#HOW YOU HAVE EVERYONE GAGGING FOR IT
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AYYYYYYYYY I finally finished it
#emmrich volkarin#dragon age emmrich#It is the Virgin Kink Fic#I wrote in his POV#B/c like... Listen...#“I know perfectly well what I am doing” OH DO TELL#DO TELL. EMMRICH#HOW YOU HAVE EVERYONE GAGGING FOR IT#this motherfucker put worms in my brain
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Thinking about @gehtsis’s children and how terrifying it would be to get their team assigned to help you escape from a mystery dungeon.
If these are what my heroes look like I'm 99% certain I'd be screaming and running the other way. Menacing cryptid-looking grim reaper and cursed psychic clay doll. I love them.
#I know you said to go wild with their designs while drawing these two in the post formally introducing them#but I loved Erida’s design as you’ve drawn her too much to take many liberties with her#Gaia meanwhile got scarring on her arms that i hc is from her using Hyper Beam with a tad too much zest while defending Erida#and vaguely eyelash-like markings (I enjoy the idea of Gaia basically having the PMD equivalent of Adonis-level attractiveness---#--- like. she's looks like she's chiseled by a master sculptor who was in the mood to give everyone on earth the most lamentable crushes---#--- and I thought it would be funny to give her eyelash-resembling markings as a bit of goofy humor bc of how funny it'd be to---#--- pair this trait up with a bishie sparkle effect.#The bishie sparkle gag specifically needs to have Erida in the bg looking like she hasn't slept a full 8 hours in her life imho.)#On another note Gehtsis did you see the Ultra Sun pokedex entry for claydol???#“If it gets wet its body melts. When rain starts to fall it wraps its whole body up with its psychic powers to protect itself.”#I'm imagining Gaia being completely unaffected by a torrential downpour and Erida is standing next to her looking like a drowned rat#I don't know why I'm being so mean to Erida rn I seriously love her so much. I just show that love through bullying I guess ^^;#pmd oc#pmd ocs#pokemon mystery dungeon#pokémon mystery dungeon#pmd explorers#pmd eos#pmd sky#pmd2#pmd#stuff by sofie
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I watched Scott’s Real Life video first because he and Joel are the main two I watch, which is ironic because of their ongoing in-game feud and very different personalities, video styles, general vibes, etc., but I digress.
My first thought when I saw the title was “Yay, another life series!” My second thought, upon seeing Joel standing in the circle, was “Oh my gosh, Joel, three SMPs at the same time? Why does he do this to himself?” Then, after watching for a bit, I was like, “Okay, never mind, this an April Fools video, still fun though.” And then I proceeded to enjoy the silliness and binge everybody else’s videos.
Let me tell you, watching Martyn’s video before Scar’s and hearing Scar yell that he’d fallen out of his wheelchair, I was really worried, and I immediately searched for Scar’s video to make sure he was okay. I’m glad he’s alright, I bet that was scary.
On another note, do y’all consider Cleo’s win cannon? Cause I do! Go Cleo, she deserved this.
I’m kinda sad it wasn’t Joel or Jimmy though, I got really excited when I realized how well Jimmy was doing. He got, what, 7th place? The canary curse has officially been broken!
This post has gotten way longer than I intended. Oh well.
#this was fun#watching everyone having no idea how to work the vr was a blast#I felt for Joel#poor guy#I also get really bad motion sickness#especially when doing anything vr#I watched his and Gem’s videos back to back#and let me tell you#hearing him gag a bunch#made me laugh#and also wince in sympathy#and seeing everyone’s irl cameras was so funny#watching them lay on the floor was hilarious#anyhoo#trafficblr#traffic life#real life#real life smp#scott smajor#dangthatsalongname#joel smallishbeans#martyn inthelittlewood#goodtimeswithscar#zombiecleo#I’m so happy she got the w#good for her#jimmy solidarity#geminitay#I guess?#idk I mentioned her in the tags so I’ll tag it just to be safe
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Artfight mods consider my profile picture to be the height of body horror :/ (has 7 eyes. apparently 6 is the maximum of eyes they allow. let's not talk about how the random character function is almost unusable because you will land into extreme untagged fetish characters every other roll, but hey, priorities)
