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starsofjewels · 7 months ago
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HPQD- Illness
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Hi!
Welcome to my first post of x reader fanfic nobody asked for.
I thought I'd start off strong with an imagines series for the Questionable DILFs of Harry Potter (don't ask).
I have no memory of writing half of this- may God bless us all...
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CONTENT WARNING: (non-descriptive) emetophobia warning for Fenrir (and Igor's) paragraphs
Barty Crouch (Sr):
I’m not sure what you’re expecting from Barty, but he’s not one to coddle. If you’re lucky, when you first become ill he might get you some tea and a paracetamol before he leaves for work; more than likely, he leaves it to Winky. Of course, that’s until the little elf appears in his office one afternoon, terrified that you’re dying. Barty expects blood, and tears. Instead, he finds you huddled up in bed with a temperature, complaining that the house is too cold, covered in blankets and sweat. He persuades you slowly to peel back some of your many layers and take some medicine, with gentle words and sweeties. If you aren’t infectious, and you promise to be good, he’ll snuggle you when he gets back from work, and let you eat in bed. Most of the time, your care is left to Winky, and yourself.
You need peace to recover, my darling. I’ll be back at six, alright? Get some sleep, and stay hydrated.
Fenrir Greyback:
Honestly, Fenrir is one of the best carers to have if you’re ill. Remember the wolf instincts? You’re his mate, not some mudblood he’ll use until he gets bored. In his community, being a mate means something, and it means you get a big, hairy wolf man to smother you until you get better. He’s slightly useless in terms of what you actually need, and you might end up with tampons even if you don’t need them. His reasoning? Yeah, he doesn’t really know. He just figured you might need them… at some point… but he does try his best, he’ll clean up your vomit and you, and get you tea. He’ll rub your back and give you cuddles, which he’s surprisingly good at. Please, give the poor wolf man a list of what you want, he has no idea. He’s trying though, he is.
I’ve seen worse than sick, love. C’mere, shh, shh. You’re fine, it’s all fine. Did it get anywhere? I’ll get your pyjamas, okay?
Rufus Scrimgeour:
Now, you’d think Rufus would be quite similar to Barty, but he is, in fact, a slightly more useful Fenrir. Unlike the other two, Rufus sort of, actually knows what he’s doing. He may just be utilising aftercare techniques, but it seems like you’re alright, so he’s not going to try anything else. He’ll take a few days off work; these days, all he does is paperwork, he’s not missing much, and you are more important. He does have to work, but there’s a desk in your bedroom for a reason. Rufus is probably immune to things you haven’t even heard of, the perks of being an ex-auror, so there’s no problem with snuggling you, and spoiling you to the ends of the earth. No matter what you want, you can have it. Toast in bed? He’ll have the elf bring you up a tray. A kangaroo? He’ll laugh, but you will receive a kangaroo teddy before you’re better. He’ll make sure you keep your fluids topped up, and will persuade you with anything to make sure you take your medicine.
I know it doesn’t taste nice, lamb. I know. Why don’t we have some hot chocolate afterwards to take the taste away. Yes, pretty girl?
Lord Voldemort:
Yeah… I don’t know what you think you’re getting, but you’re not getting it. No snuggles or kisses from everyone’s favourite Dark Lord, no. Lord Voldemort takes your care very, very seriously, and that means extreme overprotection. The minute you even sniffle you’re dressed up in a nightgown like a dying Victorian noblewoman and brought unceremoniously to the healers. A cold, a stomach bug, or something more serious are all treated with the same attention. You are treated like you have some exotic disease, or something that will kill you if you aren’t, and confined to your bedchamber. He comes to you, of course. He will always visit you. He’ll put a white hand to your forehead and tut when your temperature is still high, sitting by your bedside and encouraging tea down your throat, murmuring praise.
Still hot. If your care was adequate, you would have recovered already. Mh- perhaps I should have that student removed, he is too young to deal with someone of your calibre. Drink up now.
