#HU MAN CENTIPEDE HU MAN CENTIPEDE
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hebby-arts · 2 years ago
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@pidgeonspen and I already knew that Red Flag by Tom Cardy was a Wes song, but they were like "it's Eggman and Wes" and I DIED.
For those few of us who love Wegg, have this please.
[ okay to reblog, don't delete caption, don't repost! ]
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broughttoyouby · 2 years ago
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@cutpursecavalier was like "we know that buttons in the song is just wes, but i think the human centipede lady is just eggman" and IT WENT FROM THERE--
i may actually line this at some point HJSDHKFSDF
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fefnepz · 1 year ago
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Day 71
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echollama · 2 years ago
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Dottore centipede~💖
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li-esonthefloor · 1 year ago
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(exhausted, hysterical): ...red flags (song) ludger end ludger and lara
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deathinfeathers · 1 year ago
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@bibbletibble said: // I just got the damn song out of my head HOW DARE-- XD
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im-just-kinda-here-k · 2 years ago
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Just so you know I have had Tom cardys "red flags" stuck in my head for 48 hours without interruption.
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room-surprise · 19 days ago
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Browsing Amazon, looking for something, and I see this...
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Ok, that might be cute! I like little doohickys and doodads like this. Let's see if there's a picture of it in use...
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Oh, no...
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NO. THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THEY'RE DEAD. THIS IS AWFUL.
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🎶 HU-MAN CENTIPEDE, HU-MAN CENTIPEDE 🎶
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rekino2114 · 7 months ago
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Vines that remind me of drdt girls with you
(yes, I stole them from Vines compilations).
can you tell I've been rewatching drdt?
Teruko tawaki:
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Y/n:it's a beautiful day today
Teruko:Shut your ass up
Y/n:You're beautiful too
Teruko:*blushes* shut your nice ass up.
[Teruko gets an extra one because I said so]
Y/n:Let me see what you have
Teruko:A KNIFE
Y/n:NO-
Veronika grebenshchikova:
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Veronika: Do you know what time of the year it is?
Y/n:What?
*she starts playing this is Halloween*
Y/n:it's September
Veronika:Halloween~🎵
Y/n:Halloween~🎵
[Veronika gets another one, too]
Veronika:behind every great man is a great woman
*you look at her completely terrified*
Veronika:Anyway, that was human centipede 1, in human centipede 2
Hu jing:
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Y/n: oh they forgot my cheese
Hu:*gasps*
Y/n:wait hu
Hu:THEY FORGOT MY BABY'S CHEESE
Y/n:it's not a big deal
Hu:AAAAAHHH
J rosales:
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J:y/n just brought me food and set this on the table but didn't tell me anything so
*she spins the spinner and it lights up with colors*
J:wha-
*she spins it again*
J:YEEEEEAAAH!
Rose lacroix:
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Y/n:Let's go do something.
Rose:I can't I need to nap
Y/n:come on
Rose:Oh, the left side of my face just feel asleep. I guess I can't
Arei nageishi:
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Y/n:hm arei what are you doing?
*arei has a clothes is being hanged by a clothes hanger*
Arei:I'm just hanging out
Y/n:......
Arei:Get it cause-
*she falls to the ground*
Min jeung:
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Y/n:did you happen to go to class last week?
Min:I HAVE NEVER MISSED A CLASS
Y/n:....ok
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thesilliestrovingalive · 25 days ago
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Updated: November 7, 2024
Reworked Character #13: Allen O'Neil
POTENTIAL TRIGGER WARNING: Viewer discretion is advised due to references to death, drug addiction, crime, and torture.
Real name: Alister Titus O’Neil Sr.
