#Hamburgular

[letsallgotothelobby]

Did some McDonalds character redesigns just for fun. Ronald: Stressed manager Hamburgular: Part of prison-to-work program Birdie: Food deliverer Mac: No good punk who hangs out the back, threatening customers with hot apple pies Grimace: Grimace

[rebuildingrob]

Return of the Clown

[capitalchaostelevision]

Concert Photo Review: MAC SABBATH @ Vinnie's Bar & Grill - Concord, California

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[willowwhirll]

Comic palooza on Saturday was fun :}

[prettyboykatsuki]

Fang the asks you get on your blog are so fucking funny 😭

they fucking KILL me they’re always so out of pocket i literally had to make a tag for the ones that crack me up

[chelledoggo]

MEMES/IMAGE EDITS I'VE MADE IN THE PAST BASED ON WEIRD DREAMS I'VE HAD (CW for scorpions in one image)

this is a long-ahh post so i'll be nice and put everything under the cut.

this is one i had when i was a little kid. i was in our kitchen at night, and this giant Visa logo was chasing me around. i jumped into a crib that was randomly there for some reason, and it honed in on me just before i woke up.

this was another one i had as a little kid about a weird ending to a Barney episode. looking back, though, i think it was the Count from Sesame Street at the end and not the Hamburgular.

Barney x The Count x Hamburgular OT3 tbh. /j

okay so this one i THINK i had towards the end of 2021. i was at Disney World and there was this new walk-through attraction called "The New Naples." all it was was this dingy run-down old crackhouse and at the end there was this sentient Barney plushie with red, angry eyes and wearing a chef costume that would jump out and attack you.

this one's also from 2021. i was at Universal Studios or some other amusement park, and this was a sign outside one of the rides. i think it was some sort of bumper-car ride with spray nozzles full of colored slime that you could spray at people.

the pink tax at work smh. /hj

also from 2021. all i really remember was that this was a design on a t-shirt.

to this day JimmyTheGoat dot com does not seem to exist.

in this dream (2021 was the year of weird dreams for me lol) i had a magical TV that was inhabited by the good fairies from Sleeping Beauty, who spent all their time making movies in real-time for me to watch.

i was watching a movie in which Sleeping Beauty and Snow White fell in love and ran away together. (love wins~) this was the logo at the end. yes, the MS-paint eyes were part of it. Flora had to go and make her clothes blue for this gig and she ain't happy about it. show some respect.

guess the year. go on. guess. in this dream, this little scorpion/guinea pig hybrid was chasing me around my house. he was adorable, yes, but he was also venomous enough to kill me in one fell swoop if i'd come in contact with it.

this one's actually from 2020! yeah, i know! in this dream, Disney wanted to hop on the "My Little Pony: Pony Life" bandwagon and made their own version with the Disney Princesses. (the image source is from the Video Brinquedo mockbuster cartoon "Little Princess School.")

these last two i don't remember any context for or even what happened in the dreams they're from. i think they're just random memes i saw in my dreams. but they're worth a mention.

i think the pigeon one was one i saw just before waking from a nap.

hope you enjoyed the inner machinations of my enigmatic mind.

bye.

[thinkingnot]

reblog because funny

Sharp hamburger sharp hamburger sharp hamburger

*throws a hamburger at my enemy* oh it is sharp :o!

[eggies-over-spinach-over-toast]

HELLO TO MY FAVORITE 10 YEAR OLD IN A HAMBURGULAR MASK

[thorstomp]

My mom thinks he looks like a cross between a gryphon and the Hamburgular

[smallkidneyjoe]

matt smith think he david tennant, david tennant think he christopher eccleston, christopher eccleston think he the hamburgular

[brokenhardies]

Foolsuke AU - Hamburgulars Part 2

Emperor Akira Kurusu

High Priestess Goro Akechi Yoshida

Hermit Ryuji Sakamoto Ohya

Empress Ann Takamaki

Justice Haru Okumura

[least-sexy-man-competition]

I won’t disagree that the hamburgular is unsexy. But what does it say about me that I plan on cosplaying him?

i was belos for halloween last year so take that as you will

[milksrot]

i so hamburgular

[paldean-sandwich-rater]

The hamburgular's nightmare.

A standard hamburger with buns, patty, cheese, lettuce, ketchup, and pickles.

Extra instructions: Slather ketchup on part of one of the bottom bun's sides to give the illusion of blood dripping from the burger. With food dye, carefully paint two mean-lookimg eyes on the top bun. The patty must be split in half horizontally, with the split edges being serrated, making them look like teeth.

Ingredients: Ketchup (made to look like blood), patty (cut to look like teeth), cheese, lettuce, ketchup, and a bun with evil eyes.

Smell: It’s a normal burger. The “nightmare” parts of it wouldn’t affect smell. 5/5

Taste: Again, it’s very much just a normal burger. It could use a few extra ingredients, but it’s not bad at all. 4/5

Texture: The only issue I could see would be the food dye affecting the texture of the bun, but other then that it would be fine. 5/5

Would Chunk Eat It?: Yes. 5/5

Overall Score: 4.75/5

Critic’s Notes: I don’t know who the hamburgler is but this doesn’t sound like much of a nightmare to me.

[porcelain-rob0t]

john waters doesnt think he is the hamburgular, he IS the hamburgular

[doctorslippery]

So in the last couple months, McDonalds has brought back Grimace and the Hamburgular. Who is next from the McDonalds mascot bin of history?