Igor Karkaroff:
Everyone’s favourite Slavic himbo is kind of… just there. He’s a huge germaphobe, and absolutely terrified of becoming ill. The moment you sneeze in front of him he has a mask and gloves on… I’m not joking, this man will do anything to prevent being sick. Of course, once he realises you’re actually ill, he’ll go into full panic mode- Sims4 parental panic mode- he freaks. Instead of worrying about catching the Black Death, now he’s panicking you’re going to die on him. Please gently remind him you aren’t going to die of the common cold, dear lord. And if you vomit, God won’t save you, he’s a letter away from sending you to the best hospital in the country. Once he’s chilled out a little, he’s not that bad as a caretaker. He has remedies- Teas, and all sorts he grew up with. If they get too much for you, he’s quite good at respectfully backing off and getting whatever you’ve actually asked for. If you’re having trouble sleeping, he’ll let you sleep on his chest and sing you lullabies. He doesn’t usually speak Bulgarian, or Russian, with you, but he will if you’re good.
Shush- no- you relax, stay there. I’ll get you something my mother used when I was a boy. Yes, I promise it’s fine, it does work. Stay there- no, I’m not worried. Are you worried?
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pinklagoon · 11 months ago
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(A vocal journey) new release from @pinklagoon studios. Längtans väg, listen at Soundcloud! 
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tastydregs · 2 years ago
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Smart Contact Lens Company Mojo Vision Raises $22M, Pivots to Micro-LED Displays for XR & More
Mojo Vision, a company once noted for its work on smart contact lenses, has raised $22.4 million in a new Series A investment round which it will use in a pivot to develop and commercialize micro-LED display technology for consumer, enterprise, and government applications.
The funding round is led by existing investors NEA and Khosla Ventures, with participation from other investors including Dolby Family Ventures, Liberty Global Ventures, Fusion Fund, Drew Perkins, Open Field Capital, and Edge.
The new Series A comes months after the company was forced to put its smart contact lenses on hold, which also included a 75% downsizing in the company’s workforce.
Prior to the pivot, the company had amassed $205 million in outside investment, with its most recent in January 2022 bringing to the company $45 million.
Its new focus is on displays for AR/VR, automotive, light field, large format displays and others that require high performance micro-LED displays. Mojo’s prototype smart contacts made use of its own in-house displays, which at the time included a monochrome display capable of over 14,000 pixels per inch (ppi).
Now the company is developing its own High Performance Quantum Dot (HPQD) technology to make a “very small, very bright, very efficient RGB pixel,” the company says in a press statement.
The company is boasting a number of advances in its proprietary technology, including dynamic displays with up to 28,000ppi, efficient blue micro-LED devices at sub-μm scale, high efficiency quantum dot ink for red and green, high brightness at 1M+ nits, and a display system that incorporates an optimized CMOS backplane, wafer-to-wafer bonding, and custom micro-lens optics.
Mojo Vision’s new CEO, Dr. Nikhil Balram, is said to bring semiconductor and display technology expertise to the company:
“The market opportunity in the display industry is big – over $100 billion. Sometimes in order to do something very big, you have to start very small. That is exactly what we are doing at Mojo,” said Balram. “We started by developing the world’s smallest, densest dynamic micro-LED display, and now we are applying that innovation to power the next generation of displays. Mojo is combining breakthrough technology, leading display and semiconductor expertise, and an advanced manufacturing process to commercialize micro-LEDs for the most demanding hardware applications.”
“This round of funding will enable us to deliver our breakthrough monolithic micro-LED technology to customers and help bring high-performance micro-LEDs to market,” concluded Balram.
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drawingdarius · 6 years ago
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poetryofchrist · 3 years ago
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Punishment vs consequences
 Fifty six times out of 382 pqd is used with the preceding word being yl. 
I have not been absolutely consistent in my translation but I wondered if 'visit against/on/upon' could be allowed to be glossed as punish in English. It cannot. Because as is obvious pqd is used with yl for a variety of contexts.
There is certainly a threat in some of them. Who would want to have the consequences of some actions held against them? If husband or wife are to leave their spouse and children without cause - then will want and misery stand over the parent when the visitation is made against the parent? (You may note that Mr Dickens never uses the word punish in A Christmas Carol - he knew.)