Esper title: Avatar of Peak Physicality, Cheating Death, and Assimilation
Aliases: Immortal Cacodemon and Iron Cavalryman from Hell
Occupation: Sergeant of the Rebel Army, right-hand man of General Morden, Lance Corporal of the Marine Corps (formerly), and a high-ranking peacekeeping troop of the Regular Army (formerly)
Retirement plans: Open up an animal shelter and live the rest of his days in the countryside
Special skills: Armed and close quarters combat, crisis management, defensive tactics, and brainwashing
Esper abilities: He possesses superhuman strength, endurance, and stamina, demonstrated by his ability to effortlessly lift the main combat vehicles of the Rebel Army, withstand extreme physical stress, and carry the Jupiter King without its tracks and other exceptionally heavy weapons without displaying any visible signs of exhaustion. He can withstand grenade and pipe bomb explosions as well as lesser gunfire, and possesses quick reflexes and agile movements. He has precise control over his muscle movements and can fine-tune his bodily systems for optimal performance and efficiency. He can rapidly adapt and rewire brain connections, enhancing cognitive function and facilitating accelerated learning and problem-solving.
With a single, sweeping gesture across a person's forehead, he can consume their individuality, leaving an emptiness that makes them susceptible to mental reprogramming and emotional manipulation. Additionally, he can acquire any language and its distinct dialect through physical contact with a person's tongue and neck, granting him instant linguistic mastery. Through an unflinching, soul-penetrating stare, he can tap into the mental landscapes of those around him, syphoning their thoughts, memories, and experiences to expand his own understanding and refine his critical thinking abilities. He possesses a precognitive instinct that alerts him to impending dangers a full 20 seconds before they strike. His body contains a silver-hued regenerative agent that rapidly repairs damaged cells and tissues, giving his blood a metallic grey sheen. When wrath consumes him, his skin erupts into a fiery crimson, radiating intense heat and morphing into a semi-scaly texture.
He possesses two unique, blubber-coated, kidney-shaped organs in his thighs, which are a pale pink streaked with bronze. These organs are connected to his esophagus by two trachea-like purplish-grey tubes. The kidney-shaped organs secrete a blood-streaked, sticky substance similar to intravascular and seminal fluids that gives birth to earwig-like pale brown creatures, approximately the length of a human arm. Each creature features bronze and crimson streaks, forest green antennae, and black centipede-like legs and forceps. The trachea-like tubes are lined with resilient, mucus-coated hair follicles, providing the creatures with a moderate layer of protection against blades and enhancing their ability to adhere to hosts. These creatures serve as vectors for mental assimilation, allowing him to recruit individuals to his cause. To achieve this, they inject neuroactive agents into a host's bloodstream by biting into a major vein. Once established, the creatures transmit electrical signals to the brain, inducing brainwashing and instilling an unwavering sense of loyalty.
He's virtually immortal due to a biological self-resurrection process, which allows him to fully restore his psyche and physical body to optimal health. Upon death, his regenerative agents kick into overdrive, rapidly repairing minor and major wounds, replenishing energy in his blood, and revitalising his white blood cells to sustain their viability. His brain remains active, sending electrical impulses that stimulate cellular regeneration, tissue reorganisation, maintain blood circulation, reverse organ failure, and induce wakefulness. It can even correct genetic damage, reactivate dormant cellular functions through epigenetic reprogramming, reboot the immune system to eliminate pathogens and cancer cells, and restore cognitive function and memory. After each resurrection, his memories of his previous death are foggy, and his once-healed injuries leave lingering stiffness for a few days.
