#HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
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THIS IS NOT A DAMN DRILL! SANGYEON'S SISTER UPLOADED THIS AND THAT'S HIS FUCKING BACK 😩😩😩 FUCK WAIT I WASNT READY AT ALL 😩😩😩
#R.I.P Daisy#fuck im so-#WAIT#HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE#sangyeon smut#tbz hard hours#the boyz hard hours#the chokehold he has on me#fuck my brain is malfunctioning#I CANT DO THIS RIGHT NOW
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...hey wait
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YOU CAN. DOWNLOAD CAPCUT ON DESKTOP NOW???
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These past few weeks would make a great verse in We Didn’t Start The Fire
#i haven’t gotten much further than ‘submarine; COlleen’ but i’m sure there’s something there#i wish there was a good rhyme for ukulele#has anyone named hayley or bailey done anything#HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE#ill advised ukulele; taylor features hayley; titan sub blown away WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY#WE DIDN’T START THE FIYAAHHH#okay let me try to do a full verse#coup in russia; wimbledon; charles three on a train. ashley gavins cancelled; eras tour stampede#and then we roll into the ill advised ukulele line and then we roll into a chorus#writing parody songs just comes natural to me what can i say#personal
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TAMOTHEE CHARDENET AND KYLIE JENNER ARE DATING???
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#HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE#did i just see a screenshot of alex with pink hair?#exactly 1 week after i got rid of my own pink hair 🤧#omg also USPS released horse stamps and when i saw it it went 'aww alex would love these!'#as if we're best friends irl lmfao#anyway LOVE him with pink hair <33
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Wait....
YOU'RE VIETNAMESE?
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random monarch trio stuff (and 24 is also there yeah)
#the first one is like ok more serious the rest is just lame#id finish the first cause i had fun with the idea but i have enough wips as is and sometimes a rough sketch says more#sorry#i have more but these are the most 'polished' (as much as they can be)#anyway#my art#basslinegrave art#venture bros#monarch a trois#the monarch#dr. mrs. the monarch#henchman 21#henchman 24#cackling at the fence one i think i got that idea like at night and ran to my phone to write the idea in my notes#ok i added one more sketch#idk what posessed me to finish it so fast cause i was working with basically nothing (a shitty phone draft)#(the monarch and 21 one) og has holding up a heart shape with the hands but i changed it to an awkward M inspired by that pose gary did#but i changed it from the thumbs to fingers because it was too anatomically fucked up
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HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME
wait, when was this collab announced?!
+ individual character pages lol
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sorry, no flash photography ! @ochrearia
#artings#fnf#friday night funkin#boyfriend fnf#girlfriend fnf#pico#pico newgrounds#friday night funkin boyfriend#friday night funkin girlfriend#pico x boyfriend#picobf#/// OKAY I CAN RAMBLE IN THE TAGS NOW#i fuckjng kid you not reading part 20 when pico and bf were having their moment i was imagining girlfriend to the side holding her phone up#AND THEN I READ THE LINE WHERE SHE TAKES A PIC OF THEM AND I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD#ochre i was on your brainwave. i could sense it#also. i need the terms yaoi & yuri taken away from me im saying them way too much lately
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y'all have no clue how wild it is to live in my timeline, because 12 years ago i was a huge fan of these cute lil' zelda strips and at the time i found out through the grapevine that the creator apparently stopped making these comics because they had started drawing NSFW content-
and at the time i was like "oh ok that's wild but respect"
and now in the present the artist who's making the OMORI manga adaption is under fire for being a shota fetishist and it's putting the spotlight back on the OMORI creator themselves for ALSO being a shota fetishist and oh my god the omocat who made those zelda comics over a decade ago is the same omocat who went on to make OMORI holy shit-
#small fucking world jfc#and yeah maybe i'm the last person to cross the finish line here but listen#i hadn't thought about those zelda comics in AGES#not until i came across one of them in my FB memories#because i've been on FB so long now that some of my memories are like 15 years old#and as soon as i saw the artist credit i was like HOLD the fucking phone there's no WAY#anyways there's some wild shit happening in the omori fandom ig#i've only completed the whole game once and honestly i loved it but i haven't really participated in the greater fandom#and i can very much see what people are getting at lmao#especially with the manga jfc#why would you make a manga adaption of a game that's largely driven by a self-insert-style main character#never mind the fact that it completely removes the soundtrack which is like half of what made omori so memorable ffs#even without the shota shit a manga version of OMORI is still. just not something we needed lmao#bad dumb stupid idea
