#HOLY SHIT IM HOINGS TO CRY

[sy5tem3rr0r]

LIFE IS GOOD we're living the best times Yacchan finally kissed Toono god bless happy happy we cheer hooray amen alleluia so beautiful

[coridallasmultipass]

Goddddd, Dorothy is waifu for laifu, I s2g. Can't wait to see what conditional saviour bullshit she pulls from this stunt.

[sanjiafterhours]

Pre-timeskip thoughts :

I just finished pre-timeskip and before i get into fishmen arc here are some thoughts

Favorite Strawhat : Sanji, Luffy

Favorite non-Strawhat : nefertari vivi, Bonclay

Other characters I liked : Dr Kureha (girlboss), the baratie workers, portgas d Ace (*sobs uncontrollably*), Hachi the octopus, Vivi's duck karoo, boa hancock, Rayleigh, ivankov HEEHAW,

Favourite friendships : zoro-luffy, zoro-chopper, sanji-ace (sobs uncontrollably), nami-usopp, Luffy-vivi, Luffy-bon chan

Favorite island : Little Garden, Water 7

Favorite Villains :

Captain Kuro and the kuro neko pirates were good and i liked the unique fighting style they had (siam and buchi, then jango was hilarious as hell etc)

Don krieg was the scum of earth but he made the story progress into something more serious and thrilling.

Sawtooth Arlong, the fishmen were all intimidating as hell and the whole arc was filled to the brim with excitement

The Baroque works concept was very cool with all the code names and i felt eager to find out the powers of the duos being revealed slowly. I liked Ms. Goldenweek and Ms doublefinger and would love to see more of them in the future. Finally Crocodile served well as a villain and later as an ally.

Skypiea Eneru (enel?idk) was so formidable and his power was so very unique from all the villains up till that arc, so it was very refreshing to watch. Plus the priests and their fighting style was a good introduction to haki (called as mantra) and its influence in a fight. (Strawhats' fight with satori was fun HOH HO HO).

CP9 were all parts of ruthless and annoying about their government assigned crimes but i like that Chapapa guy the most, he's cute asf and Rob Lucci turning into a tiger gave me a shock lmao. But damn rob lucci as a shipwright was some hot shit

Aokiji gave me blood pressure from how angry he makes me but him letting go off robin in water 7 and all that time ago in ohara, he has left an impression and I'm looking forward to find out more about him

Bartholomew Kuma gave me the HOLY FUCK OH SHIT OH GOD FUCK HE IS HERE AGAIN jolts but then turned out to be a nice person with mysterious lore that im eager to find out so he deserves a place here. Plus his paw paw power is cute

Perona's negative hollow power was hilarious and she's a nice cutie girl who considers zoro a boytoy like me and Luffy so that's a plus

Favourite devil fruit power so far : tori tori no mi : model phoenix (marco) i like the flight and his regeneration power

Favourite moments : Enies Lobby Sogeking shooting down the govt flag as the strawhats announce war against them, sabaody archipelago Luffy punching a celestial dragon (GOAT Luffy), marineford Luffy punching Garp (GOAT LUFFY), Luffy crying after Ace's death, Luffy punching bellamy

Favourite fights : Luffy vs kuro pirates, Luffy vs Crocodile final battle in alabasta, Sanji on the train fighting that ramen guy, zoro vs hachi, little garden final battle

a few tears may or may not have been shed : Chopper's backstory, going merry funeral, little Luffy being kidnapped :(, marineford ace-Luffy

Best arc : Arlong, Little garden, Enies Lobby, Thriller Bark (i love spooky things and tb was hilarious)

Thoughts on the Strawhats :

Luffy : I've grown to love him a lot. His innocence, childlike excitement and badbitchery have rizzed me up, your honor. Also he is a musical genius, minami no shimawa has been SOTY for decades. Plus I really love Luffy's eating moments. He looks so cute and stupid and it melts my heart so much i know a Luffy mukbang show would go SO HARD

Zoro : His backstory felt a bit lukewarm but he later made up for everything. He turned out to be so thoughtful, brave and selfless, especially, zoro's character got new dimension during water 7 saga and ofc thriller bark zoro is one for the history books.

Nami : at first she irked me a bit, but after knowing her backstory, I started loving her. She's strong, resourceful, selfless and smart.

Usopp : his quirks, especially during the G-8 filler arc after skypiea, Usopp's CONDORRRIANO still cracks me up like no other. And him getting all the protective religious gears and garlic necklace when he saw Brook, was hilarious.

Chopper : little baby, soft fuzzy and dumb as fuck but has been so so traumatized. Also Tony Tony chopper has to be the cutest name anyone has ever been given, little baby is always too hard on himself (typical capricorn) and needs to chill.

