#HOOOOLY SHIT THIS EPISODE

[viral-spirals]

post an image that traumatized your fandom, ill go first

[avnasace]

well hey i wanted more of gil-galad this episode, but ill gladly take 5 seconds of him stylishly cutting orcs apart, it helped ease the depression i felt looming after celebrimbors scenes at least...

[song-writer-melo-wrath]

[voice shaking] I love Arcane, I wish gay people were real

[illuschism]

The Big O

Episode 14: Roger The Wanderer

[lilydvoratrelundar]

what they dont tell u about gastroscopies is that the fucking suck

[coldforestnight]

“Maybe the poison drips through.”

[mandatory-ftmbreeder]

Some people have been asking so here’s the story of how i had a threesome with myself (trans guy), my boyfriend (cis guy), and our new fwb who is a divorced single father of 3 (cis guy) tldr; i understand why this guy has 3 kids cuz i would also let him put a baby in me again and again.

FOR REFERENCE: Single father = D, my bf = P.

I was traveling all day on the 28th (had TWO flights to get back to where i live) and i didn’t get home till 1 am. But thankfully D was still up to meeting up with us despite the late hour and we got to his house at 2 am.

We walk up to his front door and I can see this man is watching freaking heroes of the storm gameplay on his tv, he opens the door and is wearing a onesie lmfao. We walk in, its a small but very cozy house with a large couch. I sit on the couch in the middle with D to my left and P to my right. We talk about random video game shit for a bit, glance thru his tv and put on a random anime episode. During this my bf is cuddled up to my side and I’m moving my leg closer to D till its pressed against his.

D gets up to get water and my bf whispers to me that I should put my hand on D’s lap when i get back. D returns, it takes me awhile, but I eventually do put my hand on D’s thigh. It doesn’t take long before he’s doing the same to me. We talk a bit more like this, starting to rub each other’s thighs, we change the tv to 21 jump street, laugh at the stupid shit in the beginning, and then my bf starts encouraging me to put my hand on his dick. Slowly, I start to rub where I think D’s dick is and eventually I find it and shit. He’s already fully hard.

I’m also rubbing my bf’s dick with my other hand while I do this. Both of them are rubbing higher and higher on my thighs and D is rubbing my cunt through my shorts. I tug at D’s onesie and he opens it up for me and this man is FULLY naked underneath it. I grab his dick and start jerking him off. Bf tells me to return the favor and yanks off my shorts and boxers.

D gets down between my legs and starts eating me out with a passion. Clit sucking, lapping at my hole, going crazy. My bf takes off his bottoms as well and we end up in this triangle where D is eating me out, I’m jerking off my bf, and my bf is sucking D’s cock.

We move to the bed and I lick/suck D’s dick for a bit (but i have a small mouth and my jaw gets tired very easily unfortunately). Thankfully my bf LOVES sucking cock so my bf tells me to ride D’s face while he sucks D’s dick. We do this for a bit before I move down and start to ride D.

and holy fuck. Hooooly. Fuck. The moment this older man’s dick is in me I can tell I am in for a good fucking time. It fills me up so fucking good, stretches me and goes in me deep without hurting me (I’ve taken a dick way too big before that DID hit too deep and hurt me.) and even though I’m riding D, he’s also very actively participating and fucking right back up into me. Shit. It felt so good. I end up also slobbering all over my bf’s dick while D fucks my brains out and I bounce on it like a mindless slut. From this point onwards my brain is a mess because that dick renders me incapable of proper thought.

We fuck like that for awhile before my legs get tired so I lay on my back, legs spread open wide by D. And then D gets out this amazing huge powerful wand vibrator and thats when I know I am REALLY, REALLY in for a good time. Getting fucked by this man while a vibrator on my clit is so FUCKING GOOD. While this is happening sometimes I’m jerking off my bf or sucking his dick, or D is sucking his dick.

D decides to give my bf a turn fucking me. Bf mating presses me while I open my mouth wide and stick my tongue out and let D rub his cock all over my tongue and lips. I also suck on the tip and lick up and down it too. Moaning like a fucking bitch in heat. Doing this until my bf cums inside me.

