#HOLD MEEEEE

[jils-things]

okok finally doing a follow up idea for mole/irene (i will figure out what's her skin name soon :3) (like how her ghost skin is named eidolon)

the mole on nor.ton's shoulder is not just a prop, it's a living to me :3 we'll call them mole jr/junior for now. junior is nort.on's companion, the type of partner nor.ton would ask for second opinion. so imagine him doing his appraiser job, he would estimate the price of the gold, and would go like "what do you think, junior?" and cues to junior nodding their head in agreement or whatever :3 just his little assistant!

one of nort.on's questionable habits in public is if he spots a gem that's being used in people's outfits/accessories, he'd command junior to sneak up to that person and try to take out the gem off of it, and bring it back to him for him to identify whether it's genuine or not (call it... practice, during his off shift i suppose...) (this is also his way to judge people, if what they wear is real, then they're high class people, but if it's fake, then they're just dressing to impress, or whatever. instant low opinion on them i guess LOL) usually mole junior knows how to put the gem back on so it's not much of trouble (they're a very sneaky duo, hehe)

which leads us to how nort.on met irene here! irene was out on a platonic date with her friend emma. nor.ton was on a bench, minding his own business until he would notice these two ladies walking together (irene's face was obscured by her parasol, something that she brings everywhere). he smirked and decided to try the little "game" again - so he told junior to go sneak up on the "lady with the parasol" because he noticed her ribbon had an emblem attached to it.

this would've been easy for junior to pull through, but combined with the difficulty to remove the emblem + the ladies suddenly entered a dress boutique and this prevented junior from getting a clean escape and returning to nor.ton, so he panicked! naturally he'd try to run for his little friend, but he didn't want to look inconspicuous so he had to act cool. plus he was entering a store where he usually wouldn't really "belong" to.

he would slowly enter the place and try to look for his little friend, to which he did (who already gotten the emblem off her ribbon!), junior was about to jump back to no.rton but emma quickly noticed this strange creature idling on irene and yelled in a panic! "irene, there's a mouse on your head!"

irene, panicked, turned back and for a split second, saw this "mouse" jump back to this gentleman's shoulder. he chuckled, and apologized politely. he didn't mean to intrude their moment, he explained that his companion just "got lost" in the building and he had to pick them up. the ladies almost believed his fib, until they noticed junior resurface with the emblem on its mouth - which caused emma to panic; "isn't that the constantine family jewel?! it's out of your bow, irene!"

nor.ton's eyes shrunk in panic. there was no need to identify if this gem was real or not, he's literally holding a family heirloom! they just so happened to be one of his loyal customers as well! and he's not one who would want to get beef with the upper class. he quickly retracted his "lie" - took the emblem off of junior's mouth and handed it back to irene

"I-I mean! my little friend was... supposed to give you this emblem back! it fell off your..."

he would slowly glance up at irene's face, and the whole world seemed to slow down for him... her sapphire blue eyes which caught him in a trance - he hadn't noticed how gorgeous she looked up close, since junior almost got themselves in danger... she looked very innocent. the little chub in her cheeks looked so nice to poke at --

before he could finish his line, emma snatched the gem off of his hand and hurriedly fixed back in place in irene's bow. "thank you, kind sir! this gem is very important to my friend irene, and she would be in deep trouble if it suddenly went missing!" emma spoke for irene, who still was a bit confused and lost at this whole moment.

"... irene..." norto.n whispered a note to himself.

he snapped himself in place, and fixed his cravat - expressing how he was happy to help. irene shyly apologized for this "mishap" and she really appreciated it. again, her presence caught him off guard and made him lose his kind persona - so he just looked away and fixed his glasses. he wanted to leave immediately to compose himself, so he excused himself and bid them farewell.

now outside, he realized he had crossed paths with a constantine. a constantine of all people! he knew not to mess with rich ones, but goodness gracious, was miss constantine very pretty. he didn't even know they had a daughter...

he sat on the bench again, to think about everything that happened again. he laughed, and looked at junior. he wasn't mad at them, not at all. in fact, he was kinda glad this all happened. playing around with gems and gold can get a bit boring sometimes.

but, constantine, hm? he can only assume that she's the daughter of his client that hailed from the same name. perhaps he can ask about this family more the next time his client comes back... :3

[theclaravoyant]

do you ever Cry because now Aziraphale really is an just angel who goes along with heaven as far as he can

that sounds

lonely?

