside the Roller-rama ten times." "Yeah, Daniel goes there a lot." "Why the fuck do you know his name?" "He's my other nephew."
Finally, Paul brings Emma to a family gathering, where she spots the identical Lipschitz twins, who she's always assumed to be the same person when she's seen them separately. "There's TWO of them?" "Yeah, that's Trevor. My third nephew."
Skip forward another few weeks and there's something on the news about politics and so forth. "That secretary of defense looks a bit like you, Paul. What's he; another secret brother?" "No." "Yeah, I know, I'm just messing—" "Wallace is my cousin."
#jon matteson family tree#hatchetfield headcanons#starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#nerdy prudes must die#the guy who didn't like musicals#black friday#black friday starkid#paul matthews#emma perkins#gary goldstein#richie lipschitz#boy jerry#daniel stopwatch#daniel lipschitz#trevor lipschitz#wallace mcneill#paulkins
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16 HABITS TO MAKE YOU POOR IN HATCHETFEILD!!!!!
Base +additional reason
I’m sorry the base was too perfect I had to also it was really fun drawing all the hatchetfeild characters (also this was my first time properly drawing Ted to be posted I think??? Idk I’m not happy with it I’m sorry teddy boy I’ll do u better next time <\\3)
#hatchetfield#starkid#tgwdlm#black friday#nerdy prudes must die#wilbur cross#general macnamara#general john macnamara#hannah foster#tom houston#nibbly#nibblenephim#tinky#tnoy karaxis#stopwatch#killer track#ethan green#tim houston#paul matthews#ted spankoffski#richie lipschitz#wiggly starkid#wiggog y'wrath#wiggly
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some hatchetfield character art requests from discord! love drawing the inhabitants of this strange little (?) town.
#ethan green#karen chasity#detective shapiro#spitfire#sophia hatchetfield#hannah foster#stopwatch#daniel hatchetfield#lex foster#emma perkins#starkid#hatchetfield#nightmare time#my art
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I've been trying to figure out Jon Matteson Character Family Tree theory
after all of my limited research, here's what I've come up with:
Wallace is using his military powers to keep Lumberaxe hidden.
Richie is unhelpful to this cause and once told Pete "did you know my second cousin is the hatchetfield axe man."
'Uncle Paul' drives Gary's kids to school. One day they got in the car and there was a whole seven year old child back there also calling him 'Uncle Paul.'
Also Paul's been offering the kids money in exchange for dirt on Ted.
Gary knows one of his kids likes anime and the other likes superheroes but he can't really tell the difference. Paul has seen one episode of sailor moon and thinks he knows everything ("who do you kin? Who do you ship? You know who I kin? ... you.")
Gary also went out of his way to join the Wiggly cult because he knew it would piss off Jerry.
Daniel is surprisingly close with his cousin Wallace. It turns out having psychic abilities can be really useful to the Secretary of Defence.
Also Daniels been buying a lot of stuff recently with money that came from...the 'stock market.' He got himself some new roller blades and got Richie some anime pillows. Gary pretends not to notice but already is writing up a case for Daniel incase he gets in trouble.
Aunt Emma has secretly been buying Richie blue hair dye for like a year. Gary has no idea where it's all coming from, but he keeps finding the empty boxes and Richie's been wearing a lot of hats recently.
(Which really confuses him because he never told Richie he couldn't dye his hair.)
#jon matteson#starkid#hatchetverse#hatchetfield#paul matthews#gary goldstein#boy jerry#richie lipschitz#stopwatch#nightmare time#black friday musical#npmd#tgwdlm
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I love the hc that all of Jon’s characters are related cause on one hand you’ve got this loser anime dweeb but in the other you have this unhinged lawyer. But then you’ve also got the most basic guy to ever exist then you have some kid with super powers AND you also have a religious virgin with a murderous inhumane son who lives in the woods, and I’m not even going to include what might happen if you try involve wiggly somehow. It’s just so crazy (I love it so much)
#starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#black friday#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#richie lipschitz#gary goldstein#paul matthews#Daniel stopwatch#stopwatch#boy jerry#little jerry#wiggog y'wrath#wiggly#jon matteson
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everyone in the hatchetfield fandom coming to the conclusion that all of the human characters played by Jon Matteson are related is probably my favourite thing about this fandom /pos
#starkid productions#starkid#team starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#jon matteson#paul matthews#richie lipschitz#gary goldstein#trevor lipschitz#daniel lipschitz#daniel stopwatch
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More family members gossiping at the reunion.
Yes I’m posting more stuff about the Jon Matteson (+ Curt Mega) character family tree. This time including more Jon Matteson Characters!
I went to bed thinking about this last night btw.
Bonus: Ed knows when he’s being talked about and Peanuts will hear about it. They interrupted his nap.
If you can’t read it’s all under the cut.
First picture-
Boy Jerry: Little Ed has a son? But he was so good at being celibate! I can’t believe he’s a dirty sinner now!
Officer Bailey: I didn’t even know he knew how to talk to girls.
Daniel: guys, it’s a squirrel.
Second picture-
Officer Bailey: Oooh! Yeah that makes way more sense!
Boy Jerry: taking care of another one of Gods creations in need, he’s such a good child of the Lord unlike the rest of you.
Daniel: Hey! I’m just 15!
Third picture-
Proud Papa Ed: Someone’s talking shit Peanuts. I bet it’s Bailey.
#the Jon Matteson character family tree#yes I am still thinking about them it’s not my fault#need to draw more of them all interacting#this came to me in a nightmare#hatchetverse#hatchetfield#boy jerry#officer bailey#hatchetfield stopwatch#hatchetfield daniel#proud papa ed#peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel#jon matteson#curt mega#starkid nightmare time#the guy who didnt like musicals#black friday musical#nerdy prudes must die#should I put a warning for Boy Jerry’s religious talk? let me know#I should make a tag for this family ngl#if you have any ideas let me know about that too please#jon matteson character family tree
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Did you draw stopwatch with hearing aids?
i did and i'll do it again. watch this
#can't do shit now can you otho#pokotho#stopwatch#nightmare time 2#yellow jacket#hatchetfield#id in alt text#definitely art#not my best but i did make this like. as a joke
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I made a thing
The jon matteson alignment chart
#jon matteson#starkid#hatchetfield#nerdy prudes must die#nightmare time#nightmare time 2#honey queen#perkys buds#the guy who didn't like musicals#black friday#daniel stopwatch#paul matthews#richie lipschitz#gary goldstein#paul perkins#carl metzger#boy jerry#roman murray#wiggog y'wrath
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'the spankoffskis can't interact now' 'lex and grace will never be able to meet' 'we'll never see alice and steph together' lauren lopez didn't play two versions of emma perkins fighting each other for this
#starkid#hatchetfield#HOW QUICK WE ARE TO FORGET#'but you can't do that on stage' go watch solve it squad returns and then say that to me again.#also btw i would love richie & stopwatch interactions i think they'd be instant weird best friends
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the magical kids ever honestly
#hatchetfield#hatchetfield fanart#starkid#yellow jacket#nightmare time#nightmare time 2#sophia spitfire#sophia hatchetfield#daniel hatchetfield#daniel stopwatch#hannah foster
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