#HOLY HANNAH BANANA

[arickaandherfictionalothers]

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Steve Harrington gifs 15/?

[someonechaotic]

I done heh

I done did the simoji challenge by @folkbreeze because I see interesting challenge I do it and I got

So for some reason I saw these emoji and my dumb brain instantly thought of a toxic banana girlie and a grumpy apple boyo so I uh I did that

im pretty sure I needed to do only one sim but I got some other emoji randomised and I wanna do more and what the fuck this is so much fun

Heres babama ladiy Hannah of course I made her clumsy why wouldn't I, I wanted to give her a cowboy hat but I feel like she looks t9o much like Applejack from my little pony if I did that so she's hatless

Her traits with my absolutely perfect quality yep, very good very good not taken on my phone at all haha (god I fucking wish my Internet would one day work)

And here's plant loord abple bouy Axel aha Notice how their names sound a lot like their fruit counterpart heh I did thar on purpius so cool rite he's a silly gardener guy and did I call him the silly gardener guy ph no I'm getting fixated on these two I can tell

my quality being as good as my spelling part 372

I got a praying mantis on mi knee

Oh oh oh ho and and I'm gonna put these two in the world I've been building yes somehow my adhd has kept to this project but I still haven't finished oasis falls instead I jumped to Moonwood Mill to move in my Vampire-Werewolf hybrid boy and add some lore heh and then to Forgotten Mill where his father who is a werewolf resides this is all very confusing and it kinda sounds silly but I'm happy

But this does mean that you may also get a house based off these two (and the emojis of course)

Holy SHIT this is fun holy piss I wanna do even more sims with emojis

[dyke2watchout4]

sleepy and somehow ready to go back to MA

[canyouhearthelight]

The Miys, Ch. 152

I’m not going to jinx it, I’m not going to jinx it, I’m not going to jinx it...

Okay, maybe I am. I managed to queue up the chapters I had in the barrel! Yay!! Which also means that I have a super duper exciting chapter coming up, which I can’t wait to write and can’t wait for y’all to read. I just need it to be perfect.

That said, thank you to @baelpenrose and @charlylimph-blog for your help with this particular chapter.  I love when we are all three in one of these sessions and just descending into chaos in the chat. Also, @mamayoda (who I can’t tag but I do want you to know I see your likes in my notes!) for love-bombing my notes recently.

“Is it just me or is everyone really jumpy?” Charly asked as I set my food down across from her.  It was our thrice-weekly lunch dates in one of the public mess halls, and she definitely had a point.  I had already noticed three people scowl distrustfully at the food consoles, hugging closely to the prepared food side of the room instead.

I sighed. “It has to have been Derek’s stress test.  It wasn’t supposed to impact systems we didn’t design, but…”

She snorted loudly. “Tell that to the week I spent taking cold showers again.  At least this time, the doors didn’t play any music when I walked through them.”

“Did your doors at least open consistently? I was stuck in my quarters for a whole day until we figured out that I could walk through if I had an escort.”  I laughed and shook my head before digging in to my food. “And, come to find out, we actually do manage the water systems, thanks to BioLab 2.”

Contrary to myself, Charly was entirely unperturbed at this revelation beyond sniffing her hoodie and shrugging. “My doors worked fine as far as I know, but Coffey and I tend to work the same hours, so… Maybe that was it.  Oo!” Her cheer of enthusiasm caught me off guard as she started bouncing in her seat. “OOOOO! I bet he activated the routine Xiomara had running when you and Jokul weren’t friends yet!”

“There was a routine!?” I asked, exasperated. “I behaved, thank you. It wasn’t necessary.”

“Meh. Just in case. What do you think her deal is?” She tilted her head to the side, at a table near us.

Sure enough, the woman at that table was darting glances around the room, her shoulders hunched, elbows close to her body, eyes wide.  I could practically feel her shaking from where I was. “I can’t tell if she looks suspicious or afraid,” I murmured, hoping the woman couldn’t hear me. “But the fact that I’ve met mice and chihuahuas who shook less, I’m going to go with afraid.”

As I watched the woman, weighing whether or not a stranger trying to comfort her would make it better or worse, Mona’s familiar face approached her instead.  She was speaking softly enough that I couldn’t make out words, but the woman clearly recognized her and only jumped slightly.

I was so focused on the sight of Mona comforting the woman that I nearly hit the ceiling when Parvati’s voice came from entirely too close to my right shoulder. “Rebecca.  She lost her family twice, first her parents, some cousins, and an uncle when the hack happened, and then her partner and children in the After.  It’s understandable that she’s terrified right now, after the stress test. Too many bad memories.”

My face flushed in humiliation. “Pranav and Zach sent a ship-wide alert that the stress test was happening - “

A perfectly manicured hand clapped over my mouth, one dark eyebrow arched in eloquent disbelief. “Sophia. You of all people know that mental scars do not heed logic.”

Charly’s hair flew around her face as she nodded enthusiastically. “After day three of cold showers, I flinched every time I went through a door in case that stupid song started playing again, no matter how many times I reminded myself that it was a stress test and I had decidedly not given Derek boba tea again.”

Both my hands flew up in surrender. “I stand corrected, I just feel awful to see people react like that.” Gazing around the room, I was suddenly much more aware of all the darting eyes, protective postures, seats turned so that backs were against walls.

Charly had obviously seen the same thing. “We may need to talk to Pranav about limiting the tests to one or two systems at a time.”

“I wish we could,” I admitted, stabbing a potato out of my pie slightly harder than necessary. “His department was passing the tests with flying colors when Derek was limited to one or two systems at a time.  But they failed this last test miserably, it turns out.  As soon as they would react to one thing, Derek would switch to another system, and they couldn’t be everywhere at once as well as they convinced themselves that they could.  And they can’t just be good at small scale attacks: the revolt that happened before the End brought everything down at once, from multiple access points. It was… kind of elegant, in a terrible way.  Very clean.”

Charly squinted at me and Parvati in suspicion. “Are you supposed to know that they crashed and burned in the test.”

I rocked my hand back and forth while I chewed on a mouthful of crust.  It had way too much butter in it, but at least it was actually crust this time. A week ago it had been something pretty close to paper mache. “Technically we don’t officially know that.  Officially, all we know is that Pranav has requisitioned enough additional staff to increase his team of programmers by seventy percent.”

“Asses handed to them, got it,” Charly nodded in understanding.

“We also officially know that Pranav currently owes Hannah quite the enormous favor,” Parvati confided.

“How big?” Charly ventured slowly.

“Big enough that his grandchildren may be indebted to hers,” came the laughing response.

Charly shook her head and clucked her tongue. “He should know better than to bet against Derek.  He breaks the systems for fun, and they asked him to really go for it. What did they expect?”

“Apparently to put up a better fight at least.” I forced a smile, but guilt weighed on my heart as I studied the room again, fully seeing the microexpressions of anxiety, fear, and anger.  It felt like the entire Ark was constantly swinging between hope and fear. The random drills weren’t really helping, either.