Franky : I love his dance routines, and his franky family was cool as well. I once even followed one of his routines he does after he landed in the karakuri island (it was a good hip movement after binging one piece for HOURS). Also i miss mozu and kiwi dance icons

Robin : She filled me with rage during water 7, but after her backstory, I understood her more. She's cute and her nihilistic outlook on life is hilarious

Sanji : PERFECTION. He took my heart even before baratie (I saw a person doing leg karate in one of the openings and couldn't wait to meet him). His initial backstory (the starvation and zeff) moved me,and based on that i can see how thoughtful and kind he is. I can't wait to discover more about this wonderful character in depth. His badbitchery with fullbody, His kindness with Gin and don Krieg, the unique way he fights - he had me from the very first appearance. And I can't believe he has more depth to his already beautiful complex character. look at my pretty boy

Brook : i love how polite but chaotic he is and how easily he blends in with the strawhats. And i absolutely love how open minded Luffy was with Brook, and their interactions crack me UP.

General thoughts about op :

- op keeps me on my toes with the constant new islands, the new characters, both allies and villains, being gradually introduced feels very refreshing and thrilling

- Even the Strawhats slowly joined with a fun (sometimes sad) story. The introduction with a fresh face and the development of a new friendship felt good and didn't jumble my brain with too much information at the same time

- I love the dynamics of the strawhats and how wholesome all of them are in their own ways

- The summit war wasn't as exciting as i was expecting, it felt too drawn out and the constant switch between different fight scenes and fighting parties made things feel unfinished. On that note, whitebeard and his pirates were disappointing asf

- Excited to see more of Bartholomew Kuma, shanks, crocodile, mihawk, ivankov, perona, captain kidd, Law

- Bon chan is GOAT and i better be seeing him soon

Looking forward to see what the series has in store for me <3

[bizlybebo]

please use this ask to scream at me when you finish season 1 💜

I want to see your reactions

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUH HOLY SHIT.

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HIOLY HSIT.

god. so.

i finished season one at like 1am and it fucking tore me apart. i sat in silence and just stared at the wall for a HOT minute. i couldn't actually comprehend wtf i just witnessed.

and holy fuck i have some WORDS

first off.

ASHE WINTERS WHAT THE FUCK ASHE WINTERS HO YMGOD ASHE WINTERS I LOVE ASHE WINTERS MORETHAN ANYTHING ON THIS STUPID FUCKING GODFORSAKEN PLNET. SHES. SO. :((((((((((((((((((

ASHE WINTERS AND DAKOTA COLE/?? TLIKESRERJKHTAWKJR THEY WRE LITERLALY IN LOVE.

HOLY FUCK THE IMPACT THAT THIS IS GOING TO HAVE ON DAKOTA??

AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON WAVELENGTH. MARK LITERALLY LOST EVERYTHING. HIS SON. HIS FREEDOM. LIKE. WHAT THE FUCK. HOLY UFCK WHAT THE FUCK

IT'S SUCH A SUDDEN ENDING AND I LOVE/HATE IT SO MUCH. HOW SUDDEN THE LOSS IS MAKES IT FEEL THAT MUCH MORE REAL

BUT HOLY FUCK ASHEEEE. SHE MADE HTE GREATEST SACRFIICEEEEEEEEEE OH YM GODDDDDD. I GET PHYSICALLY ILL THINKING ABOUT HER. LITERALLY I WAS TELLING SAMMY THE OTHER NIGHT THAT I THOUGHT ABOUT ASHE WINTERS WHILE LISTENING TO A SAD SONG AND NEARLY THREW UP. SHES SUCH A BEAUTIFULLY PUT TOGETHER CHARACTER SHES SO FUCKING. AUTHENTIC. MY HEART BROKE A THOUSAND TIMES OVER.

THE TRICKSTER?? SO FUCKING METAL.

ASHE GAVE UP EVERYTHING TO SAVE HER FRIENDS.

SHE GAVE UP EVERYTHING TO SAVE HER FRIEDNSSSSS

SHE NEVER HAD FRIENDS BEFOREEEEE

SHE LOVED THEEEEMMM

THEY CARED ABOUT HER THEY CARED ABOUT HER THEY CARED ABOUT HER

SHE USED THE THING SHE HATED MOST ABOUT HERSELF TO SAVE EVERYBODY. SHE CARRIED HER GRIEF AROUND, LITERALLY. SHE HAD A PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF HER GRIEF IN THAT ONE PAGE OF HER BOOK, THE TRICKSTER. IT WAS ALWAYS IN HER POCKET. SHE COULD NEVER LET GO OF HER PAST CAN YOU HEAR MEEEEEEE

"IM TRYING."