Then we change positions again so I’m on my back, ass hanging off the side of the bed, while D stands up and fucks me. Back to using the vibrator again and this shit is fucking magical. And let me tell you all… D knows how to fuck. This man knows. how. to. fuck. He doesn’t hesitate to move me around however he wants, spreading my legs wide, folding me practically in half, yanking me closer to him so he can fuck me better. He puts his hand on my lower pubic area and pushes upwards so it pulls back the foreskin on my clit so i can feel the vibrator against it better AND HE DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO ASK IF I WANTED IT. HE JUST KNEW IT WOULD FEEL GOOD FOR ME. (Probably because I clench really hard when something feels really good but yknow lol)

At this point we have to take a short 5 min water break (neither D nor I have cum yet, bf did cum and is just chilling) and my hair is literally WET and matted with sweat.

D and I go back to fucking in the same position. I end up taking control of the vibrator while he keeps fucking me. Bf is whispering naughty shit to me, telling me how much of a slut I am, how much I very obviously enjoy this, while D says how fucking tight and good my hole feels. D ends up cumming inside me and a few seconds later I’m able to make myself cum with D’s cock still in my cunt and holy. fucking. shit.

I screamed so loud my bf thought I was giving BIRTH. Listen, when I cum, I’m usually a quiet guy. I rarely make any noise and if I do its usually a few quiet whimpers. But this time… I genuinely could not fucking control myself and I was screaming LOUD. I wasn’t playing it up, I wasn’t faking it, that shit was from the SOUL. My orgasm is so fucking overwhelming it lasts a solid 45 seconds and i’m nearly screaming the entire time and my legs are shaking so hard D has to hold me up. Towards the end of my orgasm D pulls out of me and I can feel a thick string of cum leak out and go right down my entire ass.

My bf and I were literally laughing at each other after I finished orgasming like “um holy shit what the HELL was that???” girl idfk either.

And afterwards I felt very at peace with myself and so deeply satisfied all I could do was laugh and be sleepy till we got home and fell asleep.

Thanks for reading my sexcapade. Hopefully I’ll have more in the future with D to tell about later.

[enriquemzn262]

Talking about anime, time to mention the shows I’m watching this season:

Dandadan

I remember trying the manga when it first came out, dropped it after the second chapter since I fucking hate high school shit, but the anime looked well animated and the intro kicks ass, so I gave it a second chance and hooooly shit, it’s really fucking good! The start is indeed sloppy, but once aliens and spirits make their debut, it’s all uphill from there!

Great animation, characters and fight scenes galore, plus a surprisingly heartfelt and tragic story in the seventh episode, 10/10 so far!

Ranma 1/2

I grew up with the OG series, so it holds a special place in my heart, and man if the remake hasn’t disappointed me in the slightest! Great animation, amazing music, the characters feel even more charming than before, and even Akane got toned down from her bitchy self I still clearly remember from way back when.

Apparently the adaptation is much closet to the manga than the OG series, hence why it has faster pacing and somewhat more mellowed characters, and after reading that that means that piece of shit happosai is no longer becoming a recurring nightmare, I can honestly say I’m even more excited for this one !

Dragon Ball Daima

I’m latino, if I don’t watch this I’ll be banned from ever enjoying arepas again… Naw, I’ve been watching Dragon Ball for basically all my life, so of course I have to watch this one, plus OG DB was always my favorite, and this one truly captures the essence of that story!

Also, since its kid Goku again, his stupidity, which Super turned up to 11 for no good reason, finally makes in-universe sense, so that’s another plus!

TsumaSho

What everyone, myself included, wrote off as yet another ultra degenerate anime, this time about a dead wife reincarnating as a 10-year okd child, turned out to be quite the wholesome, if ultimately tragic (especially after the last episode ) series about a broken family of a dad and an adult daughter slowly recovering from 10 years of grief and darkness after the said death wife AND mother comes back and basically tells them “time to get your shit together you stupid idiots”, which, they do.

The mom character is the best, as while she’s reconnecting with her old family, she has to deal with her new one in the form of a broken divorced mom who keeps unintentionally hurting her, all because her own home life was a living nightmare, while her love life is nothing but betrayals.