Genesis 39:4 vipqdhv yl bitv
ויפקדהו and he had him officiate
over
ביתו his house
Genesis 41:34 pqdim yl harx
פקדים officers
over
הארץ the land
Exodus 32:34 vpqdti ylihm k+atm
ופקדתי then I will visit
upon them
חטאתם their sin
Exodus 38:21 pqd yl pi
פקד is the office
over
פי the mandate of
Leviticus 26:16 vhpqdti ylicm bhlh
והפקדתי I will visit
against you
בהלה vexation
Numbers 4:27 vpqdtm ylhm bmwmrt
ופקדתם and you will officiate
over them
במשמרת in the keeping of
Numbers 16:29 ipqd ylihm la
יפקד is visited
on them
לא not
Joshua 10:18 vhpqidv ylih anwim
והפקידו and conscript
over it
אנשים persons
2 Samuel 3:8 vtpqd yli yvn
ותפקד and you visit with
concerning me
עון the iniquity of
1 Kings 14:27 vhpqid yl id
והפקיד and entrusted them
to
יד the hand of
2 Kings 11:18 pqdvt yl bit
פקדות officers
over
בית the house of
2 Kings 25:19 pqid yl anwi
פקיד an officer
over
אנשי --
2 Kings 25:22 vipqd ylihm at
ויפקד he entrusted to
them
את --
Isaiah 10:12 apqd yl pri
אפקד I will make a visit
to
פרי the fruit of
Isaiah 13:11 vpqdti yl tbl
ופקדתי and I will visit
on
תבל the world
Isaiah 15:7 vpqdtm yl nkl
ופקדתם and what they have conscripted
over
נחל the wadi of
Isaiah 27:3 ipqd ylih lilh
יפקד any visit
against her
לילה night
Jeremiah 9:24 vpqdti yl cl
ופקדתי and I will visit
--
כל all
Jeremiah 11:22 pqd ylihm hbkvrim
פקד I will visit
them
הבחורים their youths in their prime
Jeremiah 13:21 ipqd ylic vat
יפקד he visits
you
ואת and
Jeremiah 15:3 vpqdti ylihm arby
ופקדתי then I will visit
upon them
ארבע four
Jeremiah 21:14 vpqdti ylicm cpri
ופקדתי and I will visit
you
כפרי according to the fruit of
Jeremiah 23:2 pqd ylicm at
פקד I will visit
upon you
את --
Jeremiah 23:34 vpqdti yl haiw
ופקדתי I will visit
--
האיש person
Jeremiah 25:12 apqd yl mlc
אפקד I will make a visit
to
מלך the king of
Jeremiah 27:8 apqd yl hgvi
אפקד I will make a visit
to
הגוי nation
Jeremiah 29:32 pqd yl wmyih
פקד I will visit
--
שמעיה Shemaiah
Jeremiah 30:20 vpqdti yl cl
ופקדתי and I will visit
--
כל all
Jeremiah 36:31 vpqdti yliv vyl
ופקדתי and I will visit
upon him
ועל and upon
Jeremiah 40:11 hpqid ylihm at
הפקיד he had entrusted
over them
את --
Jeremiah 44:13 vpqdti yl hivwbim
ופקדתי and I will visit
--
היושבים the settlers
Jeremiah 44:13 pqdti yl irvwlm
פקדתי I have visited
at
ירושלם Jerusalem
Jeremiah 51:27 pqdv ylih +psr
פקדו conscript
against her
טפסר a marshal
Jeremiah 51:44 vpqdti yl bl
ופקדתי and I will visit
--
בל Bel
Jeremiah 51:47 vpqdti yl psili
ופקדתי and I will visit
against
פסילי the graven images of
Jeremiah 51:52 vpqdti yl psilih
ופקדתי and I will visit
--
פסיליה her graven images
Jeremiah 52:25 pqid yl anwi
פקיד an officer
over
אנשי --
Hosea 2:15 vpqdti ylih at
ופקדתי then I will visit
on her
את --
Hosea 4:9 vpqdti yliv drciv
ופקדתי then I will visit
on him
דרכיו his ways
Hosea 4:14 apqvd yl bnvticm
אפקוד I will visit
--
בנותיכם your daughters
Hosea 12:3 vlpqd yl iyqb
ולפקד and will visit
on
יעקב Jacob
Amos 3:2 apqd ylicm at
אפקד I will visit
upon you
את --
Amos 3:14 vpqdti yl mzbkvt
ופקדתי I will visit
--
מזבחות the altars of
Zephaniah 1:8 vpqdti yl hwrim
ופקדתי that I will visit
--
השרים the nobility
Zephaniah 1:9 vpqdti yl cl
ופקדתי and I will visit
--
כל all
Zephaniah 1:12 vpqdti yl hanwim
ופקדתי and I will visit
--
האנשים the men
Zephaniah 3:7 pqdti ylih acn
פקדתי I visited
on her
אכן nevertheless
Psalms 109:6 hpqd yliv rwy
הפקד make officiate
over him
רשע a criminal
Job 34:13 pqd yliv arxh
