king-carnivore
king-carnivore
These Teeth Aren't Just For Show
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the name's king || she/him || over 25 human years old || art blog || AO3 || minors fuck off
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king-carnivore · 31 minutes ago
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onwards, comrades
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king-carnivore · 32 minutes ago
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king-carnivore · 32 minutes ago
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i used to work at a used bookstore and there was an insect anatomy book for sale that was over $8000 im not even kidding. and i just found it at my school library. its mine for the month.
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king-carnivore · 32 minutes ago
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king-carnivore · 32 minutes ago
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I love you shows with planned & definitive endings, I love you epilogues that prove the happy ending lasts, I love you finales that feature direct parallels to earlier seasons, I love you cast members that left years ago but came back to say goodbye, I love you well crafted & impactful final lines, I love you fitting send offs for the characters I love
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king-carnivore · 33 minutes ago
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thank you to @WellingtonZoo for introducing me to Tito and his grape.
or, as i like to call it, his Magic Murder Orb.
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king-carnivore · 33 minutes ago
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king-carnivore · 33 minutes ago
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happy pride
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king-carnivore · 1 hour ago
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i think the last time i was like "a part*" of fandom was when homestuck was popular
*actively posting about the piece of media as its being released and not months or years after it finished
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king-carnivore · 1 hour ago
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king-carnivore · 1 hour ago
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link: https://bsky.app/profile/brainvsbook.bsky.social/post/3llc72lyhu22j
google translate defaulting to chinese at first
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okay but for those of us with interests in both the murderbot and the daomu biji fandoms this is kinda hilarious
(english-side-only really, i get that the kanji and hanzi are completely different)
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our good (air)ship murderbot! thanks google
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king-carnivore · 1 hour ago
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my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."
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king-carnivore · 1 hour ago
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Murderbot: turns out the real horrors were the friendships we made along the way
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king-carnivore · 1 hour ago
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murderbot is the funniest thing in the world because it's constantly like "stupid fucking humans" and "oh theyre all gonna get killed and i dont even care, whatever". my sibling in The Company you killed yourself for these people
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king-carnivore · 2 hours ago
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I love the TV show's added touch where you can 100% tell when MB is trying to sound like one of its serial action heroes swooping in to save the day. Like it so obviously hyped itself to come in there and deliver that line. It was rehearsing it in its head the whole walk back. And then it expected some kind of big theatrical reaction but instead they just stare at it because they're real people going through something instead of its fav fictional characters.
So then it's like. Hmm that didn't work. Let's try it again, more gusto this time, come on murderbot you can do it, alright here we go-
"I have...a...plan?"
And the only reply it gets that second time is the mumbled equivalent of gurathin saying "oh FUCK no" which is BRUTAL
Cringefail robot my beloved.
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king-carnivore · 2 hours ago
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boost pad to make you scroll faster
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king-carnivore · 2 hours ago
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Big chomping mouthful of fucking soils
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