“They aren’t,” Parvati agreed, letting me know that I had been thinking out loud. “Everyone is sleep deprived, on high alert, and then all of a sudden all the computer systems went on the fritz for a week.”

I sighed and rubbed my forehead, pushing what was left of my pot pie away from me, appetite gone. “We need to talk to Grey and Antoine about getting counselling for everyone, seeing as how Xiomara and Pranav pretty much just triggered the entire ship. I mean, everyone knows counselling is available, but I think allocating training and resources to the therapy teams is going to take priority over Pranav’s request for the moment.”

Charly tapped her chin thoughtfully. “Do we have the space for some quiet rooms, like you set up for the Food Festival a few years back? That may be a good idea.”

Snapping into work-mode, Parvati flicked her datapad open, bangles clattering as she started making notes. “The quarters left by those who relocated closer to the Archives are still uninhabited, those can be used.  We may be able to convince some people to relocate so we can spread the rooms out more evenly, but even if we can’t, just having those rooms available will help.”

“Make a note to add in the proposal for Grey: possibility of having specific vendors permitted to serve food in BioLab 2.  Encourage mental health days and picnics.”

Parvati nodded in acknowledgement of my request, before adding her own spin. “As a contingency plan, find vendors who will pre-package picnics.  Between the current distrust of the consoles and the fact it will remind everyone of the annual Festival, the good emotions will help.”

“I like it,” I confirmed. “What else?”

“Paintball tag day in the corridors,” Charly announced, without preamble or warning. “Make it a holiday, everyone is off work, limit it to one end of the Ark.”

I shook my head. “Guns, not the best idea.”

“Ew, no. No pew-pew.” She wrinkled her nose. “I was thinking more paint-soaked splash bombs.”

Finger guns deployed, dual wielding. “I am so here for a paintball tag day in that case.  The flavored paint?”

“Not the scotch bonnet please,” Parvati begged. “I just know someone will get that in the face, I don’t care how much Else likes it.”

“Got it, no more pepper spraying people,” Charly agreed seriously. “OOO! I could test the new arrows out!  With something like buttered popcorn paint, obviously. Maybe kiwi on the other team.”

“Just limit the pull on the bows, okay? I don’t want anyone getting hurt.”

“Fiiiiine…”

Parvati smiled and added to her notes. “So, we probably want someone to correlate the current date to whatever the date would be on Earth… Just in case we need to get a consultant for Holi.”

“Good point. Conor is alarmingly good at that, so I can ask him.  It would be a nice cultural event if we could do that. If not, we can totally work on celebrating Holi when it comes around.”

“Final suggestion for right now, because I have to get back to work,” I sighed happily. “This is going to be the biggest ask, and the smallest at the same time…” Both nodded at me to continue. “Care packages, for everyone. And I mean everyone on the Ark.”

“Sophia,” Parvati scolded me. “That’s almost ten thousand people and sixteen animal companions.”

“Well aware,” I forged on, “We’ll talk to Sam about the bows, I can wrap them. Commission some of those really nice chocolates, or maybe some taffy from Simon. And something salty.  I know there is someone on the Ark who makes aromatherapy candles, Tyche is bananas about them.”

Shaking her head, she added it to the list. “If you insist on that, I insist on a celebration for the drop out of FTL.  Hannah and I can use some of the plans from the Food Festival, include Charly’s paint tag - “

“And Kink Night!”

“- and Kink Night, apparently… have several events going on across the Ark, since we already discussed declaring a holiday.”

“Get Bash’s permission to use the Undine again, and I won’t object,” I surrendered before standing. “On that note, I really do have to get back to work.  Come on, Vati, we have work to do apparently.”

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[museswithinx]

Running up to her girls, Hannah threw up her hand, bouncing on her feet. “I said yes!!!” { for Aubrey, Erin, Kinsey, etc. bc !!!!!!!!! }

Aubrey was practically bouncing out of her skin with excitement for her best friend as Hannah ran over to show them all her ring afterward. "Oh my gosh! It's so beautiful, Han!!!" She exclaims with a gasp as she gets a closer look at the diamond.

"It's gorgeous!" Erin agrees. "I'm so freaking happy for you!"

"We all are," Jensen chimes in as he pulls Hannah into a hug. "Congratulations, Hannah."

"Damn fucking right we are! Holy shit!" Kinsey says as she grabs Hannah's hand to get a second look at the ring. "Look at this fucking rock!"

As everyone expressed their excitement and congratulations to Hannah, Aubrey beckoned one of the servers over with a tray. "You know what this calls for? A toast!" She says as she hands a drink to each of them. "To the future Mrs. Spencer... Spencer-Lockwood?" Hannah would figure it out. "To the future Mrs. Kolby. Congratulations, Hannah Banana!"

[cosmic-radio-station]

HOLY SHIT IM DYING

THE BULLY

HANNAH BANANA

all of these are in character

I'm going to have so much fun w this

[intothewickedwood]

rules: tag 9 people to learn more about them!

tagged by: @emmaswcns thank you so much! These are a blast!

music

♡ fave genres: Musical Theatre, Early 2000s R&B

♡ fave artists: S Club 7, Starkid

♡ fave songs: Anything from Bare: A Pop Opera, Next To Normal, Spring Awakening or the Very Potter Trilogies

♡ songs most listened to recently: Rogue’s Are We from Holy Musical B@man

♡ song currently stuck in your head: Rogue’s Are We from Holy Musical B@man

♡ fave lyrics: 

Ever After from Bare: A Pop Opera

We climb and escape from those seeds that you planted You slew all my giants, ignoring your own Now that they haunt you I'm left with my courage alone

Wish I Were Here from Next To Normal

It's euphoria, it's anger It's the winter wind, it's fire And it kills my deepest hunger As it fills me with desire

The Mirror-Blue Night from Spring Awakening

But there's nowhere to hide from these bones, from my mind It's broken inside- I'm a man and a child I'm at home with a ghost who got left in the cold Who knocks at my peace, with no keys to my soul

radio or your own playlist | solo artists or bands | pop or indie | loud or quiet volume | slow or and fast songs | music video or lyrics video | speakers or headset | riding a bus in silence or while listening to music | driving in silence or with radio music on (I don’t drive tehe)

books

♡ fave writers: Hmm. I’m still kinda new to the reading/audiobook scene so don’t really have any

♡ fave genres: Fantasy

♡ fave book series: Harry Potter!!

♡ comfort book: Any Harry Potter book

♡ perfect books to read on a rainy day: Harry Potter hehe. Can y’all tell I like Harry Potter? 

♡ 5 fave characters: From Books. Well I haven’t read or more like listened to many audiobooks in my life because I’ve always struggled with reading and audio processsing, so it’ll have to be HP characters. 