פקד has given visitation rights
to him
ארצה earthward
Job 36:23 pqd yliv drcv
פקד has visited
on him
דרכו his way
Ezra 1:2 pqd yli lbnvt
פקד has entrusted
me
לבנות to build
Nehemiah 11:9 pqid ylihm vihvdh
פקיד an officer
over them
ויהודה and Judah
Nehemiah 11:14 vpqid ylihm zbdial
ופקיד and officer
over them
זבדיאל Zabdiel
2 Chronicles 12:10 vhpqid yl id
והפקיד and entrusted them
to
יד the hand of
2 Chronicles 34:17 hmpqdim vyl id
המפקדים the officials
and into
יד the hand of
2 Chronicles 36:23 pqd yli lbnvt
פקד has entrusted
me
לבנות to build
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stealthedgamingawaking · 3 years ago
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boxexpert · 4 years ago
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starsofjewels · 4 months ago
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HPQD: Pets
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This has been in my drafts for a hot minute, and I feel like it's time to have the second installment of the HPQD series before I start writing smut pieces 🤭. Enjoy xx
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Content: Language (Fenrir)
Barty Crouch (Sr)- Cat:
Contrary to popular belief, Barty will melt if you adopt an animal together. He grew up with dogs, as any good pureblood heir should, and a variety of kitchen cats and their numerous kittens. The moment you bring up wanting a pet he’ll scoff, and tell you he wants something that will be useful, and not simply another waste of food; an owl, perhaps, something bred to work. Of course, that’s not to say he won’t come with you to the pet shop, and the animal rescues, so that you don’t “make a foolish decision”. That is until the two of you come across a little kitten on one of your many trips to professional breeders. A perfect, grey little thing with darker stripes on her, the domestic tiger Barty would tell the breeder, who didn’t find it particularly funny. You have to take this cat home, you insist you do, and Barty agrees, more than happy to bring home his fluffy, weak little grey tiger. He spends countless amounts of money on this cat before it even sets foot in your house: the best, softest cat beds, the most expensive food and drink bowls, and luxury pet food that you are certain costs more than your trips to the market. It makes him happy, though, and you cannot deny him the pleasure of cradling the kitten in a towel and setting her down in your living room to explore your home, treating the thing as he would his own, human, child. You name the creature Lily (as in the tiger lily flower). Barty thinks he’s being quite clever, you say nothing. Lily, in true cat fashion, is not particularly stable in her showing of affection. She prefers you, but that may be because Barty’s office is quite cold, and he never lights the fireplace. Still, upon occasion Lily makes her rounds around the house, and you hear Barty talking to her as though she both understands and cares what he is saying. The cat, as it turns out, is a terrifyingly good mouser, and has even managed to snatch up a rat on occasion; you will never tell Barty how funny it is when he shrieks, finding a mouse running wild in his office, shrieking out for dear life.
Oh, Merlin! Darling, darling, come quick- There’s a mouse in the office! No, no I am not afraid of it, thank you, but I have work to do- And they carry all sorts of diseases. Can’t you teach Lily to leave them outside?