Hobbies: Whittling, extreme off-roading, messing around with the Rebel Gigant, and hanging out with his family whenever he has the time to do so
Likes: Social justice, blowing stuff up, insulting his adversaries, and frequenting pet shops
Dislikes: Ridicule directed at him, his family, General Morden, and the Armitage twins, being viewed as weak, the Regular Army, and insubordination
Favourite food: Pompano en papillote and bread pudding with vanilla whiskey sauce
Favourite drink: Cognac
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Gender: Male
Age: 38 (in 2022), 44 (in 2028), 46 (in 2030), 48 (in 2032), 50 (in 2034), 57 (in 2041), 59 (in 2043), 60 (in 2044), and 63 (in 2047)
Blood type: B+
Weight: 254 lbs. (115 kg)
Design: He’s a 6’ 7” (200.66 cm) American mesomorph of Creole and Scottish descent with an inverted triangle build, rippling muscles, and sloping shoulders. He has honey-hued skin and striking asymmetrical eyes—amber on the right with a luxor gold pupil and mahogany on the left with a foggy white glaze. His face features subtle wrinkles, including forehead lines, frown lines, and nasolabial folds. Allen has pointed ears droop slightly, razor-sharp canines, a shaved head, and a full dark chocolate beard.
He has a tattoo on his left upper arm of a pygmy rattlesnake coiled around the base of a human skull with sparkling rubies embedded in the eye sockets. He has a few battle scars: one that starts from the centre of his right cheek to the side of his forehead, resembling a fiery comet flying upwards; three healed bullet wounds on his left deltoid; half of his left ring finger is missing; and a large, blotchy patch of scarred flesh on the right side of his abdomen.
His outfit consists of gunmetal grey wristbands, a burnt sienna armband displaying the Rebel Army insignia, and mud- and blood-stained laurel green army cargo pants tucked into spike-soled silver-white combat boots. He carries an old, cherished photograph of himself, his wife, their two children, and their two chestnut-fronted macaws securely tucked away in the right pocket of his army cargo pants. Allen wears a gold-buckled rifle green belt, complemented by a sheath for his Bowie knife and a gunmetal grey waist pack secured at the back, containing pipe bombs and a sprig of heather for good luck. He wears three black bandoliers, two forming an X-shape across his chest and one draped above his belt, holding ammunition for his M240 Bravo Machine Gun. He wears a burgundy cord necklace, showcasing a shark tooth as its centrepiece. The shark tooth is flanked by two canine teeth with three circular blue garnet beads positioned between each canine tooth.
He owns a personal Di-Cokka, twice the size of the original, its greenish-brown coat bearing battle scars—dented and scratched from a few bullet impacts. Besides transportation, he also uses it for storage, keeping portable ammo boxes and two extra weapons on hand: a M202 FLASH and a Mossberg 500 shotgun.
Super Devil form: He’s a 21’ 3” (647.7 cm) humanoid with an exaggerated musculature and smooth, rock hard rifle green skin. His head, marked by a pronounced underbite, has a canine-like appearance, with the skin tightly stretched over his skull. A wet gunmetal grey nose, reminiscent of a bear's, protrudes prominently, while his beard has grown into an unruly goatee that cascades down to the centre of his chest. He has twitching muscles, gleaming golden claws and talons, and six arms covered in decaying flesh and bulging veins, each ending in heavily scarred hands with only three fingers. He has the same eyes, ears, razor-sharp canines, and scars as the original, but his armpits and back are covered in coarse dark chocolate hair.
Two rows of stalagmite-like ruby red spikes run along his back, while two lengthy, glistening tentacles—each spanning the height of two adult males—protrude from the back of his deltoids. These tentacles boast a blue garnet hue and are adorned with mucus-coated, laurel green feelers on their underside. Allen’s tail is that of a pygmy rattlesnake, while his waist is encircled by partially protruding yellow-stained, shark-toothed human skulls with an alternating pattern of ruby and blue garnet eyes. His legs are feathered in a plumage that transitions from reddish-brown to burnt sienna, culminating in powerful silver-white ostrich feet.
Character summary: Allen is a proud and charismatic leader, renowned for his persistence in battle and unshakeable loyalty to those he holds dear, including his family, closest comrades, and General Morden. He passionately advocates against political corruption and systemic injustices, fearlessly standing up for what's right and recognizing it as his social responsibility to create a better world. He can be somewhat forgetful, particularly when recalling complex instructions or distinguishing between appropriate and inappropriate times to use bladed weapons, such as when preparing food.
