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sorry years late on this one but god jack kline age discourse is still so funny to me. they were fully capable of casting a child or a teenager to play him if they wanted to. they chose to cast a guy around 30. jack kline fucks.

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Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.

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me whenever anybody says that they like me/that i’m their friend

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save a turkey, there's a weird girl with unmentionable kinks begging to be stuffed instead.

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release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling

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i was actually born 9 months premature. they had to give me to a dust mite as a wet nurse.

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donating my heavily annotated copy of house of leaves to the local library so that the person reading it gets a 5th layer of narrative to be confused by

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it would be so funny to see andrew play he does maybe 6 interviews his whole career that are all him saying he hates exy and would rather die than ever play again and then he shuts down the goal like nobody in the history of the sport. like imagine seeing the interviews and being like man this guy is a joke why does he even play. & then he’s the best goalkeeper to ever live and he does it while looking severely bored

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I love getting "post without tags?" on my stupidest ever posts. oh my god sorry tumblr how could i forget. #dust mite #wet nurse

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in the desert again

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Pangur is soooooooo talented!

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i fucking hate it when a movie or a tv show does some shit where a character has a shitty dad and another character tells them to forgive him because. "it's your dad". that means nothing. more people should be killing their fathers.

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i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm