#HOW!!!!!!!!

[hiwelcometothemonstersancturary]

if i had a nickel for every time a goth boy named theo with a crush on a guy who's all sunshine and rainbows became the adopted son of a god/powerful entity who eventually made a plan to kill everything including said boy and himself as a very bad way of coping with trauma, trapping everyone in a cycle of torment, despair and violence because said entity doesn't believe in a better tomorrow, leading to giving the boy religious trauma and isolating him from his loved ones for years before he finally starts healing, i would have two nickles, which isn't a lot but hOW THE FUCK DID POPPY PLAYTIME AND MY OWN BOOK WITH +700K WORDS MANAGED TO HAVE THIS EXACT SAME PLOT LINE–

[karofsky]

being good and productive and working and generally offline-ish today and then decided to check instagram and harvey's out here posting videos of chris from I guess their fun intimate karaoke party last night. can I please manifest $5000 can I please trade these powers for something that doesn't constantly make me fall to the floor

[stonerzelda]

face of a guilty motherfucker that just scared the absolute shit out of me after stealing a frozen fuckin chicken wing off the counter BONES AND ALL. fucker decided hed rather die choking on it than unclench his jaws from my bleeding hands whilw i tried to SAVE HIM

[katiefratie]

If Otohan downs Kiki in one round im suing Matt Mercer personally

WHAT VAX!!!!!! HOLY FUCK PH MY GOD HES HERE!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK I LIED MATT I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!

[asexualbookbird]

book club is attacking me personally

[bugsinthebayou]

cunty sukuna

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[teffiebell]

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

[eternalgirlscout]

did some math based on adventurer's bible stuff about average sizes of tallmen & half-foots & the canon heights of the characters and. chilchuck is the half-foot equivalent of 6'5

[wizardpotions]

Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.