He derives great satisfaction from catching his foes off guard or disrupting their plans, gaining a strategic upper hand on the battlefield. He's ruthless and pragmatic, revelling in the suffering he inflicts on those who work for corrupt organisations and/or oppose General Morden. He relishes battling his enemies, particularly his arch-rivals, the Peregrine Falcons Squad and the S.P.A.R.R.O.W.S. His passion for frontline combat is why he chooses to remain a Sergeant, the highest rank that allows him to engage in daily battles.
He often rushes into battle with reckless abandon, yet occasionally takes a more measured and calculated approach. He frequently taunts his enemies, using psychological warfare to erode their resolve and sow seeds of self-doubt. He skillfully cultivates loyalty among Morden's followers by subtly undermining their critical thinking and independence, making them receptive to indoctrination. Through this manipulation, Allen implants new thoughts, reshapes attitudes, and alters values and beliefs to align with Morden's ideology. Occasionally, he spares new recruits from brainwashing if he detects genuine sympathy for Morden's cause or notices that they don't see the point in questioning the ideology and practices of the Rebel Army.
His phenomenal physicality and combat skills are matched only by the size of his ego, as he frequently disparages those he doesn’t trust and makes crass, demoralising, and dehumanising remarks about his adversaries. While Allen’s superiority complex often gets the better of him, he’s an adept soldier who can endure more physical and mental punishment than his weaker comrades. However, he doesn’t view himself as superior to his family, close friends, most trusted comrades, General Morden, and the law. Besides his strength, stubbornness, and gusty courage, the only thing that keeps him alive is his devotion and unrelenting will to return home to his loving wife, Henrietta, and their children, Nancy and Allen Jr.
He deeply loves Henrietta and cherishes every moment with her, yet he can't help but find her intimidating due to her stern demeanour and piercing gaze. He loves Allen Jr. deeply, but their relationship is strained by his son's blunt criticism of his shortcomings and, more painfully, his alliance with the Rebel Army's sworn enemy. He recognizes that Allen Jr. views his actions as morally misguided, driven by an unwavering loyalty to General Morden. Additionally, he's aware that his son is troubled by his own superiority complex and impulsive decisions on the battlefield, which have repeatedly put his life at risk and led to past fatalities.
He shares a cordial relationship with General Morden, often bonding over drinks and swapping stories, especially after missions. Beneath Morden's tough exterior, he recognizes his struggles with alcoholism and the emotional toll of losing his family, and genuinely empathises with him. He finds it amusing how General Morden skillfully exploited Madoka's vulnerabilities, leveraging her unwavering loyalty to her younger sister, Rumi, and the Regular Army, to recruit her as a double agent.
He genuinely regards Sagan as a formidable force, admiring her independence, resilience, and exceptional leadership abilities, which rival General Morden's in terms of strategic expertise and charisma. He treats her with the same respect he accords Morden, acknowledging her superior military rank and significant contributions to the Rebel Army's tactical prowess. He views Logan as somewhat infuriating and intimidating at times, yet treats him with equal respect alongside Sagan and Morden, recognizing his senior rank and crucial role in the Rebel Army's strategic planning and financial oversight. He admires Logan's easy-going attitude and willingness to offer him valuable advice on navigating more difficult tactical situations.
Backstory: Alister Titus O’Neil Sr. was born on November 17, 1984 in New Orleans, Louisiana, United States. He doesn’t remember his parents very well, as he didn’t spend much time with them, but he can recall his father being an Scottish-American chef and his Creole mother working as a construction worker. His parents instilled in him the importance of loyalty to loved ones and friends as well as the confidence to embrace his unique capabilities without shame. Tragically, at just 7 years old, his world was shattered when his mother was killed during a devastating robbery at a local convenience store. The loss proved too much for his father, who abandoned him, leaving him alone and frightened in a neighbourhood plagued by crime and bad influences.