"TRY HARDER."

AND SHE DID. SHE GAVE IT HER ALL.

SHEEE TRUSTED THEMMMM. SHE TRUSTED THE PRIME DEFENDERS TO TAKE CARE OF WHATEVER WAS TO COME FROM THIS.

AND WILLAIM TRIED TO BURN HER BOOK AUUAOGOUAHGOUAHGOU IM GONNA MAKE A SEPARATE POST SOON JUST ABOUT THAT BECAUSE OAOOAOOAGAGAGAGAUGHAUGAKRTEJRK HO,Y. FUCK OH MYOGD

AND DONT. GET. ME. STARTED. ON. WILLIAM. WISP.

HOLY SHIT.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

HE DIED. HE DIED AND HE CAME BACK AND HE JUST. HAS TO LIVE WITH THAT. AOGUHOAUGHAOUGHOAUGHA

AND. AUGHUHUHUHUGAHGUAHUGHUAGUHAGU HIM AND VYNCENT. FUCK I LOVE GHOSTKNIFE THEY MAKE ME SO HOMOPHOBIC.

DAKOTA COLE IS MY SHINING STAR HE IS ALL THAT IS BEAUTIFUL IN THIS WORLD AUHGUAHUUGHUG. FUCK

HE IDOLIZES HEROES SO GREATLY BUT THEY KEEP FAILING HIM. AND HES STARTING TO GET ANGRY. HES STARTING TO GET ANGRY BEACUSE HIS IDOLS WERE THERE. HIS IDOLS WERE THERE BUT THEY WERE TOO LATE. THEY SHOWED UP A MINUTE LATER, NOT A MINUTE BEFORE, THE WAY HEROES SHOULD.

AND OUGH. HOUOUUH. HIS BACKSTORY. FUCK

HE. HE. I CANT EVEN TALK ABOUT HIM I CANT PUT HIM INTO WORDS (SLASH VERY AFFECTIONATE AND POSITIVE)

"BUT I WASN'T DC BACK THEN."

"I CAN BARELY EVEN REMEMBER HER NAME. BUT I REMEMBER HER FACE."

"SHE WAS JUST A KID, TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM SOMETHING TOO."

DO YOU KNOW WHA TTHIS MEANS TO EMEEEE. WHAT HEEE MEANS TO MEEEEEEE. ADKOTA COLEEEEE. BOUCNING HIM AROUND IN MY BRAIN FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER

NEVER BEFORE HAS A CAMPAIGN MADE ME FEEL. SO MUCH. HERATBREAK AND LAUGHTER AND LOVE AND ANGUISH AND JOY.

IM IN PHYSICAL PAIN SLASH POSITIVE. THEYRE. SO. :((((

AND GOD. DEMONKICKS. FUCKCKKKCK THEY WERE IN LOVEEEEE THEY WERE IN LOVE THEY WERE IN LOVEEE

the final 40 minutes of s1 ep24 tore me apart.

absolutely nothing was resolved, but there was so little time left.

and then ashe pulled out that book, and the trickster was out, and ashe was waning, but there were only 5 minutes left.

and she was gone.

she is gone.

ashe winters is fucking gone and im actually going to cry aagain

[celestie0]

Girl look this is gonna sound like a love confession bc maybe it is idk I’m obsessed with ur braincells in another life your definitely one of my best pookies 😔🫶

Like the way I FELL in love with kickoff was so uncalled for bc what business do I have being this invested in an athlete frat college au when I’m generally all for the domestic angsty husband wifey shit anyway now idk how to cope when it’s finished so pls take my hand in marriage and we can have pillow talk abt them 💍❤️ thank you.

genuinely ur writing is chefs kiss though 👌 (let me kiss ur hands 😗) and I love love love that u actually seem to have real knowledge on what u write about like the soccer games and the all the camera stuff it gives the story sm more substance

anyway penny for my thoughts 🤧 ?

This fanart on TikTok: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSYaQwJQo

ok so basically when I first started reading the fic and I was talking to my friend abt all the frat shenanigans (WHICH I LOVE BTW IM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS FRAT BOY TROPE NOW) we both related it to this one fanart: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSYaCy7aX/

which then made a lot of sense bc it’s literally meant to be satosugu as frats (AAAAHHH 😫)

anyway so then I went on the account and discovered that first link right bc getos seggsy ass was the focus in the other one

and I just thought it was so fitting like the face is a bit off bc I think the darling artist is clearly a fellow geto girlie butttt the fit and stuff like yk how the insufferable man child was wearing fucking HO-HO glasses in the first chapter yeahh anyway hope u see it too and Imma do the good deed of passing word your fic onto the TikTok artist

