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warhammer-fantasy-muses · 2 years ago

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Harry the Hammer finding out that there's an undead being horny on main;

#ooc #crack #harald hammerstorm #harry the hammer #harry vc: BEGONE THOT-#// *BONK*

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skxrbrand · 2 years ago

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Apparently Harry the Hammer has been around since 1st edition 40 fucking years ago and is finally in the game now? Strangely wholesome ngl

#you know what? you go king #ooc #warhammer fantasy #harry the hammer

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doctas-blog-of-stuff · 1 year ago

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I know this is about w40k,but I just want to extend a random part of Warhammer fantasy lore I learned recently:

This is the cover of Warhammer first edition, released in 1983. The cover depicts a character later named Harald Hammerstorm(a.k.a. Harry the hammer), known for his war hammer, vanquisher of the undead.

The guy ended up becoming a chaos champion, and living until the End Times (the lore event about GW ending the Fantasy range[2014]), where he dies against a vampire lord, the only time he dropped his trusty hammer.

Tl;Dr. :Harry the Hammer, wielder of THE Warhammer, dies at the death of Warhammer Fantasy after being part of its lore for 31 years.

(Also go check out the video about Warhammer 1st edition from Codex Compliant, is very good).

People: Warhammer isn't satire. This is a very serious setting. The Setting: Ferrus Manus, whose name means 'Iron Hands' in Latin, Primarch of the Iron Hands, who has actual Iron Hands, is currently flying in his ship the 'Fist of Iron'.

#warhammer #warhammer fantasy #Harry the hammer

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artnoonewants · 6 months ago

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Part two of this

Delusion runs in the family

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sparrowlucero · 4 months ago

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this is the iconic dinosaur horror jurassic park wishes it was

#so there's this person on twitter who is like an infamous drama starter and got a whole forum shut down once #and they wrote this (different) book that's one of the greatest so bad it's good things i've ever read #a few great things that happen in that:#characters get in a car crash and flee on foot. later it's casually mentioned one character had both her legs amputated 'due to fractures'#the character pretending to be american by wearing maga hats that have spy gear built into them #the spy gear in question is an alarm that blares if someone lies in their vicinity #'stuff protocol ' said the queen. 'i'm getting hammered tonight'#the chapter where the prime minister is trying to watch the news so she keeps wandering into bars and tv shops and getting kicked out #the dragon that's casually described as 'about the size of 1000 elephants'#the dragon that's a 'dog dragon hybrid with a chihuahua body and a giant dragon head'#the dragon that's owner punched it in the face and only lets people approach if they 'do the iconic royal wave'#the characters being described as 'the short one' 'the guy with the beard' etc #but there being a lengthy detailed description of the characters in harry potter #'apparently a dragon had burnt essex to cinders in a matter of minutes'#anyways i found out they also wrote (a political parody of indiana jones???) for this book of kids short stories years ago #and you know. we needed to know #so it took me like 4 months to track this precious lost media down #which was very worth it because it turns out it's full of many other iconic gems like CELLAR HELL by Elizabeth Elgie (12)

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geeneelee · 1 year ago

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This sketch from the lead artist is ping-ponging around in my mind like a dvd screensaver.

Kim is visibly smiling. The “gang” is hanging out. Harry looks….kinda hot tbh. And Jean has the sourest expression on his tiny little face that I’ve ever seen, sitting in his sidecar. Wow.

#disco elysium #harrier du Bois #Kim Kitsuragi #jean vicquemare #no one is obligated to take anything the creators upload to Twitter as canon of course #but like. the implications.#god Harry looks good please hit me with a hammer

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targaryenluver · 6 months ago

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