Fenrir Greyback- Tortoise:
The problem with Fenrir and certain animals is- well- wolves are natural predators. Cats? He will bark at it, make no mistake. Rabbits? Hamsters? Birds? You have about a day to bond with your precious pet, before it becomes nothing more than memories, feathers and fur. You suggest a dog, a new addition to his pack, he stares at you, half-offended: 
I’m a wolf! That’s essentially slavery, I can’t own a dog!
And so, you are left with limited options, and very little hope that you will ever find the pet of your dreams, much less something fluffy and cuddly. Fenrir attempts to fulfil your demands- Letting you snuggle him in his werewolf-y form. But he’s not always a wolf, and there’s a certain level of unnerving sentience when he looks at you, and licks you in some animal form of a kiss. By chance, one day at the office, you somehow end up in a conversation about one of your coworkers’ new tortoise, bought as a birthday present for her son. Just as you begin to question who would give a seven-year-old a rock with legs, you realise that a tortoise might just be the perfect animal for Fenrir, it comes with its own helmet, designed to keep it safe from predators. Your search for a tortoise ends in the local reptile shop, when you discover one no larger than your hand available for rehoming; a rescue tortoise, if you will. The operation to install a terrarium in your shed requires the assistance of a few of Fenrir’s Death Eater acquaintances, who teach you how to arrange the enchanted self-heating stones, and how you should properly assist the tortoise when it hibernates.
It takes Fenrir three full weeks of working in the shed to realise that his new companion lives there, and he freaks, like a child discovering a spider. He relaxes, eventually, in mild discontent that the reptile is taking over his space. He names him Lazy Fuck, but you call him Timmy. You can’t tell your new reptile-enthusiast friends the poor thing has such a name, after all.
God, does it do anything? All it does is sit around and eat that lettuce, lazy fucker- I have a name for him, Lazy Fuck! It suits him, doesn’t it? Well… you can call him Timmy, I’m calling him Lazy Fuck. 
Rufus Scrimgeour- Hunting Hounds:
Rufus is a little more serious when it comes to animals. He is a rather busy man, and his duties as Minister are much more important than taking care of a pet. After all, it wouldn’t be fair to leave the poor thing alone all day, and who knows how many nights, whilst you attend galas and dinners, and all of the perks that come with being the Minister’s little companion. You beg him for a dog, looking into doggy daycares close to the Ministry. A dog would need to be cared for whilst you are away, after all.He asks why you can’t just have a cat, or something small, and you give some vague response. 
Rufus caves solely on envy. 
He takes a weekend in the north, hunting, where one of his friends is accompanied by a small group of beagles. Because of those dogs Rufus does not win the competition they hold every hunt, and decides he must have his own pack of, much better, hounds. He gets himself a group of English pointers, which come in different, distinguishing colours, so he can tell them apart. More than likely, they all have classical names, from mythology, which he assures you are very well thought out- Think Marcus and Minerva, for the Roman gods of war and victory respectively. The house comes with ample space for the pointers to run about in the mornings and evenings, and upon disturbingly close inspection he eventually settles for a “luxury” dog care facility, the same one copious other ministers use for their own pedigree dogs. Rufus is rather happy with these dogs, but he quickly realises that it was you who begged for an animal, and he is not one to deny you. He comes home one day with a little, long haired dachshund, dressed up with a bandana in your favourite colour, and those tiny shoes rich people tend to buy for their dogs, named Frank Furter, of course. He will give in to the sausage puns, as long as they remain reasonably discreet, and you never tell people the dachshund has a surname. Frank stays with you in the house when Rufus goes out for his trips, running up to you with the prey his powerful siblings bring as though he helped.
I know you were upset the pointers are for my hunting, so I brought you a present. Look, don’t you love his little legs? He’s cute, isn’t he? Just like you, my love- here, I’ll put him down for you, why don’t you get to know each other?
Lord Voldemort- Guinea Pigs:
The Dark Lord’s household is cursed by snakes. He speaks to them in the darkness, large and small, and they come to him, as requested. They never hiss or bite in any way untoward, but you still find them everywhere. And it is not fair. He can call for serpents at any time, and yet you still have no pet to call your own. Nagini is long gone, returned to the ancient jungles, and mother to a clutch of snakes almost as large as she. He has his own history with animals, and not a pleasant one. As sure as you are that Lord Voldemort has matured from his days as the orphan, pre-magical Tom Riddle, something leaves you unsure. There is something odd about his behaviour, as he coos at the grass snakes who appear in the garden, and sneak into the warmth of your kitchen over the winter. Enough is enough, you deserve a pet too. 