Luckily for him, he was taken in by his uncle who, despite struggling with a fentanyl addiction and deep-seated feelings about systemic injustices, selflessly took him in. His uncle went above and beyond to raise him like the son he never had, teaching him essential school subjects and instilling in him a strong sense of social responsibility and courage to stand up against injustices. After his uncle's tragic death from a fentanyl overdose when Allen was just 13, he faced a harsh new reality and this pivotal event awakened his esper abilities. With no support system, he turned to a local gang for protection and began carrying blades for self-defence. As he gained more experience on the streets and honed his fighting skills, he gradually moved to firearms, progressively handling smaller weapons before moving on to larger ones. Following his revelation dream at 15, he dedicated himself to mastering his esper abilities.
At 16, Allen faced legal consequences for aggravated assault and burglary, leading to time in a juvenile detention centre. The Regular Army, recognizing his esper status, quickly intervened and offered guidance, aiming to mould him into a skilled soldier. The Regular Army offered him a stable home in a secure area of Scotland, aiming to provide a safer environment that would steer him away from a life of crime. With their therapeutic and parental support, he made a decision to turn his life around. Allen volunteered for social justice initiatives and animal welfare organisations to improve himself and give back to the community.
At 19, while working at an animal shelter, he met his future wife, Henrietta. A brief conversation about their future aspirations sparked a romance between them. As they went on multiple dates, their connection grew stronger. A year later, Allen proposed, and to his delight, she accepted. Soon after getting married, they welcomed their daughter, Nancy. He began his military career at 22, joining the Regular Army as a peacekeeping troop. After two years, he joined the Marine Corps. At 25, he and Henrietta celebrated the birth of their son, Allen Jr. Their family grew again four years later with the adoption of two chestnut-fronted macaws, Shirley and Kingsley.
Allen's life took a dramatic turn when Donald Morden rescued him from a near-fatal confrontation with a notorious gang of terrorists and high-risk criminals, who had collaborated with pirates, in a volatile region of South Africa. Grateful for Morden's heroism, he offered his support and loyalty, forming a strong bond as a trusted friend and ally. A year later, following a successful mission against a dangerous criminal organisation bent on destabilising government authorities, Morden introduced Allen to Sagan and Logan. He formed strong bonds with Sagan and Logan, but their demanding schedules rarely allowed for downtime together.
He rose through the ranks to become a high-ranking peacekeeping troop in the Regular Army under Donald Morden's command, while also serving as a Lance Corporal in the Marine Corps. Renowned for his exceptional combat skills, toughness, and devotion to family, he was once known for his cool attitude. As Morden's most trusted soldier and the only esper under his command, he frequently received the most complex missions, which he executed with great success and enthusiasm. He always enjoyed fighting for Morden, just as he enjoyed unwinding with Henrietta, Nancy, and Allen Jr. after a tough day.
He played a crucial role in the Arms Deal Barrage, fighting as a soldier against the remnants of the Serapion Fellowship. Alongside fellow combatants, including Morden, Sagan, and Logan, he discovered the harsh reality of corruption within the Regular Army, a truth carefully concealed from the public. A small part of him yearned to defy them for their corruption, but Morden and Tequila cautioned against it, warning he'd land on their hit list.
After Morden defected from the Regular Army, Allen followed him out of loyalty and disappeared from public view for several years. During this period, Allen played a crucial role in building the Rebel Army's forces by brainwashing and training new recruits alongside Morden. He also contributed to the development of tactical plans with Logan and Morden and collaborated with Sagan on clandestine missions to raid weapon facilities and acquire advanced Tuatha Dé Danann technology.