#like i feel it's a running gag how you can't easily interact with people outside of your artfight circle bc you will find very weird stuff#i do think people are allowed to draw weird stuff mind you but filters don't get used for most of it#i landed on a character whose t*ts were bigger than the rest of the character itself#everyone knows about that person who makes everyone's hands and feet massive bc they have a thing for it#none of that is filtered#now#however#seven eyes???????? SEVEN eyes??? sorry sir only seven vagáinas#also the body horror rules are sure fun when last year they had vampires as a theme and everyone had gore and blood aaaaall over the place#i don't know greg a seventh eye may be less triggering than cannibalism and y'all didn't mind people drawing vampires eating people
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the only issue I have with Anders aside from the obvious is that putting an explosive in the chantry instead of the gallows was goofy
the toxic fumes from diy dyeing his coat vantablack soft-locked his neurons I fear
#correct me if if wrong but the gallows was originally a fortress no ? so taking it would be advantageous#take out the barracks > jailbreak the mages > fight and capture the remaining templars#and while theyre scrambling to put reinforcements on a ferry from the city literally just get everyone out on a boat#the gag is that if he actually spent those 6 years being as militant and unstable as fans believe he would have had a better plan#'umm explode the chantry' is not a plan you devise while scheming violent liberation for six years idk thats just how I feel#did not mean to type this much im just thinking out loud hi hello
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Bumblebee Week Day 3 - Bad Day
Don't stop, don't think, don't look back You're a bolt of lightning in the sky now Don't stop, don't think, don't look back I've pulled you in, nowhere to hide now Don't stop, don't think, don't look back You're a bolt of lightning in the sky now Don't stop, don't think, don't look back I've pulled you in, prepare to die now I am dark matter Your road to ruin I am dark matter I'm your undoing Bring me your soul Bring me your hate In my name you will create Bring me your fear Bring me your pain You will destroy in my name I am dark matter (Bring me your hate) Your road to ruin I am dark matter (Bring me your pain) I'm your undoing
Song: Les Friction - Dark Matter
#bumblebeeweek2023#bumblebee#transformers#maccadam#my art#sparkpulse au#ahhh i LOVE this song so much it illustrated how terrifying Bee can be you push him too much#because if Bee is having bad day then EVERYONE will have a bad day#tho he's not doing it on purpose as he's unaware of his eldritch nature#he just having a terrible time being a deception prisoner#and decepticons fucked around as found out which is a running gag for this continuity bc Megatron don't know how to quit#anyway dont make Bee feel horrible#in the beginning you could get away with it but as time passes and his spark shell is thinning and eroding#and his nature seeps through
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searched Makoto Naegi on a forum out of curiosity and got hit with the reminder that 98% of DR fans can’t stand Makoto Naegi and think he is the Blandest and Worst character ever created 😐. I wonder how it feels to be so incorrect and have such shit comprehension ability. I’d never want to know
#none of them actually played the game huh. none of them even TRIED to understand him#do people that talk like this understand that trying to live even a little bit like Makoto does is fucking insane??#these people can only stand a character if they wear their problems on their sleeves for everyone to see#and for which the story spends extra time explaining all their problems.#as a matter of fact every popular character in DR is someone for whom all that HAS happened#Taka is somewhat of an exception considering his backstory isn’t explained unless in FTEs#but every SDR2 character (notably except Teruteru who dies early and has more of a gag personality)#and characters with more drama at the forefront are all anyone bothers to pay attention to.#characters you have to dig at a little are left in the mud#it makes me insane. you guys are missing out on such a wonderful character with such inspiring qualities simply bc you have to work at it#part of the reason he’s so special is BECAUSE he’s normal!#BEING NORMAL ISNT A BAD THING!!!! you’d think considering how much everyone likes Hajime that would have gotten through to people#the fact that Makoto is a normal guy isn’t a flaw!! holy fuck!! try to understand a character beyond their introductions man!!!
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*drapes dramatically on the couch* I need more Simmers MCC content.