1. Harry Potter

2. Hermione Granger

3. Draco Malfoy

4. Luna Lovegood

5. Fred & George Weasley

♡ 5 quotes from your fave books that you know by heart: 

hardcover or paperback | buy or rent | book series or and standalone novels | ebook or physical copy | reading at night or and during the day | reading at home or in nature | music while reading or reading in silence (reading and processing audio is a struggle as it is. I would go bananas trying to do this!) | realism or fantasy | one or multiple POVS | judging by the covers or the summary | rereading or just once

tv + movies

♡ fave tv / movie genres: Musical, Fantasy, Family 

♡ fave movies: S Club Seeing Double, Spy Kids Trilogy, Rodger’s and Hammerstein’s Cinderella 1997, All the Harry Potter Movies, The Black Swan, Scooby Doo 1 and 2

♡ comfort movies: All the above

♡ movies you watch every year: All the above xD

♡ fave tv shows: All the S Club Serieses, CBBC Jeopardy, Once Upon A Time, Bratz, X-Men Evolution, Smallville

♡ most rewatched tv show: Smallville (oh boy! You have no idea)

♡ ultimate otp: In just tv and movies? Snowing!

♡ 5 fave characters: In just tv and movies? Okay. All except the first are subject to change.

1. Hannah Spearritt (the character) (the S Club Serieses)

2. Alice Jones (Once Upon A Time)

3. Chelsea Daniels (That’s So Raven) 

4. Chloe Sullivan (Smallville)

5. Raven Baxter (That’s So Raven)

tv shows or movies | short seasons (8-13 episodes) or full seasons (22 episodes or more) | one episode a week or binging | one season or multiple seasons | one part or saga (what does this mean?) | half hour or and one hour long episodes | subtitles on or off | rewatching or watching just once | downloads or watching online

Tagging: @darkpoisonouslove @lacebird @bewilderedmoth @lokiluafeyson if you guys want to and anyone else who wants to!

[go-bonkers-go-foolish]

highlights of starkid’s black friday part two

here we go boys

i’m gonna be real the first time i watched this i had no fucking clue what was happening for a solid two and a half minutes

shoutout to whoever choreographed this because i love it

THIS MAN’S NAME IS CHRISTOPHER KRINGLE

robert’s inflection combined with the exaggerated hand gestures is the single funniest thing i’ve ever seen

THE ELVES’ NAMES ARE JINGLE AND JANGLE I’M GONNA CRY

i would pay so much money to see this movie

“thaaaaaaaaat’s right :^)”

the love interest’s name is NOELLE bitch i’m hollering

how does lauren look so adorable in that stupid elf costume??

these lyrics are fucking gold man

joey’s literally just vibin

P A S S  C H R I S  K R I N G L E  T H E  B A L L 

santa’s gonna Reconnect With The Teens™

“becky look!!! remember when we carved that?” “yeah...it’s...a penis” “eyyy”

becky’s monologue about her ex-husband...fuck dude

“it’s funny. stanley was the one who made me go to nursing school. that’s how i knew where his femoral artery was.” HOLY SHIT

“you say you killed your family. i hope i killed mine.” D U D E 

Take Me Back absolutely made me break down dude i’m still crying

“if the universe is infinite, then it’s definite, there’s an alternate reality where we’re now a family.”

“if you’re really santa, tell me something only santa would know” GDGJHSLJHSGK

“i knew it. i knew you weren’t santa” WHEN DID THIS BECOME THE CONFLICT I NEED TO SEE THIS MOVIE

“........a red tricycle.” “santa!!!!!!!!!!” (passionate tongue kissing)

so we all agree that wilbur cross is uncle wiley, right

“in short, mr. president, we are trying to stop the birth....of a god.” what a raw line

“If We Have Faith, We Will Be Rewarded With A Cuddly Toy” -the homeless dude, who i’m pretty sure has just been vibin this whole time

god i kind of want a wiggly now

the audience losing their minds at linda being the supreme cult mother

 “please, for the love of god, just let me go.” “oh, i’ve met god. he had nothing nice to say about you.” (THROAT SLASH) 

FUCKIN RAW LINE RIGHT THERE

linda: “you willlllll adoooooore me....” my dumbass, already in love: ok

“unless i get what i- shit it’s gerald”

YES MAAM LIFT THAT LAUREN LOPEZ UP LIKE JESUS

h i p  t h r u s t

hmm i dont like new ethan

wiggly: “hello hannah. let’s be pally-wals.”  me, with a water gun full of holy water: dont try it demon

the way he says “rotten little banana” is terrifying

“i’m going to have to peel you. i’m going to split you in two. i’m going to Eat you, hannah.” WHAT the fuck

hannah’s scream when wiggly threatens her?? chilling

god someone protect this kid

uh yeah Do You Want To Play is genuinely one of the scariest songs i’ve ever heard from a starkid musical, or pretty much any musical. like, this sweet nurse who waited hours in the freezing cold to get a toy for a little girl who lost her sight is about to viciously murder an eleven-year-old in cold blood because of wiggly.

so, theory time. becky’s a nurse. i dont think that even in her altered state she would miss hannah entirely and accidentally inject it into her own leg. but hannah was wearing the hat. i think ethan was right, it protected her.

joey is scaring me but also giving me some very sexy energy that i’m not opposed to

“Only in america could wiggly take root! Hold this”

“WHEN YOU’RE MADE IN AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAA” fuck yeah!!!!!

“i’m going to cut open your belly-well, and deck the halls with your gutsy-wutsies...” JESUS CHRIST

shoutout to macnamara for literally everything, he’s doing great

can you IMAGINE being president goodman here. like you just found out you’ve killed millions of innocent people and the world is probably going to end in the next hour or so and there’s nothing left to do and all the while this demonic entity is baby-talking to you and laughing that terrifying laugh? yeah, i’d go insane too.

curt mega’s acting is top notch here, dude, he actually scared me

also what the FUCK was that last wiggly laugh

“you better not be fucking with me.....” uh hey sherman i’ll give you five (5) dollars to stop that

“there’s something that’s beautiful, being awake for my funeral” fuck

“still, i thought that angels did exist, but now i hope they plan to end it quick, ‘cause friday is black for me, only my ashes will see the sea” i gotta sit down for a while

“I’m authorizing you to use my firearm.” F U C K  Y E A H

theory: macnamara is hannah’s father (and maybe lex’s) since they can both see into/communicate with the black and white

MONSTERS AND MEN REPRISE

oh my god tim never said he wanted a wiggly oh god oh fuck

“kids don’t want that piece of shit! they’re all into fortnite, dude!” 