When General Morden reemerged as the founding leader of the Rebel Army and launched his coup d'état, he stood by him, playing a pivotal role in the insurgency. Tasked with defending the supply warehouse at the summit of Käthehirt Valley, Allen single-handedly annihilated the troops brave enough to tackle the treacherous mountain. However, when Marco, Tarma, Tequila, Gimlet, and Red Eye ascended the mountain, they encountered Allen and were forced to engage him in battle. Gimlet and Red Eye managed to press onward, choosing to confront the Rebel Infantry instead of fighting their former comrade. After being burned alive and shot in the head for good measure, Allen was presumed dead.
Nevertheless, he would later be revived through his biological self-resurrection process and participate in the ambush on the Regular Army, Peregrine Falcons Squad, and S.P.A.R.R.O.W.S. troops. Under Morden's command, he brutally tortured and executed many of Marco’s and Tarma's comrades and friends. He played a major role in Tarma's torture, verbally exploiting his emotional sensitivity and insecurities about his academic intelligence. He also carried out General Morden's order to sever Marco's left arm.
Allen resurfaced in a secret Rebel Army base hidden in the Siberian frozen tundra, where he once again aided Morden in his plans for global conquest, this time in alliance with the Pipovulaj Army. When Regular Army troops infiltrated the base, Allen attempted to eliminate them but was ultimately defeated by Marco, Eri, Tarma, and Fio. In the heat of combat, Allen unleashed a ferocious strike, brutally severing Tarma's right forearm. His lifeless body plummeted down a snowy cliff and was devoured by a giant orca. However, Pipovulaj troops recovered his newly resurrected remains after Marco's team departed to confront General Morden.
After the Extraterrestrial Alliance Clash, Allen, Sagan, Logan, and some Rebel Infantry and cadets, along with a few Morden sympathisers, hatched a plan for a revenge attack on the South Pacific training island owned by the Peregrine Falcons Squad. Their aim was to install and house the earthquake-causing weapon, the Cabracan, which was jointly built by the Rebel Army, Pipovulaj Army, and Amadeus Syndicate, in their new base. This was necessary as their previous bases had been raided. To achieve this, Allen and Sagan disguised themselves as drill instructors, leading a group of Regular Army and Peregrine Falcons Squad cadets to the island. Their sinister intention was to use the cadets as hostages and test subjects for the newly developed simian and mantis transformation serums, produced by the Amadeus Syndicate.
Once Walter, Tyra, Hyakutaro, Allen Jr., Rumi, and Dilovar infiltrated the main base, he would clash with his son. He would discover that he had joined the archenemy of the Rebel Army, a revelation that had been previously kept secret from him. Before he could escape, Walter and Dilovar took his life in a furious act of retribution for their fallen comrades. Fortunately, Sagan was able to recover his body, which was undergoing a biological self-resurrection process.
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coping-via-clint-eastwood · 6 months ago
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DISCLAIMERS‼️‼️‼️
Before anyone starts reading the content, I have to make some statements.
Most importantly, I do not watch Jujutsu Kaisen, or any anime for that matter, so please do not expect to see any more of this type of content from me. I only made this because my friend @mcliancraft is into it, and I love talking with her about it, and she told me that Yuji canonically likes Human Centipede (I'm sorry bro but this is why Sukuna possesed you).
Anyway, both mcliancraft and I love Red Flag, the song that Tom Cardy and Montaigne made about Human Centipede (watch it):
And I was horrified to learn that Yuji likes Human Centipede, and commented that the only good thing to come out of it was Red Flag, which led to me making this sort of incorrect quotes crack thing, where Yuji and Megumi quote the lyrics of the song. Even though it's a shitpost, I spent too much effort typing it out word for word not to share it publicly. So that is what you will find after Keep Reading. Enjoy.
Megumi: The date started off so well. Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life. He was perfect from what I could tell. How could I not see the danger right in front of me?
Yuji: My favourite food is fish
Megumi: Baby that's my favourite too
Yuji: I love cartoon dogs
Megumi: Baby I love Scooby-Doo. Hey baby, what's your favourite film? He said -
Yuji: The best movie of all, a masterpiece of art called - HU. MAN. CENTIPEDE. HU. MAN. CENTIPEDE.