#minecraft championships#god i hope at least ONE of them is included in the new card/board game#like its not MCC without the simmers to me#mainly because I got into MCC via DrGluon#but also EVERYONE knows the Simmersin MCC#like IMAGINE the move sets for them lmao#and they have so many lil running gags and jokes#you know how you have people that make like fan made custom skins that are made just for fun right before an event?#maybe if I get better at whatever kind of style I have..I'll make some DrGluon ones....#the simmers need more rep#also I apologize for any extra spacing or zero spacing in these tags#my space key is messed up due to minecraft lmao
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non paralive moots im begging yuo listen to my wife singing
#i was behind the camera nd i never blinked once lookinf at him i will jeffthge killer style burnoff my eyelids so th better i can lookathimw#i need to put My oil in his pores#i woudl fry my food w his face oil i'll let him feed me cockroaches and set me on fire like the one vid of the guy w the cockroach as long#s i get to set him on fire back i hope they project this on time square toe curlinf music tha t makes me gag if i was a vampire and he was#n his period. strawberry jam im in the background of all the shots just watching him itmust be crazy goinf from ibuki imperialism#sitch to kenta character focus all rise for the anthem of every country ever united under one stupid greenfHIS EXTRA VERSE IS PLAYOING OAOO#kenta shimeji that deletes all my shit and only plays his songs#gonna recite thi slike a mantra to myself rock myself back and forth in a corner if i get out of a parakive concert itll look like attempte#murder but i did it all myself in will be the guardian angel to everyone who worked on this everything after gokuluck is opposite of peak#poo. opposite of peak is poodoodoo. imagine having to ppost yer music after peakuluck kenta solved all my problems ever I LOVE WHEN YOU#CAN HEAR KENTAS SNARKY SMILE his little Alrights and okays and buu!If the sneezing when someones talking ab you myth was true#he would be sneezy bc of me HANDSOME HIII HANDSOME how am i gonna talk to non paralive moots what do i even say Hello! How ar e you!#i cant do that anymore im the surprise man from freak month are you sure its alright are you sure UUGUHHHH THE LITTLE wikaioaiugh at beginn#ng i love music thanks for inventing music guys thanks for inventing handsome Lockjaw Parvo Tetnis Botfly kenta tetnis eerm i thought yousa#tetris ☝️‼️‼️‼️ EVERYONE SHUT UP HES SPEAKING. LISTEN LISTENthe world will be like that one scen e in the one movie where they all stop tal#EXTRA VERSE CUTIEBEAR I LOV E YOU YOU SOUND SO PRETTYYY WE FINALLY GOT PRETTY SOUNDING KENTA AWROOO BOW WOW !!!!!! ing when he heads upstai#and just look at him when claudio went how cute how fun how SWEET and also when claudio went i spit in it my saliva is now inside all of th#se peoples bodies thats me when kenta leaves his energy drinks unattended but dw itll add extra fizz Hi ryog A the only way to describe how#i feel about kenta is like claudio gregory shawn mendes you cast a Spell on me Spell on me! STILL ALIVE okau HES SO CUUUTE kenta i will hel#you dispose of every other groups bodies okau man i gotta draw salkenta after this day 1 of scarface I already feel my beast form taking p#HIIIIE KENTA RIDE ON RIDE ON INDEED WAUAUUAA WAUUAUAUUAUA WAUAUAUAUAU kachi toru made lets be like UTV and the archiver babydoll my face is#n fire and SOOOO ARE YOUUUU KENTA COVER OF EVERYTHING FOR APRIL FOOLS CROSSING MY FINGERSS NO POINT IN ACTIN LIKE I DONT LIKE HIM I FOOOOLD#IM YOURS cozmez long forgotten they can be locked in the dome forever for all i care salkenta time im going to sweep kenta off his feet pri#cess style MY PRINCESS YOU DID SO WELL I'LL REWARD YUOUUU youre right youre a musical genius my god my savior my everything you are light y#u are like a fallen angel to me im gonna go kiss him sloppy now and listen to His Own music and draw him GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE IM A GOKULU#K GIRL thank you for reading so far i really love kenta and he straight up changed my life i got rid of my ocd opened tabs so i could#watch the stream and i started drawing after 3 years and got back into music and made friends bc of him genuinely i love this guy so much#and no amount of content creation or words could ever convey it but i'll do s o either way i love this community i love my friends i lvoe m#paralive friends i love kenta. i lov ekneta i love kenta
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I AGREE its so crazy how zap gags weren't a thing.... like TTCC really popped off with that one! i understand TTR is moreso sticking closer to the way TTO was but WOW zap just feels so natural with a REALLY good mechanic that uses strategy in using squirt and its just so good.... also my favorite track
YEEEPP!! That's how I feel about it. Squirt and zap just mix well together. I also think the addition of an 8th gag track was also a good move, allowing for a nice rotation of combinations (like how lure-trap and throw-drop are together as a combo). And also its a nice even number. I also think it helps utilize squirt, idk just feels good to do in general. Of course, I don't really have anything to compare this to and it's just me speaking as a player of (currently) one server, so take what I say with a grain of salt.
It's my favorite too, zap warriors UNITE!!