It sorta reminds me of the weird telenovelas I used to watch at a friend’s house, but in a good way, don’t let the weird premise drive you off, it is not perverted in the slightest!

And that’s about it! I tried another anime about a slime girl, dropped it one episode in (I didn’t like its humor), then another about a sentient robot arm thing, dropped it after the third episode (mainly because the tone was all over the place), and another about the fan of a magical girl accidentally becoming evil, kinda like THAT degenerate anime from the beginning of the year, only not degenerate, gave it a try because of that, turned out to be the most boring shit I’ve ever watched in a long while.

Honestly, this season has been weak in terms of number of good shows, but man the ones that are actually good are FANTASTIC!

[horuslupercal]

got asked on the Guilliman post so

How Primarchs Cry (To Me)

Lion: represses and represses and represses and then hides away in a closet squished into the corner like a cat on its deathbed but otherwise cries pretty normally. do not point it out to him. gets defensive if you point it out

Fulgrim: gets headaches from crying so hard. keeps a handkerchief nearby because his face gets all gross. at some point in every hardcore crying session he verbally says, "enough." because it annoys him

Perturabo: trying everything in his power to give off the vibe that he never cries. takes every breath very carefully to make sure it's silent, confidently strides off away from this shit (hides away), etc

Khan: is fine, is fine, is fine, and then he's laying in bed and suddenly has to bolt upright to cry into his hands because holy shit that's sure a wave of emotion. it's okay, it'll pass, but hooooly shit at this exact moment it hurts. doesn't want to be seen but it's not the worst thing in the world if he is

Russ: crawls under Freki and Geri like when they were pups and cries for a good while. at some point he rolls over and runs his hand over his face and then grabs one of his brothers around the neck for a wrestle session and he's either fine or he's fine enough to keep on keeping on

Dorn: goes to a private room, does the "I am in control of my emotions" like Spock in that one TOS episode, and then spins around and puts his fist through the wall. opens the door with a hole in the wall and his hair no longer perfectly coiffed and his face blotchy and red and tells you he wasn't crying

Konrad: either silently weeping or wailing like a banshee. never in between. he doesn't choose which.

Sanguinius: the only primarch who can pretty cry but only up to a certain level. at some point he starts screaming and wailing like a fox caught in a bear trap and doubling over in pain and his hair gets all stuck to his face

Ferrus: throws tantrums. doesn't collapse to the floor like a toddler but does start breaking things. makes fun of the reason for his upset -- the mid-funeral roast session in some au where Fulgrim dies pre-heresy would get him cancelled on twitter because it's the only way he can deal with something that shattering. I'm pretty sure I got that headcanon from @luwupercal actually

Angron: cries for all sorts of reasons. sometimes the nails make him cry, not because they hurt or because he hates them but just because they're directly fucking with his brain chemistry. that's the kind of passive cry where he's crying but it's not an event, it's just his tear ducts doing their thing. used to seek out comfort from his siblings in the pit when he was crying from emotion, now he flips tables and screams

Guilliman: an asthmatic pug caught in a plastic ring. gasping for air, sounds like he's being strangled, the works. sounds like he's dying

Mortarion: also sounds asthmatic, on account of the asthma. his tear ducts don't work right so he doesn't really "cry" so much as hyperventilate and occasionally dry heave

Magnus: the crying is what it is, the psychic crying is the real event. his aura gets real sticky and slow and sad, like syrup, and has a tendency to kind of. contaminate other people with his grief unless he specifically stops it from doing that. I feel like he cries when he's mad, too

Horus: sits down and covers his mouth with his hand and puts his elbow on his knee and cries like that. for some reason I feel like it's especially weird for the luna wolves to see him cry -- it's always weird to see your parent cry, but it's extra weird for them and I'm not sure why. horus sitting on a couch crying with his head in his hands and two luna wolves sending panicked looks at each other 👍

Lorgar: compresses/hugs himself so hard he can't breathe, digs his nails into his skin, etc. we saw in the first heretic that he makes himself physically uncomfortable about grief and that's really stuck with me tbh. doesn't really.... know how to cry without also being in physical pain about it

