#Hank is just tired

[og-ant-man]

Well…there’s this one anon called “Boombox Anon” who hacks Scott’s suit to play music. They actually hack it, we don’t know how, and apparently, they’ve done it once since the upgrades.

Are you serious!?

Of course someone did….

Now I wanna meet this “boom box anon” and have a few words with them. Honestly I want to know how they were able to STILL get past my upgraded firewalls and hack the suit. Maybe that way I’d actually be able to fix it.

I had twenty different fire walls on that thing…am I just losing touch?

[glass-noodle]

tfw you fall in love with your computer

(I imagine Connor transfers his program into a body at some point after androids are invented because I need them to have a happy ending lol)

[wishchip106]

need something where after dofp Erik comes back to the mansion

it’s maybe a few months after the washington incident that Erik just shows up at the front door

Charles and Hank are wary but they let him stay reluctantly

Charles is going through two different withdrawals both for the serum and the alcohol

he is not doing good

struggling to get through the recovery stage of everything

Erik, after being rejected for a while, comforts him through the waves of depression he gets

soft moments very good

Erik and Charles get back together, Hank is not happy (surprise surprise)

Erik helps Hank and Charles re-setup the school

both Erik and Charles adopt Jean

cherik elope or something i need them to be married who cares about laws and shit

a few more years later until apocalypse happens

basically Erik going to Charles instead of meeting Magda

apocalypse gets a different mutant instead of magneto for his horsemen

anyway still pissed at xmen apocalypse it wasn’t the greatest of movies

i don’t exactly like what they did with Erik between dofp and xma it makes no sense whatsoever

instead of a wife he gets a husband 😁👍

Charles still gets kidnapped 😔

Xmen save the day yadda yadda yadda

oh no he’s bald ☹️

but it’s fine Erik still loves his egg husband

in the end Erik still ends up married with a daughter but they dont die 😻

and dark pheonix never happens

hurray happy ending confetti and fireworks all around

[kingofthehilltoday]

Daily koth sketch #32. 06.03.2024.

[ID: a very excited Hank Hill from the neck up./end ID]

[ghostorbz]

original prompt

How dare you interrupt their snack time!

[i-may-be-an-emu]

I have such a good idea for a Hank x Gareth fic only question is can I actually write it

[hothotpot]

ah yes, pointing out that words have meaning and things aren't just what you say they are bc you say so is "manipulative." I am BEGGING people to get some basic critical thinking skills.

[heathenkweer]

things that are absolutely canon even if they don't happen on-page in the hardest part of living

[pympartic]

:[ OOC ;; PYMTRON //; One of these days I'll do a whole post about how the Pymtron plot could have been good, because it really could have been. Ultron has always had the additional horror element to him that hes essentially hanks abusive stalker cutting out everything and everyone from his life wherever possible, trying to isolate him all while spewing his ideas that Only I Understand You Only I Know How You Truly Think I Have Your Mind. Think about it, the idea of ultron taking Hanks Face, His Likeness, Keeping him Hostage in his own body, making it so no matter what happens anyone who says the name Hank Pym will only see ultron, anyone who googles him will only see the amalgamation, anyone who looks at him will only see ultron, and the scary part is if you look at it with that concept instead of what we got ; Ultron WON. The Heroes Gave Up on saving Hank. They Gave Up on the idea of ever freeing Hank. Ultron stole hanks face, his life, and made everything about him end up being About Him. Pymtron is Ultron's one true victory and its the one where he succeeded in taking Everything from Hank while he made him Watch. ]

[glass-noodle]

I'm unsure if it's a good scenario or not but it's something I've been thinking of kamski fucking with the water in Connor's tank could be using a different chlorine or salt level or something and it causes him to get allergic stuffy runny gills and red nose lots of sneezing but Connor tries to hide the symptoms from Hank

fever

[gentlelarkspur]

Please look upon these hilarious mockup photos I made for the tshirt/sweater designs I'm selling over on Etsy.

Tag yourself, I'm the "no YOU hang up" vampire XD

[onewhomariaentrusted]

Tell the class a scene you really like from DBH 👀

Oh this is probably going to be such an unoriginal opinion, especially for a Connor fan. But my fave would have to be the Bridge chapter scene. It's literally nothing but a tense conversation, yet it carries more weight for me than many of the other action packed scenes.

Hank having his "oh shit" moment where he finally comes to the realisation that androids may just be alive. And it's shaken him. I mean sure, he's worked with Connor for a day or so, and sure, he's seen some snippets throughout the investigation. Mostly androids running away or lashing out due to their mistreatment -- but robots showing love for one another? The arguably most human thing you could do? Hank didn't need the assistance in rationalising the want for another drink, but the Tracis sure helped anyway. At this point, I don't want to say that Hank's viewpoint is entirely changed, since if you're playing as machine Connor it can end quite badly, but it's what I would consider the most prominent turning point.

But what about Connor? I'm usually playing along the deviant route, so my Connor is usually snarky, but not an entire asshole like he is when you play full machine. And in those playthroughs, there's several small moments that Hank has seen Connor act sympathetic. But is it real? I like the fact that when Hank asks Connor why he didn't shoot the Tracis, the option for "Truth" is what leads to higher software instability. It may or may not be intended, but I'm definitely one of those that believe that Connor was designed to be a deviant. A deviant in the biggest amount of denial the world has ever seen. However, this chapter is what I would consider to be Connor's turning point.

I mentioned that I usually play the deviant route, but I would also note that when I do play machine Connor, I play him as manipulative. He will do and say whatever he can to achieve his goals -- this usually means being nice to Hank where possible -- but not at the risk of the mission. In this chapter however, if you've been acting as a machine this entire time, many dialogue options are locked out. And from memory there is no way to increase the relationship with Hank in this scene. There is no lying to him. No manipulation. It's either cool neutrality, or aggression. And for reasons I can't quite put into words, I really enjoy that fact.

[jocelynships]

Well work was just a lot of bullshit tonight and I’m crying in my car rn bc I got left to close by myself despite the fact I have to be back in at noon 🥲🥲🥲

[daughterofsarenrae]

"STOP EATING PLASTIC" -something i have to say to a kestrel every damn day

[ghostorbz]

original prompt

I think he needs a hug

[marcusrobertobaq]

Hank and Connor both romantic and parental shit are hcs. I'll treat u guys the same way cuz y'all doing the same thing.

Including pissing me off with bullshit dynamics that kill the characters.

Now, back to the real interesting shit in DBH: political and tech stuff... 🤙🏾