#HOLD ME TO YOUR CHEST LIKE THAT
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Then he wonders why everyone keeps asking him if he's like a dad to his teammates... 🤭😆
#NOW ME NEXT#HOLD ME TO YOUR CHEST LIKE THAT#THE WAY *EVERYTHING* WOULD BE CURED#HE'D FIX ME RIGHT UP IF HE SMOOCHED ME AGAINST HIS PECS 😩😩#COME HERE AND SMOOTHER ME IN YOUR BICEPS 😩😩#PLEASE KASPER IT WOULD FIX A LOT OF MY MENTAL ISSUES#IN FACT IT WOULD FIX THEM ALL SO FAST#Kasper Schmeichel#king thicccness#big daddy 😩😩😩#*disclaimer: girlblogger does not; in fact; have any mental issues#other than a severely bad case of goofiness#EDIT TO ADD: HE DID AMAZING TOO BY THE WAY#I JUST GO DISTRACTED SIMPING AND FORGOT TO MENTION THAT#SURE IT WASN'T A CLEAN SHEET BUT IT HAD SOME REALLY CRUCIAL SAVES#AND THE TEAM BOUNCED BACK AFTER THE EQUALISERS#IT WAS A BORED GAME FOR MOST OF IT BUT THE LAST MINUTES? AMAZING ROLLERCOASTER BLOOD PRESSURE ISSUES INDUCING
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walker being so much taller than leah allows for the perfect opportunity for annabeth to be completely baffled at how much percy grew over the last year. imagine annabeth punching that bully in the jaw bc he messed with her friend. only to turn around and be face-to-face with percy's chest. and he's oblivious to her confusion bc he's smitten and happy to see his smart, and pretty, and kind, and strong, and badass best friend. and annabeth is just fuming.
#annabeth: *punches percy's bully*#annabeth: lay off my friend! 😡#percy (happy to see annabeth: wisegirl 😊#annabeth: *turns around and is facing his chest*#percy: how has school treating you so far? 🙃 did you incite fear in your enemies like you said you would? 😌 and—why are you mad?🤔#annabeth: how the shit did you get so tall 🤬#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#percabeth headcanon#percabeth being the best of friends#i love these two with all my heart#holding these two close to my heart#these two are going to be the death of me
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finns best unkle shirt has been through some biz hes still the best unkle its just a crop top now
anyways. uncle pep
#i cant stop imagining finn pulling a shirt onto little pep and very purposefully and carefully taking a sharpie marker to it#to write Best Nephew on it and he misspells it even. the marker bleeds through and marks up peps chest#pbs like finn. you literally arent even his uncle. youre doing things to my kid here. and hes like no no. cool uncle finn part 2#adventure time#lemongrab#finn#peppermint#lemon kids#lemongrab peering over all his kids trying to find one whos small enough for little pep to hold.#i keep kcalling him little. im having a moment here. dont look at me#digital
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btw chat if i say "Canary in a Coal Mine" is Sun and Nexus coded am I understood or am i just screaming into a void
#'but i still hold out hope that maybe someday- i'll be worth more than all the silence left in my wake'#< somehow both nexus and sun at the same time#'feed me promises keep my heart well- i'll sing you songs until the darkness does recede. but if it in the end i lose my voice- will you#forget about your love for me?'#< sun @ nexus#'AND WHEN YOU BREACH THE SURFACE OH WITHOUT MEEE. PLEASE DON'T RETURN ME TO THE DARK OF ALL YOUR MEMORIES YEAH'#< nexus @ sun#'let the dirt hang heavy in your chest- drag me deeper down below the ground. know that all my love will be your breath- i will save you#when your lights go out.'#< sun @ nexus.#LIKE DO I MAKE ANY SENSE SJDKFHSDF#tsams#the sun and moon show#sams#sun and moon show#yapping about smtn tag
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I just thought about something. Someone should really write/draw/edit, anything, Odysseus and Penelope with the song "For the Dancing and the Dreaming" from HTTYD. Like, it fits them so well (for the little i know still about them), but i love this music and i love them, so it would be fair to pair them together 😅
#like imagine Odysseus singing Stoic's part of the music and them Penelope singing Valka's part#it would be perfect!#there are some specific lyrics from the song that make me think about them even more#“no scorching sun nor freezing cold will stop me on my journey”#“i'll swim and sail on savage seas with never a fear of drowning!”#so Odysseus coded it hurts!!#“i have no use for rings of gold i care not for your poetry i only want your hands to hold”#i can see Penelope saying/singing this!!#sorry for the rant#but i needed to get it off of my chest#sorry if someone else already made rhis suggestion before too#epic the musical#epic odysseus#epic penelope#odypen