Vulkan: bows his head and weeps, standing right where he is. weirdly bad at being okay with his own grief specifically -- he'll comfort a brother without issue, but his own makes him feel on edge and sedentary and he needs to move and do something and not stand here being sad, he needs to take action, he can't let it be sticky and slow

Corvus: repression king. he can't cry right now he's too BUSY. fuck this shit. and then there's a trigger and he shatters like a popsicle bridge with too much weight on it. the year of isolation before his departure definitely involved a blanket burrito

Alpharius Omegon: how do they need to cry for this scenario?

[tsundere-freak]

Hooooly shit the new episodes of Hazbin Hotel.. I. I don’t even have words to describe it other than “Holy Shit” (no pun intended?).

Edit: okay I think I’ve got my shit together 😅

Lucifer being a bit of a loser? Love him more than I thought I would. Alastor meeting Lucifer for 30 seconds and they IMMEDIATELY hate each other? Fukn gold(“Ha. Ha. Fuck you 😒” I wheezed) Alastor fishing Nifty out of the toilet was cuter than it probly should be lol Thought I’d like Mimsey from the pilot but eeeh. Husk angst? So sad..

Emily is a fukn gem. AngelDust being a good person and going so far as to stand up to Val? Screaming. Charlie and Emily’s duet? Immaculate. Vaggies backstory? Predictable, yet still shocking nonetheless (her scream in the flashback tho, fukn Stephanie B!)

Wooh. I feel exhausted 😅

[v-i-r-i-d-i-a-n]

After avoiding riptide for so long because of the hiatus and not wanting to not have content, and realizing how stupid that is cus I got like at least 20 eps left, I’m watching more

SO, FINALLY “what lies beyond” EPISODE 89 QUOTES AND FUNNY MOMENTS ‼️‼️

Condi;“Hey guys I’m Condifiction here with…Jacksepticeye, Markiplier and….Smolderman”

“Hey champ…everything okay in here?”

GILLION IS IN TIMEOUT LMAO

WE’RE GOING TO THE BEYOND SECTIONNNN YAYYY

Ykkkk the Black Sea doesn’t seem like a good idea I’m just saying

Gillion when the pearl says no;”Moms telling me no :((“

Gillion;”if you guys are curious God said it was a bad idea.”

JAY ARM WRESTLING WITH A LION LMAO

“Can I shoot him in the head dm???”

Gillion;”ID PREFER IF YOU DIDNT STRIP MY GRANDPEPA AT ALL :(((“

Chip;”Maybe Drey can search him!”

Drey;”What about me??”

Chip;”Hooooly shit you’re just everywhere man. 😟”

Gillion;”What was the relationship between you and my grandpepa?”

Chip;”Did you ever explore each others bodies?”

Drey;”WHAT. 😟”

Gillion;”You consider me and my grandpa allies right?”

Chip;”..yeah,”

Charlie;”I TACKLE HIM.”

Gillion;”HEY JAY YOU USING THIS GUNPOWDER??”

Jay visibly confused;”…no??”

Chip;”Gill…what are you doing????”

Chip;”I dunno, help me find him

Gillion;”Why don’t you ask him??”

Chip;”…”

Chip;”HOW. How Gillion??”

Grizzly. Grizzly where is Rufus Grizzly.

Gillion;”Hey Ollie, if you hear a sound from inside wanna jump through the window with me?”

Ollie;”I’ll throw you through the window!”

Gillion;”Ok, then I’ll throw you, through the window too so we can both be in there.”

JDHDKSJFHD OMG ANYONE BUT HIM PLS

[cr3ziy]

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OH MH GOOOOOOOOOOD I'M FEELING SICK IN 3000 DIFFERENT WAYS!!!!! THIS EPISODE IS PERFECTION!!!!

Ed protecting Stede, them just... I MEAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA😆😍🥰❤️❤️

But above all... IZZY FUCKING HANDS SINGING IN DRAG LA VIE EN ROSE BOTH IN ENGLISH AND FRENCH!!!!!! WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?!?! HOOOOLY SHIT!!!!!!!