forgot I was meant to be dot pointing

y/n

does anyone actually insert their name ? Idk I never have lol

love her

she usually ends up being my favourite character bc duh she’s girliepop

I struggle sm to read books bc like character names and stuff can throw me off so I prefer to dabble in GOOD fanfics every now and then (aka your masterpiece) or just indulge in smut when I’m ovulating 🙂‍↕️

ignore that

ummm so yeah I find books hard to get into since they start on a blank canvas and since I’m already obsessed with our marvellous blue eyed baby daddy fanfics are ideal cause they just build over that

anyway back to y/n I don’t actually remember what I was gonna say shes just bae

The slow burn holy shit especially the bed chapter like I kept going back and forth who’s gonna make a move only to fall asleep all bricked up at 2 AM 🥲

so well done

one random fav scene of mine is when he takes out the digimon credit card idk ur ideas and the way u write movement in scenes it just clicks for me

I like my shit my way. It’s all in my brain right these angst chronicles and I kinda just wanna see it written out bc I’m a lazy bitch and I cannot commit so I usually opt for like one shots or what not idk like “when he makes you cry” or “ when you use the safe word with them ft gojo, geto, toji” you know the gist of it

I have certain ideas in my head that I don’t like to compromise especially regarding y/n ig because I am her allegedly

but bro 😓

the way I folded for you omg 🙏

this deserves a list if it’s own lol but btw putting this out there I dont even except u to read through this shit I’m just in a yapping state of mind and I’ve come this far so ._. :

My first major red flag was the jeans

not my style okay I’d live my life in pretty little empire waistline lingerie night gowns if I could

First thought was “what in the white girl” butttt then my brain went “it’s giving Lana del Rey like when she was younger and was always seen by paparazzi just in a white tee and blue jeans + that one concert she did wearing jorts and a cute white top with hoop earring, chewing gum and smoking while singing summer time sadness like the absolute icon she is”

and bam I can fw it now 🤝

her hight is one thing I differ on tho cause I’m short so I blur my vision whenever u mention any kind of height or size related comparison with gojo bc ik it’s not accurate to me especially with that tree of a man and I want my moments too 😔

Shoko

I just don’t see her like that okay she’s so above gojos lanky ass in canon verse

but thennn as always u came through with the descriptionsss 🔥

the denim skirt

the sorority glitter cheeksss

hot.

okay I’m starting to sound 𝓁𝑒𝓈𝒷𝒾𝒶𝓃 my apologies

The age differences

honestly this wasn’t that much if a discrepancy I just found it a bit funny like todo as his homeboy lol

but yuji was so cute and I’m all for dad gojo but you’ve opened my mind to big brother gojo and I don’t see what’s not to like about it

As for the rest of the characters

Loved yuji as the bouncer (I didn’t know what that even was, again love how u actually know what u write about)

and also just that tiny crumb of megs when readers taking pictures, I can totally picture him as a soccer player

nanami was so odd to imagine but I settled on teen nanami with the emo hair and such

Choso

I just love chosos existence in this fic thanks for that 😌

OKAYYYYY this length of yap sesh should land me in a psych ward I spent a good hour and a half on this I’d say

but yes it’s due time I professed my ever growing admiration for you (💍 🔪)

I will check out if you’ve given fic recs but again I’m into the marriage pregnancy type shi and I do love me a good college au now more than ever so if u may 🤲

jk ‼️I DONT EXPECT YOU TO REPLY TO ANY OF THIS IM A BIG FAN REGARDLESS‼️

cannot wait for the next chapter (can he please dick us down hard already your edge game is something else 🫠)

xoxo 💋

OH WOW FIRST OF ALL THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THIS ASK?? i appreciate the love for kickoff sm :”) even though it’s not something you usually read!! and yes 💯 to that fanart

haha i actually know close to nothing about soccer. i just ask chatgpt a bunch of questions about it when i write 🤣 but i know a tiny bit ab film photography cuz one of my close friends studied film in college :) i’m so happy those aspects stick out to you!!