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I don’t have much of value to contribute this morning except SIKE Maximus is always of the greatest value to me with his shirt on or off
#politely i am going to run my tongue over every last inch of him#he’s getting LICKED but in the fun way#his shoulders i’m not okay i’m noooot okayyyyyy#i need to squeeze them#and hold onto them while he’s kneeling over me you know????#HE’S SO HOT HE’S SO HOT HE’S SO HOTTTTT#the way his necklace rests on his chest#put me out of my misery already#i am panting for him like a dog in the desert#the things i would do. to have one chance to touch his chest#it’s so strong hhhnnnggggh#he’s so muscly yet also idk. moldable#not the word i’m looking for but i can’t focus on anything except SKIN SO MUCH SKIN EVERYWHERE I LOOK#gladiator gave us one shirtless russell crowe scene and by george it’s so blindingly sexy#i could look at this for literal hours#the definition of his arm muscles 😳#the way the white dust sprinkles over his skin 🥵#the thickness mixed with brawniness and softness I JUST HDHAGAHDFJHSSHD#sir do you need a wife???? may i please be your wife??#you can come home to me anytime and literally get whatever you ask for#the low-slung pants are MURDERING ME#it’s just. he is so soft there and i need to KISS HIM REPEATEDLY#all the way down his body and then those pants look pretty easy to undo honestly#JUST. THIS PICTURE. I WILL NEVER BE NORMAL ABOUT IT#need this man so far inside me that i’m unable to walk for days afterward#BED ME SIR#JUST BED ME#gladiator#maximus decimus meridius#russell crowe
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since it seems I’m one of like 3 people that like minsc/jaheira, let me see if I can recruit more to my cause:
- while he was trapped in stone, jaheira visited him all the time, openly weeping and speaking to him
- even while under the tadpole’s control, minsc only listened to “jaheira”
- when minsc thought “jaheira” died, he was inconsolably angry
- jaheira was willing to risk EVERYTHING to get minsc back. nothing mattered to her more. she threatened the emperor - and the rest of your party for that matter - and screamed “help my friend!”
- when jaheira talked about how she had to leave him behind, she explained it was the logical thing to do…but she said she hated herself for it because minsc never would have left her, ever
- minsc referred to her as his wychlaran - a wise woman of rasheman, bonded to a berserker bodyguard for life. there is no higher title or deeper bond in all of rashemaar custom
- jaheira disagreed with this, to which he said “the title matters not. only this: when minsc does as minsc does, and charges in to make a mess, jaheira does as jaheira does, and saves us all anyway”
- minsc knows her children and they know him
- jaheira smiles the most around him
- they love each other
#bg3#baldurs gate 3#bg3 jaheira#bg3 minsc#jaheira x minsc#they WOULD DIE FOR EACH OTHER#I don’t personally think they’d ever come right out and say their feelings#but they just like hold hands sometimes and jaheira stares daggers at anyone that looks at them#their bond is so deep that feelings wouldn’t even change much#I just imagine jaheira waking up in a cold sweat#having just dreamt about leaving him#and she feels like she’s just been drenched in ice until she looks over and sees he’s sleeping contently under his tent#and silently she walks over and lays down next to him and he wakes up immediately because he can sense she needs something#‘are you alright?’#‘hold me you fool.’#and sleepily minsc just pulls her into his chest#the feeling of ice running through her veins melts because he is warm and comforting and familiar#anyways.#I just think they’re neat#and I want others to think so too#I don’t think they have a ship name yet#maheira?#jinsc?#idk tell me your thoughts#my post
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cora! for you and sae <3

i hope i captured corae in this collage ! i’m in the lib and made this in during a study break and some girl stood behind me bc she was looking for a book and ik she saw this too
SPIRIT OHMYGOD??? wait i am actually sooo I AM SO SORRY for getting to this a whole 24 hours later so genuinely ohmygosh please forgive me friend... especially for a gift as sweet as this i am so grateful thank you so much ohmygosh HELLO?? THIS IS SO SWEET WAIT WAIT PAUSE I AM . WALSJFLKDS OKAY
THE LIL KISS MARKS ON HIS LIL TOY LSAJFLDSJFKDS THE QUOTES AND THE RED AND PINK TONES I AM SO HEARTWARMED THAT YOU THOUGHT OF ME... and put the time and effort and energy just to do this for me??? ohmygosh??? wait brb i am making this my desktop wallpaper rn AHSFLASJD AHHHHHHH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
