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Cecil B. Demented (John Waters, 2000)
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boom comics i see your therapized spander and i raise you this
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#spike dodging therapy like a grease covered rat slipping into a storm drain#xander harris#spike#spander#(sort of)#btvs#buffy the vampire slayer#art
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Crazy headcanon I remember coming across
During my first contact with HP fandom, I remember somehow coming across a headcanon that I thought canon at the time since I was ignorant at the time and that now I think is very stupid: "The reason the Marauders started bullying Snape is because Remus is dyslexic (or another thing about reading, I forgot) and Snape mocked him everytime he got called to read in class" First of all, What the fuck???? Secong of all, I ALMOST believed it but as I said, I loved Snape from the beginning so I refused to believe it and THANK MERLIN I DID. Marauders fans will go through everything to make Snape look like the bad guy istg. Edit: It apparently comes from ATYD... Why am I not surprised?
#pro snape#severus snape#snape#snape fandom#harry potter#anti james potter#anti marauders#anti snaters#anti marauders fandom#anti snater#anti peter pettigrew#anti remus lupin#anti sirius black#I DODGED A BIG ASS BULLET RIGHT THERE#I think they know their favs are horrible and try to act like they aren't#pathetic really
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[SURPRISEEEE HARRY!! Your son is here!]
“…Hi. What does Moon mean about you MAY have a crush on Jack.???”
[his tail is.. thrashing. Unhappy Steven..]
@ask-steven-stevenson
Oh no.
Heyyy Steven..!
before I answer that, I just wanna say I’m really sorry about last night, that was totally out of line for me to say and-
I shouldn’t have done that, I’m so sorry.
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One day I will get an odyssey adaption with the suitor killing scene having the same vibe as the Kingsmen church scene
#like the longshot of Harry just killing and maiming people and dodging and weaving over piles of bodies and debris?#chefs kiss#though maybe with more sinister vibes#like a hunt almost#now im imagining them like a sabong and giggling
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Jefftember art day 8! The prompt was 'woobification' and you'd think that would be the perfect time to draw Crawford but NO.
I had my heart set on someone else
Harry Radditch 🥺
He's just so sad I need to hug him.
#jeffrey combs#the twilight zone#harry radditch#holos art#Dodging crawford renders left right and center damn I still need to draw the poor boy...#jefftember
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Wait that khr/hp crossover with Tsuna raising Harry
Seven year old Harry gets hit with the ten year bazooka pulling Harry from just before he martyrs himself so baby Harry gets to talk to his dead family (and Primo perhaps?) and 17 year old Harry is desperately trying to play it cool so none of his family realize he’s planning on getting himself killed so they can’t try to change the future again to save him.
#the elf talks#harry potter#katekyo hitman reborn#reborn#they absolutely know#the one constant thing across all of my au’s is that Harry Potter cannot lie to save his life#the mafia does not change this#17 year old Harry having to dodge his Family to martyr himself only to have to dodge his family in the past too
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British Media for the Last 5 Years: nonstop, wall-to-wall coverage of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle 24/7, even when they've not been seen or heard from.
British Media that Prince Harry is speaking for himself and putting stories across in his words: “This is ridiculous, it's attention seeking! Stop talking! The people are tired of hearing about you. Enough!"
#just saying#also me desparately dodging spoilers because i want to read his book in full to get full quotes and context and understanding#i'm not saying he's 100% right on everything i am saying he's entitled to speak his side 🤷🏻♀️#prince harry#duke of sussex
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Trump Weird News - Trump The Hypocrite
Debate Dodger Trump Chides Debate Dodgers!!!
#weird news#trump#donald trump#trump 2024#kamala harris#kamala#harris#weird#harris 2024#harris walz 2024#debate#debate dodger#cnn#fox business#lack courage to debate#hypocrisy#hypocrite#dodge#denigrate#don imus
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Trump calling our withdrawal from Afghanistan the most embarrassing moment in our country's history is SO FUCKING FUNNY. Like, even politics aside on this one, there are so many better options, my dude?!!?!
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This one’s for the dualie mains
#splatoon#splatoon 3#this isn’t what happens when you dodge roll just thought it looked cool#my art#octave#harri’s art
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Harry Styles when interviewer asked point-blank if Sweet Creature was about Louis Tomlinson: *horse noises* I never want to tell people they’re wrong. But if you really think about it, if it’s about that or not, I’d lean towards no.
Harry Styles when cornered on live radio to confirm if Two Ghosts was about Taylor Swift: AHHH, NOOO!!!
Harry Styles when interviewer suggested that his song Daylight seemed connected to Taylor Swift’s Daylight: You're reading too much into it. You know I'd love to tell you that you're spot on, but I can't.
#harry styles#good boys don’t lie. they dodged like that scene in the matrix#larry stylinson#louis tomlinson#taylor swift#dear anon#who asked about louaylor timeline#I’m working on it#it’s. quite a lot longer than I’d thought it would be
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I'm sooooo hoping the rumors are true...🤞
#trevor engelson#spared#meghan markle#royalty is not celebrity#megain#megxit#just call me harry#merch your royalty#using your office for personal gain#all we want is the truth#harkles#markles#can't buy credibility#lies and the lying liars who tell them#british royal family#dodged a bullet#escape the claw
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HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY may this day bring u a great deal of joy (and tuvoks!)
Thank you!!! Here's a Neelix for ya. This was drawn while I thought repeatedly about that scene where Neelix said he researched Vulcan holidays and specifically brought up the one where people got all oiled up and chased each other around only for Tuvok to go "That's a pagan holiday" and Neelix replied "It'd be good for morale."
#Neelix: -scrolling through Vulcan holidays- mhm mhm mhm.... -gets to the one that has the maximum hedonistic sex potential- Oh ho ho!!!!#Neelix !!!! Take off those busted ass sneaks Tuvok is losing your number as we speak!!! Neelix nooo!!!#Neelix & Tuvok have phone calls which open with 'this won't take long' or 'one quick question' and last an hour#(Opening) Tuvok: If I may? I have a question about this planet's currency. / Neelix: Oh no problem Mr. Vulcan~!#(Ending) Neelix: -reading through so many laws- WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!??!? / Tuvok: -dodging phaser fire- Fuck You.#Q&A#smilesobrien#I hope you have a very good day as well!!!#bee doodles#Neelix#Neelix & Tom are both guys who would literally have gay sex and somehow call it 'just bro things'#Only Tom is angsting about it and Neelix is just kinda chilling#Harry and Tuvok are NOT attending#Neelix: Voyager's crew should have an orgy. It'd do WONDERS for morale!!
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