If I Fail You also made me cry i’m very emotional over this musical

“answer me, or I’ll open your mouth with my FUCKING KNIFE!” JESUS CHRIST LAUREN

i love that wiggly’s theme is carol of the bells

“look at you! you’re paralyzed with fear!” “no. i’m just lining up my shot.” FUCK YEAH

“you have two choices: abandon your god or burn here with him” this dialogue is so fuckin powerful dude

yeah so all of them burning alive freaked me out but what a way to end a cult

“you know, i have this kooky reclusive biology professor...” when i tell you i YELLED

“wear a watch.” AHHHHHH

what an ending.

anyway stan starkid goodnight

part one

[konstya]

i had a seizure reading this holy hannah banana montana bandana havana

I'M LITERALLY SHAKING I CANY WSIY 2 ERRKS FOR MURDER DRONES PSLSPSLSPL

[hecksee]

GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS!!! ITS HANNAH APPRECIATION TIME!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE, DO NOT TRY!! FEEL MY LOVE FOR YOU!! you spectacular human. You incomperable wonderful soul. You write with such emotion, such incredible connection and conviction and fluidity. its absoloutly captivating. your storys are intricate even when they are simple, and you can find something new to love every time you re read them, and you may never find the full depth of it. holy bananas, its incredible - 🦦❤️

STOP IMMA CRY

[fridge-goblin]

Black Friday review :

-just a scathing commentary on american capitalisim. absolutly love it.

- lot and i mean a LOT Darker than tgwdlm but it was great to see that from the cast. 

- wow they really did just go all out on american politics. danm. 

- ethan green, you were a dirtbag with a heart of gold. you didnt deserve that. 

-HOLY FUCK LEX IS AMAZING. SO WAS HANNAH. poor hannah banana 

- Joey Ritcher, king of being cast as assholes, sleezeballs and crappy salesmen but god does he do a good job.

- is it a sequal or a prequal who the fuck knows.

- GENERAL MCNAMARA FUCK YEAH .

-”im autherizing you to use my firearm”

-”wear a watch”

- wish we saw more of paul, he felt a little bit like he was added just for the sake of it, but it was great to see him. are he and emma on rocky ground? looks a bit like it am a tiny bit scared for where thats going. 

-going back to Joey’s performance, especially the  “you know why it had to be a doll?” speil/ song ah! incredible! i loved that whole scene. 

-jeff blim please do not change. also god danm thats one soundtrack and a half. like fuck. wow. 

-the general chaos of the shoppers/cultists? Jaime Lyn Beatty did especially brilliantly, 10/10 perfect potrayal of a gross incel man-baby. 

-ROBERT MANION AND ANGELA GIARRATANA DID -N O T- NEED TO DO THAT TO BISEXUALS but we are grateful they did.

thank you that is all 

( @thatpersassyravenclaw any thoughts to add?) 

[atrustworthyfellow]

Thoughts during Black Friday, Act 2. Spoilers abound. -

1) jingle jangle

2) why is the camera doing this? Is it supposed to be jiggly or is my YouTube being bad.

3) this song is cute.

4) THIS IS THE MOVIE THAT HANNAH AND ETHAN WERE GOING TO SEE

5) poor tom.

6) I love Tom.

7) and Becky.

8) and Tom and becky.

9) “you say you killed your family? I hope I killed mine.” AAAAAAA

10) “there’s an alternate reality” you have no clue, Tom.

11) if Becky and Tom are the only survivors I’ll be. Pretty sad but ok.

12) I also realize I’ve been calling Becky ‘Kim’ which. Which. Oops. Sorry, Kim Whalen. Sorry, Becky Barnes. At least I fixed it in this post and only talked about her once in the other one.

13) “I’ll never let you go” those notes babe...

14) kiss (: OH FUCK THEYRE GONNA BANG

15) they’re just fucking right in front of this stupid movie. “I knew you weren’t Santa...” “SANTa!!!!”

16) “THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER” I’m dying squirtle.

17) Corey dorris... the range he has.

18) I miss Ethan

19) “we are trying to stop the birth of a god” cool

20) I think I hate Sherman young and his weird wiggly fetish. And now he’s a cult leader. Great.

21) I miss Linda

22) LEX AND FRANK! I like them. (:

23) speaking of Linda. I hate how they’re talking about her like ‘mother’ like. Yikes. More bad touch feelings from Wiley.

24) I love Gerald.

25) I think this music is reminding me of little shop? I like that. It’s fun.

26) “I met god. He had nothing nice to say about you.” Holy fuck that’s powerful. Also RIP Frank.

27) villain song!!!!!!!!!! Love you Lauren. I do adore you, lind.

28) “don’t say the shit part” “until I get what I shit” great writing. 👍

29) that’s not Ethan. It’s scary. It’s bad. I can tell.

30) “dying ain’t so bad... not if you both go together...”

31) the black and white again!!! GO AWAY DOUBLE.

32) destroy the doll Hannah!!!! Kill him!!!!

33) “webby is a stupid bitch” you’re a rotten banana, wiggles.

34) poor Hannah ):

35) YOU BETTER NOT HURT HANNAH, YOU TWO. I like you two but if you touch a hair on her head you will get my wrath.

35) “where are you going?” “California” *sobs*

36) okay I’m angry at you, Becky. But I love this song. Gives me Mrs. Lovett reprising “nothing’s gonna harm you” to get Toby in Sweeney Todd. It’s fucking terrifying. I love it.

37) “oh shit this is my leg” that’s what you get beck.

38) I loved you tom. I loved you. I loved you and Becky. Now I’m sad. It’s all your fault.

39) he’s eating an apple. It makes him seem like an asshole.

40) oh no now it’s political and it’s making me sad ): I hate capitalism.

41) can Xander, John, and Howard be a polyamorous throuple? And also can they kiss me?

42) yayyy! Anti-capitalism villain song!

43) you may be in debt! Wake up in a sweat! But let’s not forget! You were made in America!

44) it’s called drowsy town because we’re all tired and pulling all nighters to watch this.

45) nooo! McNamara. ): I don’t want him to dematerialize.

46) at least the president is ok.

47) is Lex okay right now?

48) rip Moscow

49) can I kiss Jon matteson please...

50) lex! Sherman young stay the fuck away from Lex.

51) yay Lex!!!!!!

52) no!!!!! Lex!!!! ):

53) I like this song tho.

54) I love this song.

55) I’m crying!!!! There are real tears!!!! 😭

56) SHES still ALIVE!!!!!!

57) MCNAMARA!!!!!! YES!

58) he’s holding his gun like that... and helping her....

59) yayyyy!!!!!!!

60) she’s a piep now.... ;)

61) “they’re all into fortnite dude!” Au in which Hannah and tim are fortnite streamers.

62) “where’s Tim?” With Emma and Paul so probably okay.

63) put down that wiggly, sir

64) Good Dad Anthem

65) he’s precious. But you should still destroy him, Tommy.

66) “should we move these boxes first?” “Fuck yeah”

67) put him on speaker linds. Please.

68) “the only man that’ll have her now is Jack Daniels”

69) Linda... stop flirting with the wiggly boy. Fitting enough that’s what thought 69 is.

70) IS THAT CHARLOTTE?

71) that’s her sweater, right???? And her skirt.

72) fun song.

73) FUCK YEAH BECKY!