Megumi: I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight.
Yuji: HU. MAN. CENTIPEDE. NOT. IR. RONICALLY.
Megumi: He said -
Yuji: The costume design was a highlight!
Megumi: (oh my god I'm gon get stabbed)
Yuji: I like it for the plot!
Megumi: Tell me what the plot's about...
Yuji: German doctor sews three people ASS. TO. MOUTH!
Megumi: Cool (!)
Yuji: HU. MAN. CENTIPEDE.
Megumi: Please. God. Save. Me. I think that's a red. Flag. I don't want to get. Stabbed. He said -
Yuji: Human Centipede is a tour de force
Megumi: I think, "Holy shit, I'm gonna be the main. Course!" He said-
Yuji: I admire the narrative of character growth.
Megumi: I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse. Code.
Yuji: Why are you blinking so much?
Megumi: I've got something in my eye.
Yuji: *hand turns into Sukuna's* Here let me get it out.
Megumi: No thank you - I don't wanna die.
Choso: Bonjour. Sir was blinking at me, is this because your date is a freak?
Yuji: *holds up shirt to reveal Sukuna's mouth saying "I love centipede"*
Megumi: No.
Choso: Very good then. Bon appetit.
Yuji: Stop hiding behind your silly made-up red flag to not take a chance on the best relationship you never had.
Megumi: Maybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses. My heart's got bruises but I'm ready to choose this love!
Yuji: You could be my world, the love of my life. One day we'll get married and be husbands for life.
Megumi: With a tasteful ceremony, and the wedding of our dreams!
Yuji: Only if the wedding is themed!
Megumi: Tell me what the theme's gonna be!
Yuji: HU. MAN. CENTIPEDE. HU. MAN. CENTIPEDE.
Megumi: That way we could save on the catering bill.
Yuji: HU. MAN. CENTIPEDE. Only one mouth to feed.
Megumi: If you are the best man, you know the deal. Pucker up! I can finally open myself up to love!
Yuji: I CAN FINALLY SEW A MOUTH TO A BUTT!
Megumi: Hu. Man. Centipede.
Yuji: Hu. Man. Centipede.
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tofuingho · 11 months ago
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I hate it when you get a MASSIVELY inappropriate song stuck in your head.
Me: Trying to fill out paperwork.
My brain: Hu-man centipede. Human centipee~d. Only one mouth to feed.
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qapleulia · 4 months ago
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put 5 songs you listen to, post it, then send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers <333
(hi my esteemed mutual, love all ur posts, keep it up)
HI MOLLY you are one of the coolest people i know. here r the current niks hits
the shrek 2 jennifer saunders cover of holding out for a hero. it was stuck in my head when u sent the ask. im obsessed w this song
lil nas x - thats what i want. i know its like 3 years old but i am nothing if not unfashionably late so i watched the music video just recently and um whoof!!!!!!!
will wood - love me normally. niks when they r normal
tom cardy - red flags. hu. man. centipede. hu. man. centipede
ummm the pursuit theme from either the first ace attorney game or from apollo justice. bangers
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shrikebrother · 6 months ago
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she hu on my man till i centipede. maybe
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tokiro07 · 1 year ago
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Customer: Alright kids, go play the demos while I do my transaction Kids: Okay! Me: So your total for today is- Kids: 🎶Hu-man Centi-pede! Huuu-man Centi-peeede!🎶 Me: PFFT Customer: Yeah, they started doing that today... Don't know where they got it Me and another customer: Tiktok *later* Me: So which one of you boys was singing that song? Kid 1: ...What song? Me: The Human Centipede one Kids: *point accusingly at each other*
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redstonedust · 2 years ago
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being a tom cardy fan means my roommate having to overheard HU-MAN CENTIPEDE HUUMAN CENTIPEDE at least 4 times a day and having no explanation
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