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I 100% think G.H.O.S.T is tampering with Optimus's head to keep him compliant
#reblog#transformers#earthspark#wait#WAIT WAIT#NO#WAAAITT#HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE#THE ANGST POSSIBILITY WITH THIS#if this actually happens im going to scream and cry#artist or writers get on this shit PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏
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#there is a ranboo that goes withthis but i didn't like how he was looking imma restart from scratch tmrw😭😭#ctubbo#michael beloved#ctubbo fanart#Guys you have no idea what i went through today like it wa fucking crazy i need to share this#so i went to the mall after school right and im going home at like 8 on the train with my friend bc i was supposed to be picked up ay her#stop right but then im told to just go to my stop and take the bus and im like ok sure but the problem is my phone is on SEVEN PERCENT and w#hen i get to the stop my moms like u have money for the bus right and im like ueah and i check and i have NO MONEY#BUT I DIDNT TELL HER ANUTHING BC I DIDNT WANT HER TI GET MAD BC I KNEW SHE WOUDKNT WANT ME TO WALK ALL THE WAY HOME AT NIGHT (FOURTY BLOCKS#So im like ok im getting on the bus now my phone is on four percent i have to WALK HOME allll that way and there's this crazy ass upward hi#ll that's like ten blocks long ITS NOT EVEN THAT BAD but like my mom thinks im on the bus so im trying to speed walk as fast as i can and i#RAWDOGGED it too because MU PHONE WAS GOING TO IDE!!!!#I made it home at two percent U guys i was so proud of myself thank u for listening#IM SO MAD IT WOUKDVE BEEN OKAY IF I WASNT IN A RUSH And also if i had music uggghhh Whatever#I bought this really cute skirt at garage hold on let me find it#lexi pleated skort color Navy blue ITS SOOOO CUTE got some new leg warmers too yesss....#I NEED TO DOWNLOAD THE TRANSIT APP i woukdve been able to attach my apple pay and buy the stupid ticket if my phonewasnnt#too dead to do al that...#Guys always make sure u carry cash with yiu goodbye
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For 🌾 --but anyone's invited to listen and imagine sucking me off and then getting sucked off in turn - the more the merrier ;) Read the time stamps below to know what to expect!
But 🌾, know I absolutely was imagining you, my perfect little slut, while recording this while super high. (btw the audio is not great the first few minutes but it gets better)
Also, while listening through my audio to make the time stamps below, I got really turned on and stroked my cock the whole time 😳 Autoandrophilia is real. Anyway, i'm off to go lay in bed and listen again while imagining you listening so i can finally cum 🤭
0: I kind of ramble while i touch myself in bed after having jerked off in the shower (and again standing on the bath rug lmao), talking about how i never masturbated in the shower until after my tdick grew enough to peek out from under my hood. spraying the shower head up onto it feels so fucking good now, fuck, the idea of you holding the shower head and controlling how much water hits my cock gets me so turned on
2:48 I start imagining you're touching me, stroking my tdick and fingering me exactly how i like
4:30 You kneel in front of me and start sucking my cock, following my instructions to slip your tongue from the head of my cock down to my hole while you keep fingering me so deep
6: I pull your hair so you mouth is pressed balls deep around my cock until I cum in your mouth, twice, while you lick every last drop of cum
7:35 Now it's your turn for me to suck you off 😇 I tell you i'm going to make you cum in my mouth and that you're going to love it, my perfect slut
9:20 I promise i'll make you cum soon-- you have till the last 20 seconds of the audio to cum if you want to imagine cumming into my mouth while i continue to suck and lick every last drop from the head of your cock 😘
#tdick#autoandrophilia#audio nsft#transmasc nsft#trans nsft#queer nsft#🌾#i was SO fucking high that#some parts might be a little awkward (and the first few minutes are low quality bc i forgot to hold my phone by my mouth lmao)#but I think you'll still very much enjoy it 😘#oh also last night i promised to post this in the morning#sorry for the delay i was called into work for an unexpected shift :/#but i imagine this is worth the wait. fuck i'm getting SO wet imagining you listening to this while touching yourself#actual escapades#i can't wait to tell me you came listening to this#starlingsays#my audio#starlingchats#sounds of pleasure
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