[sweetheartvalle]

anyone else rlly scared. like excited.. but scared

like the first it takes two was BEFORE kissgate, bedgate ALL THE GATES and basically every hardlaunch since so. get fucking ready everyone oh my godjdjslsk

[thefleshyougoveggie]

I WANT SOMEONE TO HOLD ME

[guardian-angle22]

re-watching tarlos in 5.07 and dying at how Carlos is so amused at the owen vs. enzo dick measuring contest... when TK shoots him a little glare, he just kind of vaguely winks and smirks back at him.

then later when Owen asks him for his opinion, you can see he's still kind of amused by it all... but he takes one look at TK's face, reads his expression/body language and realizes, 'okay maybe now is not the time to make the joke that I'd like to make.'

[vixen7243]

Lurking in the Shadows Pt. 3

Husband!John Price x AFAB!Reader | Obssessed!Ghost x AFAB!Reader

Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

MDNI!!!

Over the next few days Simon had very much settled himself into the grooves of your and Johns marriage, when John would get up in the morning Simon turn the both of you , pulling you in closer to him he would make quick work to stuff himself into you. He made sure that during the day he had you bent all over the house, every filthy, needy desperate thought he's ever had being played out, pouting when John would get home and your attention would shift to him, your attention being split and no longer solely on him. Tonight no different as John walked in and you got out of his lap to meet John at the entry way, kissing him, and helping him take his jacket off. "Hi love, how was your day?"

"Hello darling." John wrapped his arms around you pulling you in tightly, "It was well, gonna be staying late the next few nights though, just so you know."

"What? Why?" You pouted up at him, "You guys are leaving again so soon?"

John glanced up, the pout you were giving him being mirrored on Simon's, only deeper and directed at you. Picking you up he only smirked when he saw dinner ready, having wrapped your legs around his waist you repositioned when he sat down on the couch near Simon, "We aren't going anywhere, I just got some meetings and files to get caught up with."

"Promise?" You felt his hands pulling the waist band of the your his sweats down, after some shuffling he squeezed your ass pressing your front into him as he kissed the valley of your breasts.

"Yeah." Smirking into your chest when he noticed that when you reached your hand out to Simon's cheek and cupped it bring him to you, Simon's whole demeanor changed, making him perk up. "Knew you were needy for her for a while but Jesus Simon, never took you for a pouter."

Tensing up Simon looked at John, "Wasn't pouting."

"Doin an awful nice thing as to share my wife, could stand to let up a few moment for me to restuff this cunt when I get home." You moaned when one of his hands slid down your ass and back between your thighs, a days worth of Simon soaking your underwear waiting to drip down. "What do you say darling?"

"Yes, please I want you love." Kissing his lips and neck, you tugged his shirt up from the waist band of his cargo pants, "Fill me up." John let you remove his shirt and undo his belt and pants, your hand wrapping around his shaft pulling him out and jerking him up stiff.

Sliding your underwear to the side John guided your hips down onto him, groaning feeling Simon's cum help ease his cock into you, sliding forward a bit John started moving your hips against him. Bouncing with John's movements the squelching of Simon's cum coating your inner thighs and all of John's pelvic and thighs, whining as you pulled your tank top off you arched into John's mouth as he suckled on your nipple, feeling your walls flutter around him John started rubbing a thumb into your clit in rhythm with his thrust making you dizzy.

Simon felt hot, eyes watching as John's cock bullied up into you, making his cum cover the both of them, knowing that his cum was on his captain made Simon's cock twitch. Gripping himself through his jeans he rubbed himself through the thick material looking up to your face, eyes rolled in bliss, mouth agape, small huffs of breath leaving your lips. He had been working you up to that all day, loving how lost you get when cumming, his pride swelling each and every time you begged him for more. Simon swallowed the lump in his throat when you came around John, the force of your walls clenching around him making him quickly cum with you.