74) tom and Becky are Lex and Hannah’s parents now (:

75) and thus. The cult burns.

76) Emma and Paul!!!! And emotional connection!!! And Paul being awkward.

77) HIDGENS! Yay!!!

78) WEAR A WATCH

79) Black Friday is almost over.

80) THE SONG

81) crying

82) this musical is good. (:

[dyke2watchout4]

local bitch gets nose repierced by juggalo lesbian, has no decision-making energy left over to figure out lunch

[ghostsinthewindow]

what’s shakin’, lexie? (other than you?)

description: 

“hey, ethan?”

“what’s shakin’, lexie? other than you, holy shit, you okay, lex?”

“can me and hannah come over tonight?”

“uh, coming over’s not really the best idea tonight, lexie, dad’s kinda…” ethan made a noise that mirrored the way they felt about their father. “but we could do somethin’ else? hangout at the mall, at beanie’s maybe?”

“yeah, yeah, that works. anything to get away from my mom.”

warnings: swearing, mentions and descriptions of abuse

content: nonbinary ethan green (because i said so)

ao3 link!

notes: i love ethan green with my whole life

mr. houston, after giving his lecture on power drills and when to use them, was walking around the classroom, making sure that no one would hurt their fingers when drilling into the pieces of scrap wood.

it was the perfect time for lex to “accidentally” bump into ethan green. 

“hey, ethan?”

“what’s shakin’, lexie? other than you, holy shit, you okay, lex?”

“can me and hannah come over tonight?”

“uh, coming over’s not really the best idea tonight, lexie, dad’s kinda…” ethan made a noise that mirrored the way they felt about their father. “but we could do somethin’ else? hangout at the mall, at beanie’s maybe?”

“yeah, yeah, that works. anything to get away from my mom.”

ethan put a hand on their girlfriend’s shoulder, softening their voice. “sunshine, is everything okay?”

lex flinched away. “y-yeah, i’m fine. can we meet you after school?”

ethan backed off, trying to give lex some space, but still staying close. “of course, sunshine. i’ll be in my car, the spot i normally park it.”

“oh, no, it’s fine. hannah and i can walk.”

“walk? no. it’s pouring out there. i’m not making you walk, you’ll get sick!”

“okay.” lex said as she turned away from ethan, her voice shaking.

“so, after school, we drive to beanie’s and hang out there for a while? sound good to you, sunshine?”

“perfect.”

---

“hey, banana,” ethan said to hannah as she climbed in the backseat of his car. “you ready to go to beanie’s?”

“yeah,” she said, not making eye contact with ethan through the mirror. she never did normally, of course, but this felt like a different kind of not making eye contact. this wasn’t uncomfortable looking-away, this was terrified looking-away. 

“hey, everything okay with you, banana?” ethan said, putting their arm behind the seat next to them, turning so they could see hannah better. they couldn’t miss the look in hannah’s eyes. petrified, staring at ethan’s arm, at the back of their hand.

“where’s lex?” hannah said, trembling, her eyes squeezing shut.

“probably got held up by mrs. stenson,” ethan said, their voice filled with concern. “did something-”

“hey, banana.” ethan was startled by lex closing the car door. “ready to go to beanie’s?”

ethan looked back at hannah. she had seemed to relax more since lex had gotten in the car. she nodded her head at lex. ethan turned to face their girlfriend.

“you ready to go, sunshine?” they said.

“yep.”

---

ethan’s old car pulled into the beanie’s parking lot. when ethan got out, they made sure to close their car door as quietly as possible. when they opened the door for the sisters, they watched as hannah’s eyes shot up to the loud ding of the bell. 

“do you want something to drink, banana?” they asked the girl.

“just hot chocolate, please.”

“will do. and for you, sunshine?”

“oh, i’m gonna get a black coffee.”

“do you wanna go pick a seat, and i’ll order for you?”

“sure.” lex said, following hannah as she walked to the booth by the window.

ethan stood in the line, which wasn’t moving very fast because it was packed with students trying to get an energy boost before their study sessions tonight. they looked back at lex and hannah, sitting in the booth. hannah was leaning against lex’s shoulder and lex rested her head on top of hannah’s. they both looked exhausted. it was weird seeing them both so tired. hannah would normally be swaying around, telling lex about her day and whether it was good or bad, about what webby said, about something her teacher or classmate said. if hannah wasn’t talking, then lex was asking her about her day or talking about her own.

but neither were moving. they were just lying there, almost asleep. the only reason ethan could tell that they weren’t was lex’s eyes staying open and moving.

they wondered why the girls were so tired. maybe both had really long days and just wanted to go to bed. maybe they had stayed up late doing homework. maybe… no, ethan didn’t want to think about that.

but lex flinching when they put their hand on her shoulder in shop class?

hannah staring at his hand then shutting him out when he turned around in the car?

no.

no.

no. 

stop thinking about it. 

just move up in the line and order.

“how can i help you?”

“uh, hi, can i just get two black coffees and a hot chocolate, please?”

“of course, anything else i can get for you?”

“no, no, that’s it.”

“can i get a name for the order?”

“ethan.”

“alright, ethan, your order will be out in a few minutes!”

“thank you.”

they walked over to the table that hannah and lex were sitting at. “lexie?”

hannah’s eyes fluttered open. she nudged lex. “lexie, wake up, ethan’s back.”

lex’s eyes snapped open as she gasped. “oh, shit, sorry, babe, you scared me.”

ethan reached across the table to hold lex’s hand. their voice shook as they spoke. “you’re okay. did something happen last night?”

“what?”

“did something happen last night? you don’t have to tell me if you don’t want to, but…”

hannah looked towards lex for an answer.

“how could you tell?” lex said, her voice dropping in volume.

“lex…”

“yes, something happened last night,” lex said, her voice breaking. 

ethan held her hand tighter.

tears started streaming down hannah’s face.

“mom got high. she smacked me. really fuckin’ hard. told us to get the hell out of her trailer. i tried to talk her down, but then,” lex started to cry alongside her sister. 

“she hit me.” hannah whispered.

ethan felt their whole body tense. “what?” they whispered, not as a question, but in disbelief.

no.

no. 

no.

“two black coffees and a hot chocolate for ethan!”

great timing, thank you so much, barista.

ethan slipped out of the booth, grabbed the drinks, and came back.

they handed the drinks to lex and hannah.

there was a few minutes of silence at the table before anyone spoke again. each sipped their drinks, thinking about what had just been said.

“you can’t go back,” ethan said.

“i’m sure it was just another one of her ramblings, she won’t even remember tonight, i’m sure of it, i just needed to get away for a while.”

“no, lex, you can’t go back. you and hannah aren’t safe there.”

“where else are we supposed to go? your house?”

“no, no, no, i have this uncle. uncle henry, he’s my mom’s brother, he’s great. he’s a professor at a college somewhere across the bridge, you’ll love him.”

lex looked towards hannah for an answer.

hannah seemed to contemplate this for a moment.