the red hair and the flowers and the silhouetted kiss :'))) WAHH I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I AM SO TOUCHED?? THE LIL LOCKETS AND THE TAROT CARDS?? waasfdjlds AND THE FLOWERS AND CAKE AHHH u r so talented my friend i cannot believe... a collage just for my lil selfshippie 🥺🥺🥺 i am sending you so much love my dear friend this means so much to me. i can't believe you would do this for me i am genuinely so heartwarmed ohmygosh THE HAND HOLDING THROUGH THE FENCE like i cannot believe .. that you would take time and effort out to make something for me?? i am so i feel so speechless (says many things anyways) WAHSFLJDS THIS IS SO SWEET THANK YOU SO MUCH . THANK YOU THANK YOU I AM so honored and grateful truly
i am sending you so so much love and i hope your weekend is wonderful also the girl who saw probably thought you really liked sae HAHA WAHSFLDS THIS IS SO CUTE I AM SO HONORED... AND SO GRATEFUL TRULY I AM GIVING YOU SO MUCH LOVE . i would carve a piece of my heart out for you ohmygod
i hope your studying is going well and i wish you the best with all your classes!!! please take care of yourself and remember to take breaks!!! and drink water!!
#THE QUOTES HAVE ME ON THE FLOOR WHA . why would i lie? it's so clear i'm in love with you. ohmygod i need to LIE DOWNNN I AM SO HEARTWARMED#goign to cry wow . i think of her so much... okay 🥺🥺 WAHHH UEUEUEUEUE#THANK YOU FRIEND I AM ... CLUTCHING THIS SO CLOSE TO MY CHEST . holding it like a love note i am giving you a big hug with your consent if#u r ok with that and if not then i am sending u my love virtually through the screen AAAAAAAA#ur editing skills are so beautiful my friend... the pink and red tones adslfjsdlkjfads okay I DONT KNOW HOW TO put into words how touched#i am truly... i hope this can be a good enough response to encapsulate my many feelings AHHH#cora is loved#submerge and awaken: sae#corae talk#cora selfship talk#message in a bottle: ask#message in a bottle: spirit!!!#you have such an eye for detail wowow i am ... staring at this for a looong time . I AM still staring at the holding hands and the kiss 🥺#you put in the effort just for me and my silly little selfship... i am ueueueueueue you really... sobs
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Sometimes it's like. no I am not horny. Yes I know when I get home, I will inevitably be touching my tdick til I cum regardless. We exist
#think it's mostly just that I need cuddled but I don't see my bf til tomorrow#I'm also just in a vv soft mood anyways- 💫 has been fronting a lot today#anyways umm. hold me in your arms and overstim me while I bury my face in your chest? 🥺#edit- also realizing that I can't think Too in depth/serious abt sex rn due to ptsd stuff being wack rn#like. I can absolutely still do sex stuff esp with my partner because I don't feel any pressure to be a certain way#but like just fantasizing alone is difficult rn tbh
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in theory. if i spend nothing And sell my couple remaining noct eggs And max my fg every day. i could afford a luminous halo in a little over a month. not including fest costs so we'll say 2 months. and then presage will be finished!
#scribes#which hopefully!! prices will dip back down a little bit after joxar chests are opened#bc i assume a non-zero amount were purchased around notn so none have been added back into the pool of available halos#so uhh if any of you get a light halo this gala consider me a buyer if youre willing to hold onto it for a little bit lol#flight rising#i dont wanna spend more than 3kg on it#the lah rn is like. 2785g or smthn#everyone send me good vibes and also spending restraint lol#i ought to start using my vault again
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being a toji defender is in my blood you can state anything he did and i’ll find a convoluted way to excuse it
#i’m this way with only him 😭#me pointing fingers at geto while holding toji protectively against my chest is not lost on me but hey#a dilf is a dilf. and i loooooooove me an underdog :3#in theory i could defend sukuna too but i won’t/he wouldn’t want me to do that either#so yeah . sukie did that he did Unfortunately do all that and i do need to fight him for it like don’t be mean to your nephew omfg#i can excuse almost 95% else except for him being mean to yuji/overtaking megs/keeling gojo but that was just foreplay for sukugo#y’all wouldn’t hashtag Understand#personal
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Posting posting. I am obviously in a manic state and that’s partially (mainly?) causing the deeper insomnia (which is a severe trigger for anyone with seizures) has been severely provoking not only more but more intense seizures. AAAAHHHHHH but I sing my love jazz standards at 4am while handwriting a paper and fuck it fuck it fuck it. You do want you gotta do man. And I’ve been doing it.