Also... Stede's hand in Ed's hair I LOVE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH😍😍😍

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So let me get this gay

I've waited ALL the fucking week, ALL this hell of a day... FOR THIS?!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?!

ED YOU WERE SUPPOSED THE HEAL THE GOOD OMENS TRAUMA NOT MAKE IT WORSE!!!😭

Gosh I'm a wreck... AND THE NEXT ONE IS THE LAST?! SHOOT ME!!

[purplecatghostposts]

Top five miraculous episodes?

OOO alright alright!

Emotion. Not a huge shock to anyone who has witnessed me yap way too much about it but I’ll do it again and that’s a THREAT. I just love seeing the full spectrum of emotions (ha!) from Félix. He was already an interesting character to me from episodes like Gabriel Agreste and Strike Back but this episode bumped him up to number one and changed my life forever. RIP to Red Moon, my favorite senti, you are a tragedy </3.

Risk/Strike Back. Because they’re a two-parter, I’m counting them as one but these episodes were so GOOD. The Tension. The Twists. The ending completely changing the game for how things would be in Season 5. Also Flairmidable just, in general.

Gabriel Agreste. I know, shocker that the Félix Enjoyer’s top five episodes has three Félix-centered ones but this one was just so GOOD. It was very satisfying to see someone oppose Gabriel specifically. ALSO the subplot of Marinette pretending to be a terrible waiter and all the cute art of Knight Marinette and Princess Adrien? That is EVERYTHING!

Heroes Day/Mayura. I LOVED these episodes when they came out. The first time Full Hero Team fought together? The bits of banter when they’re all fighting together? Having to fight SO many villains in the first place? The reveal of what the Peacock did and Mayura in general? It’s all so GOOD!! Also there’s a sweet moment at the end!!

Passion. Not only is it a Kwami Swap episode but it’s also got one of THE most attractive Akumas, Safari, and hooooly shit is it a good episode. I’m have a great time all around. Also the reason for switching is pretty clever, especially on Adrien’s part! Just all around good things to say here.

Honorable Mentions To:

The Origins, because I love seeing how they started out, and of COURSE the umbrella scene.

Pretension, for Félix and Kagami alone, but also some genuinely clever moves from Félix!

Representation, not just for Holy Shit Backstory but ALSO, Adrien fighting his dad like he deserves to.

Sandboy, because I love the ‘Face Physical Manifestations Of Your Fears’ trope and all the kwamis interacting AND “Plagg? Nooo they turned you into a sock!”

Chat Blanc, for Chat Blanc.

Ikari Gozen, for making Kagami one of my favorite characters on the spot, and also the start of my love for Marigami.

Wishmaker, for having the BIGGEST GLOW UP for a character I didn’t care about until this episode.

Psycomedian, for being probably one of the funniest episodes.

And probably a bunch of others because I kept looking at episodes and being like, “Oh, I liked this one! And this one! Anddd this one!” And the honorable mentions are TOO LONG NOW so I’m cutting myself off.

Thank you so much for the asks!! I’ve been thoroughly reminded all of the parts I love about this silly show <33

(Send me an ask for a top five of something and I’ll do it!)

[queerfables]

I'm three episodes into Fellow Travelers hooooly shit when Hawk gets pushy and Tim immediately does whatever he says 🔥🔥🔥 Truly I love the way they slip in and out of this d/s dynamic so effortlessly. And then they threw in some light incest kink ("I could be your cousin" "...nephew.") as a gift for me specifically. This show really knows how to push my buttons.

[vonlipvig]

HOOOOLY SHIT genevieve did it, they got kishan.........honestly, good for her.

but yeah, that was a FUN episode. i WISH people would stop losing their votes so they could PLAY......but hey, the red tribe dynamics are CRAZY rn. and all things considered, 1) i still have sol YIPPEEEEE, and 2) no rome blindside tonight but IT WILL HAPPEN. AND IT WILL BE DELICIOUS.

[bylerclub]

They read the script of the last episode. HOOOOLY SHIT!!!!!