HAHA pls the whole bed scene in ch8 was a lot of fun to write. i just love domestic lil convos between two people, and the lil digimon scene made me emotional to write bc it reminded me of how nerdy canon gojo is LOL (i miss him sm)

i’m glad you like yn too!! tbh she’s the center focus of the story in my eyes haha gojo is just a side character 💀 and wymmm my girlie is SHORT too 🤣 well idk how short you’re talking haha but in my head she’s 5’4 cuz that’s how tall i am lol

thank you sm for interacting so deeply with my silly lil story 😭💕 sorry if i didnt respond to all aspects of your ask but i read it all and was cheesing so hard plskdjdhd. so glad you’re looking forward to more!! also haha i saw your follow up ask too and YES gojo as a cat dad wasn’t something on my kickoff bingo card but alas here we are 🤣 much love from me 💕

alsooo i do have another series called “in holy matriphony” that is a fake marriage au gojo x reader :0 just mentioning that since you said you’re in the domestic marriage sorts of stuff. it’s kind of a silly n crack fic vibes tho LOL maybe not the serious angsty stuff but it’ll have angst for sure too :”) just if you’re interested bb!! <3

[gryphons-n-kelpies]

Was the forest always this cold? Surely not, he thought. Hoping the crisp night air wouldn’t reveal his breath, Alec sunk further into the hollowed tree.

Run. You need to keep running. Run run runrhnrurnurnr— CRACK

Jolting slightly, his ears strained against the returning silence. They were already closing in on him. He couldn’t smell them, there was far to much blood to pick out their sent entirely but… He knows with every fibre of his being that it’s them.

Alec, Sweetheart… Please stop running from me, please just come home.

They were like a Siren. Pulling his mind toward them, enticing him to give into it’s intoxicating influence. All this running, this pain and heartbreak. It all could end in moments all he has to do is surrender to it. And oh how he begged too, but there was something deep down within him, his last sliver of rational thought, that dragged him away. That forced him to run.

This isn’t his Puppy. It can’t be.

His Puppy was soft, and warm like a sunrise, and as beautiful and enchanting as a full moon. But this- this was cold and dark and cruel. His Puppy would have never done anything close to what this one has done. What he witnessed them doing. No this has to be a mistake- it has to be that damned fish or some other twisted creature wearing their likeness.

But deep down he knew he was grasping at straws.

ALEC PLEASE falling to their knees, their hands covering their face, they begin to sob.

Alec why? Why are you doing this to me again!? You promised you’d stay! You PROMISED you’d never leave me again!!

You liar! You meanie! You’re terrible!

The forest filled with the sound of visceral, heartbreaking sobbing as they grabbed at their hair, crying and shaking as their bloodied hands and arms coated their face and torso with blood. What parts of their clothes that weren’t bloodied, were now stained and covers with leaves and twigs gathered from their escapade.

His body screeched in agony as he listens to their cries. It hurts so much, it cuts so deep. He can’t do this anymore, he just can’t- he won’t.

Moving consciously yet quickly, he left the safety of his hiding place and as soon as he did, their eyes immediately dart to him. Bloodshot and teary, they watch him.

Shallowing roughly, he creeps forward and raising both his hands.

Puppy… look, just- just stop okay? It’s o-okay see im here! I’m not going anywhere, I just..

His eyes travel to their hands. The same ones that-

You just- Puppy what happened to you? How could you do something like this- this isn’t like you at a- all!

He can’t keep himself from shaking as he kneels down in front of them. Reaching his arms up to them on reflex, his own body wanting to hold them tight and comfort them. To kiss their forehead and tell them that everything will be alright, that he’s here for them and he’s going to keep them safe.

Please Puppy, just t-talk to me. Tell me what’s going on- why you.. they were just a friend of my family, that’s all! They haven’t done anything wrong!

They wrapped their arms around him. The pair both sighed, melting into each others embrace…

They were trying to take you away from me. I could tell, they wouldn’t stop starring at you. Touching you. Talking to you. Thinking about you. I could tell- I know what they were doing . I am keeping you safe. I am keeping you with me.

Small sniffles and hiccups cut through their already hoarse voice. Their grip on him getting tighter as they rambled on, mumbling I love you’s and praises muffled by them nuzzling further and further into his chest.

He never thought that in looking for a way for them to be together … He would find that his partner is completely lovesick.

Holy shit... ho.... holy shit. HOLY SHIT! Im screaming! I...

Where the FUCK is my popcorn!? No words can express how much I love this. Such wonderful, beautiful words.

[the-ultimate-pie-family]

The truth part 3

Blood: *is stressed out about wat he did to his aunt twilight and solar* oh shit it been centuries and i can't seem to figure out the memory spell ahhh *smashes his spell table* god damnit!!!!!

Glass: *knocks on blood door* dad u ok?

DG: momma wats wrong with uncle blood?

Blood: *open his door*

Glass: holy fuck dad u look terrible

Blood: thanks wats up sweetie?

Glass: i wanna help u gain aunt twilight memories back along with solors too

Blood: i know i need ur help with this i still didn't unlock gods full power but i need ur help glass but i need sleep first *he then upper cutted hisself passing out*

DG: did he?

Glass: yes he must've been really tired *walks in her dad room looking at his research* hmmm might need my husband for this too

DG: *flies to her mom looking at her uncles research* wat is this mom?