He seen how the two of you silently looked at one another before you both smiled at the same time and you slowly eased off of John, grabbing the collar of Simon's shirt and pulled him to you across John and started kissing him. Consumed into the kiss he didn't see as you jerked John, sliding your other hand up to the back of Simon's neck you guided him down still kissing him, pulling back you leaned down kissing and licking the tip of John's dick, dragging your tongue down the shaft before feeling Simon jerk his head freezing as you were bringing him down. "Be a good boy Si." Massaging his neck you gently guided him down watching as Simon slowly and hesitantly stuck his tongue out barely touching the tip of John's dick. Making your way back up and with Simon's tongue the both of you swirled your tongues around John's tip. After feeling Simon now easing more of John into his mouth on his own you suckled and fondled John's balls.

John groaned watching the both of you going down on him, smirking as you helped ease Simon into it, and huffing when Simon wrapped his lips around the head of his dick. You slowly pushed on his neck making him take a little more of John, you sat up and still holding Simon's neck you leaned into John's chest kissing him. "Isn't he doing such a good job hun?"

"Aye, right, good job lieutenant, urgh, you could take more, go on."

Simon never knew that getting this kind of attention from John would ever rile him up as much as it was, feeling his captain's cock twitching in his mouth, your hand sliding up into his hair Simon couldn't hold back the moan ripping through his throat vibrating around John also making him moan. Pushing little more before John rested his hand over yours he pushed quickly up and holding for a moment while Simon coughed surprised.

Getting off the couch you removed your hand and to Simon's surprise you rested on your knees between his legs trying to help him move his hips so you could undo his pants and tug them down slightly freeing his aching cock, when you started kitten licking his dick his mind fogged up with the sensation of getting his dick licked and sucked while simultaneously having one shoved in his own mouth. As Simon realized you were following his pace that he set to get John off he grew anxious and close, wanting you to go deeper and faster he took a breath through his nose closing his eyes and did his best to go at the pace he wanted you to go. Following his lead you looked up at John trying to focus but smiling as John grinned tightening his grip on Simon's head halting his movements, making Simon whine and thrust up into your mouth when you also stopped. Reaching his hand down to your hair and trying to guide you to continue bobbing your head only for John to reach over, grabbing his wrist and pulling it behind his back. "No, no, no. You'll take what you give lieutenant." Huffing and whimpering with his mouth full, John chuckled holding Simon's head still before setting the pace himself and thrusting up himself, Simon trying not to cough or gag the deeper John worked himself into his throat. "Good, like that lieutenant, quick learner aren't you. Knew you would make me proud."

Simon grunted as his cock started twitching in your throat, groaning trying to bob along John faster before you pulled back and pulled Simon off of John, both huffing looking to you, eyes dazed. "You're so close, I know baby, but you can't cum till John does." Simon groaned, opening his mouth to say something but you stopped him, wiping you thumb on his bottom lip, collecting his drool and all the fluids from when you rode John. "Not. Till. John. Cums." Smiling, you kissed him quick before letting him get back onto John, John mean while rolling his head back moaning when Simon continued. You got back down and took him back in your mouth moaning when John was working his hips up meeting Simon's mouth all while Simon pushed down a few times holding getting used to his girth, getting riled up even more as John continued to say HIS name and praise him.

Hearing John moaning Simon's name you clenched your thighs feeling Simon close again, as you stilled, holding his waist pulling back when he would try to thrust up. You heard Simon whining around John, chuckling around him when he gripped the base of John and was now more determined to get John to cum. John groaned, grabbing Simon's head and started working himself now close, "Don't tease him anymore darling, shit. Close, let him cum."

Moaning you started following John's thrusts while going down, feeling Simon now thrust also both grunting, Simon whimpered around John as the both of them came. Trying to swallow John's cum Simon coughed and grunted as John finished before letting go, letting him sit up gasping, John's cum going down his chin. You sat up smirking, swallowing all of Simon's cum, his cock having a glisten from your saliva.

