#HYPOTHETICALLY OF COURSE

[wishfishy]

So let’s say, hypothetically, that you found a taxidermy owl being given away for free in your apartment building.

And, hypothetically, it was very incredibly dusty and it’s wing had broken off. And this hypothetical taxidermied great horned owl is stuffed with straw instead of being mounted on a foam figure. Hypothetically, how would you go about cleaning and repairing it?

All hypotheticals of course.

[bluegiragi]

As a pure hypothetical

If I make a little wolf plushie based on your werewolf soap, what animals would you assign ghost?

Hypothetically speaking?

oooh....maybe a panther? or a black bear...

[melan0phis]

I can't imagine their first kiss going any smoother than this

[javelinbk]

Sixty years ago today… YOUR FACE!

No Reply, take 1 - 30th September 1964

[vaperarmand]

the crazy thing is that the guy who said “i could be your lestat” is someday going to be the guy that says “i am the devil’s minion and he grants my every wish.” never has a bottom been more willing to commit to being a top to get what he wants. and we love him for it

[seriouslycalamitous]

For no particular reason, if the parkour civilization characters were in a superpowered au, what would their aliases be?

Hypothetically, of course, if I were to be back on my bullshit (ie turning everything I love into a superhero/villain au) what would people's powers be?

Listen, I love canon-compliant as much as the next guy. All I'm saying -- this fandom needs more alternate universe stuff. It's hard because most of the beauty is in the world, but surely it's possible to some degree, right?

Come come, imagine with me:

Evbo standing atop a roof, a glittering cityscape below him. It's beautiful, a world all his own, and one he must fight to maintain from day to day. His power of jump-boost is unmatched by any other figure, allowing him to effortlessly navigate the city skyline without breaking a sweat. The people call him Champion.

Alongside fellow heroes, such as an old mentor figure, and a hero draped in darkness, Evbo must face villains that threaten to topple everything he loves, and aim to chain him permanently to the ground.

As expected, there is an overarching villain, but the second-in-command is a pillar of questionable morals. I am also absolutely not opposed to throwing in a rivals-to-lovers or teammates-to-lovers plot line, all I'm sayin.

IMAGINE THE COSTUMES!!

Evbo with something akin to netherite boots, maybe modified sneakers to help break his fall when he lands his sick parkour jumps. Master Friend (EMF) with gold-plated armor covering his shadowy-figure. Seawatt with a veil over his face to hide his identity - just barely see-through enough for onlookers to tell he's got some dramatic makeup going on behind there.

If people are interested, I can expand it into a full AU I'm really having fun with this idea :D

[wolfythewitch]

please talk about cheek kissing and yearning please I wanna hear about it

OKAY SO

I live and die by cheek kissing okay it's about the yearning

Now. I'm not going to Admit that the post was about Judas this is purely hypothetical But as someone who's had an entire conversation about betrayal and unrequited love, it's about damning the two of us, it's about sending you to your death and inevitably, me to mine. My last touch will not be on your lips, not while I use my own to bloody your name. It will be on your cheek, where tears will pass over when they fall, and where blood will stream from your crown of thorns, where sunlight withdrew her touch as the veil tears in two

I am your betrayer and your lover both

[louisisalarrie]

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[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

[imitates Astarion's voice poorly] I'm a magistrate back in the city - it's all rather tedious.

Bonus:

[jacenotjason]

Deadsmoke

thats adorable have a wip

they are wet soggy cats together.

[soaps-mohawk]

can i nibble on gaz... PLEASEEEEEEE HIS SKIN JUST LOOKS.... SO BITEABLE

I wanna bite the pretty man. Just a nibble. I wanna suck a hickey on his neck. Sink my teeth into him and never let go. I wanna [redacted] him 😍

[south-sea]

second chance neo

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

Would you or would you not have a heart to heart with a python on a Hammock, in this hypothetical you are also a python, note this is also a DreamWorks film and you and the hypothetical python just had a stereotypical falling out.

Also, note that you are the main character of this DreamWorks film. Remember, you're a hypothetical python

hmmm if I were also a hypothetical python and it was a part of a Dreamworks film…. then yes I would definitely have a heart to heart in a hammock with another python

but! i’d make it was as dramatic as possible and remind the other python that I’M the main character and they aren’t… because ✨chaos✨

[king-carnivore]

Listen... I'm just saying hypothetically...

If worse comes to worse, we can do as the French did.

[dykepacker]

and what if i took some strap pics and i urgently need to show somebody