Glass: forbidden spells and languages *she thinked to herself why her dad is going beyond this power*

DG: *she saw her mom shiver* momma r u ok?

Glass: yeah sweetie im fine

*blood sat up quickly yelling passing out again*

Glass: we should go sweetie

DG: ok mom *teleports away*

Glass: *shes sighed* wat r u doing dad?

Blood: I'll basically have to sacrifice myself to get their memory back

Glass: w-w-w-wat? Why?

Blood: Because I've tried everything, the forbidden spells r my last change.........

Glass: b-but? H-how will u get back?

Blood: *he chuckled* i don't think i can come back after this.......

Glass: *she started crying* dad plz their must be another way

Blood: if u have something better plz share glass

Glass: i need time dad plz

Blood: i don't have time the blood moon is coming it's getting hard to control my blood lust glass that's why i must do this to save my family and friends.......

Glass: *she cried more hugging her dad* d-d-dad plz this realm will end if u leave us

Blood: *he looked away trying not to cry* i understand glass but it's the only way........

Glass: no there has to be another way..........

Blood: goodbye glass u'll know before the rest that i may gone i love u sweetie *he kissed his daughter forehead for the last time then teleporting away*

Glass: *she looked up crying* I'll bring u back dad i-i promise......

Twilight eclipse: blood? wats up?

Blood: *he busted open both twilight and solar head open doing three forbidden spells*

*flash of light appeared everywhere twilight and solar go there memory back*

Twilight eclipse: blood wat happened? wat did u do?

*blood looked up too his aunt and solar saying*

Blood: *coughs up white blood* w-welcome ho-ome *he slowly disappeared into nothing saying* look after my family save them nomatter wa..... *disappeared*

Twilight eclipse: did he just? H-he did no my nephew!!!!! *she broke down crying as solar confronted her* don't twi we'll find him.......

Glass: *teleports in front of twilight and solar*

*twilight and solar was shocked seeing a pony skeleton*

Glass: i hope ur happy......aunty my dad is gone

Twilight eclipse: glass im sorry i didn't know the cost

Glass: of course not *she started crying* i hope ur finally happy twilight hope u two rot in hell for wat u done to my family

Twilight eclipse: glass plz don't say that we'll find him I promise

Glass: u have a three day my dad isn't back my husband takes ur souls and i kill ur kids

Twilight eclipse: glass plz don't do this.......

Glass: three days good luck assholes *teleports away*

Twilight eclipse: twi r we gonna die? I-i....don't know....... we gotta try something twi. Those were forbidden spell made by god solar were screwed.......

Surprise jr: hello aunty. solar.

Twilight eclipse: hi satan. Huh satan?

Surprise jr: so ur memory is really back huh twi?

Twilight eclipse: yes nephew but at wat cost.......

Surprise jr: yes it's very terrible my brother did the forbidden spells but it was the only way u understand

Twilight eclipse: we also have three days too

Surprise jr: i know my retired death is going to enjoy killing u two hahahah but this realm is unstable now u actually have three days till this realm scatters and disappears

Twilight eclipse: huh? *they were shocked* wat the realm will disappear?

Surprise jr: Yes, my brother was keeping the realms in peace till his kindness took control. *He tried not to cry* but i can help

Twilight eclipse: really how? Yeah how?

Surprise jr: ill make a deal with u two *he summoned a contract*

Twilight eclipse: deal. No deal *Twilight slapped solar hard* wats the price nephew?

Surprise jr: u know me so well aunty sign then i will take wat i want and leave then my brother will be back

Twilight eclipse: *solar signed in blood but Twilight didn't want too* twi U ok? Yeah im scared.... *in fear twilight signed in blood*

*the contract disappears*

Surprise jr: *he used his devil magic taking two organs from solar and twilight* goodbye *he disappeared to hell*

*blood then appeared collapsing on the ground*

Blood: Ugh, where am i?......

Twilight eclipse: it's really him he's back. But at wat cost for us twi?