“webby says henry is good.”

lex looked ethan in their eyes. “who am i to disrespect the wishes of an imaginary spider from outer space?”

---

the car pulled up to the gates of ethan’s uncle’s house. ethan buzzed the intercom thing.

“who is it?” the static voice said from the speaker.

“uh, uncle henry, it’s me. ethan green.”

“oh. ethan! i’ll let you in!”

the gates creaked open and ethan drove his car forward.

“alright, i gotta warn you guys, he’s a biology professor, so you might see some weird stuff.”

“ethan!” henry called from the door of his home. “come in, come in!”

“i brought some friends, i hope you don’t mind.”

“no, no, not at all, ethan, come in!”

the three walked through the front door. lex and hannah marveled at the vastness of the professor’s living room. 

“uh, make yourselves at home, girls, i’ll be right back. ethan, can i talk to you?” the professor said, pulling ethan into a side room.

closing the door, henry sat down on the bed and raised his eyebrows. “well, ethan?”

“...well?”

“are you going to explain why you’ve shown up on my doorstep with no prior warning and explicit directions from your mother to stay away from me or are you just going to stand there?”

bursting into a flurry of words, ethan rambled. “i-i’m sorry, i didn’t know where else to go, lex is my girlfriend and hannah’s her little sister, their mom is a bitch, and i couldn’t just let them go back to that trailer, that fucking trailer, they deserve so much better, and i couldn’t take them back to my house, ‘cause y’know, my parents would lose their shit, and you accepted me when i came out, and you don’t have to, but please, uncle henry, please, let them stay here, just for tonight, please.”

“ethan, calm down. it’s okay. i’m not mad. i’ll let them stay.” henry spoke calmly, letting ethan cool down before they spoke again. 

caught up in the rush of their talking, ethan looked at his uncle shocked. “you will?” 

henry nodded, wiping a stray tear from ethan’s face that neither had noticed before. “as long as all of you need.”

“all of us?”

“you don’t actually believe i’d let them stay and make you leave? absolutely not, that won’t do at all. you’ll stay here until you can find somewhere else to live.”

“henry, i can always go back to my parents’ house.”

“somewhere else safe to live, ethan.”

that shut ethan up really quick.

---

ethan settled into the comfortable bed that henry had let them and lex sleep in. it was much softer than any bed that the two had previously slept in.

“he really said all of that?” lex said, still surprised that henry had accepted so quickly.

“every word, lex.”

“as long as we need?”

“as long as we need.”

“what does he think about, um, hannah?”

“loves her to pieces already.”

“and webby?”

“i don’t think he knows yet, but i think he’ll love webby.”

“...and me?”

“sunshine, go ask him yourself.”

“not right now. i‘m too tired.”

the pair snickered at that.

“i… i know it’s not california, sunshine, but it’s the best i can do right now.”

“anywhere feels like cali as long as i’m with you.”

and with a smile and a kiss, the two went to sleep.

[max-is-really-okay]

Prom

Lex never thought about going to prom. Life was too hectic. Hannah was going to be in sixth grade when it was time for that night. Lex wouldn’t have time to shop for a dress or make plans, Hannah was more important than a stupid night out that would take weeks to save up for.

Sure, there were times when she and Hannah were at the mall and she’d see a pretty dress, full of blacks and purples. Hannah would tug on her arm, and the two of them would end up at the candy store. Lex would buy her candy, even though she wasn’t supposed to eat sugar. And it was nice to not think about the dress again.

Dentist appointments took time when other sophomores were trying to flirt with seniors to go two years early. Even when Ethan joined her little family, Lex didn’t think about the normalcy that they sort of represented. She couldn’t.

There were nights though, when Ethan came along, that Lex let herself fall into the teenage dream. Hannah was with Alice and Deb, safe and sound, and Lex could let herself relax a bit. She let herself take Ethan’s jacket that was too big on her, and talk about their dreams of leaving Hatchet Field behind.

Those nights were special. The two of them would have a few hours to do whatever they wanted. Whether it be as smoking up while sitting on the back of, or making out in the back seat of Ethan’s shitty beat up truck, Lex was able to be a teenager.

Those nights ended too quickly though. Eventually she had to go home. Home to her mom, who took almost all of the money she got from ‘Toy Zone’. Her mom, who was a violent drunk. Who dropped Hannah when she was only one. Who brought home any man who offered. Who didn’t care.

When Mr. Huston left, the nights of escape got smaller and smaller. She failed. She flunked out of school, and she went full time at ‘Toy Zone’. It only got worse when Black Friday came. She had left work when it started getting crazy, but then she had found Ethan on the floor of the movie theater. She got him to the hospital, but the bills took everything from their fund. The California dream was crushed.

Then someone called Child Protective Services on her mom. There were too many signs to ignore. When she was barely seventeen, she was told to pack her bags.

Things changed for the better when Tom Huston and Becky Barns adopted Lex and Hannah. Lex was no longer in charge of doctors appointments, or finding tutors who could help Hannah understand topics in school.

It was weird when they moved in. Even though, for the first time in her life, Hannah had her own room, she still slept in the same bed as Lex. And in return, Lex still made sure she was at every appointment.

Going back to school was another adjustment. Starting senior year with people younger than her was embarrassing, until she saw that she had at least four classes with Ethan. She had a feeling Mr. Huston had something to do with it when he winked at her in shop class.

She started to accept the whole ‘normal teenager’ thing when her and Ethan were finally able to go on their first real date since she had been adopted. Lex had been too busy preparing for the world to crumble down to do anything with him that took more than an hour.

Ethan had asked her on a date, a real date, when it had been seven months. She had accepted, smiling at him and kissing his cheek. “Christ Ethan, you don’t have to be so nervous about it.” She replied. She still kissed him and held his hand as they walked down the hall together.

It was weird, asking her teacher for an extended curfew. Tom just smiled at her, as if he knew something that she didn’t. It set her on edge. She felt like she was going to be tricked. Lex was so used to being cornered, that she felt like she couldn’t breathe as she waited for Ethan to pick her up.

When she opened the door, she felt the air get knocked out of her once again. Her simple dress no longer looked like effort on her part. Ethan had gone all out, he had even combed his hair. He held her hand when he saw her, “Everything alright babe? You look ready to run off.”

Lex just shrugged and kissed him, pulling him outside. She stopped once she saw his truck. “Shit Ethan, where did you get the money to get this fixed?” She asked. She looked at the new headlights and the new wheels. Even some of the old scrapes had been painted over.

“Paul and Emma treated me to it.” He blushed. Lex smiled at the thought. Ethan had been spending a lot of time with the adults. They had taken him in, in an odd way. “They kind of surprised me with it actually…”

Lex smiled and held onto his arm “Well maybe in a year or two you could talk them into a new truck. One that could get us to California.”

He smiled and kissed her before opening her door for her. “Well you’re a gentleman...where did that come from?” Lex asked, smiling as she climbed in.

