#HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO BLIND

[the-catboy-minyan]

I would like to publicly apologize for spreading misinformation on my blog. it was irresponsible of me, I should have made the proper research before publicly posting false information, and yet I've recklessly spread Israeli propaganda multiple times. I'm deeply ashamed for my actions now that I see the truth, and I will reflect on my actions and try to do better in the future.

hamantachen with poppy seeds actually tastes really good.

[dawnthefluffyduck]

@exodus-raine holy crap you're so right, how could I have forgotten about her D:

The floor chalk was MADE for her

[hinakyuu]

why am i shocked that it turned out like this. of course it’s in 5. of course. they lost it all in game 5 last year and they’re going to reverse all that in game 5 THIS year

[floofle-universe]

Ok but why was he baby girl tho? AKAAKKSDFFF

[upyr-boo]

chidi not putting his gun away until tracker pulls his hand through the knife fully; only unarmed when vincent’s safety is unthreatened & tracker’s loyalty is confirmed

[teacup-of-candlelight]

it just finally FINALLY connected in my head, that when Sam Riegal chose a gas can as his new flask for C3, it was not simply because it was super heckin big ... BUT BECAUSE HIS CHARACTER IS A ROBOT.

[misty-wisp]

oh my fucking god i should make a sim for omoris and sunnies

[sneakystorms]

NOT TO MENTION POLISH LIT... ANUSIA FROM THE DELUGE... ŁĘCKA FROM THE DOLL... JAGIENKA FROM PEASANTS... GAHHH

[tysonfurybattlepass]

WAIT. therapsid susie. gorgonopsid susie. LYCANOPS SUSIE. holy fucking shit

[chessalein]

W- What? No! *nervously checks her bank app* Oh my god... Its true!

Hello police? Just got robbed. Yes of course I know who they were. It was me. I robbed myself this who- ... Hello?

son of a bitch when you spend money the money goes AWAy

[beanie-babie-vents]

So this happened last night -

Me : *complaining about how long I was at work and how bad my legs have been hurting all day, literally just trying to have a normal conversation*

My dad : "See, this is why you need to get the surgery, so you can do normal things."

What I so desperately wished to say : Yeah, well you're obsessed with me getting this breast reduction, this is why you need TO SHUT UP

[elibean]

YUTAKA NAKAMURA WAS INVOLVED IN ANIMATING THAT DRAGON FIGHT IN FRIEREN!??????

[laferrassie]

WAIT A MINUTE in recent pictures of aaron where is his grey streak. in black mirror too. where is it

[bogglle]

ur so right

leon: and I quickly became homophobic-

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

This wine tastes like pigs blood!

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[starry-bi-sky]

my martha knight au in a nutshell:

Danny/Martha: see up here?

Danny/Martha: *taps skull*

Danny/Martha: intense psychological damage

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Danny/Martha: *upon finding out she's pregnant*

Danny/Martha: oh my god i cant be a mom, I'm fifteen and homeless--

Danny/Martha: im going to be a terrible mother--

Danny/Martha: i live in a cAR--

Danny/Martha: what if the baby inherits my powers? Oh no--

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Danny/Martha post giving birth: i've only had Bruce for a minute and a half but if anything were to happen to him i won't even need to fuse with Vlad, I'm razing this goddamn planet to the ground myself

Danny, to Baby Bruce: you are the last remaining thread of my sanity. I'm going to give you the world :)

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Danny/Martha prior to getting pregnant: Fuck it, if everything in my life has led to this moment, i'm allowed to make one stupid decision. I'm getting drunk and getting laid

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Danny/Martha while Bruce was a toddler: i swear to fucking god i am going to kill the next person who talks to me--

Bruce: hi mommy!! i brought you something!!!

Danny/Martha, immediately flipping on a dime: hi baby!! what do you have?

Bruce, a weird child like his mother: a spider :)

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Danny/Martha, talking to Falcone after he made an unsavory comment at her and Bruce: If you ever come near me or my son again, I will dig up your shithead father's corpse and make you eat his skin.

Danny/Martha: do you understand me

Falcone:... crystal, ma'am

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Danny/Martha new in Gotham: *getting mugged*

Danny/Martha: *grabs man's arm*

Danny/Martha: I AM GOING TO BREAK YOU IN HALF LIKE A TWIG, FUCK BOY, DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH--

(she then proceeds to terrorize Gotham's night life for the next extended period of time, mostly unintentionally)

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Danny/Martha: Danny Fenton?? No. you must be mistaken, my name is Martha Knight.

Danny/Martha: this here is my littlest knight, Bruce.

Danny/Martha: I made him all by myself :]