#clemask#clemramble#this is also not me hating on tt r either#actually i probably dont have to space that out because this is going to appear in word search anyways but still#i know sometimes there's a little bit of competition (is that what youd call it)? between the two servers. i want it to be stated that#i do not care about server comp. play what you want. who cares. i think both servers have their pros and cons and finding value in what YOU#like is more important than which one is the “”best“”. I think TR does an amazing job of taking TTO and transforming it into something more#while also staying true to the original game. i love the fact it brings some of the old concepts that were originally scrapped or lost#i also like the toon events that they have. like there was the halloween one and if i believe correctly it had a parade in it?#SUPPPERR COOL. i shouldve atleast played a little during that time just to experience it. but to be fair during the school year my#playing in general is toned down a lot. im sure everyone reading this knows how it is#and obviously i like ttcc. it has mac and winn. i mean what who said that.theres a ghost in here....#and i can understand why people like or dont like each server. they all have pros and cons. but to me its like the two cakes image#sorry i felt the need to clarify bc i know im kindof exclusively a ttcc guy and me going 'ummmm well tt r doesnt have zap' might sound#like im hashtag hating but im not. tt r is awesome ok. i need to try it out one day.#i just really like zap as a gag. like anon stated i think it just really feels natural to the game#that water electric combo does wonders
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its interesting when ppl start discussing the experience u have had your entire life and calling it transphobic and stuff 👆 like damn ive been telling people this for years and now im rethinking everything
#the thing in question is saying you like everyone but cis men#ive been sayin this for many years. i just dont. or maybe i do but its such an intangible thing id never date one idk#but i saw someone discussing how excluding cis men others trans women (dont remember exact) phrasing and idk#i kinda saw their point#i still feel like i like everyone but cis men tho#i have had crushes on n dated cis girls transmascs n transfems#i dated a cis guy once but it was very.. if u know me u know i have obsessions with people and those can happen regardless of gender#it seemed to be one of those#before and after that cis men haven't even been in the question of attraction#maybe the fact i have one exception proves i actually do like them or something i dunno#ive also had the dilemma plenty where i want to just call myself lesbian but that sucks 2 any trans men i like so. i go back n forth on that#but i like to have some sort of warning sign on me that says If You Are A Cis Man Do Not Even Try To Date Me#bc cis men liking me irl makes me GAG dude i fucking cant handle it at all#the cis guy i dated was online so like. i could avoid the gag factor i think#but idk#that experience made me realize i could never ever date a cis man again which is classic lesbian expetience 77292929#it is not for me!#lucky strike
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don't you dare fucking judge me google
#i should specify that i am sober like im just Like This#anyway I gotta figure out what to put on my veggie burgers that doesn't have tomatoes in it :(#edit: this was a funny post and thank you to everyone for your suggestions#but i have texture issues and most sauces make me gag and realizing how fucked i am has been kind of a bummer
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"well as an autistic person i don't agree with this because i don't do this thing and" oh boy, wait until i tell you that autism is a SPECTRUM.
#hideawaysisposting#it is physically impossible to have one autistic person speak for everyone#that's the case for every group of disabled people but ESPECIALLY autistic people#experiences vary so wildly from person to person that it's difficult to even quantify the typical autistic person#because we're all different. some of us talk some of us dont#some of us can eat textured foods with no issue some of us cant do so without gagging five million times#some of us can mask all day and some of us cant mask period#so when you hear an autistic person talk about something you dont experience personally and youre tempted to say like#“well actually as an autistic person we dont” STOP. DONT SPEAK#just listen. because you dont do this#but other people do#and its important to listen to what they have to say#now how about YOU get that gigantic stick out of your ass and be quiet for once#if you know the person on here who provoked this i am so sorry
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you WOULD send an evil boop‼️
#okok i said to myself im gonna stop screenshotting and reacting to all my boops but also its very fun.#also. THE SHADOWBROKER? IS in my notifs.... top secret orbital boops. how ddid you find me. the shadow broker has boop dossiers on all of us#lululeighsworld#armour clanking#this is the best april fools gag. just nonsensical and just blink-and-you-miss-it everyones having fun with No Notifs Nmonday
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grieving that the winter king show is ass & we’ll never get a second season of starz camelot. if you need me i’ll be in my chambers. weeping.
#owain my boy morgan my girl merlin my grandpa they have defanged you all#you put the crazy murderer back into my problematic faves or so help me#they also um. how do i say this? made everyone able bodied?#why does hywel have two legs why does morgan have no burns or mask why does nimue have two eyes why does derfel have two hands#i’m waiting for an answer you fucking hacks why did you remove all the disability#imagine cutting lancelot so we have more screen time for uther i’m fucking gagging#can’t have anything nice#my post
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#let my hairdresser cut bangs and felt instant brutal Regret#then went for lunch with a friend and spent the whole time convincing myself i was a detestable insufferable freak every time i spoke#could barely eat because new medication makes me feel nauseous as fuck#THEN felt so nauseous on the drive home i had to pull over and gag into the gutter for a few mins#(not even puking because nothing came up just gagging)#the totally normal mentally healthy urge to message your friends and ask them if they hate you (they don’t) (get over it sam)#anyway how’s everyone else’s day going#delete soon just having a Moment#it’s fine thank you tumblr for being the anonymous cringe website where i can exorcise this shit lmao#zin personal
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