“Tonight, Babe, is a very special night. Don’t freak out, but I have got a surprise for you.” He kissed her cheek and closed her door.

Though she tried to pry on the drive, he wouldn’t budge. Eventually he turned the radio on. Classic rock filled the air, and Lex let herself relax. She let herself feel safe when she was next to him. Even though she was still a little nervous, she let the tension out of her shoulders as he held her hand on the drive.

When they arrived in Clivesdale, Lex looked at her boyfriend, “Ethan. Where are we going?” Lex tried to ask again. Her voice was tinged with doubt. All of their nicer dates were at the shitty Olive Garden at the edge of Hatchet Field. Most of the places in Clivesdale were expensive and full of high end adults.

“Babe, just relax. I promise, I’d never let anything happen to ‘ya.” He told her, kissing her hand as he kept driving.

Soon they pulled into a steakhouse. One Lex remembered mentioning that she wanted to try before everything that had happened. “Holy fuck…” She mumbled in awe.

Ethan just gave her a smug smile and walked her inside. He ignored her look of shock as he checked them in for their reservation. They were led back to a table in the corner, the hostess even pulled Lex’s chair out for her.

Ethan seemed to be growing nervous throughout the dinner. His cocky exterior started to fade as they got their dessert. He was picking at his lava cake while she smiled at her cookie cheesecake.

“So, um, Lexie. This year is almost over, and prom is coming up. And now I’ve known you for, jesus, five years. You’ve always talked about how that shit isn’t important, but I was thinking, maybe, we could go anyways. Like, fuck the system, and we go anyways. What...what do you think?”

When Lex Foster-Huston is asked, she didn’t cry. She tells people that she smiled and nodded, holding his hand and acting cool as a cucumber. But, in that moment, she couldn’t lie to herself. She had started sobbing.

The night ended an hour past her extended curfew. She came home with her dress poorly put back on and her hair put up. Tom and Becky were on the couch, his arm wrapped around his girlfriend. “Well you were out late.” Tom started.

“Ethan and I got...caught in traffic.” Lex lied. She knew she couldn’t go up to her room until she was dismissed, she just hoped she wasn’t in trouble.

“Sure. We’ll believe that for tonight.” Becky smiled. “So, what did you say?” She asked. Her eyes were bright with her old cheerleader spirit.

“He told you he was asking me to prom?” She asked. Lex had to admit that she was a little more than surprised.

“He asked me for permission.” Tom smiled at her, “He came up to me, all nervous. Thought it might be right to get my blessing or some shit. Nice kid. I approve. Next time fix your makeup when you come back in, though, kid.”

Lex blushed. “Oh. Well I said yes. And, um, I’ll see you tomorrow.” She mumbled, going upstairs. She wasn’t surprised to see Hannah comfortably in her bed, holding Webby close as she slept.

She quickly changed into some of the pajamas that Becky had bought her and climbed into bed with her little sister, wrapping her arm around one of the two people she would do anything for.

“I got asked to prom today, Banana.” She whispered with a smile on her face. “Ethan made a big deal about it too. Bought me a nice dinner at that place in Clivesdale that dad was always talking about. One day we’ll bring you there too.” She smiled at the thought.

She fell asleep with her entire world in her arms, and she fell into a comfortable world of dreams. Full of unrealistic dreams of her future with Ethan. Lex still loved them though.

The next surprise came when Becky walked up to her holding Hannah’s hand. “What’s going on…?” Lex asked, her voice laced with suspicion.

“Prom dress shopping!” Hannah smiled up at her. Lex felt her heart melt a bit when she saw how excited her little sister was.

Becky smiled at her shocked expression, “We thought it would be nice to go as a girls day.” She chirped in.

The three of them drove to the mall that Hannah and Lex used to go to on their own. The three of them walked around after grabbing cookies for themselves and a soda for Hannah. They finished before they had gotten to the store.

They walked in and they were surrounded by formal dresses in a variety of styles and colors. Lex recognized a few of the dresses immediately from when she used to pass by the window.

She looked at a few and chose three to try on. One was yellow and flowey, Hannah had been eyeing it for years. Every time they would walk by she would point at it. Lex had to give it to her to at least try it on.

The other was blue. Becky had said something about it looking like her own prom dress. Lex thought that it was a bit...preppy for her taste, but she decided to try it on anyways. She owed Becky that much.

Lex looked down at her own choice. A purple and black dress that never seemed to leave the store. She had seen it when the store opened, and it was in her arms at that moment. She smiled at the two with her and walked into the dressing room.

She put on the yellow dress and looked at herself in the mirror. She bit her lip and walked outside. Becky and Hannah lit up, telling her how pretty she looked.

“I look like Spongebob.” Lex complained.

“Yeah…” Hannah agreed. That made Lex smile.

“Well why don’t you go back in there and try on another one.” Becky politely suggested. She smiled as Lex walked back in.

She put on the blue dress that Becky had found for her. It fit her well and made her look like a princess. It was a dress that she could see Venessa from her school buying. She would go on with her boyfriend Rick and the two would be voted king and queen. That wasn’t who she was though.

When she walked out, she thought Becky would start crying. She looked so happy, and Hannah was looking at her with wide eyes. “I guess I can tell what you guys think...” Lex smiled nervously.

“Well it’s a beautiful dress on you sweetheart.” Becky smiled, “But, we want to know what you think of it.”

Hannah nodded, smiling up at her older sister.

“I…” She didn’t know what to say. She couldn’t say that she didn’t like the dress, and if they liked this dress as much as they claimed, they would hate the other one.

“Try on the other dress.” Hannah blurted. She smiled at her older sister. “Webby says that this dress isn’t right. There’s...something wrong with it, but she won’t say what.”

Lex couldn’t be more grateful for a made up spider. “Well if Webby says that it’s not right, then it’s not right.” She smiled. She walked back into the dressing room and put on her choice.

When she looked into the mirror, she couldn’t stop herself from tearing up. It fit her perfectly. It was low cut and tight and then a touch of ballgown. It was dark purple and black.

She walked outside and both Hannah and Becky lit up. “Oh Lex… it’s so beautiful.” Becky smiled at her. She brushed Lex’s hair back and held her hand “You’re so beautiful.”

“It’s perfect.” Hannah smiled, hugging her sister. Lex held her younger sister tightly. She held onto Hannah’s hand.

“I think this is it. I want this one.” Lex smiled.

When they went to the register, the woman who owned the store stared at Lex. The more the older woman stared, the more uncomfortable Lex got.

“Yes?” She asked, biting her lip and tensing up.

“I’ve seen you before. Looking at this dress from the window. I was wondering when you were finally going to buy it. It’s why I haven’t thrown it out or put it on sale yet.”

“Who are you?” Lex asked.

“People call me Molag. Don’t know why, don’t care. Anywho,” She put the dress into a package “Take it for half off. It’s been here longer than your sister has been alive.” She smiled.