Your home has ample outbuildings you can use to your heart’s content. He has no reason for them but simple storage, and merely batting your eyelashes and asking for one for your personal use will get you exactly what you’d like.
And you would like pets.
The Dark Lord puts his head to the table and groans when you ask him for animals. Eventually, he hands you pamphlets and brochures for all of the best Guinea pig breeders in the country. You may find it strange, but he has his reasons: Hamsters are irritating and die in odd ways, cats and dogs require too much attention, and he will not let you disgrace the name of serpents by trying to put one around your neck and wearing it as a statement piece to freak out Lucius Malfoy.
You get two female Guinea pigs- One black and white, the other brown and white, with fluffy hair you could brush if you so wanted to. They are named Lolli and Pop, and you will never explain why your new animal friends have such odd names; you just think it’s funny, but you pretend there is some deep-seated meaning as to why. 
The Death Eaters find it hilarious that the Dark Lord owns a pair of Guinea pigs, and even more hilarious when you begin fashioning tiny robes for your pets, complete with a selection of hats. He doesn’t particularly mind, not now that his followers have made it a point to give him Guinea pig-related items as opposed to candles and jewels. He has saved a small fortune on food and toys for your pets, after all.
Ugh- Another luxury grooming set from the Rookwoods. Is this amusing because of your little rats, or because I am hairless? Both? I thought as much. Put this with the others, and be thankful the money you are saving me on products for those infernal beasts is greater than a little childhood teasing. They said thank you? They cannot talk, dear.
Igor Karkaroff- Class Fish:
Igor despises all animals. He will accept no debate or argument on this. He hates them. There is no heartwarming moment when you bring him a stray dog and he falls in love with it, or an orphaned owlet you raise together- No animals. Full stop. You have very little options, as he will find a pet in your home in a matter of hours, and have you send it back from whence it came. But, you realise, he has no power over your classroom or your office. He may be High Master, but your rooms are yours to decorate as you see fit, and you want an animal. It doesn’t take very long to decide on either a reptile or something aquatic- Small rodents are noisy, and not much fun to play with during the day, anything too big is off limits completely. You think of a bunny rabbit, but it would be cruel to keep the poor thing in a tiny cage, when it should be out roaming the grass. It comes down to the popular vote of your upper classes, who all decide you should have an aquarium. Fish are more relaxing to look at, apparently. Working in a school with students whose pocket money amounts to more than your entire yearly salary comes in quite handy for acquiring an aquarium, an impulsive purchase from a boy’s mother, brought to you from years in their cellar, and very quickly you begin to amass a collection of items for said fish: live plants, gravel and even the fish itself. One of your juniors brings you a beautiful, red and pink betta fish in a little bag, and you are more than happy to take him in. Igor knows you’re up to something, now that you’ve barred him from entering your classroom, and have sworn all of your students to complete secrecy. He won’t ask, he assumes you’re having a moment, and are doing something odd- His current bet is painting your classroom orange.  
Although you are a little sad that your betta fish cannot live with any fishy friends, you understand that the creature will probably turn violent, and you cannot handle the possibility of explaining a fish massacre to a collection of twelve-year-olds.
The name of your new pet is put up to vote, again, and they decide, in shockingly agreeable fashion, that  it will be called Igor Sharkaroff, one of your personal favourite name options, and the one you voted for. 
Igor, unable to handle the mystery any longer, forces himself into your classroom, only to be met with his namesake fish. He rolls his eyes, tuts to you in words you know are swears and leaves, never to speak of the fish again. 
Until he finds out you've named it after him. 
Yes, I know I told you the classroom was yours to decorate, but I did not mean this! Ugh- No, the name is not funny, it’s a disgrace... Alright, it is a little bit funny, but I am not burying that thing when it dies. What do you mean, fish funeral?
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