Looking at John's messy cock you giggled, crawling up onto Simon's lap, using the tip of your tongue to collect John's cum and kissing Simon. "Poor baby, couldn't take all of it? Don't worry, you will. Practice makes perfect huh?" As Simon slowly nodded his head, you kissed all around his face using your thumbs to clean around his mouth. Using the space between the two you got down and took John into your mouth, cucking him in and using your tongue to clean him. Sitting up you hummed as John pinched your chin tilting your head back kissing you sweetly.

"Such a good girl." Pulling your leg over his leg John smiled when Simon followed his lead. Both their hands squeezing and massaging down to your filled cunt. Biting your lip you scooted your hips trying to get more comfortable when their fingers started working together, dipping their fingers into you, their other hands pulling your folds open more. Rolling your eyes back you moaned cupping your breasts, arching your back. "Did such a good job baby, just relax."

Huffing resting your head on Simon's arm you started jerking when both of them found your sweet spot, both working in tandem at the spot as you started gushing around them, the couch slowly getting ruined as when you moved to squeeze your legs they held you tightly. "Shit, there." Looking down you started panting as you tensed, cumming around their fingers, whimpering as their fingers started thrusting into you drawing your orgasm out a little longer. Slouching back into the cushions you groaned when they slide their fingers out and sucked their fingers clean. Looking up into the kitchen you laughed to yourself, "Anyone hungry for real food, dinner is done."

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Part 4

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[theultimatekamehamehavoc]

[stellawolfearts]

Commission for @honeylavender27 of fanart for @pittdpeaches fanfic Genus Datura. Click on the image for better quality.

I had so much fun drawing this!!!!! I love this fic so much and if you haven't read it and are a spicynoodles enjoyer like myself GO READ IT NOOOOOWWWW AND THE REST OF HIS FICS THIER SO GOOODDDD.

[mazojo]

I am convinced this show is a fanfic

[theclaravoyant]

if we are going to farewell izzy . it's gonna hurt so good . i can just imagine he and ed get their own personal goodbye and ed gets back to the ship so emotionally shattered he can barely move . it's pretty obvious what's happening . izzy's back there on his own, being the unicorn, buying them time

the crew look to stede to lead them and his heart is telling him to go back into the fray and save him . this is one possible magic realism ending where we say fuck you to the expected life and death of a pirate and izzy, on the very edge of finally packing it in, sees ed and stede and his crew emerge from the smoke to save him. he's probably going to be fucking pissed off they came back for him , but grateful too. someone needed to help him cut that rope and swim.

but the other ending is something stede's kind of been building toward as well. he knows better now than to endanger himself to save someone like his idealism would have him do. he knows what a good Captain needs to do is save his crew above all else. he knows izzy wouldn't give up and ed wouldn't leave him like that if things weren't truly dire. if izzy's told ed to run for his life he would tell them all the same thing. and you can WATCH it break his heart in half but he gives the order to hoist the sails and weigh anchor and make every second izzy gets them count

[redpinkwine]

SMİLİNG SO HARD I CANT HELP WİTH MY EXPRESSİON, JEALOUS EDDİE WE ARE SO FUCKİNG BACK

[tetzoro]

omg hiii hi hi ! good morning & happy wednesday friendz !!!! today is a brand new day so let’s try to have a magnificent one ! i hope you find somethin to make ya smile today teehee & remember that you deserve to get the yummiest treat today ( ྀི∩˃ ᵕ ˂∩) ! ! 🤍💫

[aropride]

nothing like a tswift album release day to unify the two types of people on the internet (taylor swift fans and taylor swift haters) in the world’s most sacred tradition (posting about taylor swift)

[faunandfloraas]

I locked them in a room and made them put on silly hats

[bigtreefest]

Sudden wave of Saturday stress😭 can’t it hold off until tomorrow? Ugh, cuddling up to soothe myself

[spaciebabie]

me all day