"Blood got up a little dazed, wobbling, but Twilight and solar helped blood back to his castle when they got there glass was waiting for them"

Glass: very good aunty and bitch boy "she was still mad at them for wat her dad did to save them" ur lucky my uncle saved ur asses

"Solar looked at glass saying"

Twilight eclipse: u know about that? Babe, stop, don't hurt ur brain here glass ur dad is back

Blood: *he teleported to his room, going to sleep*

@asktwilighteclipse

[jettonetrillion]

woah okay cool what is fucking happening to meeeeee. every day i discover a new trigger. im so disoriented lolllk WHAT IS HOING ON im fuckkn scqred. WHY does that have to be a trigger. YOU FUCKED ME UP AND I CANT EVEN REMEMBER YOUR NAME. fucking embarrassment fucking stupid and once a fucking gen it’s something im supposed to find hot like whats the fucking deal i don’t want my whoel sexual life to crumble because of therapy like my therapist said as you heal it could cause yr trauma based kinks to go away and WELL. I LIKE WHAT IM INTO. and right now it’s just everything is getting worse and then what.it’ll dissapear? that sounds terrible i feel so fucking not in control i wanna tear my cheeks out for being warm like i wanna fucking cry at the feeling and my body is so cold i think im having a fucking flashback fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. fuck i’ve never flashed back to this before like ththis i have a headache im f uh kin scared as shit i can’t crab anything nothing is within reach its like that white fucking from the windows all white and nothing i can touch AND SHES TOUCHING MY BACK im naked and scared and OUR OF CONTROL. this isn’t even my fucking trauma this is duncan’s fucking take this from me please holy shit i don’t know what to do fuck fuck fuck. i feel so weird and bad

[azlovesem]

Holy crsp voikd that video you made be any longer?? That movie needed credits it was so llng and sappy to the max. I vouldnt get through yhe whole thing so i fint know maybe it does have credits. Ill have to find out later ehrn i put iy on repeat to go to sleep. Ill bet you ill pass out faster than antigues roadshow. No it doesnt mean youre boring it juet means i like ypur vouce its very hopeful and soothing and nice and my own internal voocebis yelling to burn everything and everyone. It isnt the most exciting bideo eiher im definitely not ssying that. Its good uoure feeling better. But i wanna see raw footage of your kids really fighting. Give Charlotte a stick and tell her to go up behind the rldest son and frush him one in the head. Let him know once and for sll dhes a little gitl but after she gets rid of him a cpl other people she ll be queen. Ya got a liven up the dtory. Snywsy ill watch the rest later hopefully it gets more exciting. Oh and sappy dounfing irish cry bsby music fiesnt do much for me. Bag pipes i like loud booming bag pipes with guitars. Or you jnow that fool from wrong beach put hos shit on domething yhat soundtracks whack yo.

[astrcldust]

you guys im fucking shaking

[andsotheuniverseended]

ive seen that gif of gabrielle pulling xena through the water a million times but i never realized the water was actually the tears of the viewers you learn something new every day

[ribs-grow-back]

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[icarusredwings]

A review of Puppys pen By Panties on boys

Ive done a previous reviews on

Nasty Dog and Domesticated Wolverine and was heavily impressed so here we go.

Firstly I would like to mention that good gravy. 8 THOUSAND words!?? For a one shot? Holy hell. Props.

"Wade squints in the dark, against the yellow halo that hugs his ankle, as he steps through it." I dont know what this part means but I want to assume it means the Tva door thing for when hes traveling and hes just now stepping into a new dimention.

"Are you there god?" No. Not at all.

Ooohh fangy wolvie!

"What time is your dick appointment sir?"

I love the little note of. "That would be dyscalculia" like uhm actually you little shit- Numbers is dyscalculia and you're aboutta get your ass smashed so its not like that matters

"Sorry daddy" As if you didn't just meet this man 2 seconds ago. But same-

"You're late. Thats rude"

Wade: *dies of horny*

Awww! When it says he was vibrating on the floor like that it makes me think of a really excited puppy with his tail going crazy.

Oh my god. We got a collar. Repeat we got a NICE collar at that.

I like how you describe things but in my brain I can physically see him tripping and struggling to get up so quickly.

I didnt read the tags (why would I, I trust this author not to do anything too uncomfy) but if he dosn't get a tail plug im gonna be a bit disappointed.

Puppy play has to be one of wades absolute favorite things by the way. Do you KNOW how many military brats are pups??? Do you see is ex wife over here?? She definitely was making this man bark.

GUYS! WE GOT COMFORT SMUT

“I don’t want to kill the mood.” Wade replies. “I’m not as pretty as you.” Shut the fuck up right now.

"slowly, so slowly, so Wade can stop him if he has to. “I know who you are, idiot. And what you look like.” AYO!? Does this imply that in this universe Logan gets to be dommy toppy to all his lovers and wade is a usual playmate?

Oh my gooooddd

"horrifying thought, I feel like I belong here.

He should probably run." AAKDNSIDJS And literally as a man who has felt like he never belonged anywhere !?? And he ussually does end up running from people who are kind to him? Jesus christ guys.

Chat are you seeing this shit?

Not only does he know him already, hes kind to him, respectful, and LITERALLY says "my clients dont get to touch me" and then INSTANTLY kisses him and tells him BY NAME that he can touch him.