#LOL when you ask for accommodations or an extension in law school it’s literally all abt how you make your argument#I LOVE IT. I was like wait. so you’re telling me I can just make a compelling case for switching profs? DONE.#including possible evidence to be considered??? DONE.#I pulled a Machiavelli on literally the entire administration#hold your cards close to your chest lay them down to the right ppl at the exact right time and you can get anything you want#my law school husband was so impressed
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just gonna be totally honest and say I'm having some wildly inappropriate thoughts about the dirt on his back
#in reality i would be the one with dirt on my back BUT#i can be versatile for him#LOOK HOW MAJESTIC MY MAN IS#look how proud and handsome yet exhausted and weary and discouraged#look at the mixture of emotion EVEN WHEN ONLY HALF HIS FACE IS VISIBLE#russell crowe beloved actor who can emote like none other#also the ribbon around his armor is driving me crazy#@mystery-star and i were discussing it the other day#i feel like it's either a strap that helps hold his armor in place#or an ornamental ribbon designed to honor someone like a fallen comrade or even his family#we also said “what if it's his wife's hair ribbon” and i haven't known peace since#BRO IMAGINE#making such good love that he's covered in dirt afterwards WHILE WEARING YOUR HAIR RIBBON AROUND HIS CHEST#i will never be normal again#mayhaps... a fanfiction will arise from this#mayhaps mayhaps#also hello back of maximus' head my old friend#gladiator#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe
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i don’t have his pauldrons on mine (yet!) and i need to make some slight alterations to certain parts for next time i wear him… but here’s my mtt cosplay!!! patterned and sewn all myself!!!! :D the pink fabric is juicy couture velour :3
OH MY GOD, ABSOLUTELY SLAY YO!! ✨✨ This is really givin' me motivation to get to work on my MTT cosplay, I have like, the vaguest idea of what imma do- using my foxy mask as a reference point from my last cosplay, paper mache and valcro seems to be my best friend with my planned MTT EX cosplay 👀!!
May I ask, where do you get the material for the arms :0? I've been super caught up on what imma do for em. TBH I was thinking of making my own spin on a MTT take by incorporating a coat or something (they're my comfort thing :'>), but I'd also love love LOVE to do arms like this! If you have any suggestions :'D
ALSO MAY I SAY Your makeup is phenomenal >:0 I am... dreading the makeup phase, I don't do makeup KJHGDSFSDHHJ sooooo wish me luck TwT
#man all this MTT cosplay support is giving me like so much excitement to get to work#the only thing holding me back is UT+ and owed art#BUT MARK MY WORDS I will try and get started on atleast the chest piece cause' that's what I have the most ideas for >:D#TY FOR THE ASK BTW!#And thank you for sharing your cosplay :D
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i think the thing that Suddenly Interacting With Human Beings has done most to me though is reminded me very very bluntly that i am in fact still very noticeably fucking weird
#ive only just kinda returned to normal about it; it actually scared me very badly im learning! jhbdgj#iwas so caught up in the euphoria of mostly being around people who like and understand me i forgot [Long Redacted List Of Memories]#piktalk#'so whats your family like' uh 'you ever think about your legacy' um 'not that you have adhd i mean' ah;#. the weirdest one was 'he reminds me of you; you might get along!' and then being very starkly reminded um .#well. thats a different person. aha.#like ooooooof. if thats what youre thinking of me i have Got to hold my cards closer to my chest#not exactly This Is No Longer A Safe Place All Of A Sudden but like; somewhere near there;#alas..
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What’s your opinion on this text my friend sent me
… is your friend suppressing any homicidal thoughts.
#That actually sounds like a great movie#But a terrible way to day#Imagine being killed by a literal rat#Like your last memory is just a rat on your chest holding a knife.#random stuff lexi asks me
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