#hold the FUCKING phone

[daisyvisions]

THIS IS NOT A DAMN DRILL! SANGYEON'S SISTER UPLOADED THIS AND THAT'S HIS FUCKING BACK 😩😩😩 FUCK WAIT I WASNT READY AT ALL 😩😩😩

[fives-girlfriend]

...hey wait

[oh-gh0st]

YOU CAN. DOWNLOAD CAPCUT ON DESKTOP NOW???

[fingertipsmp3]

These past few weeks would make a great verse in We Didn’t Start The Fire

[rawrtizm]

TAMOTHEE CHARDENET AND KYLIE JENNER ARE DATING???

[alexxgaskarth]

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[hearvex]

wdym father philip

[farewell-persephone]

wait PIXEL ART???

[basslinegrave]

random monarch trio stuff (and 24 is also there yeah)

[gemharvest]

sorry, no flash photography ! @ochrearia

[beeduoo]

wonderful

[katy-l-wood]

If hold systems can be set up to call you back (which never works, but that's not the point) there should also be a button I can push that is, like, "switch the hold music to my spotify until someone on your end picks up because I do not want to hear the same tin-can quality elevator music and endlessly repeated spiel about your website for the next two fucking hours."

[t-dick-sapphic]

For 🌾 --but anyone's invited to listen and imagine sucking me off and then getting sucked off in turn - the more the merrier ;) Read the time stamps below to know what to expect!

But 🌾, know I absolutely was imagining you, my perfect little slut, while recording this while super high. (btw the audio is not great the first few minutes but it gets better)

Also, while listening through my audio to make the time stamps below, I got really turned on and stroked my cock the whole time 😳 Autoandrophilia is real. Anyway, i'm off to go lay in bed and listen again while imagining you listening so i can finally cum 🤭

0: I kind of ramble while i touch myself in bed after having jerked off in the shower (and again standing on the bath rug lmao), talking about how i never masturbated in the shower until after my tdick grew enough to peek out from under my hood. spraying the shower head up onto it feels so fucking good now, fuck, the idea of you holding the shower head and controlling how much water hits my cock gets me so turned on

2:48 I start imagining you're touching me, stroking my tdick and fingering me exactly how i like

4:30 You kneel in front of me and start sucking my cock, following my instructions to slip your tongue from the head of my cock down to my hole while you keep fingering me so deep

6: I pull your hair so you mouth is pressed balls deep around my cock until I cum in your mouth, twice, while you lick every last drop of cum

7:35 Now it's your turn for me to suck you off 😇 I tell you i'm going to make you cum in my mouth and that you're going to love it, my perfect slut

9:20 I promise i'll make you cum soon-- you have till the last 20 seconds of the audio to cum if you want to imagine cumming into my mouth while i continue to suck and lick every last drop from the head of your cock 😘

[thecorvidforest]

if i see one more person say something like “teachers are quitting because the kids are getting meaner, so parents need to learn how to discipline your kids” i’m going to fucking scream.

the kids are not getting meaner because they’re spoiled. the kids are not getting meaner because of gentle parenting. these are not spoiled children, they are traumatized children. these are trauma behaviors.

they have to go to school every day with the knowledge they might get shot up. almost four years ago people started dying and becoming disabled from COVID, it never stopped, and they’re told to ignore it. for all they know, the earth might become uninhabitable in their lifetimes, and they are powerless against all these things. they are traumatized. stop putting the blame on innocent kids and individual parents.

[dickpuncher420]

ZUKKA WAS SO CLOSE TO BEING NUMBER 69 ON THE TOP SHIPS LIST THIS YEAR NOOOO

[caindiis]

happy birthday to the love of my life 🤞🤞 to everyone else…. have a terrible day