Im going to explode if we find out that theyre actually together in this universe.

“Realized where you are, huh? Who you’re with, huh, baby?” youre gonna kill me.

"Scared sweetheart?" im dead.

HAS HE HAD HIS RABIES SHOTS? Im deceased.

No because wade starting to ramble absolute nonsense while waiting for Logan to stab him in the guts is so accurate. Bro is like "treat me like a half priced vaccume and let me suck it up!"

And logans just sitting here like ???

TEHEEHEHE the flirting is insane

Oh nooo.. i know those indications. The instant familiarity, the testing, the teasing. It's as if Logan had lost his deadpool. Lost his favorite chew toy and now that he got it back he misses him so much. Between knowing exactly what he likes, knowing precisely where to kiss, telling him he knows him, telling him about his pretty eyes, talking to him as if he knows him on a deep personal level... im gonna cry.

Im sitting here talking about how encouraging Logan is to Wade but wade is laying here with multiple injuries telling Logan to keep going. Telling him to bite him. Telling him that its okay to hurt him because hes into it. Telling Logan that hes allowed to LET GO. To go absolutly nuts.

Nooo because its so sad and cute when he gets up and just.. leaves him there. The way I KNOW wades brain instantly went to "oh no he dosn't like me anymore. I messed up" as hes naked as hell, bleeding everywhere as he sits there.. alone. Only to immediately be told theyre going somewhere else.

"Stop humping me" is top tier comment.

HOLY SHIT HE TOOK HIM HOME.

Like.. HOME home. 🥹

Aww what a good boy. Sitting there like that. "Good mutts get rewards" im seriously going to start deteriorating.

GUYS 😭

Wade: I get wolvie dick so this is heaven

Logan: say something nice about yourself

Wade: Chat im in hell actually. Satan himself was tricking me.

"Be a good boy. Don’t you want to?” and he just CANT say it oh my lanta

"He hears them before he registers that he’s the one saying them, and then his lips drop open wider. Who the fuck just said that?" Its your head room mates <3 dont worry they just want you to be a good boy for mr. Wolvie here.

Oh man the biting. These are love bites. These are not agressive biting this is territorial. This is claiming. This is... god its BEAUTIFUL is what this is.

The way he encourages him. The way Logan tells him that he wishes he could mark him. The way Wade keeps going limp knowing damn well if he squirms then logans prey drive will absolutly destroy him.

"He fucks Wade’s own blood into him as lube." Ofc. Ofc.

Hes litterly fucking him so hard that hes crying and wade is having the best day of his life.

Daddy kink logan>>>

"They sit there for a few more moments before Logan asks, voice rough, tired, spent, but amused, “You dead?”

“Yeah.” Wade answers.

“Shit.” Logan huffs a laugh."

Me fr. My wife asks if im dead sometimes and ill tell her yeah and she'll be like "damn. R.i.p."

AAahh and he brings him home!? Its decided. He brought him home to Al and poor Al suffered the consequences for ever.

This entire fic is just "Wade goes shopping for the wolverine with the biggest dick and heart" and found him.

Im not kidding this was SOOO fucking sweet. Would love to read what happens next and perhaps if wade DOES try to get away from him, a bit of primal play and physically hunting down your boyfriend never hurt anyone.

Im genuinely very happy after reading this, my heart is full my chest is warm, My head is full of things it wasn't about 20 minutes ago. And now if you don't mind Im gonna go take a nap.

Solid 10/10. Thank you Kensy.

Anyway @bougiebutchbinch will love this.

Puppy’s Pen

[Deadpool’s voiceover]: You’d think that finding a new Anchor Being would be easy.

I mean, big dog should be effectively immortal, no…? And yet one is dead, one is Henry Cavill—sadly uninterested—and one’s shorter than Woody Allen… on second consideration, I might go back for him, actually. He was cute. Besides, he held quite the fucking candle to the Logan variant that was crucified on a giant, unforgiving X, which was erected on a mountain of human fucking skulls, so. You know. There’s that thing that I witnessed today.

Fact is, it’s been hard.

This whole multiverse idea, it’s honestly just really confusing. The author doesn’t get it, I don’t get it… Do you get it? If you do, hold onto your fucking socks, because I’m about to shatter your entire understanding. Open your mind, okay? This fic is not for prudes, mind the tags.

[sensesdialed-a]

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FCK WHAT THW FUCK WHAT THW RUCK WHQYANFBAKSJDMD

[hearts1ckness]

i’m loosing my mind

[agentsokka]

sony has given the gays what they want: kh3 and tlou2 butch lesbian Ellie smooching her girlfriend and kicking occultist ass nine ways to sunday

neil druckmann you beautiful *beautiful* bastard