On the way home, Lex couldn’t believe how lucky she was. She smiled at Hannah, who was looking out the window. Becky was smiling at them from the front.

“Thank you, for the dress.” Lex told Becky.

“It’s the least I could do. You’re always helping around. I’m glad to finally help you.” She smiled back at the sisters.

Lex smiled back.

Prom came sooner than Lex expected. It felt like it was only a week, and Lex was in her room with Becky and Hannah getting ready. Hannah was happily painting her nails black and Becky was curling her hair.

“Tonight is the night.” Becky smiled as she finished with Lex’s hair.

“Yeah...it is. I’ve been waiting for it for a long time.” Lex admitted.

When she was ready, Lex almost couldn’t tear her eyes away from the mirror. She had always thought prom night would just be her and Ethan sitting where they could see Hannah. And she was okay with that. She loved her little sister more than anything in the world,

She smiled when she heard the doorbell ring, and she slipped on her silver heels. She walked down the hall and felt as everyone looked at her. Tom looked ready to cry, Becky had the biggest grin she had ever seen, Tim was giggling, and Hannah was cheering. And then Lex saw Ethan.

He was looking at her as if she was his entire universe. She walked over and looked at his hands. He had a small silver box. “What’s that?” She asked.

“You look beautiful.” He told her, not answering her question. “You always look beautiful. Every day I’ve known you, you’ve looked more beautiful than anyone I’ve ever seen. And right now, you look just as beautiful as that first time I saw you. But- fuck how do I say this? It’s different.”

“That was so fucking sappy…” She mumbled, but Lex noticed her strained voice. She kissed his cheek.

“I got you this...I think it’s called a corsage. Emma said that it’s what you give girls on prom, but I didn’t want to get you one of the pink ones… “ He rambled, pushing the box into her hands. “So I got you the best one I could find.”

Lex opened the box to find black and silver flowers “Jesus Christ Ethan...it’s beautiful.” She mumbled, hugging him.

He helped her pin the flowers to her dress. Tom and Becky made them pose for photos, and then the two of them were allowed to leave.

They started driving to the school and Lex smiled at Ethan. “I think this is the best night of my life.” She told him. He smiled and nodded.

They arrived at the venue and gave the volunteer their tickets. Inside, music was playing and tables were set up.

Ethan looked nervous as he spoke up above the slow music playing. “Do you want to dance?” He asked.

Lex smiled and nodded. And as she took his hand, she was happy to finally feel normal. As she rested her head on his chest as he wrapped his arms around him, she wasn’t upset that they weren’t in California. She was happy.

[mudpuddlenl]

Alright so quite a while ago I did a live reaction for part of Black Friday. I never posted it anywhere but I just reread it after like, half a year and just... wanted to share this.

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IT’S ALREADY GREAT

“HiS BeLlY’s sO SqUiShY!”

I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH

The radio/tv people are baaaack

“LoSe YoUr MiNd”

Wait it AREN’T THE TV PEOPLE MY FAULT

“I just dropped dead” why does this feel like foreshadowing?

EMMA AND PAUL

Tbh I don’t know what Sour Patch Kids are either

SOAPBOX

This turned sad all of a sudden

I LOVE THESE SOUND EFFECTS

ISN’T THAT... I THINK THAT’S THE LA DEE DA DA DAY INSTRUMENTAL HOLY SHIT

“I don’t get flashbacks, I remember bad things vividly” Yeah well that’s what I tell my mom but she still wants me to go to therapy again

OOF

Emma doing Paul’s “okay” is GREAT I LOVE IT

THIS IS SO SAD

SONG SONG SONG SONG SONG

THIS IS SO SAD I THINK I’M STARTING TO CRY AND WE’RE NOT EVEN A QUARTER OF AN HOUR IN YET

YES I’M CRYING DAMMIT

Lex I already love you but DON’T

TOM DON’T YOU DARE USE HER

SONG SONG SONG SONG SONG

“A fucking furry little monster” !!!!!

Oh it’s only a small song how dare you

I don’t get the joke, this are the moments I hate that I’m not a native English speaker

FRANK YOU ARE GOING TO FAR

WIGGLY IS GOING TO BE IN MY NIGHTMARES

“Hey banana”

I relate to Hannah a lot

CAN SHE FEEL THE POWER IN THE WIGGLY??? I NEED ANSWERS

Aw that was so cute

I love this scene idk why

SONG SONG SONG SONG SONG

Hannah in the background is such a mood

I don’t even know who I’m rooting fo- oh who am I kidding I’m rooting for Becky

LOVE

Also I paused it after the first note and I thought it sounded like the Anasthasia theme but idk

SONG SONG SONG IT’S A SONG AGAIN

WELL IDK WHAT YOU ALL ARE SAYING BUT I’M SAYING AWKWARD TENSION

“Just skip to the fucking”

“Torture porn”

Everyone is just loving this aren’t they

JEFF IS SO EXCITED

THEY ARE FORMING A HEEAAAAART

SOOOOONG

“For us capitalists, we are honest” That’s a lie if I’ve ever seen one

“We’re not liable for anyone who dies” I feel like they’re foreshadowing again

That little eyeroll tho

The customers in the background!!!

MAYBE

GARY IS A GREAAAAAT

“Fuck youuuu”

ANOTHER SONG I REPEAT ANOTHER FUCKING SOOOONG AND I CAN FEEL IT WILL BE AMAZING

“Fuck you aaaaalll”

THIS SONG IS NOW MY FAVORITE

JEFF

FUCKING AD I FUCKING HATE YOU

WAIT THIS WAS FEAST OR FAMINE??? I HEARD IT WAS GREAT BUT I DIDN’T EXPECT IT TO BE THIS GREAT!

“SaNtA ClAuSe iS GoInG tO HiGhScHoOl”

Ethan YOU DON’T GET IT

OK BUT THE KIDDIE TUNNEL IS ACTUALLY A SMART PLACE THOUGH

FUCK NO ETHAAAAAN

TOM DON’T YOU FUCKING DIE NOW WHAT ABOUT TIM

This... this scene

WAIT THEY ARE CANNIBALIZING EACHOTHER??? WHAT THE FUCK

DON’T THINK I DON’T NOTICE THAT SUBTLE CAROL OF THE BELLS INSTRUMENTAL

OOOOOOF

IT’S THE GENERAAAAAL

“That was a joke, sir”

SONG

HE POINTED AT ME OH MY GODS

YES I WILL FUCKING JOIN THE FIND SIR

THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THE BACKGROUND

SOOOONG

The part with the elves makes me highly uncomfortable

TOM IS ALIVEEEEE

“It’s a penis”

FUCK NO TOM DON’T BLAME YOURSELF

THIS IS SO SAD

FUCK FUCK FUCK SHE KILLED STANLEY?

SOOOOONG

I LOVE THIS SONG

THEY KISSED!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING KEEP IT KID FRIENDLY IN THE CINEMA PLEASE

WAIT THERE’S A CULT NOW